This hotel they’re staying at in Jamaica looks really basic, considering this is an all expense paid by Bravo trip. Maybe that’s just Housewives that get these huge bougee mansions right on the water.
I find it hard to believe Shep was ironing, if you caught the ironing board being up in his room, as his BF Whitney drops by to gossip to his little friend.
Whitney flexes that he grew up coming to Jamaica because his best friend was Jamaican. Why is that not surprising that Patricia’s ‘first stepfather’ wrote all of the James Bond movies?
JT is working OT at trying to get into Taylor’s drawers. Shep was walking around late the previous night to get a nightcap and spied them together.
They flash a scene of him suggesting they take a shot and spit it in each other’s mouth. Euuuwww.
Why is it ‘sad for her’ according to the inf wisdom of Shepard Rose the professional unemployed lose, if Taylor were to hook up with JT? But not ‘sad’ for Shep to hook up with random chicks in other states or countries since they’ve broken up??
I don’t think Taylor really cares whether or not she has a boyfriend. She just wants to have fun and not be under the control of Shep anymore, is what it seems to me. She and Austen had been friends and already had a connection, so is it a shock that they had a moment, or more than a moment? No.
They gossip about Paige not being on the trip, which is so stupid, because it’s obvious she was never coming. Producers wanted this friction of Paige and Craig doing the long distance thing and Paige not being willing to relocate.
This is so similar to the typical Housewife story lines when they’re seeing a dude that’s not from the area, or doesn’t want to particularly hang around the other ladies (cant imagine why.) The other girls get all snippy-snappy and start having a tude about it, because they’re hiding something, or their relationship isn’t real. Or fucking whatever they come up with. So fitting we have Shep, sounding like a Housewife, sitting here on his swing griping that Paige is ‘never around.’
Why aren’t we harassing fakeass Madison about her fakeass husband, the Californian fire fighter, who cannot be a fireman in South Carolina, for some reason. Now that’s the relationship that needs delved into. Why get married, and continue to live apart from each other? And she now claims she wants to have a kid to this dude? Like how? He’s gone 80% of the time.
Whitney, the producer of the show, let’s remember, claims that Paige blew him off, when it’s obvious the PRODUCERS informed her that she wasn’t to be on the trip, in order to talk about her and judge their relationship.
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Madison and her balloons sashay into he pool area, where Taylor is hanging by herself. Which is awkward, due to the shitty way that Madison has been treating Taylor. These two honestly have zilch in common, even though Taylor is enjoying her singlehood, and Madison should be able to relate to skanking around. Taylor is just a nice person, and Madison is a fucking slithering sleazy snake that enjoys taking people down to make herself feel better.
She plops down beside her without even a bag, purse, or anything. Women don’t lie by the pool with nothing with them especiallly high maintenance Madison.
Taylor immediately looks scared that she has to make conversation with her. Madison tries to make her feel slutty because she was hanging out, and being flirty with Taylor.
She seems jealous of her wit her part-time husband, but has to be a full-time respectable human and can’t be screwing, and screwing with the guys anymore.
She pretends to apologize to Taylor for tearing into her earlier, and trying to humiliate her in front of the group.
Madison needs to mind her fucking business.
For crissakes you flew to wherever the hell he is, LA I guess, to bang Arod while he was engaged to JLo, while she was dating Austen. And when did Taylor say she wasn’t flirty? Keep in mind they all only knew her when she was in a relationship with Shep, and now she’s SINGLE.
And if you’re running around lying to everyone trying to have your cake, and eat it too, you are gross, and any dude that would continue to put up with that must be some kind of stupid miserable schmuck with nothing else to do, who needs female validation, no matter how mentally ill the validator is, and pathetic.
Madison claims that she “hates the whole Olivia part.” Oh OKAYYYY Madison, who has hated Olivia, since day one, when she was Austen’s new chick, and was never ever nice to her for one second. Shut up, balloon boobs, worry about your own damned self. You have plenty that you need to work on. Plenty.
So the Page Six article regarding Taylor and Austen allegedly ‘hooking up’ broke during filming, most likely due to ‘leaks’ during filming. The Leak’s name is most likely Madison Lecroy. I’m sure she plopped her ass down here beside Taylor to gloat.
Olivia is aware, as they leave for their activities, splitting up in two groups. Madison needs to be with Taylor so she can continue to taunt her, and laugh at her about the article, that I am sure she has NO idea where they got their info.
Shep, who really is a lot like Madison, maybe they should get together, pokes at JT for hanging out with Taylor the previous night, and into the morning.
JT echos what I have said earlier in regards to Shep and Taylor. If someone chooses to end their relationship, they have NO right to say one goddamned thing about said dumpee, about what they are doing, and who they may be talking to, or doing more than talking to. It’s weird to break up with someone and then act all obsessed with what they’re doing. It’s weird and speaks to what an entitled fucking prick this dude is.
Shep gets alerted about the article. So what, as Austen points out, it’s not new info. It clearly came out, due to filming, as it points out what all has been transpiring.
Quiet Venita, who puts in her two cents that Shep shouldn’t be concerned for her. I don’t agree with Shep, nor respect him, in any way, but just shut up anyway Venita.
He feels the need to tell everyone that Taylor threatened to hang out with Austen since Shep didn’t bite at her booty call, who I’m pretty sure is playing hard to get. If he keeps rejecting her, she’ll keep begging and pleading, thus giving him the supply he needs for his ego. This scenario sounds familiar.
I’m guessing she was embarrassed, so that’s why she name-dropped Austen as being his competition. It doesn’t make it it okay, and of course this further pisses off Olivia.
Anytime anyone does that kind of shit, it’s extremely immature and inappropriate, especially to do this to someone you are currently with, unlike Taylor who’s trying to hook up with Shep, hoping it will lead to a reconciliation.
It’s called creating triangulaltion. Trying to pit people against each other, and remind who you’re interested in, or pretending be, that you do have another option is very immature and beyond disgusting. But Taylor is not even 30. Not that it’s a complete pass, and makes it okay, she’s an adult, it’s just more understandable, and forgivable.
They arrive to this waterfall thing. JT again has problems staying standing. Maybe he just has really bad balance. If he could like lose the squealing, that would be really good, and also if Madison could shut up about trying to have a baby, that would also be really good.
JT seems to be holding out hope that Taylor may be interested in him if he keeps at it. Guessing he’s not afraid of Shep? At all? Well, whatever. I just came to my senses. She would never go for him. It’s irrelevant
And Taylor needs to stop holding out for Olivia to wake up one day, and not hate her. She chose dick over friendship, and she needs to learn to just accept it. How many more episodes? I’m over it.
How does she possibly have no idea what Olivia is pissed off about? The article, Taylor. Fucking Duhh. Craig puts on his therapist hat, and breaks it to her that a reconciliation is never going to happen, as any idiot can see. Is Taylor stupid or something?
They arrive at their dinner establishment, a very casual place, since they’re all still wearing their swimming gear. Why do they all always order wine?? Like, all of them. This is not a wine type of fucking place. It’s a beer, margarita or rum punch kind of place. I can’t even fathom how terrible the wine is. I don’t know why they’re trying to act so bougee. This is a table full of people who have all hooked up with each other, or tried to.
Whitney is absent form all of the gatherings and activities, as he is ‘working.’ At least he told Shep that morning. SO glad NaHOmie declined being part of this season. Or maybe she wasn’t asked.
Leva has to be involved somehow. She FaceTimes Olivia who stays in the bus, to talk about the article. What happened to her getting pregnant and having a second kid?
Olivia asks her “what the internet is saying?” It’s one fucking article Olivia. And why would you go by ‘what the internet is saying.’ Also that sounds retarded. Sorry to be unPC, but Jesus Christ, it’s hard not to be with these fucktards
Leva tells her to “lean into JT” because he has intell, since he has picked Taylor up from Austen’s. Way to stir that pot Leva.
Shep giving Taylor advice on how to be a stand-up person is so beyond. His profound advice is what Taylor has already tried, numerous times.
Why does Madison keep sitting beside Taylor. Go sit with your BFF Venita.
Shep asks the waitress what her fave item on the menu is, and of she’s smart enough to tell him the garlic lobster, the most expensive dish more than likely.
Olivia corners JT about what Leva has told her. I don’t know why she can’t just drop it. I really really don’t. The chick just buried her fucking brother who OD’d. I thought when you were grieving, part of it is to go through a ‘life’s too short’ mindset, and not be all in a tizzy over something like SO insignificant. I just went to a funeral this past Saturday of a 29 year-old that took her life, and listened to her sister, my daughter’s best friend in high school, give a speech that she doesn’t know how she’s going to go on now without her. It puts shit in perspective. Maybe Olivia didn’t like her brother that much, and she’s already over it. I don’t fucking know.
And while I’m on a rant, why are girls always pissed at the other girl never the dude, in this type of situation? And it’s also important to point out, as I know I have, but sometimes we forget, it’s not like this was a cheating type of situation. It’s a girl code kind of sitch. It’s a lot different.
So back to Olivia grilling JT. He’s kind of throwing Taylor under the bus here. Isn’t he? He tells Olivia he thinks she slipped in telling him that the sleepovers happen all of the time. Even when Austen and Olivia were together. That’s weird, and inappropriate.
Shep starts the ‘omg where’s Paige’ thing again as he does a weird toast, and thanks Craig for organizing the trip. Nice passive aggressive toast, Shep.
He seems so mad that Craig and Paige don’t seem to have drama. That may be credited to the fact that they’re in a long distance relationship.
They’re at the same table, with Olivia bitching about Taylor, and Taylor whining about it. Craig trying to play mediator, asks Austen why he hasn’t apologized to Olivia about the article. Why does he have to say he’s sorry about the article? Shouldn’t that be Madison? And if she didn’t do it, it was most likely producers.
They start bickering, Austen points out how she’s hot and cold, and one day she hates him and the next she’s calling him to hang out. Yet she remains pissed at Taylor.
JT gets a little extra. The wittle guy needs some attention.
Olivia finally is getting mad-mad at Austen. I guess she was hearing me complain about that.
She points out how he told her that he loved her, and didn’t mean it.
Why is Craig Captain Relationship Guru this season?
Shep randomly announces that it’s time to leave.
Then goes into bitching at Craig about Paige being absent from the trip, and being pissed that Craig is “off scot free” that he repeats several times. Who’s Scott? The dude Paige cheated with?? (lol)
He starts mocking their long distance relationship, and yells what he’s been dying to, that Paige has cheated on him.
Why is Shep such an angry bitter drunk this season?
