Why does Jen continue to talk about all of the “shit she’s been through…” I do not care. Do you care ?
I don’t mean to assume she’s guilty, but I am.
This crazy bitch is a joke. She’s defending this behavior in her interview. And she still won’t shut up.
Why would Lisa say she’s ‘feeling for her’ after she was just attacked by her???
She blames Mary and Meredith for telling the Feds on her business dealings. But if she really was doing shady dealings, and ripping people off, (aka stealing) then doesn’t she deserve to be called out and held accountable ??
She breaks down that this is her life and if Mary and Meredith did this …. ???? and Omar and the prom …. wah wah wah
Lisa is being the bigger person and comforts Jen, and apoloizes for what i don’t know, after she is finally done acting like the tazmanian devil.
They start eating popcorn. Whitney says that Jen gets the “best room.” She doesn’t argue. Yes, let;s reward this behavior ladies, great idea.
They arrive – Annoying room selection takes place. That went better than the typical RHONY room selection.
Great, Jen has been drinking all day. She was already aggressive.
Nothing more can possibly go wrong.
Whit recounts the bus rumble to Justin via FaceTime of course. Justin’s all like ‘that is crazy…’ moving on— ‘what are you doing tonight?’ “you look hot, lemme see your tits.”
I need that zebra floatie – (first need a pool… that’s a minor detail). Jen attempts to sit in the floatie by standing in it first. That always works.
Love Heather’s neon swim suit look!!!
The partners in crime — Mary/Mere arrive, and neither are going to be very merry, I predict.
Heather and Whitney “We’re in here hiding, I mean getting ready”
Mary and Meredith have Four suitcases for 2 days … and there is no closet. OH NO !!!! Meredith voice: “What kind of vaca is this if i have nowhere to put my things??”
They are getting ready to go to Whitney’s planned spiritual event.
Meredith is not having Whitney’s frantic ‘omg omg we have to go —NOWWWWW!!!’ There NEEDS to be light !!! Meredith looks at the her like she’s an idiot, when she opens the door.
Mary gets left behind for the spiritual event since she’s not ready. Is this 1982 ?– no one could call her ? Time constraints mean nothing to these ladies. Mary says she ‘doesn’t travel like this’ – ‘she doesn’t travel to places where events are planned the same day of arrival…’ ?????
She’s one odd damned ball. She forgets she arrived much later, so that is why she feels rushed.
They have the healing event, and go through several weird rituals, and then walk in circles . (figuratively and literally)
Mary finally arrives to the Spiritual Healing/ Kumbaya gathering, and thinks it’s weird . She thinks she’s going against her God. She awkwardly stands to the side mumbling to herself. She arrives as they’re drumming and singing their names, so can’t imagine why she thought it was strange???
Dinner fight to come – my least favorite thing because such a waste of wine drinking and dinner eating fun! Who wants to eat with crazy bitches screaming in your ear ??? So much for the healing and calming ceremony ?????
The chef or whomever, comes to take drink orders and seems annoyed that they want different drinks. She’s like “red wine for everybody???” when Jennie orders red wine. Did she not ask them what they wanted ????
Meredith is interrogated about not riding the bus. She is making excuses instead of telling the truth. I didn’t want to be confined to a 100SF area with you crazy bitches – sue me !! like does she really NEED to explain ? Whitney whines about the event not going as planned because they were “waiting for them.”
Given the way the bus trip turned out ? How much worse would it have been if Meredith was present given Jen’s instability and uncontrollable temper????
“Be honest” (Wait, is Kyle here????)
Meredith admits to tension and hostility within the group, and therefore did not want to ride the crazy bus. She continues to get asked various stupid questions.
I feel like this dinner is the pho luncheon all over again. They’re all talking about Jen like she’s not even there again. And deciding who made the shittiest comments about her arrest … she excuses herself and literally no one notices or acknowledges her leaving. they continue arguing.
Why is Whitney asking so many questions about who is friends with who and who is mad at whom ???? This argument is literally identical to watching the movie “Mean Girls” the scene, when they all start turning on, and telling on each other.
Meredith is “disengaging. ” of course she is being chased. But Mary needed prompted. She wanted her food. That would be me too. I like my free dinners.
Ultimately Mary accepts the challenge and goes to fetch Meredith.
Aaaand she’s back. This one fooled me, thought she was really staying away. I know! what is wrong with me ????
“why are we here if no one can get along??”
actually that is why they ARE here.
I don’t think Mary’s hat goes with her outfit.
Jen asks Meredith about hiring Magnum PI to investigate her. Jen starts screaming at Jennie. This escalates and we’re talking about her fucking snatch again. If we’re not talking about Whitney’s tits, we’re talking about Jen Shah’s snatch. Maybe dudes would enjoy this show more.
Jen gets all up in Meredith’s face like she did Lisa’s on the bus, about how disgusting she is if she ‘did this to her.’ All about her. Reminds me of someone else on another Housewife show…
I really want wine.
This was a bad episode. I should have disengaged. Jen continues to scream to Meredith about her ‘ten boyfriends.’ As she’s walking away. Again. Do you think she has ten boyfriends???
By the way, In this confessional look, Jen looks like a cross between an elf and a witch. Funny how she’s calling Meredith the “wicked witch of the West” while looking like this.
