Paige and Kyle chat. Kyle apologizes for acting like a spoiled little brat.
I can’t listen to Kyle whining. He should be more confident about his product that he should give zero fucks that Craig is endorsing some spiked tea crap.
I wonder which tastes worse? That shit or Loverboy?
I think it’s super weird for Paige to claim to be such ‘good friends’ with her friend’s husband.
Lindsay is so desperate for attention and immature to be sitting there in front of Carl pointing out her pregnant boobs and forcing him to look at them.
Carl is looking at her, kind of turned on?? Or smiling that she’s not pregnant with his kid?
He continues to look on, with his neck all stretched out like a prairie dog, as they keep discussing boobs.
Danielle drills Lindsay about not living with the illustrious Turner when they’re having a baby together. You would think that she knew this, given she and Lindsay are such ‘great friends.’
She sort of breaks down the timeline which you would think she wouldn’t want to advertise, but she’s Lindsay.
She clarifies that if she wasn’t knocked up, they most likely wouldn’t be living together, so why rush it?
I can’t even fathom how miserable Mr. Baby Daddy is right now trying to co-parent an infant with Lindsay, when they are living apart. I’m sure nothing that guy does is right or enough. I imagine money is also a frequent point of discussion, just as it was with Carl. I know he has a job and makes a lot probably, but I can see her nickel and diming who is paying for what, and expecting him to do the bulk of it.
I’m pretty sure they are officially not together, but Lindsay is procrastinating announcing it.
The rumors are swirling that they’re not together anymore. No dude can deal with her. Why should this one be any different? Because they have a baby together? Please. That makes things even worse and more difficult.
Lindsay claims in her yap that she’s trying to not move too fast this time. At least she realizes how ridiculous that sounds as soon as she says it, and makes a joke.
She even says “what if things don’t work out with Turner?”
I guess she’s finally realistic.
“He’s the one getting the baby nurse and the doula.”
Oh great Lindsay, because how does anyone have a baby without a fucking baby nurse and a ‘doula??’
Jesse is making some sort of typical Douche Bag type statement, about Lexi being too clingy, after he’s been love bombing the shit out of her, and now hehas been ignoring her all day at the beach.
Lexi, sorry but the challenge is over. He’s bored. Time to move on.
She should start flirting with West. That would be epic!
West is being all bashful about his love interest, for fear Ciara won’t be able to handle it and hang herself in the shower.
He’s being like so fucking serious. It’s hilarious.
I don’t know why she keeps going for these douchey white guys that don’t want a black girlfriend.
They separate for dinner into two groups, which they do now so they can all talk about each other. Housewives are doing the same thing.
They always separate the couples.
Love how one year later, Paige initiates the flirtation with Jesse, when last summer she was big offended that Jesse was forward with her when she ‘has a boyfriend.’
This year she doesn’t care so much about the boyfriend. I’m sensing at this point in July, she knew full well she was breaking up with him before the end of the year.
There are so many queues and clues.
I don’t understand why the table is so flabbergasted that Carl hasn’t been with anyone, like WITH with, since Lindsay. Since he’s sober he’s not exactly the fuck boy anymore. He’s not seeing anyone, so who would he be having sex with??
They ask Jesse about Lexi. He gets a smug dorky look on his face. He seems so proud of himself.
She’s being kind of bossy, overly jealous, and driving him away. That’s probably not the way to go with this guy, but it’s not like I’m pulling for them. I don’t wish this scammer on anyone.
I guess we’re supposed to be impressed with Imrul bringing these one-night-stands home every weekend?
It seems like Lexi has been following Jesse around everywhere. He’s definitely trying to cool things down and she’s not really catching on.
Hey, how many weekends are we in? Kyle and Amanda haven’t gotten into one single fight. Not even when he sent the pissy texts to Paige.
Jesse tells Lexi that his intentions are pure??
Oh. Please.
I still think he’s into Amanda.
Honestly I’m finding Imrul off-putting. Not sure he’ll be around after this season.
He seems to have no other layer to his personality other than banging random chicks, then talking disrespectfully about them after he sends them on their way in the morning.
This is not even cute, and I can’t fathom that Bravo really thinks it is. I think most viewers (the women anyway, which are the majority) are probably getting disgusted like I am.
Kyle who is responsible for this nut job coming on the show, urges him to “tell his back story.”
He was an illegal immigrant, so got married at 23 to get his citizenship status.
I feel like this isn’t maybe something you should put on full blast on TV, but then again it was filmed in July last year, if you get my drift, so I guess it wasn’t a big deal.
I’m assuming they’re divorced? If he said that, I didn’t catch it.
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West and Jesse are so used to Lexi following him around everywhere, that they’re shocked she’s not in their room. She needs to stop that and stat.
Well, spoke to soon. She’s now stalking him, and waiting for him in his room, as he’s with Ciara being kind of flirty, when he just reassured her twelve hours ago how ‘pure’ his intentions were. He also makes a reference how he’s obsessed with Paige. Sure sounds like his intentions are ‘pure.’ Why would he even use that word? That tells you he’s full of shit.
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Craig came to town so Paige can taunt him, treat him like crap and talk about how ‘strong’ she is.
She asks him some weird question to start an argument, if he would listen to his parents that gave him advice. Seems like she came into this dinner date trying to start a fight.
She accuses Craig of not being happy for her stupid podcast when he says “it’s great that you’re busier.”
Craig tells her he feels submissive in their relationship.
“Should I apologize for being strong and independent?”
She also ridicules sitting in his back yard and how she doesn’t want to “living a slow life.” What the hell is a slow life? She thinks having kids is a ‘slow life?’
And is she telling us she never wants to have a day off for the rest of her life? She sounds like an idiot.
What does that even have to do with what he said? And what’s with the ‘strong’ thing? She’s rude. I don’t know if she’s ‘strong.’ Bullying people around and trying to make them feel bad, so you feel better is actually a sign of weakness. Not to mention a See You Next Tuesday.
He clarifies what he said, since she didn’t seem to comprehend it, that he didn’t plan on giving up on all of the decision making (and being her whipping boy.)
