Madison had her baby! I’m kind of glad in the way that I’m happy to be rid of her for the rest of the season. She’s so annoying.
I was concerned when Molly pulls into a ‘motor inn.’ She’s performing an open mic night – at a motor inn.
Trip to Mexico is being planned in hopes that Crausten will reconcile.
As if Shep. As if.
Molly sings. She’s great. She reminds me a lot of Jewel. Or Sheryl Crow. I wish she would have worn something cuter than a puke-green tee that totally washes her out.
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Don’t we just love the Bravo spirituality trips? Of course they’re always anything but. I’m with Patricia. She can be annoying but sometimes I love her.
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Charley visits Salley. Wonder what they’ll talk about.
Salley forces her to admit she was with Craig, and that’s why she missed Molly’s singing debut.
I don’t ge either why she plays that fart-sounding thing when she can sing like this. I can see playing piano or violin, but she seems to have this preoccupation with that whatever-the-hell thing it is she plays.
Salley needs to let this go about Craig and Charle, but what else would she talk about? What would anyone talk about if they didn’t obsess over Craig Conover?
She calls Craig “mother effing calculated” then wonders why Charley’s not sharing with her. Craig is not ‘calculated.’ He just doesn’t like you, Salley. Yeah you’re pretty, but your personality is pretty gross.
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Departing for the ‘healing journey’ trip.
Why would you go to Mexico in July?
Rodrigo’s flirtation with Austen is getting so… weird.
And you wonder why I keep saying Austen in closet gay? He was extremely suggestive, inappropriate and sexual in this scene, and your average actual straight guy would be grossed out by a guy playing with his ‘nips’ or at least nicely ask him to please knock it the hell off.
Not to mention Rodrigo’s engaged, isn’t he?
And why’s he asking Salley about her tits?? Thought maybe with Madison gone, we wouldn’t have to hear tits and titties in every damned episode. I was wrong.
Shep mentions Sienna for whatever reason. We just don’t need reminded of that satanic psychopath.
Remember how she was so skeeved out by Shep?
In the flash they played, I caught this look when Shep told her he was changing, and she quickly high-tailed it out of the room. She looked likes she was ready to throw up.
Whitner compliments Austen’s swim shorts. I just can’t. These guys are so gay. It makes me sad they can’t just own it.
Rodrigo, who earlier talked to Salley about her ‘nips’ then grabbed Austen’s, calling them perky, now tells Ventia she’s showing ‘booty meat’ in her bathing suit.
I’m not a prude, but what is WRONG with this guy? Is he not being taken care of at home? His comments are getting borderline lewd.
He should get along well with Madison.
Salley again tries to make Charley feel insecure about dating Craig.
Didn’t she just like him five seconds ago? Now she doesn’t see how Charley does?
Shep Austen and Craig discuss how Salley is very domineering and controlling over Charley. I totally see that too.
Craig is clearly into Charley, so Salley should try to shut it.
Salley continues to be very cringe-worthy aggressive in her flirtations with Austen, when he is so not reciprocating, and so not interested. If this was a guy talking like this to a girl, it would be sexual harassment.
Charley and Craig chat about Salley’s extreme jealousy.
Sitting down to dinner, Salley is at it again. Rodrigo again appears jealous.
Maybe those two do have a little something going? They did make a little hook-up joke at Whitner’s where they roomed together.
Austen comments on Craig unbuttoning his shirt. No comment.
Shep leads a ‘dinner game’ which are my least favorite Bravo activity. Your typical ‘get everyone pissed off’ type of thing.
The ‘constructive criticism’ seem to be doing okay until Venita gives Austen some improvement advice which is a passive-aggressive dig at Craig.
Craig’s not having it, and sees she just wants attention, and while I agree with him, he probably shouldn’t be telling Venita to ‘fuck off.’
But he does.
