Ok come on shahs let’s pick it up this week, I’m excited for this one!
Poor Elijah, if I can just understand, will be making a brief appearance at his own party “due to covid?” Poor little guy. And according to MJ, GG is not calling it a ‘ sip n see’, so GG is not “copying” (which is a “southern tradition” but we’re doing this in LA) Excuse to have a party I suppose. I’m not one to argue with that.
I’m sadly the era of the baby shower and then maybe the first birthday party, no grand gesture for a gender reveal, (that happened at the ultra sound or the birth, boring I know) no “sip n see”, never heard of that until few years ago, no welcoming party, push party, push present, or whatever party. But now before a baby even turns one, like 16 parties have already taken place.
Maybe I’m a little bitter and jealous.
So what.
Ok, I digress. Moving on (but not ACTUALLY moving on) to the argument about Mike and the mysterious text messages. So there were “throw-off” messages sent to Paulina, in addition to the actual messages? Guys I’m so confused. But this saga seems to be never-ending this season.
I don’t get the “Reza can’t see Baby Shams ever” proclamation, Could we be more dramatic? And poor Baby Shams, being used as a pawn for MJ and Tommy to “make their point.” Let’s get over the Naked Jenga argument and the broken plants. I don’t think there ever needed to be a restraining order over plants. Not that I don’t have respect for plants. I LOVE plants actually. It’s just a lot. And Adam, had you not been playing Naked Jenga with others who are not your husband, there would have been no argument, hence no plant destruction, hence no restraining order.
So there’s a psychic-type person (I don’t think they used the word psychic ) called in about the fake texts messages about Mike wanting to… I don’t need to say it. You were watching.
And the psychic-spiritual like person (Kim Zolciak-Biermann called, she wants her first-season wig back, and that’s all I’m gonna say !) determined that Mike insinuated that fake texts, not to be confused about the authentic texts, may have came from GG? Oh boy.
Vita is over for a birthday sleep-over (I didn’t realize that she lived far away). She really does try to be human sometimes , but why can’t you just say you like your daughter’s outfit/lipstick color/make-up, whatever. MJ looks absolutely the thinnest that I have EVER seen her! (no more big buttery fattening croissants??)
Adam’s beard makes him look like an Amish dude. There’s a brief discussion between him and Reza about avoiding MJ and Tommy at Elijah’s party.
And it’s Party time !! Family photos without the baby, at the baby’s party ? is that correct ? Did I see that right? Little Elijah seems to spend a lot of time with “the nanny.”
A lot of adult tensions around poor Elijah’s “coming out” party, but then again, he’s not even present so I’m guessing he’s not noticing.
Is Reza drunk ? I saw him chugging a clear beverage. Wait What?? He seriously approached Destiny with Vida’s rude no-ass observation? What is happening? Are these 5 year olds or REALLY elderly people (in my opinion, the two age groups that say WHATEVER is on their mind, no matter how mean or ridiculous) Now MJ is pissed at Reza for this. He threw poor Vita (just kidding ) under the bus, hurt Destiny’s feelings. She’s arguing with Reza while sticking with the leopard mask ! How do you NOT love a good Bravo argument while in costume? I think my all-time fave was the 80’s party on RHOC! (who remembers that?) A little preview for next week’s Halloween party, no doubt!
OHMY GOD I can’t –Why is the camera keep landing on Destiny’s butt ??????? beyond weird, beyond awkward. Destiny approaches Reza and says his delivery was SHIT, about her ass …. sorry sorry sorry guys – I couldn’t not say it. I’m flipping cracking up right now !!! (at the Shahs, and my own joke) But how exactly DO you deliver to a woman in public a repeated negative comment about her body? Oh I know, you DON’T!
Who could NOT Loving the Lion King theme? Love the music and dancers ! Reza looks to be still chugging clear liquid of some sort. These guys are hardcore. Not even mixing with some juice or soda for a baby’s party. Who has time for that ?
Why is Reza acting like a spoiled bitch? Oh that’s right, he’s pouting about GG spilling the beans that he will never ever meet Baby Shams. Reza is shocked to hear this after his and MJ’s reuniting the previous weekend, and goofing around just like old times. I think he feels like when you hang out together with an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend for a few days, and get your hopes up about a reconciliation, then wahh wahh wahh.
More arguing, more back & forth between all of them. This argument is all over the place. Baseball bat, no Baby Shams, lack of a butt, butt-f******. I don’t know! I was complaining of boredom in a previous episode.
GG tries to be the voice of reason !! (love it! Did Motherhood do this ?) and using zodiac signs for reference, love that more!
But, ultimately she hears the ridiculousness of it all and ends up kicking everyone out – “door’s that way!”
