Sounds like Paige tormented poor Craig in Italy too. It’s not bad enough she tortured him in the States.
Poor guy flies to Europe to see her and she acts cunty and ‘picks on him’ like a middle-schooler, and thinks it’s funny.
All women who thought how hilarious that was when she said “me and my brother ganged up on him the whole time, it was so funny,” consider a dude saying that about his girlfriend.
“Yeah me and my sister picked on her and called her names, it was hilarious.”
It would be called abusive. But when Paige does it, it’s cute. No. We can’t have it both ways ladies. Now should Craig have been putting up with that? No. Should he have dumped her like two years ago, yes.
I think Paige is a fucking bitch.
And not in a good way. She’s so aloof and detached. And cunty. The way she’s acting in the wake of this break-up should be proving that to you all. She dumped HIM. She already has the upper hand, but that’s not good enough for her. She has to humiliate Craig further just for her own enjoyment.
And I believe with every fiber of my being she was ‘talking to’ possibly more, to this Joe Whatever big money guy.
I think The Traitors is stupid. What’s the other one? That one’s stupid too. I can’t even get through an episode. And I don’t care who ‘wins.’ I don’t.
As if the Housewife fakery isn’t bad enough, I feel like I’m losing brain cells when I try to watch it. And I know that’s a little ironic from someone who watches Housewives.
So I hope no one gets too attached to this Bailee chick. Apparently she got fired shortly after filming started. She was yapping to everyone and their sister about the show and what was going down.
West IS a loser. I don’t know why Ciara gets all gaga over these white guys with NO game whatsoever.
Can we find her please a cool suave black dude that appreciates a hot girl?? What is WITH her obsession with white guys??
She’s getting with these guys that don’t want a black girlfriend or wife. That’s the problem.
She’s fine to fool around with, but it’s not what they want. So do the math Ciara. Why doesn’t she ask me??
The West and Jesse Solomon friendship IS really cute, as much as I hate to admit it.
They decide to bunk up together. Of course they do.
We all know what the potential issue is with this though. Jesse does kind of address how that could be a snafu. Guess they’ll cross that bed when they come to it.
Yeah West was a pussy at the reunion last year but I wasn’t really surprised.
He just doesn’t get it in his yap when he says she needs to just get over it. He just does NOT get it. It was slimy the way he begged her all summer to have sex with him, then she does and he’s suddenly no longer interested.
Hmm exactly what Austen did to her too.
Jesse is such a DORK masquerading as a cool guy. Also he treats women shitty, but in a subtle kind of way.
He made some disturbing 1950’s comments last season, that he likes a girl to order for him when they go out??? What???
Kyle and Amanda are still together? Why?? On and off rumors for the past year that they weren’t doing well. I think we all assume that. She hates his drinking, she hates Loverboy, she hates that he makes her work, she hates that he doesn’t want to have kids, ever, and she just hates him.
The new girls arrive. Jesse Solomon immediately loves the Lexi model chick since he’s shallow and into looks only.
Sometimes I think this is nothing but a big old Loverboy commercial. I don’t think after all of these years this shit has caught on like Kyle hoped it would.
I’ve never tried it. I would like to, but don’t want to commit to a whole case of the shit.
Why is that chick wearing booty jean shorts with high heels?
It’s funny how she’s clomping around the hardwood floors in them, and refuses to take them off.
Then there’s Amanda in a mumu.
Is there a happy medium here somewhere?
Amanda is friends with her and refers to her as awkward. I’m not seeing that she’s awkward, other than her shoe choice.
I’m okay with heels and shorts, but this isn’t it.
Wedges would have been better. And it’s more suitable for if you’re trying to dress shorts up. There is no need to for that here.
Ciara walks in knowing she’s going to see West in the weirdest shortest skirt I’ve ever even seen.
West gets all red and nervous. What a weenie.
She refuses to hug him and pushes him away. She DOES need to stop throwing herself at dudes. Because this is what happens when you do that. They’re not interested.
Maybe she should try being cunty and aloof like Paige. She had Craig eating out of her hand.
Ciara is so awkward in her yaps. And why are we still calling her a Nurse/Model, still??
She is neither. She’s a Bravo actress.
Lindsay and Gabby arrive. You know Lindsay always needs a ride or die that thinks the world of her, and with Danielle gone (Thank you Jesus) Gabby is now the poor girl stuck with the job.
Guess she drew the short straw.
Lindsay fake drinking her Rose because she knows the gang will immediately know she’s pregnant if she’s not guzzling alcohol since she’s you know, an alcoholic.
Wonder how that works with a baby.
I don’t think she drank while pregnant, at least I hope not, but she’s no longer pregnant.
Lindsay thinks ‘gaslit’ was Carl begging her not be such a cold-hearted mean bitch and listen to him. That’s ‘gaslit.’ Okay Linds. The absolute most over-used and misused word in the universe right now.
I don’t think you should even simulate drinking alcohol when you’re pregnant but Lindsay I’m sure thinks it’s cute. When you have to go so far as to pour a non-alcoholic beverage in a bottle, as she did at the reunion, so no one would suspect you’re pregnant, you MIGHT be an alcoholic.
Carl arrves tomorrow.
Not to keep picking on Paige, but according to her it’s acceptable behavior, she’s built so weird. She’s short, which I am too, but my proportions are correct. She has long ass-legs, and like no torso, or ass. These floral pants are not doing her any favors. She looks kind of bow-legged too.
She absolutely thinks she’s all that, and she’s just not.
Jesse tells the girls he finds Lexi ditzy.
Lindsay is beyond elated to tell everyone she’s knocked up, to a dude she was dating for two months.
Three months after she got dumped right before her wedding.
By the way I called this on my FaceBook page, and some chat pages in the early stages of when there were first murmurings and I had a lot of people telling me I was wrong, and crazy and to shut up. I had a feeling it was true. It’s so Lindsay.
And while I didn’t really notice at the reunion she was pregnant, when she was on WWHL shortly after, she had the ‘glow’ thing going, and I was like, yep, she’s pregnant. It’s Lindsay, she has a black heart and no soul, and she’s ‘glowing.’
There was no other explanation.
Now she’s here pretending to drink wine. Oh and she’s almost 40.
Gabby gives her the attention and constant validation that she craves. She’s acting like Lindsay’s pregnancy reveal is this huge milestone in HER life.
Lindsay refers to it as the biggest announcement of her entire life.
Oh My God. Could we be more dramatic? And immature?
She has a speech memorized?? What? She’s so ridiculous.
Paige is still traipsing around the house in these stupid Lily Pulitzer pants she’s probably getting paid to wear, because they’re certainly not flattering.
I guess Amanda is trying to make Kyle NOT want to have sex with her tonight. Seems she’s sticking with the black mumu.
I feel like this whole thing speaks to Lindsay’s self-importance and narcissistic traits, that she feels she has to gather everyone ‘in the living room’ to make her knocked up to a dude she barely knows announcement. He hates her already and wants out, which is obvious. Apparently she filmed them leaving the hospital and he like slams her in the car Ben Affleck/JLo style.
She basically admitted to relationship troubles on WWHL Thursday. But reassured us he was backstage. Okay Lindsay. I’m sure everything’s great, lol.
And I really do mean LOL. It’s hilarious.
I’m sorry is she the first woman on earth to be pregnant?? Like why wouldn’t she just announce it at dinner?
And then to do this huge blown-up ultrasound billboard that her assistant Gabby dutifully hands her at the perfect scripted moment.
I mean is she 40 or 14???
When they gather for this, West low-key asks if she’s pregnant. She says no and reassures him she’s drinking Rose.
This is so STUPID.
Lindsay starts from the very beginning, way back with poor Everett through Carl.
And there were A LOT of failed relationships. But it’s not her. This is really a self-centered self-righteous person right here, to feel the need to do this in a room full of people, where exactly one person likes her. Two, just met her six minutes ago.
Does she really think just because she’s knocked up, that means this relationship is going to work out? Everyone is wanting this to stop so they can eat. But there were a LOT of ex’s.
No Lindsay, the universe did not plan this. YOU planned this. YOU trapped this poor dude.
Jesse Solomon’s got some serious side eye going. He does not seem impressed at all.
He shares in his yap it’s weird in this party house atmosphere, “there’s a pregnant lady.”
It’s definitely not normal. But I guess she needs the paycheck.
Absolutely no one asks about the father. What does the sperm donor matter?
She calls this dude and tells him she “got through the speech.” The speech. Oh my God, she’s so fucking weird. Even at that point he had to have been like, ‘what have I done?’
She posted the news, Of course she did. She knew Carl would see it.
And she had to do her Clear Blue job. I don’t know why Clear Blue would want to be represented this way. The whole thing is rather trashy if you ask me.
And Lindsay is someone they wanted as a spokesperson. Do viewers really like her?
Lexi’s so funny. She calls modeling ‘intense’ because she had to find her way around in Paris. And she was serious.
Jesse’s being such an ass. She’s a stereotypical model. She’s not a road scholar.
Jesse asks her if she graduated from high school, if she took the SAT’s, then tops that all off with asking her if she thinks she’s ditzy.
Wow are you tryin’ to NOT get laid. He’s such a douche. She lets him off the hook though. That shows you how he treats women. Badly. If he wants to be with a doctor then stop pursuing her.
Ciara points out to Lindsay, how it all went fast.
She was supposed to ge married to someone else in November. January she’s dating someone new, and in March she’s pregnant. So yeah, I would say this is FAST and looks kind of bad. Looks kind of – slutty.
And a little desperate. Carl who???
Kyle and West mutter about it and Kyle calls is ‘absurd.’
The bed rotters hit the bed, Paige, Ciara and Amanda, the rest go out clubbing, except Lindsay OF COURSE. I would have lost my shit if she went out to bars.
You would think they would interact and try to get to know the new girls.
Kyle AGAIN, professes to want to make Amanda happy and keeping his partying under control.
I feel like they’re NOT having kids.
The new girls do NOT join them. So is Gabby the only girl that goes out with a gaggle of guys? She’s like the new Danielle.
As part of an initiation process, the new girls clean the entire kitchen while Paige Ciara and Amanda lay in bed and lift not one finger.
I’m sorry but they’re so fucking lazy.
And yes the guys could’ve helped too.
Kyle’s big ‘changed man’ claim to fame is that he came home at 2 am as opposed to 4 am.
Amanda is sound asleep and does not care that he’s home.
I guess it’s kind of cute the way Jesse is lusting after Lexi. Also kind of creepy. Can it be cute AND creepy?
Does everyone else think it’s going to end badly?
Lindsay shows off ‘the bump’ at the pool.
Carl arrives and is extremely anxious. He saw her post of course. He cries to a producer, which I’m sure people are calling him a pussy for, but I think it shows who cared more for whom, and who is more hurt things didn’t work out as planned.
Lindsay could care less. In fact she’s eager for him to arrive so she can flaunt her pregnant stomach in his face and underscore how little she cares that he broke up with her.
Again not to keep harping, but is she 14 or 40??
Lindsay, to her credit, does look kind of uncomfortable, but she’s definitely not agitated like Carl is.
This woman is so clueless.
The reunion is going to be funny, because I am SURE by that time she will be officially broken up with this poor Turner guy, and she won’t be able to pretend and lie, like she did on WWHL. Those child support DD’s are gonna hurt. And you know things are going to get dirty. There’s a baby involved this time, so it’s not her typical break-ups where the guy can just say “I’m outta here psycho.”
