Poor Jen in a quickie NYC scene casually checking in with Coach as if she’s just on an important business trip or or something.
Quickie Meredith and Seth. Those cat eye sunglasses she keeps wearing, that she pulls down her nose, she thinks she looks really slick, she looks really stupid.
Lisa: “is my form good?” as she’s really doing almost nothing at all. Pulling on some tension bands. Is her form good?? She is so clueless when it comes to anything having to do with exercise.
She and John discuss the Arizona trip, and John does not think there is any validity to these rumors.
I’m so confused why Lisa, who never cared for Whitney, at all, isn’t pissed at Whitney, for being the one to get this ‘sex for Bball’ rumor circulating and talking about it. She was discussing it with Meredith at her house on the premier, like it was some tea she was very intrigued by, not ‘concerned’ for Lisa.
“Her guilt kicked in, and wow, this is being my friend.” Okay if by guilt you mean, wanting to be the focus of most of the scenes, then sure. Between this, being fake mad at Heather, and her mysterious “abuse” she’s already got that first chair locked in. Lisa seems confused. I thought she was smarter than this.
We seem to be doing a round robin of all of the Househusbands asking the ladies about this stupid Arizona trip. Now Whitney is up.
So are we to believe Whitney ‘just woke up like this’ with a full face of perfect pink makeup, complete with lip gloss.? She has eye patches on to make this shit believable I guess, that she just woke up with makeup on. Who the hell puts eye patches on over their makeup? Housewives pretending they woke up looking perfect.
She tells Justin she is “still recovering from Phoenix, and day drinking all day” (then maybe don’t day drink all day???) and the emotional whatever, and she starts talking about meeting up with her half siblings and more of Whitney whatever. Energy healer, triggered, PTSD, no voice, blah blah blah. Same, old, housewife, shit. She’s still pissed at Heather and no one knows why. She got the memo that this is the thing to do now. Pretend to be mad at an actual friend (not one just from the show) for ‘story line’ *****
Heather visits Angie H in her Beauty and Beast castle. Later I will have seen how that analogy makes perfect sense !! When made that comparison I hadn’t seen h er husband yet!
She offers Heather a dirty martini in the middle of the day. She sounds like she may have already had one or two. What in THE hell is she wearing though? A feathery pajama/lounge outfits and stilettos?
Everyone hangs around like this at home during the day. Jesus, they need to stop coming off so desperate and thirsty. Beverly Hills Housewives don’t even try to convince us that they dress like this. And it’s not cold as fuck there.
Heather is giving her the 411, the skinny, the tea, on Arizona. She tells her about Whitney running around the house, erratic, drunk and half-naked accusing Heather of ‘lying.’ Angie denies ever sharing the gossip about Lisa at the game.
Heather is organizing a ski day with her cousins and the ladies. She spends a little time plugging her book, ‘Bad Mormon.’
Why are Meredith and Seth scenes so fucking annoying? I think it’s a lot of it is Meredith’s weird voice, and their overdoing it to convince the viewing public that their marriage is perfect. I don’t think Meredith can stand him. Although she is doing a better job this season at acting like it.
Did you all see the preview of the couples’ bathtub scene that we all get the pleasure of seeing on the 11/9 episode? Jesus. No one wants to see a 50-something couple bathing together. They must have a really high opinion of themselves, to even think that is something that anyone wants to see.
It’s coming off as desperation and more overcompensation with these two. And we got Mer in the fucking tub last season. We’re good.
They’re meeting Brooks, and he arrives, and shares that he has had a boyfriend for two years, then says he’s kidding. So I guess he has ‘come out.’ Last year it was a whole big thing Meredith kept repeating that Brooks “hasn’t even come out yet.” I remember thinking “Meredith, does he really need to??”
Anyway that was over that Twitter argument where Jen was involved and ‘liking’ things and name calling of Brooks. I forget exactly what started the whole thing. I think something Brooks had said about Jen. Was it the hoohaw sighting? Jen was claiming she wasn’t the one sending and liking the tweets, it was her ‘social media manager’ or some fucking shit. It was stupid. Jen was walking around screaming like a lunatic.
Remember how much Meredith HATED Jen over that? Now they’re all besties.
Seth apparently has a crush on Brett Favre, and it’s a little concerning. It’s coming off as an actual crush. Between this dude, and the Southern Charm guys, I think there are some ‘bisexual dudes of Bravo’ that have yet to come out of the closet.
Meredith baby talks to Seth while stroking the back of his hair. Oh my God make it stop. And then it gets worse. It wasn’t that long ago that she had a bunch of dudes she was banging. Don’t think it was half of New York, but I do think there were some other fellows in her life, when they were separated. Now she wants us to believe she has this sudden “Everything is just hunkydory!!” Please save it. Maybe none of the other dudes wanted her.
I can’t even with Jen and these ‘mock trials’ and her constant maintaining of her innocence with a straight fucking face. This chick is in some serious denial.
And what in the fucking fuck is this confessional look? It doesn’t make her look like a 1930’s mafia wife in the least. This is the look she chooses to convince us of her ‘innocence?’
They’re doing some kind of weird therapy thing. Coach is so sweet. Why can’t I have a Sharieff? My God, he KNOWS she’s guilty, and was up to sketchy shit in her business, and he all he does is sit there and tell her how much he loves her? What the literal fuck. She then goes into full on ‘pity me’ mode talking about how stressful all of this has been for her?
The trial has been pushed until July, she shares with him. And poor Jen Shah has a lot emotions about that. And she’s tired of people questioning her innocence. Is he putting on an act? Was he pissed when she plead guilty? Is he going to divorce her? If not, why the hell not??
Lisa scene. Her house really is decorated so cold and un-homey. No color, no plants, no pictures on the walls. I know the minimalist thing is in, but holy shit. This place has all the appeal of a morgue.
She calls her brother who is the only boy, out of six siblings in her family. That poor kid.
They show a quick pic of all of them, as little kids, and they literally all look one year apart. That poor mom. Are mormons against birth control?? Why would you allow yourself to get pregnant every year for six fucking years? And to get to the 5th and 6th, how do you have the energy or desire to have sex?? Why would you want to? Whatever – they talk about one of her sisters getting a divorce, and brag about the two of them are the only ones that haven’t gotten a divorce.
Why on earth would Lisa divorce John? He literally is nothing but a ‘yes man’ to her. He does whatever the hell she says, and doesn’t say a fucking word. And he would be afraid to leave her.
Where do these bitches get these guys? Lisa goes into her weird cry thing with her brother about this. Then in her yap, more weird half cry thing over the cheating rumors.
Justin makes sure we know he drives a Tesla. Whitney is finalizing her ex-Mormoning documents.
She didn’t read the fine print, that it needed notarized. I doubt she read anything at all. She talks in her yap about Mormonism being all about money, power and control. Well duhhh. It’s a fucking cult. Still in shock, about Emily on OC allowing her daughter to get wrapped up in this shit.
Heather’s ski day is underway. Why is she calling all of her cousins her twin? And why do none of her cousins seem to know each other? Maybe I didn’t hear that all right.
The new BFF’s, Lisa and Whitney ride together to the ski event. Whitney tells her that she hasn’t spoken to Heather since Arizona. (and as of Bravocon, they still were not speaking, so Whitney is determined to drag this shit out as long as possible.) She’s still repeating “Heather really hurt me.” Hurt her by telling her she didn’t hear a convo when she was shitfaced.
Jen arrives in all her stolen designer splendor. Another one that should be selling her shit and paying ‘the victims.’ No shame whatsoever
The Angie’s arrive. Both Angies, I think are vying for a snowflake. I’m surprised the blonde Angie doesn’t have one, actually, with the axing of two wives last season, that did not get replaced.
Lisa is pissed that Angie H is present.
The professional skiers head to the real mountain, and the amateurs head to the bunny hill. They’re passing around a flask before they descend the mountain, which seems like a bad idea.
Okay so all of the non ski enthusiasts have to explain why they don’t like skiing. How about, “I just don’t like to fucking ski, okay?”
After the skiing adventure, and they’re meeting up for refreshments, Jen gives the new skinny on this trial that never happened, being moved to July. Are they all just humoring her? I can’t figure it out. Did production just order them all to shut up and play along? I find that hard to believe, because it’s not like they encourage playing nicely.
Jen is laughing this off, as if this is great. She probably does think it’s great, I’m sure she wanted to procrastinate this shit as long as possible.
Angie and Whitney discuss this stupid Bball convo, that nobody remembers but Whitney. And she’s literally acting like she’s on the brink of fake nervous breakdown.
She again admits how they were all drinking heavily, so Heather could easily not be recalling things. I have a hard time believing Heather was shitfaced and Whitney wasn’t, but whatever. I’d probably get shitfaced at a basketball game too.
Angie says that she doesn’t recall saying this little tidbit that has given Whitney her whole ‘story line.’ But she’s not THAT mad at Angie for lying, because “the stakes are higher and Heather means more to her…” Okay, so THAT makes sense.
Wouldn’t a normal person be more pissed at the actual one that spilled the beans that’s denying what they said, and not the one that says she doesn’t remember the follow-up convo?? But it’s more dramatic to be pissed at Heather than Angie. Heather cares, and Angie does not.
Jen tells Heather that Lisa is pissed she invited Angie to this thing. She tries to apologize to Lisa, but for some reason she phrases it as “I didn’t even think about you, or consider you and I’m sorry for that.” Okay so that was some sorry-ass delivery. It doesn’t come off as sincere. But I do think Heather has this problem sometimes. I don’t think she meant it to come out that way. She should have said “I should have considered you when I decided to include Angie and I’m sorry.” You don’t point out to someone – “I forgot about you.”
So of course Lisa is immediately annoyed. I would have been too.
Angie summons Lisa to talk and Lisa tells her she’s not interested, and repeats it several times. I don’t thinks she’s interested.
Whitney and Heather talk. Whitney says, “our fight was over details.” I just really do believe Heather. What does she have to gain by denying that she heard Angie gossip about Lisa, or was a part of this convo? Nothing.
We know Whitney could drop this, but she’s probably not for the whole entire fucking season. So bad news, we have to hear Whitney whining about this, and pretending to be pissed, until fucking January. Sorry folks, that puts it all in perspective right?
She tells Heather “if you don’t remember, then I don’t need you to corroborate. that’s fair, so we need to agree to disagree.”
Then why are we arguing about it Whitney? Heather isn’t telling you you’re wrong, she’s telling you she doesn’t remember. Then here we go, “you took my pain and weaponized it against me.”
There was no weaponizing. There was no pain. So tired of hearing ‘weaponize’ too. That’s right up there with triggered. She just wasn’t catering to your various weird ass drunken tantrums you were having. Mumbling and bumbling about how everyone wants you to be Nancy Drew for crissakes, then throwing in you have some childhood shit you just ‘remembered’ then crying again about Heather supposedly betraying you.
She was acting like a fucking psycho.
Heather apologizes, but Whitney claims “it’s not sincere” so she can keep this shit going. I guess she couldn’t have foreseen this, but at this point, no one really cares. It’s been four episodes of talking about it. She’s looking desperate for strife with Heather.
She says in her yap that, all she is hearing is that Heather doesn’t care about her. She tells her this is going to take me a minute to get over. Heather is staring at her like she’s fucking crazy.
Which we know the translation is – she’s going to pretend to not forgive her just for first chair fun.
11/2 Episode
I never pay attention to intros. I had no idea what they were holding for Salt Lake. A salt shaker? No a snowflake. I think a salt shaker would have been funnier. I’m always getting organized and situated when the intros are on, even before I was doing this. It’s always last minute when I turn on the TV and get settled.
Okay so enough about me. Seems Heather is starting a choir. Someone on Twitter commented that this is the weirdest story line ever on Housewives. I wouldn’t go that far. Weirdest story line ever?
I really like the wholesomeness of this. Sorry but I would take this over some fake contrived fighting. (Whitney) But we shall see if this remains a ‘wholesome housewife activity.’ Probably not.
These bitches can’t do anything without it being a huge fucking argument and debacle. I really do like Heather. Does she bring a little messiness? Maybe. But she’s just not an asshole about it. She seems comfortable in her own skin. Doesn’t appear she needs to tear women down to feel better about herself. She’s a little curvy for a Housewife but she’s fine with it. She makes jokes on herself about it. I don’t know! I just liker her!
A Jen and Sharrief scene that is going to annoy me because Sharieff kisses her lyin criminal ass, and it pisses me off. I’m hoping he’ll soon be single. He takes her to some trampoline indoor park thing.
Jesus Christ I can just imagine if I was with my ex-husband, and was running some shady fucking business, scamming people out of their money. He’d be throwing me to the wolves. I mean, he screamed and yelled at me for existing so this would have been interesting. This would be different scenario that what Jen is experiencing let’s just say. I remember losing my job many years ago because they brought some new dude in, that literally cleaned out the entire company, and we all lost our jobs. He was yelling at me over that. And here’s Sharieff telling Jen she’s wonderful constantly after she’s busted by the Feds for stealing money from customers and delivering NO service. Cool.
Help me to understand. Does she suck a mean d*** or what? Maybe that’s what I did wrong.
She tells him about some Insta account making fun of her and Lisa that Angie’s husband started. Who cares. What the hell does she expect from people? She steals and lies. Suck it up woman!!
She knows what it’s like to be accused of something that you didn’t do. Oh Lordy this bitch has NO fucking shame. Lock her up and throw away the key! Her big big issue is that the page is called ‘Shah Exposed.’ Well woman that’s your fucking name. No he didn’t call it ‘Jen Exposed’ because there are about a gazzilion women on the planet named ‘Jennifer.’
Maybe you should have thought about your ‘family name’ BEFORE you started a business scamming elderly people out of their SSI ! Wow !! This bitch is getting me all cranked up. It’s too early for this shit!
“You just humiliated and disrespected my entire family” she says, about this Harrington dude.
NO JEN ! YOU disrespected and humiliated your entire family. And yes it’s at your expense! You’re the one that did the shit! And dragged your employees down with you, that I guess you actually expected to lie on your behalf? I don’t get her at all.
So is it just me or is super easy going, as Lisa referred to him last season, when she was barking out instructions while he was getting his pic taken for his prom, little Jack Barlow had enough of his mom, and is sort of turning into a Lisa?? Seemed like he was more like his dad last season. Might just be the teenage angst thing, but he seems really aloof, and not into humoring Lisa at all anymore.
He’s still hanging onto his belief that he might not want to do college and concentrate on Fresh Wolf.
Why don’t they maybe compromise with online courses, so it’s less time consuming, and he could still get a degree? Then it would be easier to work on both. And not have all of the distractions of living on a college campus? Just my two cents. He seems not afraid to tell Lisa like it is.
I think if she tries to get into his prom picture this year like she did last year, he might just tell her to fuck off. Where’s little Henry? We haven’t seen him at all. Just Jack lippin off to his mom. I’m not mad at it.
John is carrying around a fucking Big Gulp plastic soda cup. I’ve never seen anyone over the age of 20 carry those around. “It’s not something I can dabble in” he tells her when she asks if he’s thought about it at all. He’s reading online opinions about people who suggest taking a different route like internships or mentoring. John suggests he reads opinions of people on the other side.
Lisa tells him it’s more like the life experience of how to live on your own, she says “I didn’t grow up with a mom that cooked.” Okay not to copy Andy, but soooo much to unpack here in this statement.
Jack: “I didn’t grow up with a mom who cooked either.” With an eff you expression on his face.
Lisa didn’t like that comment too much. But oh well. She tells it like it is.
First of all, she walked right into that one. And kudos to Jack for pointing out that’s a really stupid statement while making her aware of his disdain of growing up eating fast food every day of his life.
Second or third of all, back to the statement being stupid, you want to spend thousands and thousands of dollars sending a kid to college that doesn’t want to be there, to teach him how to make shit in the microwave and do his laundry? Why don’t you just get him a cheap apartment in the next town over?
And lastly, how in the Sam fucking hell did her mom have six fucking kids and didn’t cook? Like did they order pizza and fast food every day? For six kids?? And if you grew up like that, which sounds awful by the way, wouldn’t you want to do better for you own family? I kind of wonder about the four sisters, and if they cook for their kids. You don’t have to be a gourmet cook, and research recipes every day, but you should at least prepare food of some sort. Remember last season she said “I want to learn how to make eggs? ”I wonder how that’s going. Didn’t she learn that in college, since it teaches you know, life skills. Maybe she was absent on egg cooking day. Does she realize a monkey could cook a fucking egg?
Remember when she made the egg comment, she had gotten some portable grill thing and those poor boys were having fucking hors d’oeuvres for dinner. She was so proud of herself though.
He wants to work for himself and make his own money he tells them.
She then asks if he wants to go out for some food, “because you know I’m not gonna make it for ya.”
She laughs at her own joke. Jack doesn’t look amused. Jesus someone make this kid a steak and a baked potato. Two very easy things to cook, that take almost zero actual skill. This is so sad. No wonder he’s so freaking skinny.
Whitney and Justin, another super unbothered easy going dude, that says nothing to this broad about her bad behavior and embarrassment, that she causes the family.
So apparently, and I do recall reading about this when it happened early in the year, Justin has gotten shitcanned from his job due to that extremely racy bedroom scene, that Whitney thought was a good idea. And so did Justin I guess, because he participated. But we do know this is Whitney’s brain child.
While I do appreciate her sexual freedom, it’s not a bad thing, as long as she’s faithful to her husband (at least as far as we know, unlike the first one, so we’ll see) and I’m sure Justin doesn’t mind either. But there is a point where you have to be an adult, and realize you have two young kids, Justin has grown kids, Justin has/had a corporate job.
It’s just not appropriate. If she wants to play adult film start then she should give up her kids, and go be an adult film star.
If they wanted to do that little fun thing on camera, it should have been their own filming, with their little ring light (which I’m sure Whitney has, in every room) and kept private.
That scene was too racy for 8 or 9 pm, when kids are awake and flicking around. Or maybe a mom wants to watch it with school age kids, that may be not sitting and watching, but walking around the house, or in the room. Is this the shit she would want HER kids to see on regular TV? Don’t answer that. She probably wouldn’t care.
Justin discusses with her being bombarded by messages of co-workers wanting to know what’s going on as far as him getting let go. She talks in her yap about it, focusing on HER of course and how SHE was “having a hard day” the day he got let go. What? She couldn’t find her fire engine red lipstick and the right clubbing outfit to hang around the house in during the day?
I guess Justin was like “I’ll raise you your hooker lipstick dilemma, I just got fired because of you.”
They move the convo to the living area as clueless Whitney bitches in her yap about “what about our lifestyle? Never freaking mind you just caused your husband to lose his job. What about my fucking lifestyle!! “Do I need to sell all my purses, what does this mean?” wow.
He’s making a post for clarification and seems to be in some sort of denial that this is her fault, because he’s not like annoyed with her.
He cries about it like a bitch. Well tough titties Susie. Don’t be banging your wife on national TV stupid! I think MOST companies who had a high up employee would not appreciate someone that is representing their company, doing this juvenile shit. Justin you’re too fucking old for this, no offense!
Am I being too harsh? It’s just that when grown ass adults, a dude in his 50’s, can’t even use the ‘in your twenties, you do dumb shit’ excuse, makes such a stupid ass decision, it’s hard to feel sorry for him. His ex-wife is probably laughing her ass off, and he deserves it.
“You lead the entire sales force.” Whitney points out. Well not anymore thanks to you.
He says he knew there were rumblings, but the conversation itself was still a shock. Should it have been though? Did he watch that scene?? Whitney was even making moaning noises as if they were in the process. Bravo could have always opted to not air it. But you know, sex sells.
And just when you think this convo can’t get any more cringy, and you can’t want to slap them across the head, and say “what the hell were you thinking?” Justin recounts the convo to her, that this is because “Whitney is a public figure.” I doubt they referred to her as a ‘public figure’ but let’s just play along.
Pretty sure there was more to that sentence such as, “Whitney is a public figure, and has you doing sex acts on TV, and you’re an embarrassment.” Not to mention, is this not a very conservative fucking area ?? Like Hello??? This isn’t California.
Of course he’s one of these ‘tiptoe around you’ husbands that’s afraid to hurt your feelings, as opposed to two dudes I was with, that woke up every morning, TRYING to hurt my feelings and piss me off, and make me cry, to be in control of me, and my day, and then turn then turn my reaction against me and call me more names for being upset. Isn’t that a great personality trait?
You know, dudes that were ignored by their mommies, and take their pathetic mommy issues out on you. For fun. It’s for fun. Don’t knockk it. Dudes picking on girls are great guys and not big fucking pussies at all!
Anywho, Whitney latches onto that ‘public figure’ rhetoric and says “really??” Justin: “yeah that was how the conversation started…” (but how did it end Justin, because you know we want to spare her feelings here, and not point out she’s a fucking ho and train wreck)
“So the fact that your wife has a career and is successful you can no longer work here.” Does shereally think this is what was said??
Is this shit for real. Who the hell wants to bang their heads together? I mean when part of your ‘successful housewife career’ entails walking around almost naked on TV, and having your husband doggie style you on camera for the whole world to witness, then yeah, that could be frowned upon. Who thinks Justin wanted her to take some accountability here?
“It is normal to want to be intimate with your husband, I think the final straw was when we did the “love is art.” Yeah if that’s what we’re calling now, Whitney I think it’s safe to say that pretty much sealed it, if not the actual reason for his dismissal.
“Yeah that can be cringy but I’m frickin proud of that.” what?? This got your husband fired, it was completely inappropriate, and you’re proud of it? For a sec there I thought she was going to take accountability.
Whitney makes this about her now, and her fucking childhood issues, and the Mormon issues, and insists that she doesn’t even have anything to feel guilty about. I’m sure that’s exactly what Justin wants to hear. She better step it up, peddling her stupid face cream, which is more than likely Neutrogena in a different package, and twice the price.
Whatever Whitney. I wonder if he found another job, it’s with a company that is okay with their employees doing soft porn. Maybe a porn or sex toy company took him in.
Beauty Lab is having a staff meeting and will be opening another location. Another thing I love about Heather. She’s a fucking boss bitch! R unning an ACTUAL legit business. Not some face cream scam, or some underground crime operation. Heather talks to her business partner about her book, she’s missing deadlines apparently. She’s worried what her family will think. Who cares. Why are we making excuses for not wanting to be a part of this fucking cult??
So apparently, Lisa Barlow having the warm fuzziness and empathy of a porcupine, for whatever reason, guess since she’s mad at Heather, thanks to Whitney over that stupid very Whitney argument about whether or not she has side dudes, decided to post Heather’s dad’s obit from last year, along with the text message where she asked her how he was doing, to defend herself against the accusation of texting Heather after he had already passed. I think that one very long sentence.
Isn’t there anything better she has to do with her time? Like learning how to make a fucking dippy egg? (crack an egg into a frying pan, it’s pretty easy)
Heather clarifies that he hadn’t actually died the day of that text, he was in Hospice and not doing well, and gets a message from Lisa “hope your dad’s feeling better!” It was shortly after that, he passed away, but she needed the world to know that she was right.
When actually most viewers forgot about it like five minutes later after the reunion when this was shared. It wasn’t really that important. Typical reunion finger pointing and “she said this and she posted that and Oh my God.”
Honestly if she and Lisa were not close, how was Lisa to know how badly her father was doing the day she sent the text. But also, since Lisa was unsure, she maybe could have worded it a little better such as “I’m thinking of your and your family.” Posting her dad’s obituary to prove a point WAS a little sadistic, I must agree with Heather on that.
Okay so our new bestie duo that most viewers are super confused as to why, but it’s Housewives, so we just roll with it, or try to, are meeting up for yoga. It’s pretty obvi Whitney is buddying up with Lisa because she’s mad at Heather, and she knows Lisa and Heather don’t get along. You know how 6everyone wants her to be ‘Nancy Drew.’ How about if she plays Nancy Reagan and puts some clothes on??
Yoga eems like an odd choice for an activity with Lisa if you’re wanting to suck up to her. Whitney knows how non-spiritual, and non- exercising Lisa is. She clarifies in her yap she’d rather be at Taco Bell or shopping.
She’s holding her leg up and wants to know, is this right? I miss yoga. I kind of never started back at the classes at my gym after the gym was closed in 2020. After it reopened, they were slow to bring back the yoga classes, and when they finally did, I just never got regrouped again and put it back on my schedule. I do have a yoga app that I do here and there at home. I’m bad with home exercising though.
She does ‘thread the needle’ and which isn’t complicated “is that right it feels weird.”
It’s yoga Lisa, it’s supposed to feel weird. Don’t worry, you can get your Big Slurp and donuts soon. She probably stopped at Target for this ugly work out outfit on the way there. Or Wal-mart.
Whitney shares that Justin left his company. Lisa plays dumb when she already knows since it was blasted all over the place shortly after it happened. I remember not being surprised. Not sure why Whitney is being so cryptic when she should know it was everywhere by this point.
In her yap she seems to be trying to justify herself, and says “Justin was part of a company that was shit.”
No, he was part of a company with standards and a code of ethics, Whitney.
They discuss this thing with Lisa how she tweeted Heather’s dad’s obit, and why she would have done that.
Lisa said she was proving the lie. What’s with these ladies and the ‘lying’ thing. Couldn’t it sometimes be, just a mistake on dates, or not remembering something exactly?
Why the constant “YOU LIED!!” So dramatic.
So Heather was confused as to if her dad was on his deathbed, or had died when she got your stupid text. Could it be she didn’t have her phone on her at that moment, and when she SAW the message, he had died?? Like this is getting so ridiculous.
Lisa: “Did I go about it the wrong way??
Also Lisa: “One hundred percent, I should have picked up the phone and called her” (the Salt Lake question & answer thing)
Whitney: “you can still call her.”
Lisa: “think I’m just gonna show up to the choir audition.”
Meredith and Seth have a date. If she starts stroking his hair and baby talking again I’m out!
They’re meeting Angie H and her husband, who literally looks like this scary elf Christmas decoration from the thrift store that I was at yesterday. (I’ll have to model my $10 coat, it has a 60s vibe!) This guy was looking at it, and asked if I thought it was creepy and I said no, although it was a little creepy, kind of cute, but also kind of creepy. Guys, this dude looks like that creepy elf thing! (the guy did buy it based on my opinion of it not being creepy – he was getting it for his wife. It was only $3.00 so if she hates it, he’s only out three bucks, I pointed out.) They owe me comission on that $3.00.
So back to the show. Wow and Angie is so pretty. What is she doing with this overweight gnome? Yikes. Is he rich?? Well, I guess so since they live in an ancient castle. They share that they’re parents of a toddler, and he’s 52 and she’s forty.
He looks super annoyed she outed him for being 52. Guys usually don’t get annoyed about that. I think that was actually nice of her to point that out, because he looks at least 62.
Angie immediately goes into full defensive mode and denies the sexual favors discussion at the game. She does admit that in private she and Whitney had conversed about it, sort of, but she maintains she didn’t say it was for sexual favors. I think maybe she didn’t use the phrase ‘sexual favors’ is the only truth to her story. Maybe she said it without saying actually saying it. Or just used different phrasing. I think something was said maybe in passing at the game, that she’s either denying or doesn’t recall, and Heather I believe just doesn’t recall.
The super sized leprechaun (maybe it’s baby weight) says that he approached John at the game, and John told him to get the fuck away from him.
Now an infamous Housewife Insta argument, that seems to be the common thing now. Who else is tired of the Instagram and Twitter fights between the Housewives? Don’t they feel so silly at their ages having these social media fights constantly?
So in an “immature moment” please don’t judge him he says, he created a fake Insta account.
Meredith looks at him like she’s judging him. Angie says he was standing up for her because she was being attacked in the media. I’m not following exactly what’s going on here. It’s all tied to these ‘rumors’ about Lisa sleeping around I guess.
Meredith says that she thinks Lisa is doing the same thing, and makes him feel like it was okay since “he owned it.” Well, still not okay.
Heather visits Jen and she has blow up aliens all around her rental. Why wouldn’t she? She says sh e threw a birthday party for a five year old, and the theme was aliens. This is kind of random. Who? What five year old? She doesn’t say, Heather doesn’t ask. Is this what she’s doing for money now? Throwing kids’ birthday parties in her teeny tiny 4000 SF rental?? They continue to talk about the aliens.
(alien pic or use as cover)Auditions for her choir thing are to be the following day. Jen goes right in with telling Heather about Chris Harrington creating the Insta account of ‘Shah exposed.’ See this is where I’m confused. 8Thought he created it to defend his wife? How is Jen involved in this? I’m not rewinding, I need to get this done.
So Chris called Jen, and admitted it and apologized. “Why did you name it Shah exposed?” she asked him.
“It was available so I took the name.”
So it wasn’t necessarily that he was trying to go after Jen? He just needed a catchy name??
Heather is confused how to handle since she is friends with Angie. I wonder if she’ll start having a screaming crying meltdown fit at the next gathering, that she has been put in the middle, and she’s Nancy Drew, like Whitney did in Arizona with Meredith and Lisa. No, she won’t because Heather is an actual grown-up.
Lisa is practicing ‘Away in a Manger’ to John. John says “that’s totally off.” She looks pissed.
John gets the same look of disgust that Jack got for pointing out she doesn’t cook for the fam. Check out how all of Lisa’s dudes are standing up to her, and not just telling her what she wants to hear. I’m not hating it.
Thought this was a choir audition, but for some fucking reason Whitney and Angie are doing a “When the Saints Come Marching In’ dance routine. Because this is Whitney, and she’s not happy unless all eyes are on her at all times. So of course, she can’t just stand there and sing ‘Away In a Manger.’ That’s like crazy talk. Was there routine supposed to be in any type of unison? Because it’s like, not.
They need John or Jack here to tell them it sucked. Justin would tell her it was stellar. Well, anyway, they’re so proud of it, and high five each other.
Heather arrives to the choir venue, and is really excited. I love her boots. She says there is an impressive panel of judges. So I’m guessing she is trying to set this up as an American Idol type of set. Meredith arrives.
She says in Meredithy voice, “I’m not singggggggggginggggggggg, I’m a judge!”
Jen arrives and is busting on the whole event already. Looks like all of the contestants are Heather’s cousins. I feel like she is holding the auditions as kind of a ritual. And everyone is going to be accepted.
I can’t imagine that many people really even want to do this, (as we see by the short line) so if she wants enough voices for a whole ass choir, she should probably take what the hell she can get, and lose the ‘auditions.’
I would be under the assumption that someone showing up for a choir audition to sing a capella in front of a panel of judges, most likely has enough singing ability, for this low budget, just for fun choir. I don’t think she expects people to be singing Mariah Carey caliber. Just saying. I could be wrong. I don’t think I’m wrong. When have you known me to be wrong?
It’s kind of funny how it just so happens that every one of the wives can sing. I can’t imagine this on any other franchise. I mean on RHONY, we even had a housewife who called herself a singer, and performed live, and is the worst fucking singer. Ever. I think you know who I mean.
Jen enters killing Amazing Grace. Maybe she can join a choir in jail.
Whitney and Angie arrive looking ridiculous. The very plain minimalist chick in line in front of them, that could not be dressed any worse for her body type, looks annoyed at their existence.
Everyone turns around to look, which is what they wanted. They do know ‘choir’ singers don’t usually do dance routines?Meredith and Jen, who thought they were judges are now demoted, or promoted, depending on how you look at it, to Ryan Seacrest and his assistant.
And the very bad news is that Jen has the megaphone again. Whitney and Angie look like the Bobbsey Twins. Jen is pissed Angie is here.
Whitney and Angie practice their silly routine on the sidewalk.
