Picking up with Lisa’s luncheon displaying gigantic poster boards of her legal troubles with the word ‘dismissed’ plastered across them.
Think Whitney stuck a nerve when she asked if they were dismissed simply because she paid what she owed, (which is admitting they were legit) and that’s why Lisa flipped her shit. Because Whitney was right.
Lisa’s objective seems to be going after all of the ladies’businesses and how hers is thriving more and is just all around better. And everyone is jealous of her of course.
Seems like something a really insecure person would do.
Very impressed with Angie’s clever comeback of “you do french fries, I do franchise.”
About time someone points out Lisa is in the service industry and that’s the capacity in which she ‘works with’ all of these celebs that she can’t stop name-dropping.
Angie complains to Lisa that she invested in Jack’s hair products several years ago (remember that?) and Lisa has not even been marketing it, but is ‘peddling herself’ for a partnership with a product that Angie has been partners with for twenty years. (Kerastase – remember she mentioned to Britani last season that she needed it, which resulted in an endorsement.)
Lisa looks rather stunned.
She didn’t ‘peddle herself’ she defends. They love her shiny pretty hair.
Angie doubles down on asking about promoting Fresh Wolf, telling her it belongs in Walmart after Lisa refers to it as a luxury brand.
Heather gets involved saying she didn’t think it was fair that they all talked about her on the camping trip however also scolds them both for Angie’s salons being minimized as franchises, and for ridiculing a business she developed for her sons.
After the scolding, Lisa claims she IS actually vulnerable, and turns on the water works and tells Angie she loves her and they apologize to each other.
She attempts to mend fences with Bronwyn and they also have a moment.
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Whitney again refers to her businesses as failing.
Well her exact words are ‘those business’ so that’s confusing. Where did she learn to talk? Guess it’s up in the air whether she means both the skincare and jewelry businesses. I researched it and the sites are still up and running and the Google Gods also say they’re still in business.
I’m assuming she means she lost a lot of money on both of them. I mean, after several years and you’re still not making a profit I guess that constitutes failing.
Justin seems pretty understanding about all of this.
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Bronwyn and Lisa meet at her party venue, where she frequently hangs out with Usher and Harry Potter.
I see that Lisa fixed her lopsided smoky eye situation in the yap with the red dress.
Lisa apologizes for the shitty things she said about her last season when she was getting involved in Bronwyn’s family drama, since she claims she’s friends with Gwen’s father’s parents.
I feel like Lisa isn’t really even listening, and can’t wait to talk about herself. She looks bored.
They bicker as to whose comments were worse at the bougie party where they basically called each other whores for ten minutes.
Bronwyn claims her mom admitted she’s been too hard on her. I have a hard time believing that, given her demeanor and behavior towards her last week and the upcoming convo in this episode.
They hug it out, so we’ll see how long this lasts.
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Mary is reopening the church. If you recall there was a lot of controversy a few years back in 2020-21 about their church.
First of all, there was that disturbing scene that season during a congregation where it definitely appeared as if Mary was worshiped in a God-like way by the parishioners.
Then there was the controversy that they were of course demanding thousands and thousands of dollars from parishioners, which was going straight to Mary’s closet.
And last but CERTAINLY not least, we had Mary having an affair with a dude that was featured on an episode (but passed away shortly after from cancer) that said Mary convinced him to take out a Home Equity loan for 300 grand and donate to ‘the church’ and that this is standard practice for her and Robert Sr, and how they run it.
I guess Bravo thinks we forgot all of this. If you want to catch up, here’s the link to my recap from that season:
She chats with her cousin about her mom, and how she thought she was supposed to be the one to marry Robert and take over the church when her grandmother passed away. She didn’t say marry Robert, but I’m sure that’s what she meant.
You do have to admit it’s a bit jarring that her daughter married her step-grandfather because ‘that’s what her grandmother wanted.’ Allegedly.
I didn’t realize Mary’s mom passed away in January.
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Angie gives Heather a fake perm to update her license, and lets her know Lisa sent an assistant to pick up the Fresh Wolf products from her salon, and she had proceeded to send her $600 for them.
Then they exchanged petty text messages insulting each other.
Did they not jusr apologize and make up?
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Whitney and Britani meet at a plant and flower store to smooth over their hateful things they said to each other.
The convo quickly gets focused on Lurch. She says they’re still together even though they broke off their engagement.
I don’t get how Britani is standing here massaging a fucking cactus the whole time she’s talking. Isn’t she getting splinters?
Britani absolutely screams ditz to me. Easily in the top five ditziest Housewives of all time.
So you are a mom and you find it difficult to choose this freak show Jared over your daughter?
It’s bad enough a father would do that, let alone an actual mother.
Don’t get me wrong it’s also SICK AND DIABOLICAL when a father chooses his fake partner he pretend loves because he likes her house, over his own child, but for a MOTHER to do that? So shameful.
I have to chuckle every time Whitney announces ‘my business failing’ because to be honest, is anyone really surprised? It was clear from the get-go she had NO CLUE what the fuck she was doing.
You can tell Britani has zero intention of ‘taking a break’ from Jared to prove to her daughter she’s not just a boy crazy ho.
She does not stop massaging this fucking cactus like it’s a dick, as she pretends to be receiving Whitney’s advice.
Whitney orders her to put the makeshift dick down and gets in her face that she NEEDS to choose her fucking child over Lurch.
Her face tells me she is NOT going to choose her child over LURCH.
She expressed what is she supposed to do, just sit home every night? Yes Britani, yes, sit home every night FOR YOUR CHILD. For fucks sake. Get a vibrator.
She just has this fucking lost in space fucking look on her face, and I’m with Whitney. It’s pissing me the fuck off.
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God, not Bronwyn’s Goonie Lady mom again.
She criticizes Bronwyn for allowing the boyfriend thing and tells her Gwen is “following her example.”
By having sex with her boyfriend I guess.
That woman’s makeup has got to go. She looks like a clown. A really ugly clown.
I agree with Bronwyn. I think if you have a daughter with a serious boyfriend you should assume they are probably having sex. So get her on protection and don’t act like it’s shameful. Don’t say you’re excited about it either, to be clear.
Bronwyn tells her how hurtful it was for her that her mom was ashamed of her when she was pregnant, and since she never had another child, her only pregnancy was spent feeling miserable and guilty.
Goonie Lady is like “that’s not my fault.” No it’s not your fault that she didn’t have any more kids, but is is your fault you acted like it’s 1950 and you had to be ashamed about an out of wedlock pregnancy.
She continues to say the most inappropriate things. Didn’t Bronwyn claim she had expressed remorse in an earlier scene? I told you that was fucking crap.
She then complains about “feeling like a daycare” because they took care of Gwen while Bronwyn worked.
And THEN insinuates she would have gone into foster care had it not been for them.
Like this fucking ugly old hag has this fucking sinister SMIRK on her face as she delivers dig after dig after dig.
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Meredith and Angie meet. Angie is spreading some Lisa hate.
Meredith is so up Lisa’s asshole this season. She points out that Lisa is not moving forward because Angie involved ‘the kids’ in their argument.
I’m going to have to bore you and go back to my old standby when it comes to Housewives’ kids.
If you are going to include your kids on the show, they are 100% fair game to be mentioned. Now when I say mentioned, I don’t mean talked shit on, or spoken about in any type of disparaging way, of course. But it is okay for the ladies to mention them should the need come up. If they’re not on the show, then no.
Literally all Angie said about Lisa’s kids was she pointed out that she invested in the Fresh Wolf shit to be supportive of Jack, and has seen no return on it since it seems like Lisa isn’t promoting it.
That’s it. That’s fucking it. Lisa if you don’t want him spoken about then don’t have him on the fucking show!
This isn’t hard. Nothing ‘bad’ was said about the kid whatsoever.
So for Lisa to be using that as an excuse for keeping the fight going, is ludicrous.
Okay enough of that. I would assume anyone with common fucking sense would say the same thing.
So we get to the nitty gritty here and Angie tells Meredith that when they were not in a good place, Lisa was telling Angie she should dig up info about Meredith’s family.
Some shit about bankruptcy and shoplifting.
Stupid.
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