Carl makes his way to the pool where the gang is hangin’ including pregnant Lindsay in a floatie.
He greets everyone but does not acknowledge her. I don’t know that he planned to ignore her, it probably would have depended on where exactly she was positioned. If she would have been sitting where the other girls were by the pool he would have probably said hello. Being further back on the floatie made it easier for him to not have to deal with her. She looks the other way. She could have said hello to him.
Lindsay looks smug as usual and Carl is looking uncomfortable. Honestly that shows which of them is more upset about the end of the relationship. Even though he’s the one that dumped her.
She ridicules him relentlessly in her yaps. She’s such a twat.
I feel bad for that little girl she is the mother of.
Her snarky “softness and tenderness and tighter hugs” comment with a sneer on her face?? This is the future Reba, Sutton’s mother on Beverly Hills. Is there a female Bravoleb who has NOT worn this top for their confessionals?? I’m so sick of it.
As unbothered as she’s trying to look, she does seem to feel weird seeing him. And not because she’s pregnant to a dude she started dating three months after he dumped her, as she should be. It’s not a great look can we all agree?
He tells Kyle he plans on say hello and congratulating her.
Sadly there is a child involved now in the toxicity she causes in relationships.
I wish Carl would stop acting like a pussy though and afraid of this dumb bitch.
I wish he’d say something like “that was pretty fast, it’s almost as if you’re trying to trap this guy.” No way this dude is marrying her.
I think the guys’ outing immediately after he arrives was to get him out of the house.
Amanda still pays no attention to Kyle whatsoever.
I don’t know how many fucking times Paige needs to inform us that she doesn’t want to have a baby. Good. Don’t have a baby Paige. No one cares. Please don’t.
West is joking around, sort of, that he’s annoyed Jesse is paying more attention to Lexi than him. I’m trying to figure out if Jesse really is into this girl, or if he just wants laid.
I saw in a preview, he starts flirting with Ciara and she gets pissed. Which is kind of bitchy of Ciara to do, supposedly such a girls’ girl. Especially when she was pissed Lindsay did that to her when she was pining after Austen.
I just don’t think guys should drink Espresso Martini’s.
I think this is Bailee’s last appearance. She gets fired shortly into filming because producers found out she was blabbing what was going on. That was kind of dumb. Or maybe she was over it and wanted off due to this dude that she was talking about. Who cares really.
What’s very weird about Lindsay this summer is that she’s not drunk constantly. I honestly don’t know how she managed an entire nine months not drinking.
Is Lexi going to put some clothes on at some point? Can she not throw on a coverup or a pair of shorts to sit on the couch? She literally looks like she’s wearing nothing.
I get it, Paige and Ciara and the lie in bed thing is their schtick. But it’s kind getting kind of old and boring. And stupid.
We get it, you’re lazy. Why do we need to celebrate that?
Gabby shut up, you sound stupid. Lindsay coming back to the house is also a choice.
As she does point out. But still shut up. I can’t stand her voice.
She needs to quit sounding like Lindsay’s fucking minion and cheerleader, and groupie, and village idiot.
Does she seriously ridicule Carl for being sober and ‘contributing nothing?’ Because he’s not acting like a drunken fool?
Could Gabby tell us what she contributes??
Being up Lindsay Hubbard’s bum hole.
Jesse and Lexi get their flirt on do a little deep talking about his cancer and her good friend passing away.
Carl is making dinner for the gang.
Lindsay wanders into the kitchen and Carl congrats her. They chat a little. Lindsay tells him “I’m sure you were nervous” and gets a dig in about how last summer she told him she may be pregnant this summer. And here she is. But pregnant to another guy.
Does she not see how this seems trashy? Why doesn’t Carl say that? Why is he being such a pussy? I think I Iiked him better when he was an asshole.
I don’t get how she doesn’t get it. She’s not like even a teeny bit embarrassed. Narcissists have zero self-awareness. Duh. I should know that.
I don’t know. Whatever. What the hell do I care?
Paige and Ciara are still in bed. Not sure how much time has passed. Maybe these two should hook up, in all seriousness.
Paige and Ciara who laid in bed for four hours and contributed nothing to dinner while others are offering to help Carl, can’t be bothered to even be ready.
Since when is Lindsay ‘Dear Abby?’ Please West, do NOT ask Lindsay for advice. Was that a joke?
At dinner Jesse and Paige start stirring the pot hoping to get either Ciara and West to argue, or Carl and Lindsay. Or Ciara and Carl, and West and Lindsay. Either or.
West is so weird to say NOTHING as Ciara is berating him. Like dude say SOMETHING.
Even if it’s something douchey. Don’t sit there turning six shades of purple looking stupid.
And why in the HELL would the New York Times be wanting to talk to this weirdo loser?
Well, scratch that, it IS the New York Times.
Literally the same expression on his face as the reunion when Ciara chewed him out for ten minutes straight.
You can tell Paige pep talked her and put her up to this shit.
They have been drinking Rose all day long. I would be on the floor. Am I the only one that is intoxicated after two glasses of wine?
West is beet red. It’s hilar. Carl thought HE was red earlier?
What’s this?? Is Paige carrying a plate to the sink??
Who wants to tell West his mistake was getting involved with Ciara to begin with if he really didn’t have any type of feelings for her. It’s that fucking simple dude.
And he thinks he’s a stud now?? And you could have said ‘No’ to the interview invitation and have been smart enough to see it would be hurtful to her.
And why does Ciara like these goofy pink guys? Why??
I was a little shocked Lindsay goes out to the club with the group. Like you’re PREGNANT. You have a baby – in a bar!!
So Amanda is taking anti-depressants. I’m not sure these two are going to have kids to be honest with you, especially if Amanda is having these issues and taking a bunch of pills. I just don’t really believe in that shit. Shouldn’t she deal with what’s making her so sad and irritated? Which is most likely Kyle. Sorry buddy, but I said what I said. Not that I think he’s horrible, but he does have his questionable moments. And I think Amanda is kind of a loner and easily annoyed.
Lindsay announces she’s not staying for the 4th festies. She showed up to irritate Carl and announce her pregnancy basically. I assume we’re not going to be seeing this phantom ‘boyfriend.’
Carl could not be happier that she’s leaving.
Why is she being so nice to Lexi? Normally she torments the new girls. She literally has her arm around her. Maybe she’s practicing being maternal.
You would think Craig would be here for the 4th of July thing.
Paige in her yap sort of does admit to the mixed signals that Craig had mentioned after they broke up.
I know she has some things going on, thanks to Bravo, that she didn’t necessarily have three years ago, I get that. People evolve and grow, and take new jobs. That’s normal. But for more fame and success to have actually changed her so much to where she admits to not being the same person, at all, I feel like that’s… I don’t know, a red flag. Are you better than Craig now? Is that why you moved on SO FAST to the sports guy, who’s getting you into a million dollar luxury suite at the Super Bowl?
Like shouldn’t you be the same person inside regardless of your success?
What’s she’s saying but not saying is that she’s more important and famous and doesn’t have time for him. Which makes you wonder did she even love him in THAT way to begin with. Because you normally wouldn’t fall out of love with your partner of three years when you become ‘busier.’ ??? Right?
I think I’m right. You don’t have to agree with me, but you should.
West timidly approaches Ciara in her room and tells her it doesn’t seem like she’s moving forward as she claims. I might agree, but she’s pissed. Let her be pissed. What does ‘moving forward’ even mean? I feel like that’s a phrase we use like ‘playing victim’ without really thinking about what we’re saying. ‘Playing victim’ is often used to describe the person who actually IS the victim.
Anyway back to ‘moving forward’ in this context, I think it means you realize the relationship is over, but can’t you still be hurt and angry when someone fucks you over?
I think West got caught up in the Bravoleb ‘fame’ thing. Which isn’t a good excuse. He admits he fucked up.
She seems content with that for now.
I don’t know that they were ‘friends’ first as she claims. She was pretty gaga over him almost immediately and following him around. Not sure why. At all.
