At the end of the night, Craig is to blame for the way Craig acted, but I hated how Austen sat there more worried about ‘letting everyone know’ that he was sloppy drunk and getting belligerent, instead of trying to deescalate.
Maybe suggesting to Salley to just shut up?? Stop taunting.
Or telling Craig he needs to calm down? So many better things to do in this moment besides gossip. I mean really, he’s such a little fucking twat. Legs crossed and all.
Salley fake sobs, when I don’t really even think she’s that ‘upset.’
I did say Craig is responsible for his own actions, but so is Salley.
She made the decision to ridicule him knowing he was borderline blacked out, or just blacked out.
Austen continues to text the group not in this van, and telling Salley he doesn’t deserve her tears.
Okay, Austen. That’s helpful.
They get back to the hotel and Salley claims she said nothing to crank him up. Well, that’s a lie.
It’s David Banner not Bruce Banner, Whitney, in your Incredible Hulk reference.
Everyone gets in separate huddles gossiping about Craig’s drunken meltdown.
I’m not sure how much of this he’s going to remember, but let’s see.
Shep knocks on his door trying to see if he wants to go fishing. He’s doesn’t answer.
Shep heads to Austen’s room and lies on top of him in bed. Why? Because they’re all closet gay, that’s why.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Shep tries to talk to Austen about empathizing with Craig because he probably is remembering bits and pieces of things and feels stupid.
If anyone should understand that, it’s Shep.
Yeah Shep would be a pretty big fucking hypocrite to be coming down on Craig right now.
Craig IS going to feel bad and stupid. Shut up Austen. You can’t expect Shep to be overly critical of Craig, when Shep has been guilty of doing the same dumb shit.
Salley is just fine, Austen. He needs to stop fussing over her. She knew what the hell she was doing. Mission accomplished.
Salley fills Madison in.
Again with the claim she has NO
IDEA what set him off.
I hate that he’s giving Paige satisfaction. That reason alone is why he should not be drinking.
Of course this weird retreat is going to suck ass since they’re all going into it pissed at Craig, and ready to call him psycho, so he can act more psycho.
No one told these girls you need to STFU during yoga. The instructor seems annoyed.
So if Salley set off to make Charley not want to see Craig anymore, she did that. Not sure if she’s that manipulative and calculated, but maybe.
Salley follows Austen to the pool. What’s his drink of choice? A Pina Colada. I rest my case.
Why was there an alligator in the pool? And then there’s Salley putting her nasty bare asshole on the top of the fucking bar hanging out of her bathing suit. I would get a picture of it, but that seems weird. I get it we all have assholes. Assholes are like assholes, we all have one, but wiping it all over the bar is fucking disgusting.
Can the trend of your entire ass hanging out of your bikini bottoms PLEASE be over??
I don’t know Shep’s getting kicked out of boarding school in 1996 analogy is that much related to the Craig drunken meltdown issue.
I think Shep feels the need to back off of him due to hypocrisy, not that he’s taking some sort of moral high road and doesn’t want Craig to feel badly about himself.
Was that this just recent BravoCon or the previous where he was blacked out the entire time and was getting thrown out of casinos?
Craig finally emerges. He talks to Whitney who’s just hanging by the pool in the shade. I’m assume he was contractually obligated to attend this trip, because the hot Mexico sun and beaches is the opposite of what he’s into.
Whatever it is that he IS into. We probably don’t want to know.
Whitney patiently awaits Craig to mention or ask something about last night. You would think production maybe filled him in.
He finally brings up how twelve hours of drinking isn’t good, and he doesn’t like getting agitated and freaking out on people.
He seems to be brushing it off and I was wishing he’d be a little humbled. Whitney suggests that he apologize.
Did he really say “to who?” Whitney encourages him to drop his pride and just say he’s sorry. Even though, I get it, she provoked him, most likely on purpose. But still say you’re sorry. It’s not that hard. He starts rambling about Salley’s interference with him and Charley, which really has nothing to do with this.
Craig talks to Shep and Whitner about the upcoming ‘healing’ event. Nothing gets mentioned about the previous night.
Craig seems to be over his hangover and is all smiles now. He tries to talk to Charley and she gives him the brush-off.
This not addressing the elephant in the room is weird. I tried to have Craig’s back when Austen said he wouldn’t apologize. I thought he would. I gave him too much credit.
Not only is Whitney no fan of beaches and sunshine, he’s also not a fan of spirituality and ‘hippies.’ Who the hell hates hippies?
I’m guess if it wasn’t a Bravo obligation, he’s on this trip for viewer entertainment.
Let’s see, would you rather sit in a sweat our asses off for an hour in a fiery cave, or get a massage??
Wasn’t there something like this on a Housewife show that didn’t end well?
Craig tries to bail and the sharkra whatever dude tries to guilt him into staying. He claims he’s claustrophobic. I’m sure he’ll be getting dragged for this.
I would be freaked out with it being dark out towards the end.
This next event seems to be meant to get Craig to confess to being a psycho the previous night, or at least address it to get rid of the awkwardness.
Is that seriously real thunder and lightning? I didn’t think it was af first. The sky opens up.
Sometimes I think Bravo has some sort of super power over the universe.
Whitney huddles in the corner after they finish all of the kumbaya rituals.
So now there’s this ‘partnering up’ thing whilst eyes are closed.
Craig and Austen allegedly don’t realize they’re holding each other hands and standing in front of each other.
I kind of like this new spiritual Shep, I have to say.
No type of remorse speech seems to be taking place by Craig.
Maybe at the reunion?
