Two words. Poor. Chleb. So these were people she invited to her party. Why invite them if you didn’t want to talk to them? Literally all he said to Venita was – why don’t you go say hey? And- stupid question: Why didn’t she ever go say hey ?? She said she was going to.
It’s so freaking bizarre to come to someone’s party, and not even speak to them.
Not even a ‘happy birthday?’ That’s shit manners. Thought this was the south where everyone was so nice, and had impeccable fucking manners?
Chleb did nothing wrong at her party, except walk around all night and tell her how she looked good, when she literally looked like shit on a stick, and talked her up to everyone.
Looks tense in Kathryn’s neck of the woods. They start to discuss her party, then argue about it, then Chleb leaves. Probably good idea.
What is the reason again why Shep named his dog ‘Craig? ’ Was it to be an asshole to the real Craig? Just doesn’t seem like a compliment to have someone names their dog after you? I feel like I missed most of that season. It’s when I was with my ex still, and he got mad and ridiculed me for watching my Bravo shows. (Oh Yes, he did!) I wasn’t allowed one fucking hour, 3 or 4 nights per week (that’s only 3 – 4 hours per week, if I’m doing that mathematical equation correctly) for myself. That was out of the question and ludicrous. And he hated them, so him watching with me, just to humor me, and support me, was out of the question. I mean he also got mad when I needed a few hours here and there to clean my house too, so yeah. There you have it. One night I was watching Summerhouse, and he had agreed to watch with me, and he said “why are you watching this, it’s about a bunch of kids, it’s just weird.” And with that, stormed out. (similar to the Kathryn stomp) Because, you know, nothing he does is anything close to weird. (Everything he does is weird.)
He continues to try to this day, to get back with me, when the chick he’s currently with gets tired of his shit, and tells me ‘I’m missing out’ on being with him. I’m not making any of this up. CAN’T make this shit up, as they say. I should write a fucking book. No one would believe me that a man actually walks on this earth treating woman after woman like this, his relationships never seem to pan out, and he never acknowledges he is the problem, and never makes a change. I guess the saying really is true. I used to think it was tongue and cheek. “The definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
Shep tells Taylor, Kathryn said that Craig and Naomie (here we go again, tired of picturing Craig naked…) have been hooking up and it wasn’t just Vegas.
Paige tells Craig she talked to Naomie at the party ‘a lot.’ Why? She claims that “it’s more of a red flag if they hated each other.” Well I do see where she’s going with that, but not necessarily. It’s not great either if they’re super chummy.
Chleb is talking to his mom about Kathryn’s tantrum the previous night. After she talks and talks and doesn’t let him talk. Kind of how it is when I call my mom. It’s pretty nice of her to be trying to see Kathryn’s side of things, but when he starts to talk about how he can’t even spend time with his family, without her getting mad, (SHE comes first – no girl – what kind of crap is that?) There is no excuse for that.
It DOES sound familiar though. My stupid ass ex got mad at me for traveling to my hometown for a few days to take my dad for a surgery. I think he wanted to come, but just didn’t seem like a trip he needed to be involved in. Plus I just didn’t want him to go. Needed a break from Captain Clingy.
Why did Chleb play football in Canada? Is that weird?
Well, I spoke too soon, Kathryn is pulling out the old “triggered’ excuse, which is lame because it makes no sense to be ‘triggered’ when you have a sweet supportive boyfriend walking around advocating for you. She thinks because he spoke with Venita, nicely about her, that meant he was not on her team. No you dumb crazy bitch !! If he would have been complaining to Venita about you, then THAT would make him “not on your team.” I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she just has zero reasoning skills.
He points out to her that she doesn’t like a lot of people, and points out she seems to be the problem. She doesn’t like that. He leaves.
He tells his mom, it seemed to all go left when they moved in together. Yep, that’ll do it. That’s when you really see the crazy.
He says in his yap, “whatever she says goes.” So that shit needs reeled in right away. Just like my ex, she thinks she has total ownership of all of his free time. That’s not how a relationship works. It’s fine to not spend every second together. It’s so dysfunctional to be that way. It’s just a sign of a spoiled entitled person that thinks they can dictate what you should and should not be doing.
If she doesn’t have anything to do, then he can hang out with his family? That’s fucked up. I’m not super agreeable with her mom that the fact that her mom passed away is an excuse for that shit.
Why is his mom making excuse for her? Everyone always makes excuses for her. What was the excuse for her before her mom died ? Oh I know, just like Trashley on Below Deck SY, ‘she’s young.’ Well here we are, she’s now 30, which is still ‘young’ but no change or growth whatsoever in 9 years.
I think his mom is trying to help and be supportive, but waste of energy. And I do want to like Kathryn! Didn’t she have a season where she acted kinda normal ?
Austen calls Leva, and they gossip about fucking Vegas. This is getting to be good advertisement for Vegas, or hooking up with your ex, or Vegas.
Naomie calls Patricia. She is having a ‘fresh start’ party. Oh fuck me here we go again ? Hopefully not like Kathryn’s fresh start/clean slate? Hey I have a great idea!
Why don’t you invite her, and then she blows YOU off when SHE arrives? She really couldn’t call this party something different? Maybe she didn’t know that’s how Krazy Kathryn was billing hers. I looked up when her birthday is, and it’s in the first week of August, however there were pumpkins sitting on Venita’s porch. So her little ‘birthday celly’ must have been two months after the fact to coincide with filming. No wonder no one was saying Happy Birthday or brought gifts. But technically it was still her “30th year.” Might also explain Austen’s skull and crossbones shoes he wore? If it was October?
Patricia hates Kathryn so she had nothing positive to say, and no excuses to offer on her behalf.
Austen and Olivia meet with Shep and Taylor for dinner. Cannot deal with dudes wearing animal print.
Can’t. Just don’t ! Shep wants to order wings, but decides not to since they’re on a date. They’ve been together two years, surely they’ve made the ‘eating wings together’ milestone.
Shep shares that he and Taylor ran into Paige and Craig somewhere and they seemed to be having a tiff, and he does the perfect, and I mean perfect impersonation of ‘Pissy Craig.’ so I guess Paige got over her “it’s more of a red flag if you hated each other…” thing.
I posted this on Twitter last night, and I’m telling you guys too, when they flash to scenes from several years ago, does anyone else kind of feel like, THAT was five years ago?? I’ve been watching this shit for five fucking years? I need a life! Worse even, when they flash to 8 – 10 years ago!
I’m assuming Kathryn isn’t invited to this event.
Craig seems to still have a thing for Naomie. I mean like, dude, shut up !! He is talking about her incessantly. Paige has to be losing her mind, watching this.
Whitney arrives with his mom. crushing on Whitney. I feel like he would like me. I’m cute. Can someone tell him I’m cute? Wonder if he’s on SM at all? I can do this ‘slide’ thing into his DM’s. Why is it ‘sliding’ into DM’s I wonder? Is he just considered a ‘friend’ on here ? He’s not really interacting with the guys or anything at all.
I did quick research thing (he is on Twitter and Insta, I followed him) on him – did you all know he is the creator and Exec producer of the show?
Madison is annoying as hell. Why is she here? She’s literally ‘just here.’ Like her soul purpose on the show, is to stand there and just taunt Austen, by merely, standing there. And what’s she wearing? It sucks. I’m not totally opposed to animal print, on guys I am, but on girls it can be too much. And this is too much. And where’s this dude she’s with? Guess things didn’t work out with Arod.
Pringle is weird. He always has this weird expression thing on his face when he talks to the guys. Is it just like trying too hard to look natural? He looks like a muppet.
Craig continues to reminisce about being with Naomie at her parents’ house.
I think Naomie is just bored and annoyed that Craig has moved on and her relationship just fell apart. I think that’s the extent of her ‘feelings’ for him. I don’t know what that whole chewing ice thing was about. Seemed to have been Batul related.
Taylor discloses she’s not on birth control. So we’re trying to do the ‘trap’ thing? What’s with her hair back, glasses look? Not feeling it. She’s gorgeous and seems like she tries to hide it. In her yap where she’s all made up, she looks beautiful, it seems like she tries to downplay it on the show. She’s only 27, why is she in a hurry? Slow your roll, girl.
Madison and Austen are talking, when Craig approaches, who seems a little lit, demanding to know why they’re talking. Austen and Craig bicker like a married couple.
Madison makes them feel stupid. Well she had some purpose at least.
Let’s move on from those three ladies, to the inside where it’s another set of ladies – the whole damned gang pretty much – Venita, Naomie, Leva, Patricia, Olivia, and this other chick that hates Kathryn. Is she the other Madison? Madison is a stupid name, just saying. It became the thing in the mid – late 90’s. Thought it was stupid then and guess what?? still stupid. They compare Kathryn’s party to a Jerry Springer show.
So even if you see all of Kathryn’s issues. It does make sense that she’s pissed at Naomie for trashing her on Twitter, about her gossiping about Cameron. That does seem really childish.
New girl Olivia approaches them as they’re all sitting together, and wonders why Naomie went to Kathryn’s party, if she didn’t want to go. She of course doesn’t have a good answer to that. Everyone looks kind of deer in the headlights. Olivia understands the assignment here. People can say these shows are ‘completely scripted’ but I would argue not completely scripted, just somewhat scripted.
Like perhaps Olivia got nudged to bring this up, but they all seem genuinely taken off guard by her questioning. They wanted the natural reaction from Naomie. And not a prepared canned answer. She clearly doesn’t have an answer, that makes sense. She uses the ‘olive branch’ excuse which is stupid because she went in there with no intention of accepting any type of olive branch, or apple branch, or any fucking branch at all. They were talking during their little robe get together, that they were just going to get dressed up and go out.
So they immediately jump all over her for ‘taking sides.’ So fucking what if she is. What’s wrong with her ‘taking the side’ of the underdog that no one seems to get or care about.
Sometimes people just need that, and it takes a really strong and cool person, who is willing to speak up on their behalf, and make people maybe try to see her side, and not just “follow the crowd.”
Venita doesn’t like being told to “calm down” and she goes into the race thing from two years ago. So we’re back to’ Kathryn is a racist’, because of her monkey “whatever” emoji, that they really actually think Kathryn meant that as racist. I don’t think she did. I just don’t. See what I’m doing here. I don’t agree with a lot of things she says or does, she’s not my favorite person, but I can be objective. I’m tired of the race card too. And I think it’s nice that Olivia is sticking up for her.
Venita asks Olivia: “What are you trying to do right now?” Which was not a real question. More like a passive aggressive comment to make her feel like she didn’t know what she was talking about., and how dare she question THEM ??? Don’t you know who we are ????
What she’s trying to do is make you dicks see you didn’t handle things well either. They could have walked into her event with a smile on their faces instead of a scowl on their faces, and greeted her nicely, and interacted with her. There’s that.
Olivia walks away because she wasn’t getting through to these entitled bitches. Other Madison suddenly decides to get all tough, and is like
“I was ready, I was NOT okay with it.” Not okay with what ? Someone standing there calmly asking questions that you all were too much of a coward to answer ? Or didn’t have answers ? So we changed the subject to racism. That’s typical of the country today. When you don’t have a comeback, just say,
“You’re racist !!!” Even though NOTHING in that conversation had to do with race.
Madison II just sat there with a dumb look on her face, saying nothing whatsoever, and stroking her fucking hair. Now that Olivia, walked away, she’s a tough girl. Please girl. This is the first time you fucking spoke. I’m sure she could get up off of her entitled puckered asshole, keep it positioned perfectly in the air, locate Olivia, and tell her what your issue is. She can’t be that far. What a fucking phony and perfect example of someone just jumping on the hatred bandwagon. Unlike Olivia.
For some reason Venita consults with evil Austen’s ex other , Madison, and telling her she feels bad about the Olivia thing and doesn’t want her to feel attacked. Why she’s consulting with this stooge with the depth of a pothole, about this, I don’t know. She looks at her like she doesn’t even know who she fucking is.
Love Ashley’s Regina George reference in her yap. I love me a ‘Mean Girls’ reference.
Venita has the decency to approach Olivia, and try to smooth it over, and tell her she didn’t want her to feel attacked. But I guess doing this with Kathryn at her party was too much to ask, Bravo probably told them all to go in and ignore her, knowing it would fire her up.
Oh My Freaking God !! Why is everyone obsessed with Craig and Naomie fucking !!!! Stop saying “hooked up” They fucked. Maybe if they just start talking about it in a less glamorous way, it would finally get dropped.
Can you imagine playing a drinking game? swig every time anyone mentions these two losers banging in Vegas ! We get it !! Guys get ready now, get your cocktails squared away!
In case you need ideas, follow me on tiktok! —– @ReneeRonero
Leva is living for this shit – she must be really bored in her life.
So Craig did sort of say a variation of what Austen repeated to Naomie and Leva. Naomie told Austen, “Craig never would have said that!” Yeah girl, he did. Why does Craig suddenly walk on water? She couldn’t stand him, and the kid did nothing right, when they were together.
Craig sits there to Naomie and denies the shit. He’s shitfaced.
He tells her “she’d be amazed how early he shows up at the airport.”
Think that was a Batul dig too.
