I would love for this to not be a long as last week’s. I will try.
Meredith’s boobs appear crooked. No, it’s not the way she’s sitting. They’re crooked. Either they’re two different sizes her bra is adjusted differently on one side.
Or maybe it’s that diangle seam under her boobs. Or maybe the diangle seam is because her boobs are crooked?? At any rate, don’t these ladies know to do a quick mock filming session, even just with their phone to see how these reunion dresses appear on camera, especially when sitting. We’ve seen enough of those disasters. I will never unsee Emily from OC at the last reunion and that back fat disaster, and on Beverly Hills, Kyle, two reunions ago and that droopy booby squisher homecoming dress. Made for young perky titties. Not hers.
The main problem is that they tend to gravitate towards prom and Homecoming type dresses instead of evening gowns for mature women.
God knows, when we start to zone out from hearing the same fucking screechy arguments, and the same fucking lies, we start to stare at and critique their boobs, dresses, hair and makeup. Duh.
Speaking of which, I do like Whitney’s hair and makeup, the dress is okay too. Not to brag but I do a perfect Whitney voice. And George Foreman’a daughter in the home warranty commercial. The cute one.
Okay back to this. I forgot we left off at Barbie Scissorkicks. Whitney and Lisa point out how they were getting pretty sexy and cozy on the bed, while drunk and topless. They looked drunk AF and just being silly. Whatever. Heather assures us that she’ never been attracted to Jen like that. I think we all just threw up in our mouths.
This scenario makes no sense, because if it was done just goofing around, wouldn’t they have said that?
Lisa looks disappointed.
“Didn’t you want to find the person that did it?” Heather gets choked up that she felt embarrassed and ashamed that she got that drunk.
Are we buying this? Blaming her shame, and the Mormons for this??
Moving on Thank Gawd!!!
Unfortunately we have Whitney and the “healing journey” on deck. I would love to know what minor incident from her childhood that she’s constitutes as abuse. That may sound harsh and callous but I just think it’s basically made up. If I thought it was real I wouldn’t ridicule something so serious.
I don’t think it’s sexual or she would have said that. We could all go back to our childhood and recall something that was said to us at one time or another by a family member that was offensive and we were upset by. Whitney should just stop it. This is insulting to people who were molested or abused.
She’s sad her cast members (aka Heather) and viewers hated on her for it. Well, it’s because we don’t believe you.
And she did make the Arizona trip about herself. Hello? This half brother and sister who were also ‘abused’ just happened to live in the same area as this girls’ trip that was supposedly for Jen.
I don’t know which is worse, arranging a trip to give shyster sicko Jen Shah one last hurrah before being shipped off to prison, or Whitney using it as a vehicle to exploit some random family member who yelled at her when she was ten.
I don’t agree with a lot of Heather’s antics this season, but she was seeing through Whitney’s fabrications. Heather apologizes to her since she feels like she has to in this moment.
“Have you spoken to the abuser?” I think we’re all assuming it’s her dad right? Didn’t the two half siblings say they were abused in ‘different ways?’ Making it even more cryptic and vague. Another kind of hint this is fabricated or exaggerated. Think her dad is just your average run of the mill narc asshole.
I’m not diminishing the trauma of that, because that does suck, pointing out that it really looks like something to create herself another ‘story line’ unless she’s naming names and giving the deets.
Andy is dutifully being all somber discussing this, while Whitney does her best to try to act traumatized over the discussion. Andy is a bad actor. He knows this is crap. That’s why he spent very little time on it.
Heather sort of snickers and looks smug, and seems very aware she’s a big bag of hot air. She’s as full as air as her tits appear to be.
Heather and Whitney friendship demise now. I feel like I’m just going to end up being repetitive with everything I’ve been saying. I’m sick of listening to myself. I thought we talked about this and beat this to death last week when Lisa and the BJ’s were discussed in depth. We’ve all been picturing Lisa giving BJ’s, and we’re sick of it.
They flash on a bunch of Whitney being very Whitney scenes. I think Heather is right when she said she’s taking her for granted to think it would go back the way it was. For the umpteenth time Shitney is the one that said she wanted a “friendship break!!” So she got the break, what’s the problem? I know, she decided she missed her friend after she threw her under the bus, so she could have not one but TWO whole story lines to make sure she got first fucking chair!
Whitney tries to call this a lie that Heather didn’t know about Lisa…. I am so sick of talking about this. I thought we came to the conclusion on last week’s part 1 that she got confused, and Angie just made a crack about it that night. Now she does seem to be back peddling and admitting she got confused, and blames Heather for being “a master debater.”
Instead of just fucking admitting she was wrong and fucked up, I’m so sick of this being referred toasa “lie.”
So shouldn’t Whitney at this point just apologize for being wrong? They chuckle about the master debater thing. I don’t think it’s so much that she’s a master debater, it’s more that Whitney was wrong and Heather was right. It’s easy to be a master debater when you know you’re right.
Is this just me seeing this? Heather says, yes, why someone DID let her in on these rumors and it was Whitney in Arizona.
Well hallelujah they play the scene where she joyfully shared this gossip with Heather. Lisa, take note here’s your BFF hard at work, that did you all of these favors and ‘shur down’ the gossip! Or perpetuated it. Kind of the same.
Any moron can see in this scene Heather knew nothing about this prior to that, in her shocked reaction.
Guys these ladies are not actors. Is Whitney going to be apologizing at some point?
And Heather, yes is a master debater because she’s articulate and Whitney is a dumb ass. I like her point here where Heather tells her, just because you tell me something that doesn’t mean I’m now a part of it. Whitney seemed desperate to bring Heather into this Lisa thing. I think she was planning on putting it all on her,
So sick of hearing ‘lie’ and ‘liar’ out of these women. Why doesn’t Lisa have something to say here?
They just played that scene of Whitney spreading the Lisa sexual favors gossip. Why isn’t Andy asking her what she thinks seeing that?? Like we’ve beat this to death with Heather and Whitney.
Why would we do anything that makes sense here? Or ask a valid question.
Fucking Whitney is so goddamned dumb she doesn’t even grasp Heather telling her she holds her to a higher standard than she does Jen. I really want to stop recapping this right now.
Whitney’s sudden BFFery with Lisa was very curious. Heather points out she suggested Whitney not bring this gossip up on the trip. Whitney and Lisa confirm their mutual love for each other. Guess we’re not going to ask Lisa about the flash they just played that doesn’t really reflect any so called admiration for Lisa.
Friendship break, and blah blah blah… yes we know Jen shit talked Heather. I cannot stand this Whitney and Lisa alliance. Whitney’s voice. I canNOT.
Whitney is projecting.
They try to tell Heather the horrible things Jen had been saying about her. But as we know, Heather and Meredith are under some type of hypnosis or threat with Jen Shah.
Heather attributes being a little off and different this season to her agony of writing the book. She shares she is in litigation with the church over it? What? Like how so?
She apparently said things she’s not allowed to say. This Mormon thing is really a fucking shit show fucking cult that I do not get.
Heather needs to just cut Whitney loose. She doesn’t need this ding dong as a friend.
Whitney regrets clearly what she did to her and Heather is punishing her for it. Whitney is so fucking contradictory.
They break for lunch. They leave the studio for some reason. Why oh why was there a mouth diapered woman carrying an umbrella over the ladies boarding a bus?? This is disgusting. They are holding nothing, they can hold a fucking umbrella themselves, and why the obedience rag at this point in 2023, The scamdemic is over people. We know we were scammed, and oh this umbrella holder lady has icky covid germs, but the Housewives do not? How fucking warped.
Whitney talks to Lisa and sounds more like she’s talking about herself. That would be called projecting.
The husbands are now invited to the set. I made a fun FB post about Seth’s mullet, John’s gelled tuft and Justin’s Johnny Cash look.
Whitney looks down as Andy asks Justin about his job loss. No they didn’t specifically say it was over their raunchy sex scene, but it was over their raunchy sex scene. And if the company’s owners are conservative, and this is Utah not LA, it’s really not surprising and they both should have known better. It’s their own faults. Justin doesn’t have a job due to Whitney’s desperate need to be a wannabe porn star. I don’t know why he thinks it’s so funny. It’s not. How pussy whipped can he be? Literally.
Then we get blessed with the Meredith and Seth bathtub scene.
Seth and John get questioned on Meredith’s and Lisa’s ongoing discourse. John was bothered by Seth’s making fun of Lisa when he doesn’t make fun of Meredith. Well then John maybe you should start. There’s a lot of material there.
Her voice, the way she walks, the way she suddenly is a hardcore Jen Shah fan. It’s easy. Justin wants to bring everyone back together, and teach the world to sing, and buy them a Coke. I mean, he has nothing better to do.
Unless he wants to make a career our of filming sex scenes with Whitney.
Discussing Jen now, and they flash to Meredith saying she’s going to have a “really big problem” if Jen would plead guilty after claiming her innocence and not taking accountability.
They think Jen got confused as to what was real and what was not due to the show. Well okay, but it is a REALITY show, so shouldn’t have had confusion.
Andy starts to really go at Meredith for her sudden 180 this season from last. She knew this was coming.
“Guilty innocent in-between, she’s still a human being, and she will always root for the under dog…” Since when?
Oh Meredith tell us she threatened you without telling us she threatened you. She just keeps puking up nonsense, and it’s really uncomfortable to watch.
Meredith uses Jen’s fake suicide attempt comparing it to her nephew’s bleach cocktails, and is going with that. I’m not buyin this because I’m not buyin that she tried to kill herself. Andy ain’t buyin it either as she tries to stick with the suicide thing. Would anyone care if she killed herself? She’s a despicable human who scammed and ridiculed elderly people. I’m not saying she deserves to die for that, but if she thinks she does, who are we to argue?
She says she can’t issue a valid opinion until her sentencing ?
Meredith knows that makes no sense.
Now she couldn’t ‘process it’ since she had other thing going on. She just keeps pulling excuses out of her asshole.
Andy: “She plead guilty and you have nothing to say, you’re monotone about this?” Interesting word. Monotone. Was that on purpose.
“I wouldn’t say I’m monotone.” Well you are.
Now my favorite line, she says she “can’t speak to…”
It’s not my job, it’s not my place…”
I told you when people say they ‘can’t speak to’ it’s to get out of answering a question they don’t want to answer.
Well not to split hairs Meredith, but it is kind of your Housewife ‘job’ to answer questions at the reunion about the other wives.
Andy is like a dog with a bone about it, with Lisa and Whitney chiming in. It’s kind of funny.
When she’s sentenced she’ll have more of an opinion. That makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. She’s been sentenced. What does she have to say now? Maybe she has to make sure she IS going to prison before she can talk shit, since you know Jen is blackmailing her.
“Are you scared of her coming after you by saying something about it?”
And Heather’s face in this moment? Is complete guilt !! Guys Holy shit was IS going on?? What does Jen have on them?? What ??
Andy seems to know something we don’t, if you ask me.
It’s kind of funny that she’s been investigated since the moment she’s been on the show.
It takes a special kind of stupid, or maybe extreme narcissism, to put your life and business on a reality show when you’re running a scam business and ripping people off.
Oh Heather we knowwwwww you’ll look in on Coach.
Andy brings up the speculation that she plead guilty to keep from implicating Sharrieff.
I really doubt Sharieff knew anything about the extent of the crimes she was committing.
What’s with them saying he had knowledge and is “letting her take the fall?”
Letting her? She’s the one that was doing the shit!! Coach was rarely even home.
Maybe he was even like hoping she would get arrested.
They didn’t go through with the trial because the trial was a sham!! It was a sham to cover up a sham.
Her lawyers didn’t want to make complete fools out of themselves with witness after witness testifying against her! And a mountain of evidence that she was guilty! My God this is NOT hard!!
They even begged people for money. Gross. Lisa wonders why Whitney is not emotional.
Because maybe she doesn’t care about that stupid lying evil hag. Whoever wastes tears on her is dumb as fuck.
Around the table biggest regrets.
Heather: black eye night
Whitney: to have been sober when she confronted Heather about The Big Blowie Lie.
Meredith: not being careful with her words
Lisa: more boundaries with Jen
Thank God this was not three parts.
Shady-ass Andy: “Go Jazz!”
Champagne toast, birthday cake for the ex-friends, (Lisa and Meredith) along rumors it’s getting canceled, that I’m not sure I believe.
