What is with wearing sunglasses when they don’t wear make-up?? Come on girls – chill out !! We don’t care that you don’t have make-up on. Or if you’re that worried, take two minutes and throw on some mascara and blush. Would look a lot less strange than walking around the house in sunglasses.
They’re splitting up for their daytime social activities. Let’s hope Whitney behind the wheel of this ATV goes better than when Tamra tried it on OC ! Ya know I was thinking when Tamra got behind the wheel of that thing, this may not go well. She’s not the most coordinated. And she was flooring that thing. And I was right. They crashed. And of course Vickie is the one that got hurt. (allegedly) The worst one to get injured.
So Whitney and Jen are ATVing, Heather and Lisa horseback riding, and Mary, Meredith, and Jennie are going to a spa. (I would be going to the spa as well! would need some spa R&R putting up with these crazy bitches!)
Why isn’t Whitney wiping the dirt beard from her face ? So did she really ask if she looked like she was eating ass? It would be a cold day in hell before I went down on a dude’s ass. Gross !!
Heather and Lisa discuss Meredith’s father’s service and what day it was actually on. The day they left for the Vale trip, (when the arrest went down) or the previous day. This is so fucking important to these ladies!! Again as previously stated, when she got asked 27 times why she didn’t take the bus on this trip, she didn’t want to ride with you crazy asses! But I think their minds are going to that dark place of Meredith being responsible for her arrest.
Maybe she was ??
Which I don’t get why they don’t just let go? Why does it matter ? If Jen Shah was really ripping off elderly people on SSI, who cares how the popo found out ?? If she was scamming your parents or grandparents, wouldn’t you want her arrested and held accountable ??? Missing the point !!! Reminds me a lot of the Erika saga on Beverly Hills. The point was not whether or not “Erika knew” (yeah right, she knew the inner workings of her husband’s huge law firm and how clients’ winnings were appropriated) My God, This woman barely knows her own name. The issue was more that – #1 -she didn’t give two shits about clients that Tom ripped off to make sure her excessive spending needs were met. She constantly pouted and whined about how this was affecting her, and #2 – she should have been on the hook for either parting with her extravagant items purchased with said stolen funds, or having to pay back some of the stolen funds, which she was MOST certainly benefiting from over the years.
So back to my original point WHO THE EFF CARES WHO TATTLED TO THE FEDS on Shady Shah !!!
Whitney and Jen chat after the ATV ride, and decide last night was too damned boring, when they were dancing, laughing and getting along, and are going to stir up Meredith having a vendetta against Jen. Again.
Mary, Jennie and Meredith are at the spa. Mary won’t disrobe for the massage for whatever reason. Maybe she’s bashful. Jennie thinks that’s weird. I guess it’s kind of weird.
They reminisce about the previous night. Mary hopes for a repeat – but rest assured there will NOT be.
Meredith scolds Jennie for telling Jen something she said in confidence – I forget. The Salt Lake gals are getting on my nerves a little. This show is getting on my nerves a little. I would say same shit, different day, except it is aired every Sunday. So same shit, different Sunday. Jennie apologizes for whatever.
Jennie addresses her issue with weirdo Duy. Still this Sister Wife thing is an issue I assume ? Duy refuses to go to therapy with her. Again whatever. Duy is a disgusting fucking creep. Divorce the loser already.
They ask Mary how Robert is doing ? She gets all freaky. Saying she doesn’t know Jennie well enough to say ‘yeah he’s doing fine.’ ( I doubt she even talked to him since she’s been gone) Maybe that is why she’s annoyed. She leaves the group due to this traumatic event. Of being asked if she talked to her husband.
Back at the house, there is a cinco de mayo party being planned by Jen Shah , to honor Mary calling her a “Mexican thug.”
Meredith approaches Whitney that if Jen is paying for the dinner, she will not attend, due to Jen ‘allegedly’ being a scammer, and the federal indictment etc etc etc… Meredith’s weird faces and stupid weird voice. I’m really really over it.
Whitney says she thought that ‘the husbands’ (aka Bravo) were paying for it. So is she attending now ? Whitney looks off to the side as if this conversation is idiotic or something. Which it’s definitely NOT.
Dinner is served complete with Mariachi Band. Jen has gifts for all. Meredith is making weird Meredithy faces. Well actually that’s her normal face now. She always looks like she’s having a stroke. Also side note. She’s having way too much work done. She literally looked like Caitlyn Jenner on WWHL. Her eyes were pulled to the sides of her face, and her face was stuffed with fillers like a turkey. I just don’t think a 70 year old man converted to a woman is the look she was going for. Maybe she wanted the Khloe, but got the Caitlyn instead ?? Happens all the time, I’m sure.
Everyone is dressed very festive, and in good spirits, as Jen distributes those lovely and very expensive snowflake necklaces that were purchased prior to the arrest, if you all recall that episode. Well, at least we know these aren’t ‘second hand’ or cast-offs like Mary’s gifts.
Mary is crabby again, and leaves. She was JUST in a good mood ! She was smiling !!! I have the photo to prove it:
She says she’s cold. Whitney says, “can you bring a blanket please?” Mary is very honest and doesn’t even pretend to be nice. She says, “probably not.” When Mary is gone, Meredith of course defends Mary’s weirdness at the spa, as not blaming her for not wanting to answer Jennie’s question. She goes on to explain, but I think I was looking at the dust on my coffee table. Maybe I’ll take care of that tomorrow. So do we think that Mary has something on Meredith ? This constant up her ass, no matter what she does or says, is getting out of hand.
For fuck’s sake girl, bitch just asked was HOW IS YOUR FAMILY DOING? and Mary freaked. Great, She returns. Most likely because she’s hungry. Not sure if she brought the blanket or not.
“Mary, do you like Jennie ??” what?? are we in third grade??
Heather says something about the husbands paying for the trip . Mary tells Heather “you don’t have a husband.” Then of course, the inevitable “fuck you. you’re married to gramps!” She did walk right into that.
Jen is getting (triggered) when Lisa says she wants everyone to get along. We are revisiting the bus argument and we know how that turned out. Jen storms off. More of who likes and does not like whom. Yes I’m serious.
Now Meredith and Lisa argue. Lisa calls Mary fake. Mary says she’s fake because she eats Taco Bell.
Meredith doesn’t defend Lisa. As usual.
Lisa calls out Mary and her church and says everyone is leaving because they don’t understand who/what/where they’re praying too.
This is starting to get extra extra weird. More of the same. Whitney points out she has a church congregation, and it’s weird she says she cares for no one. They never really refer to her as a minister or anything like that, which i always think is strange. Is it a Mormon thing ?
Whitney to Mary – ‘I don’t understand why you don’t want to be friends with Jennie.’
Whitney, who is desperate for the cameras as usual, brings up the validity of Meredith’s father’s memorial service. Again. That overlapped with the Vale trip, AGAIN. After she freaked out about it two nights earlier. Meredith and Lisa argue more, and Lisa runs to her room, and goes on this rant we’ve all been hearing about.
Lisa in the bedroom on the phone (I assumed) – but then I saw on Twitter, (some people pay more attention to details than I do) that you can see a reflection of a dude in the mirror, when she opens the door. Producer I assume ? Maybe that’s who she was screaming to ? Why would he be in her room? Anyway, screaming that Meredith ‘fucked half of New York!!‘ (not to nitpick but is it New York or just NYC? This has me intrigued. Was she like flying there every weekend or what ? No one in Utah or closer to bang? ) And calling her a ‘cheating, garbage whore‘ (as opposed to a PROSTITUTION WHORE !!) who can’t even buy a house!!!!!
Then she emerges out of the bedroom, in her bra, and throws her mike at a camera dude.
The End. (Wish it really was the end.)
I’m ready to get to the reunion to make fun of the horrific dresses. Who’s with me??
