So tired of talking about stupid Prism and Whitney’s stupid cheap jewelry she’s peddling.
Apparently unbeknownst to Bronwyn, (which is a little sus since they’ve been friends for a while, haven’t they?) Lisa knows the family of her daughter’s father.
Did I miss that he had died? Then his family has never tried to meet or get to know her daughter in eighteen years? Wouldn’t you think if your child died you would want to get to know your grandchild? What kind of monsters are these people??
I feel like the name would have came up by now, right?
He passed away when her daughter was only two so I’m assuming he was also pretty young. They don’t say what happened to him.
She’s telling the story again of getting pregnant at 19. We have heard this and we understand. I don’t think she’s the first college girl to get knocked up.
Lisa for some reason tries to defend these people. She claims she just talked to this lady and she magically now wants to meet her granddaughter. Why would she even entertain that with these horrible people?
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Well since Britani has been giving that ginormous head lurch freak the cold shoulder he’s pretending like he gives a fuck about her and their relationship.
She came home to roses and a stupid card and wants to meet with her.
Heather says NO!
You know I just have to side with Lisa on this topic. Is she being a little extra? Yes. As she always is. But she’s right. She’s trying to make Britani see that this dude is no good.
So weird she makes a video of the shit he left for her. A video, and posts it. How juvenile.
Whitney has learned that Lisa threw away her stupid chintzy Claire’s necklace she gave them on the trip. I can’t say I blame her for that either.
I don’t get why the guy at the hotel would go to the trouble of calling her and let her know this, since it was in the trash, but whatever. I know, don’t ask questions.
It’s not like it was you know, NICE jewelry or anything.
Heather and Britani overdo the ‘shock’ thing when she tells them this.
Whitney is pissed that Lisa is the one that started the ‘rumor’ of her jewelry being shit when who cares who said it. The jewelry IS shit.
Heather very dramatically tells her she “needs to get to the bottom of it.”
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Angie arrives to pick up Mary for a dance class and tells her that her “charity awaits.”
I love how when they screw up words, the subtitles reflect the incorrect usage.
Mary complains the car smells like onions. At least it’s not hospital.
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Heather and Lisa do a Himalayan salt thing. Lisa demands tea from the girl who didn’t even ask if she wanted anything. They talk and complain about Angie.
Angie made a dig to Heather about Lisa’s kid playing video games. That’s a pretty dumb criticism. He’s a twelve-year old boy. Boys play video games. Wow what a reach.
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Whitney talks to a Housewife podcaster/TikToker about what else – the ‘rumor’ that her jewelry is from Alibaba.
I love the shady producers, every single time this subject comes up, the flash the photo of an ugly necklace on her site side-by-side with Alibaba’s site. Hers – fifty bucks, Alibaba’s $4.00. It’s hilarious how she keeps denying it. It’s making you wonder – does she even know where the products are coming from? If she doesn’t, how involved can she be? And if she’s not involved at all, why is she acting like this is some kind of passion and this accusation is so insulting? It’s all so dumb.
“It’s my brand and my reputation.” No Whitney, it’s NOT your brand. Probably what Justin is thinking right now as he tries hard to look concerned.
This Adam guy is so serious on the phone about this. It’s such a joke. “It’s definitely someone in the group…” Oh Okay thanks dude.
He talks about it like it’s some kind of coup or something. It’s cheap shit jewelry. Let’s all calm down. His source couldn’t tell him who it was so he had to ask all of these questions to narrow it down to Lisa. SO DUMB.
“No one in my friend group has a liquor brand except Lisa Barlow.” Okay good job there Nancy Drew.
I don’t even know how you watch Housewives anymore unless you’re literally sitting and making fun of this foolishness. Justin is doing a good job of acting all bothered and in disbelief.
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Britani meets with this Blockhead at a restaurant called ‘Block.’ Seems fitting.
Why does she tell him she’s nervous.
“Why? do I make your nervous?”
What a fucking arrogant prick.
Is this man even good looking?? No he is not. He looks like Lurch.
He puts on some act that he misses her so much and he didn’t ‘deserve’ the treatment he got while they were in Milwaukee. He didn’t appreciate Lisa reading to messages and responding in a bitchy way. He’s most likely embarrassed that Lisa saw the fucking psycho messages he sends her.
Poor guy. I feel so bad for this Dbag Dork.
She refers to him as manipulative in her yap.
He goes on to recount how it all went down and it’s just NOT FAIR!!! POOR LITTLE SUSIE!!
Britani now regrets allowing Lisa to be messaging him with her phone.
He brags how he holds her hand when they’re out. Oh gee thanks bro. WTF.
Really wish they’d drop the ‘best friend’ thing. It’s stupid.
He says “I’m a good guy.”
Jesus Christ – don’t tell me this is NOT a disorder. He even looks like my ex with his big stupid fat head and his lip on his lap.
They all say the same shit. Don’t they even know we’re onto them now?
That excruciating scene ends with him telling her they don’t understand each other and they should put a pin in it.
He met with her with zero intentions of working it out or being ‘a good guy.’
Because he’s not capable.
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Bronwyn talks to her daughter about the grandmother supposedly wanting to meet her, then saying fucked up shit like questioning her ‘readiness’ and accepting them, and not giving off any excitement vibes. It sounds as if it was intentionally said to turn her off because they’re just not at all interested.
So in other words she told Lisa she’d like to meet her because it sounded good in the moment but she really can’t woman up and humble herself and admit to being wrong.
It makes complete sense Lisa would be friends with this woman.
It doesn’t seem like Bronwyn knew this guy at all. Maybe it was a one-night-stand situation. I’m not judging, I’m just saying. Also she only has this one picture of him. If they had been dating or in a relationship she would have pictures of them together.
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Okay, so we’re zip lining. How many people have died doing this?
Mary is nice to Britani, and thanks her for her ‘good job’ praise.
Britani informs Lisa she’s pissed at her for her snarky texts to Mr. Big Head Big Shot POS Osmond descendant. What a claim to fame. Maybe if this was still like 1970 it would be cool.
This potato head dipshit has her convinced that now they can no longer be ‘friends’ due to her allowing Lisa to DARE send him these messages he just did not appreciate. Since they were true. Don’t you even dare accuse these mother fuckers of shit they actually do. I do sometimes see that Lisa probably feels like she can’t win with these ladies. I really do think she was trying to help this poor girl in her Lisa way.
She bitches at Lisa to stay out of it. I can’t believe I’m saying Mary makes a great point, but she does when she tells this silly bitch to leave THEM out of it.
Britani keeps telling them how awful and toxic he is so of course they have an opinion and thinks he’s an idiot.
The subject of Angie comes up and that all starts. I don’t know why Mary is so focused on Heather knowing Angie the longest (since high school, where they weren’t even friends) as being a reason why she has to automatically soldier for her.
Sounds like Mary logic.
Why can’t anyone tell Heather that there’s literally mud on her lip?
Mary tells her she leaves a trail of lies as they flash on the questionable black eye story line and her sudden weight loss.
Again, I get what Mary is saying about the Ozempic weight loss as being hypocritical (not really a ‘lie’ as she’s putting it) since Heather always claimed to be cool with being bigger and representing curvy women. I’m paraphrasing but I think she used to say shit something like that.
Heather complains in her yap about the grief that she’s getting for losing weight but she also got criticized for being larger.
Speaking for myself, I think I would feel differently if she changed her eating, and worked out and put the work and effort in to lose weight. Not just opened her wallet for an injection when it became available.
Do you see what I mean?? Her claims of being ‘comfortable with herself’ now seem to be disingenuous.
