So I get it, Kyle shouldn’t be running off with the mouth about Carl at dinner to Amanda, when Carl is not here to defend himself. The alcohol is of course the main issue here, as to why he’s over sharing private employee-employer details about his previous drug and alcohol issue at the table. He is only addressing Amanda, however is talking loud enough for others to hear. Such as big ears Danielle.
But he does kind of have a point that Carl is being really unappreciative, and yes, I believe Lindsay is being very negative about Kyle as an employer, and for some reason Carl seems unable to think for himself. And I do not get why you would be encouraging your boyfriend to quit his job? Does she have something else lined up for him?
Danielle is eavesdropping on this convo and butts in. Kyle is right, that she has no idea what’s going on with his business, so butt out and mind your business!!
He does his very infamous storming out, or in this case, storming IN, since they were sitting outside dining alfresco, and then storms INTO the restaurant.
Amanda follows him in and talks to him like a preschooler. He orders a dirty martini, when he’s already shitfaced. Amanda should have intervened here, and vetoed the martini order. Last thing he needs.
On the bright side, she and Kyle seem to be getting along great. This time last year they were ripping each other’s hair out.
Meanwhile Danielle is outside at the table bitching about him spouting off about Karl’s past addiction issues at the table.
While I do agree with her, I have a hard time admitting it, because I can’t stand her. Her expression while he was bitching was so almost joyful, that she could not WAIT to run to Carl and Lindsay with this.
Danielle always seems all too anxious to put her nose into everyone’s business. Like Kyle and Amanda’s problems last year. She was the one that delivered the info to Amanda that Kyle was bitching about her, how they have nothing in common or whatever, shit he was spewing when he was drunk-whining. Just like now, she seemed to enjoy it.
Also she stuck her nose into Lindsay’s and Ciara’s argument, over stupid Austen.
Long story short, girl get a life!! Stop being obsessed with everyone else’s!
Danielle and Gabby shared a dude from 2017 that was simultaneously dating both of them. They’re not mad at each other, since neither one of them knew they were being cheated on, and are sort of bonding over it.
The Danielle and Kyle thing seems to have blown over. They go off to a club. Everyone makes it out alive.
This bedroom situation is weird.
The girls are off to bed, and the dudes are acting like ten year old’s in the pool and hot tub.
Kyle does his typical junk fooding, while talking to the junk food.
Danielle does her due diligence and reports back immediately, first thing in the morning, to Carl and Lindsay. She even has to call them FaceTime to deliver her announcement of Kyle’s claims.
And I do notice she has repeated things out of context, that Kyle had said. Like he didn’t say “he should be so lucky I brought him on.” He may have eluded to that, but I really don’t think that’s what he was trying to say. He was trying to say that he’s disappointed Carl is acting so inappreciative when he took a big chance on him,
He did say he hired him when he was still an addict when he was unhireable.
Okay, I so know they are basically the same thing, but the delivery is different in those two statements. The former is snarky and demeaning, the latter is probably a fact, that just didn’t need to be shared at the table where bored Danielle could overhear and report back.
Now of course as she intended, she has them all cranked up and excited about this. We all know when Kyle drinks, he overshares and bitches. This isn’t new.
No one gets why there are 15 girls and 3 guys in the house. Two of which are taken.
I don’t know what the hell the deal is with this weird tea party thing they’re having. It seems exactly like the tea party on Vanderpump last season.
Also not sure why they’re sitting directly in the sun, without even wearing sunglasses or anything. I guess they don’t go with their outfits. Also, what the deal is with this random ‘Daniel’ dude that seems to be here as their bitch boy, however doesn’t really seem to be doing anything. He didn’t understand the assignment.
He carries a plate of sandwiches to the table, and puts umbrellas up for them.
Then we never see him again.
Amanda shares that she lost weight going off of the pill, and now she’s not having a cycle since she weighs like 90 pounds. And no I’m not a doctor, but you’re probably not going to get pregnant if you’re not even getting a period.
Danielle is bitching about Kyle at the tea party, and loves sticking with her story, “Carl should be so lucky…” rhetoric, which he did not say. This is awkward that she’s starting this, with Amanda sitting here, his wife and also an employee, but this doesn’t stop Danielle, who acts like Lindsay’s little minion.
Amanda gives the lodown on Carl, that when he first started with Loverboy that there were a lot of problems, and people were bitching about him. She asks Danielle to not say anything to them about it, and let them work it out. Yeah well too late on that one. She says “I already texted him” when actually she was so fucking excited about it, she called them FaceTime to snitch. I don’t know what kind of person would be that excited to tell their friend that his boss/friend was bitching about him, while they are away on a ‘wedding weekend.’
Like she couldn’t even fucking wait until Monday when they got home?
This Chris dude who clearly has no moves but seems to think he does, asks Ciara if she would give him mouth to mouth. He kind of crashed and burned with Sam too, when he said he ‘digs’ her blonde hair. (that she claims she doesn’t color at all.)
I don’t know why we continue to talk about Loverboy and the Kyle/Carl office drama, when everyone is shitfaced.
Danielle and Kyle bicker again. He storms ‘in’ again.
Paige and Ciara try to tell Danielle to butt the fuck out. This shit doesn’t involve her! She so badly wants to be involved. Paige breaks it to her that Lindsay would not under any circumstances, be going this hard, and be this passionate on her behalf.
Danielle texts Rob “I’m so over this.” No one cares Danielle. Get a life.
Sam slept with the Josh dude. Literally slept only. It’s not like she’s Lindsay.
Danielle keeps insisting she and Kyle “need to talk.” She loves this shit.
I kind of wish they would, because I’m sick of hearing about it. I honestly can’t imagine what they need to talk about? Does she work for Loverboy also? No, she doesn’t.
The dreaded Kyle and Danielle convo takes place. That is a good point Kyle makes, that he was venting to Amanda at the table, not to the whole table. He wasn’t trying to make a fool out of Carl.
Danielle was nosy and eavesdropped, then blabbed what she heard.
Now Kyle seemingly confides in her for whatever reason, that he is kicking around firing Carl. So Kyle didn’t learn his lesson.
Danielle is more than happy to receive more juicy info.
