What do we all think of the ‘sprinter van’ arrival? Guess it would be cute if this were a grade school play. Andy seems excited about it. The ladies don’t seem to feel idiotic, when they should. Color theme is this coppery/metallicy/nude/rust/coral? What was the inspo for this? All I know is that Meredith is NOT wearing a kindergarten craft project and there are zero fucking feathers. And I’m glad for that! Whitney’s got the double D globes out, as usual.
We’re down to only four now, because no shocker, there is no newly guilty plea Jen Shah in attendance. Have we ever had a reunion with only four wives in attendance?
And what the hell, “a dilapidated church” as the back drop? How much more eerie and can we get, Bravo? Heather calls it “breathtaking.” Breathtaking. I guess. If you consider Camp Crystal Lake ‘breathtaking.’ Or the Wizard of Oz eerie forest scene. Robot answer. I think Heather is under some type of hypnosis, and I’m not kidding. She acts like fucking Stepford Wife.
Are these over-themed back drops even necessary for the reunions? Would we honestly miss them if they just stopped doing these? Again so grade school play, well maybe high school play.
Jen’s ‘legal team’ advised her not to attend. As if they give a shit about that stupid shyster.
Jen didn’t want to attend because Jen didn’t want to answer for Jen.
Andy brings up her guilty plea. And are they surprised? Whitney is surprised, Lisa has “mixed emotions” and Meredith is “shocked.”
Heather claims she knew ahead of time as she was informed by Jen, that she was pleading guilty, and not going through with the trial shenanigans. Heather already seems to be making excuses for her. No, Heather no one ‘wants’ to admit to the world they’re guilty of doing something awful.
Heather seems to be setting up to insinuate she’s not actually guilty, and was talked into the guilty plea. Poor naive brainwashed Heather. She’s not a stupid woman. She’s not a Teresa Guidice or Kyle Richards idiot. She has a successful business that at the moment does not appear shady. And comes off as intelligent and together.
Andy addresses whether Lisa and Meredith have yet mended fences. As we know they haven’t, and are most likely not going to. Meredith is all proud of herself for wishing Lisa a happy birthday on WWHL.
Andy wants to know if Lisa would have tried to speak with her privately after last year’s reunion or the hot mic moment, would she have been willing? She says yes, and Lisa says “she didn’t feel like that.”
Meredith insists her today issues have nothing to do with that, but are due to some typical Housewife social media ‘unfollowing’ high school shit, and posts in relation to Meredith’s father passing way, to prove herself a compassionate friend. Or whatever the hell.
So wasn’t Heather also mad at her for something similar? Posts about HER dad’s passing, and whether or not Lisa was a ‘good friend’ or didn’t ask how she was doing? Or asked when he was almost dead? Why doesn’t Lisa just own the fact that she’s too in her own world, not super compassionate, when the other ladies bury a parent, (or have any other ordeal) and thinks it’s okay to make it about her on social media, and call it a day.
I think they should do this to her when she loses a parent. Andy asks if all of the gossiping and pokes at Lisa were to get back at her. Yes. They were, we all know that. Meredith denies it, and tries to say it all came from place of concern. She ends up apologizing to Lisa for the sexual favor commentary.
Now, the moment I know you were all waiting for. The topic of blowies for basketball, and sex for the sale of alcohol.
Lisa immediately demands a glass of water from the staff. She’s “dying.” Someone seems a little agitated at this new subject matter. I guess it is embarrassing. She probably needs something stronger than water.
Now rumor clarification. Whitney insists that she never said Meredith started the rumors, but she started talking about it, and said she thought it was absurd. (I still need to rewatch that episode!)
It was never blowies for courtside seats (it was blowies for Veda sales.) Apparently it was a joke that Angie H had made that drunken night at this stupid fucking Jazz game that literally NO ONE fucking cares about. Who the hell gets black out drunk at a b-ball game?
Now the inevitable arguing between Heaher and Whitney that continued the ENTIRE season: Heather’s lack of recollection of this sharing of gossip by Angie H. at this game, allegedly.
Lisa gives her bestie Whitney accolades for ‘stopping’ the rumor. Stopping it?? She didn’t at all, she was all mad that Heather didn’t corroab it, and there- fore kept bringing it up, as the reason why she now hated Heather. You would think if it’s so sensitive and uncomfortable for Lisa, she would want it to go away, and not keep getting brought up. That’s what a reasonable person would think. A reasonable person, not a fucking Housewife. Definitely not a Utah Housewife.
Lisa is still trying to spin the narrative and maintain Whitney is not only blameless, but has been extremely helpful to her. Meredith says that Whitney never would have said a word before Whitney disclosed a lot of stuff to me as Heather says she came to ME about it in Arizona. That is true I do remember that. Shouldn’t Lisa know this at this point from watching it?? She was giggly and gossipy about it, and Heather was laughing too, and insisted she was drinking and doesn’t recall Angie telling them.
And I guess that’s when Whitney got all pissed off at for her not recalling. And that whole Whitney ‘story line’ was born. It was so ludicrous! And for Lisa to sit and here and totally idolizing Whitney, I don’t even have words. There are no words for how stupid and contrived it is.
So confused as to why they don’t just flash to this scene. That’s what they do any other fucking time.
They do quick flashes to incriminate only Meredith it seems. But not Whitney telling Heather about Lisa’s escapades, or Whitney bringing it up at their charcuterie outing at her house, when she was dressed like a harlet in the middle of the day.
Now Meredith’s rumored pill popping that Lisa had mentioned in Zion.
So basically this whole entire season has been based on Jen Shah screaming at everyone who called her a thief, when she is, in fact a thief.
And all of these supposed ‘rumors’ now. Is this really what my life has become. Is Bravo starting these ‘rumors’ to create story lines?
Lisa tells Meredith that Jen said they had taken Ketamine. I didn’t know what it was. I looked it up. Here’s a blurb I took from an article to give you the general idea. It’s actually to treat severe depression.
Hallucinatory effects last 30-60 minutes, Distorts sights and sounds, Induces feelings of calmness and relaxation, relief from pain, Immobility and amnesia, Body feels out of control, Agitation, depression, unconsciousness, Hallucinations, Flashback
Meredith’s expression does actually look to me like, it’s true. She blinks really fast and hard and doesn’t really deny it. Lisa admits that “it was a bitchy thing to say.”
Biased Andy, clearly picking sides as usual, gets all melancholy and serious and is scolding Lisa, “calling someone a PILL POPPER kind of goes beyond being bitchy.”
Oh shut up Andy, it’s literally no worse than anything fucking else that gets said on these shows. They accused Lisa of prostitution for chrissakes! BJ’s and sex, for goods such as sports tickets, and tequila sales constitutes prostitution. But calling Meredith a pill popper is just beyond?? Okay. I’m losing brain cells.
And Lisa, always pretty quick you have to admit, whether you like her or not, wastes no time pointing that out. Stay in your lane Andy Cohen. And your lane is to sit here and be the question asker. Sure, you can insert some commentary here and there, but first make sure it makes fucking sense, and isn’t blatantly biased. You could have gotten away with that with Jersey Teresa, not Lisa Barlow.
His two cents is always based on what Housewife he likes or dislikes for whatever reason, on that particular day. Why he has it in for Lisa right now, and is siding with Meredith in this, is anyone’s guess. Maybe he’s a pill popper? Who knows. Guess he just thinks popping pills is not as bad as prostitution.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get stranger, Lisa says, “why not call Jen right now and ask her why she said that?” And Meredith complies. Well Why NOT?? That’s not strange at all! Is this who wants to be a millionaire? Is this the lifeline? Jen Shah as the ‘lifeline’ is sad.
Also, what’s beyond absurd, is “hey sure let’s call the liar and professional shyster to settle the argument!!”
Heather looks extremely awkward for some reason. Does she take these pills too? Do these women think they’re still in high school or middle school? I remember taking ‘speed’ or my mom’s diet pills in 7th grade, and thinking I was so cool. Or is she just seeing the utter insanity in Meredith calling Jen to back her up?
So now it’s ketamine and shrooms that they took. Wow, ladies. Grow up. We’re not in Kansas anymore.
Surprise !!! Jen immediately, “no that’s a lie” when asked if she was ‘telling people’ that Meredith takes drugs. Lisa wants names of who she supposedly told. I believe Lisa in this moment. Jen can go eat a dick. Get rid of that hag.
Lisa to Jen: “you don’t tell the truth so I wouldn’t expect you to now.” Well fucking duh. Lisa should win the $64,000 just for that comment.
“You would believe this (Jen) instead of me. I’m not the one going to jail.”
She gets hairy eyeball looks. Why do we have to act like it’s not true.” Go Lisa. I’m a new Lisa Barlow fan right now.
Heather continues to look anxious to me. And she was so quick with “everyone knows what Ketamine is.” I would say those who take it, know what it is. Those who don’t, don’t. Like people that don’t drink, never heard of certain drinks or alcohols. People that don’t use hallucinogens (or take these medications as prescribed) don’t know about all drug names.
Clearly she’s poppin em too, if you ask me. That was an over compensating type remark. Lisa didn’t know. I didn’t know, and I’m sure a lot of people who have no interest in taking random drugs, or are not depressed, don’t know either.
Meredith accuses Lisa of being the one telling people this. I feel like at this point she needs to just own the shit. I saw on Twitter a last season scene with Meredith acting really strange and talking strangely. Seemed like something was going on besides a few glasses of wine. I think it was at Mary’s cooking event.
Moving on to topic of Lisa’s businesses and this SEC filing/crowd funding story. And honestly who really cares? Is this juicy gossip? It’s so not, Meredith. She’s clearly been reaching.
Now the blowies for goods, yes, that’s juicy. No pun intended.
Meredith voice, and bobbing and jerking her head all around like a loon, like she does when she’s cornered: “It’s not something I would want to do, if that’s what was right for them…” Trying to make it appear that it was just this innocent comment. Omg okay.
Whitney interjects on behalf of her new bestie, which no one still even gets, if you do, please explain it to me like I’m five, (Other than she planned on ditching Heather, and needed someone to film with) that it was said in such way to make her look bad. Not making idle convo. That’s not really an small talk convo topic. “Hey guys, isn’t it nice out, and by the way, did you hear that Lisa is crowd funding?”
Random fashion comment: Whitney’s boobs. When you get fake tits, at least make an attempt for them to look somewhat natural? Hers legit look like two ginormous water balloons glued to her chest.
Do they want to continue the friendship? Long story short, No.
Insert Meredith word vomit, and Lisa random ugly cry face, and more word vomit.
Some yammering about Walks on Water John. Lisa calm down. John’s a big boy, let him fend for himself against girls. I find it hard to believe she cares THIS much about his feelings. It gives her an excuse to do her ‘ oh pity me’ cry act. “John, Jack and Henry…” blah blah we know.
Wonder if she’s mastered making eggs yet.
Andy addresses Lisa’s Away in a Manger rendition. (still think she should have released it for Christmas 2022) Was it perfect? No. And there’s auto tune for that. Is she an opera singer? No. But I thought it was cute. She’s certainly a better singer than a certain NYC Housewife. I mean, COME ON.
He asks if she would consider releasing a holiday album. Well that’s a little too far, but from all of the attention this scene got, I think she should at least do this song on itunes or whatever. Thought she was a hustler. And according to the all knowing and successful Meredith Marks, who doesn’t even own a home, her businesses are in trouble. She should’ve jumped on that shit as soon as that episode aired in November. Could the timing of the episode have been better? A month before Christmas?
She eludes that she is working on a few songs. Would have been better to do it this past season. There are rumors floating around that SLC is being canceled. And competing rumors, that it’s a rumor, and it’s already been renewed.
She should’ve kept her mouth shut. Since Housewives typically copy each other Now they’re all going to be releasing Christmas songs. It appears they’re all singers, since they all tried out for the choir. Well, Jen will be in jail, so she’s out.
Well we knew this was coming. Danna and The Angies, Little recap and flashes on some of their scenes. They did all bring the drama in their own ways, you gotta give them that. Which is rare for three Housewife newbies, that were really just ‘friends of’ (of course in true Housewife fashion, none of the friends of, are now ‘friends of’ anymore…)
They join the group and Andy addresses Danna first. I am not one bit feeling Danna’s dress and look. At all. She looks like an evil sorcerer from a Disney movie.
Viewer question as to whether she intended to get along with Jen?
Okay so that’s a dumb fucking question. Why on earth would she have gone in intending to be her BFF? Of a clearly guilty fucking thief? I would have little respect for her if she did. What kind of sick human spends years and years doing to people what Jen Shah did?
She’s no better than those random calls you sometimes get, like “this is the FBI, you’ve been named in a crime, and we’re on our way to arrest you, unless you send us $10,000” or someone pretending to be your bank or credit card company, and there’s some sort of issue, and asking for your account number etc. This is the caliber of deception and scamming that Shah and Friends were doing. To elderly people.
Danna of course robot answers yes, she did try to get along with her, as I expected her to. She points out that on ski day, she was cordial to her, than was ‘triggered’ by the way she treated Angie K in San Diego. Then second question – “what was the point of telling Jen that you knew someone that was now an informant?”
Well why the hell not? Why not fuck with this maggot, just like she fucked with peoples’ lives, their life savings, and had people on the brink of suicide over their humiliation of being scammed by some fucking cold caller?? Who. Cares???
Danna seems annoyed at this question, AS SHE SHOULD BE. Like why the fuck is everyone coddling this asshole? I am sure that’s what she was thinking. She doesn’t owe her shit.
Her answer is “I don’t know, thought maybe she would take ownership, accountability…”
Yeah wouldn’t that have been nice? Like that’s ever going to happen. Even in her statement to the judge, after pleading guilty, she’s still not really taking accountability. All of her denials throughout the show are because she was “playing a part” or some fucking shit. Blaming Bravo. Still blaming everyone else. Danna rolls her eyes, as Andy goes into the next question.
So apparently there was a knock down drag out at Heather’s book party between these two, that was not aired for whatever reason. Thought Bravo lived for these types of brawls. Looks like Jen was being all Jen-like and put on her big bad wolf hat, and thought she could bully Danna around since she seems like a pushover type. Danna told her “you like to bark, I bite.” Love that.
Her reaction in this scene reminds me a lot of myself, the way she’s just lost her shit and is going off on this fucking evil hag. People like Jen tend to sniff out a more easy going non-confrontational personality, and just fucking bully them around, for lack of a better term. Then we’ll take it, and take it again, or something will push the right button on the wrong day, and just fucking go 0 to 100 in a split second. That’s me. That looks like Danna in this scene. She probably doesn’t even remember what she said. I went off on this fat ugly hag I used to work with, when she kept putting her hand up as if to dismiss me. Well she did it for a third time, and I had fucking had it. I don’t know what the hell I said to her, but it was loud, not eloquent, not complimentary, and had her dumbfounded and running away from me. And she never did that again.
Jen looks flabbergasted, and almost speechless, like my previous co-worker, the 400 lb freak I mentioned above, that Danna is standing up to her, and in her face and berating her about her criminal activities.
“What was your motivation in going after Jen?” Is how the question is phrased.
Viewers don’t even know how this started since they didn’t play the scene. But I probably wouldn’t call it ‘going after her.’ That does not seem like Danna based on what we have seen. What fucking moron asked this? Seems like she fucking stood up for herself. Assuming Jen just thought she was going to get back at her for what she said in California? Guess we’re about to find out.
Also not an aired convo, Danna shares that Jen made fun of where Danna lives as not being bougie enough, and even went on to ridicule her husband’s Hispanic name. This woman has zero manners, ethics, standards or awareness. As much as she goes on and on, referring to herself as being a minority, person of color (she’s Hawaiin) Tongan or whatever the fuck, who cares, is married to black man, has black children, she really would sit there surrounded by cameras, making fun of someone married to a Hispanic man, and where they live?
Danna’s explanation which is not really needed, is what you might expect. She lost her shit over being bullied and ridiculed, and watching her bully and ridicule the other women. Throw that ho in prison and throw away the key! My God. I hope Sharieff has a little dignity and divorces her dumb ass when she’s locked up. I also hope Heather moves in on him. Ya know she wants to! Hell I want to !!
The ladies look awkward when she delivers her explanation. Danna did what no one would do. She should’ve gotten first fucking chair, and a raise. Meredith clenches her jaw, looks embarrassed and looks away. She knows she’s right. What the fuck does Jen have on Meredith? Assuming it’s some type of garbage trash whore, fucked half of New York dirt.
Moving on –
Q for Angie H: “did you tell Whitney and Heather that Lisa slept with a rich dude for Jazz tickets?”
“Absolutely not.” Well this throws a wrench into Whitney’s whole entire fucking ‘story line’ of being livid at Heather for not corroborating this. Not that I’m assuming Angie is not lying. Since that’s what they do. Lie and be hypocritical.
Angie claims she discussed these rumors to Whitney on the phone because she didn’t understand John’s behavior at this now very infamous Jazz game. Was anyone like, watching the game? Just wondering
Whitney interjects with “this is how it got twisted – this is good!!” seemingly welcoming this convo,which sounds to me like it’s proving her wrong. But Whitney ya know, not the sharpest tool in the shed. It’s looking like SHE was confused and wrong about where and when this convo happened.
Angie goes on to explain that John was going off on someone at a game, over what I don’t know, and with whom, I’m not sure. I’m tired of rewinding this. It seems like they cut something out. This is shit that happened off camera and she’s not being clear. Perhaps this was a different game, because Angie explains that she then called Whitney on the phone, to say this is all strange, and she’s always wondered if there was some truth to the Lisa sleeping around rumors. I think. Assuming this is why John was irate, if someone brought this up? Or was it with the dude she was allegedly sleeping with?
Whitney is really trying to make her story accurate. She says that Angie made a joke at this game (I think) where they were all drunk, which I need to be right now, that “Heather should buddy up with BLEEP, like our friend Lisa.”
So my take away here if I’m understanding this correctly, and I might not be, is that what Whitney has been sooooooooooo fucking beside herself about Heather ‘lying’ and she ‘knew’ this Lisa info already, was really over this stupid little one liner crack that Angie made in front of Heather when she was drunk? That apparently went over her head, and/or has no recollection of. And since she had no knowledge of the Lisa rumors, she didn’t get the joke. So Heather has just been vindicated here, and Whitney looks like the dingdong that she is.
And she looks to me dumbfounded, and like she knows it, but hopes it gets glazed over, how easily Heather could have missed that one little joke/comment. Still don’t get how this all makes Whitney look so great and loyal in Lisa’s eyes, and Heather the bad guy. Heather didn’t even get or remember the fucking joke. And Whitney was the one engaging in the most gossip about it.
With Heather, Meredith AND Angie H. I hate to use a new buzz phrase, but please, make this make sense. You can’t.
Heather HAD to have spoken up here, and they cut it out. This convo did NOT take place in front of Heather, as Whitney has been insisting, only a small crack about it.
And apparently it does get brushed off, when Andy asks Lisa if she’s a fucking Jazz fan. That’s a dumb question, when she performs sexual favors for great seats. Was Andy being a little shady there? She confirms how much she loves them, and she’s a big Jazz fan. Okay Lisa. Good answer.
Lisa get asked about troll SM accounts to harass people, she denies it, and both Angie and Meredith are yelling at her, and I can’t understand two Housewives on a simultaneous rant. Whitney takes Lisa’s hand to reassure her.
Omg I can’t.
I really need to wrap this up. it’s only halfway through. I think most of these ladies are eating quaaludes or under some type of hynosis.
“You’re trying to take away from the fact that your husband trolled me.”
“Let’s move on.” says Andy. Yes, let’s.
San Diego trip and the bedroom/hostess drama is on deck. So asinine. Champs head pour was due to Jen needing to put Angie K in her place. Well of course.
Typical Stepford Wife Heather, claims she saw the humor in it. Would it have been humorous if done to her? No.
Question from a Philly chick, my neighbor, sort of, about Angie’s comparison to the party money owed by Jen, equating to how she made her living conning people. Well of course, it’s related. Fucking Duh. Like any other occupation that you spend the better part of your life doing, spills over into your personal life. A teacher tends to be bossy, or will lecture you about a certain topic, a doctor might give unsolicited medical advice, a fucking professional shyster will try to con and lie to their fucking friends and family. She stole money from her own mother for chrissakes. This is not complicated.
“Heather and Meredith what’s your response?”
Meredith – dramatic shoulder shrug and head bobbing around like she does when she’s uncomfortable. “Below the belt” is her very unbiased assessment, since she’s clearly been hypnotized or threatened by Jen Shah. Heather also brushes that off as being inaccurate and ludicrous, shocker.
Meredith still gyrating around, says something about “a little champagne.”
Angie is quick to get in there with a comeback, as Andy tries to be done with that. That’s what you need to do here. And this is her first reunion, guys.
“A little champagne??” She points out the lack of respect being the issue, after she spent thousands of dollars on her, for her. Whatever. I know it was Sharieff’s party but let’s be honest. It was for Jen.
Meredith, trying to back peddle now, claims she’s not defending her… Well, yeah YA ARE!!!
Angie tells her she’s minimizing and supporting her, because she has to, even though she knows Angie is right. Meredith tries to maintain that it was an overreaction for getting a drink poured on her head.
Meredith is looking like a silly brainwashed fucking ninkompoop here for so hardcore making excuses for ALL of this woman’s callous, aggressive and oppressive behavior toward the ladies.
And she knows it. I WILL get to the bottom of this. This WILL come out.
Angie goes on to explain how it all it goes back much further than just that incident. Meredith deflects with “how am I supposed to know that?”
For one thing, she has already indicated that this lack of respect did not just start on that day. For another thing, she knows Jen is in the habit of behaving this way, and for yet ANOTHER thing what kind of dipshit defends this behavior?? The viewers aren’t idiots. Something is OFF.
We know she was stepping out on Seth (and possibly still is I don’t buy this ‘perfect marriage’ BS for one second) and getting her freak on with various dudes. That was evident in Season 1. Just own it. If you were her, wouldn’t you rather say I did some slutty shit, over defending a narcissistic piece of shit thief, and every fucking fucked up thing she says and does??
I would. And she can’t even stand Seth, let’s be honest.
So Other Angie, kudos to you, for making her address her idiocy.
“Well try reading the room and seeing how uncomfortable I was.” She goes on to do a great job of expressing herself in that moment without sounding like a crazy person like I would, (then promptly have that turned against me) and accusing her of having no people skills and sitting in a cubicle all day.
Meredith voice: “NO I DON’T work in a cubicle and I am extraordinarily social…”
Also extraordinarily foolish.
It’s not about being ‘social’ it’s about sounding like a fucking fucktard by defending and making excuses for everything that Jen does. And people that work in a cubicle can definitely still be social. I don’t know what the fuck that’s supposed to mean. But I get what Angie was getting at. Like does she have her head in the sand so much that she couldn’t determine that Jen’s behavior was wrong?
And yes, she does is the answer.
It was fucking obvious this was a straw that broke the camel’s back type of moment.
Meredith knows Jen treats people poorly. Like I said, a professional shyster is no stand-up fucking person. Where is all the hatred energy Meredith had for Jen as a person, last season?
Oh that’s right, she’s being blackmailed, and now has no integrity whatsofuckingever, and is making herself look brain dead right now, or brainwashed, or taking too many weird drugs and pills. Also side note, she looks like Caitlin Jenner again. That’s not really a compliment, although I have no issue with Caitlin. I just wouldn’t strive to look like a 70 year old trans woman.
Meredith trying to deflect. “I’m not the one trying to get on the show for three years.” Well so what? That’s relevant how? Honestly that’s the best you can do? Clearly, you, Meredith, “tried to get on the show” as well. Because, here you are. Lucky us. Andy has to do the yelling thing like you do with children, and shuts them down, and Angie gets last word. Good girl.
Angie K gets drilled on pissing off Meredith and Heather (omg how dar she?!!) by sharing what Meredith had shared on Lisa’s ‘SEC Filing.’ Angie brought it up because prior to the SD trip, Jen was trying to expose Heather’s business (oh Lord I thought Heather was actually a Housewife whose business comes off as quite legit) and sent a slew of uncomplimentary messages to Angie, as Heather does an overcompensating laugh, pretends to be unbothered, and trying to commiserate with Meredith, who looks like she wants to be anywhere but here. I don’t blame her. She looks insanely stupid. And she looks like she knows she looks insanely stupid.
Angie explains that Jen called her a lying ho, and she was going to ‘expose her ass.’ Heather, again trying so fucking hard to look nonchalant about this. She should sharpen her acting skills. Not working. Not believable. Not even a little, even with all of the fresh botox injections, we can see she’s fucking pissed off, and wants to strangle Jen. Meredith looks livid. Oh my God, guys.
Angie then explains that when Meredith was then doing the same thing with Lisa, and dragging her business and finances, it was fucking annoying, because she didn’t want to be next. True story that is, because that’s a rule of thumb when you have a friend acquaintance or co-worker talking shit on everyone. You’re damned straight they’re talking about you when you’re not around. Like Duh.
So therefore she felt the need to share with Lisa, as Lisa is like her backup singer with her little add-ins and repeating her, as she’s talking. These ladies are comical as fuck. Heather and Meredith continue to look like they want to puke. Every time the camera is on these two yahoos they have the same “oh fuck me, is this almost over?” expression. Especially Meredith.
Andy wants Heather’s feedback on Jen trashing her business.
“It’s par for the course with Jen. I’m proud of my business, it speaks for itself.”
She even had time to think about it, and that’s the best she can do. And when you factor in this, coming from a thief and pro scammer with one foot in a jail cell for six years, it make you want to spoon out your eyeballs. So what’s Jen saying? Heather is a scammer as well? It’s not really Botox she’s injecting into clients? Beauty Lab is a front for something else? Drugs, prostitution what?
The moment we’ve all been waiting for. Black-out black eye time. They flash to the theatrical unveiling, and all of her conflicting commentary. “I don’t recall, (which is code for you DO recall) I didn’t say I didn’t know how it happened, I think we all know what happened, Oh I do remember…”
“I blacked out, I don’t know how it happened” when Andy asks her for reals now, what’s the skinny?
Apparently there was a Bravo investigation which came up inconclusive.
No footage on it. She’s claiming she said she did know so they (‘they’ being the ladies, not Bravo) wouldn’t “rewrite the narrative.”
She gets a confused Andy head cock on that one.
Lisa points out, it makes it look like someone from Production could have done this, with all of her various stories and excuses. Kind of see that point. She admits what she thought would be a fun little game (paraphrasing) sort of spun out of control and she’s sorry. She’s embarrassed she was black-out drunk seems to be what she’s going with. Like how many times have they been up all night partying and blacked-out on camera? A lot. Seems far-fetched. So, naturally, why not roll out the Mormon thing? I mean, why the hell not? This can’t really get much weirder.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I think Salt Lake is the weirdest, strangest, oddest of all of the Housewife franchises and cities. It is. I’m not necessarily saying it’s the Mormon/Utah thing, but not saying it’s not. These bitches are fucking out there. And when you look at the crazy bitches they’re up against, that’s quite an accomplishment.
She’s now getting all weepy and choked up about it, and regrets implicating the ladies or Production people. I agree with Lisa, it looked like she was punched or elbowed. That did not look like a fall. And the scratches? She was in a fight with someone, and the only one that makes sense in this scenario is Jen Shah. Anger issues, drinking problem, clearly some sort of animosity with Heather, perhaps fueled by jealousy.
“Do you think Jen punched you in the eye?” No she trusted her the most, as the other professional drunk, (and liar) to fabricate a story. That’s why she went to her first.
They remind her that she eluded to it bring Jen as the assaulter. She says she and Jen joked about it being her, and she’d rather have Jen punch her out than a stranger. What?? See what I mean about this shit being so OFF?
She won’t answer whether or not she thinks it was Jen, and says IF she thought it was, she would have covered for her.
Andy wants to know if she wishes she wouldn’t have caused so much confusion, looking back.
I think she says yes, she regrets it.
She still does not know the culprit. I would put my money on Jen, who was probably borderline blacked out, probably holds her alcohol better, and does remember bits and pieces to know she was the one. You know how when you black out from being over served, not that I would know, but I’ve heard, you sort of can recall certain parts that you THINK may have happened, but it’s fuzzy. Like a dream.
Maybe Heather said something brutally honest in her state, since you also tend to speak your mind more when intoxicated, about Jen’s illegal activities. Of course that wouldn’t have sat well with her. We know that from many scenes on the show. She freaked out, being not in control, and beat the shit out of her. There, mystery solved. You’re welcome.
Whitney says maybe she had an accident and blacked out, OR Jen hit her. Okay there, Captain Obvious. What would we do without the insight of Whitney Holmes?
They all seem to blame Jen, pretty much. Not to brag, but I think I hit the nail on the head as to what caused her to lose her shit, and why she did it
Wraps up with Angie K getting questioned about the “Barbie Scissorkicks” commentary, and seriously does seem to think they have had sexual romps together and there’s been ‘talks’ of this.
A lot of ‘talk’ and random gossip in Salt Lake. Isn’t there not anything to do there??
