We left last week with Stacey on the hot seat as to whether or not she and Chris Samuels had a thing, and if they did, what’s she so agitated about?
He’s single, she was single. What the hell’s the big deal?
Monique has a some shit on her phone she’s very proud of. Stacey still looks like she wants to puke.
Whatever it is, it can’t be aired for whatever reason, so it’s a big bleep for us. Probably because it’s Chris talking and he has a cease and desist that she can’t talk about him on the show?
Is it Chris telling Monique that Stacey tattled on him that Monique was filming with their kids, which he was not allowing??
That’s a thing with the scorned whiny pissy ex’s of Housewives.
They know the ladies want to have their kids on camera with them, so they get a court order not allowing it. Honestly for no other reason, other than to be assholes. They don’t give a fuck if these kids are on the show or not.
You think it has anything to do with any moral beliefs that they think the kids being filmed for the show is harmful to them? No. Although it’s probably not the best either, but that’s not their motive. They just need to do whatever possible to be in a pain in the ass since their panties are all in a bunch that they got dumped. And I will die on tht fucking hill.
Stacey Bible swears that she did not communicate anything with Chris having to do with Monique’s kids, and why would she ever even do that?
Andy and the ladies point out, why would Chris make that up?
Yes, why indeed.
She continues to swear up and down she’s not guilty of whatever was on the recording.
You want to believe her, but my GOD, she’s been lying so much. So, I don’t.
I believe the reason why she may have been meddling in Monique and Chris’ messy divorce, is to suck up to Chris, because she wanted him to bone her. And perhaps she’s just nosy and unfulfilled in her life, and gets off sticking her face in other women’s private business. Kind of like someone I know.
She contradicts herself saying she “hasn’t been in contact with Chris” however she showed Monique a text message he had sent her earlier in the season, when she was trying to prove he was sort of chasing after her, and she was declining.
Yeah, I don’t believe that for a second.
Andy says he likes to watch the ladies’ expressions and body language, (then he should be fully aware that Stacey is lying) as he tells Wendy he was watching her, and she seemingly was giving Stacey some looks as she was denying blabbing to Chris.
Wendy delivers a bunch of fucking gibberish in response to that. I have no idea what she said. Later we see why she didn’t just answer the fucking question and tell Andy she knows Stacey is lying.
They for sure have the infamous ‘Housewife alliance’ formed, where they are not budging when it comes to incriminating each other.
I don’t know whose name is being bleeped out. I thought it was Chris’ but maybe not because the others are saying his name. Unless it’s just Monique that’s not allowed to say it. Who knows.
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Switching gears to trips and hosting etiquette, so we know what’s coming now. First off to get addressed, is that she had the group split between her house and the rental.
And then of course the no water thing. Angel again apologizes. There’s not much more she can do about it. I mean, let’s just let it go already.
Getting lost: This girl again explains what was already made clear on the episode, that someone ‘dropped her a pin’ as to the location, and it was the wrong one. Can we move on?? It didn’t hurt these bitches one bit to have to struggle for a change. Jesus Christ. Shut up.
It’s way past time for Gizzy, the forever grimacing grumpy see you next Tuesday, to stop bullying this chick around. It’s getting awkward to watch, and it’s weird. Absolutely horrific behavior of a grown-ass fucking woman. How hateful do you have to be??? I wish her face would freeze like that! Not to be cliche.
Jassi is dismissed, thank God. Looking at her in that ugly skin tight frock, you can tell she can’t fucking breath. Not to mention she’s so unpleasant and unlikable. Girl bye.
Literally all she did was sit there scowling, slinging meaningless insults.
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Do we need Karen here? Bravo seems to think we do. From what I understand she is now taking no accountability for having any type of alcohol problem, even though Andy dragged it out of her in that stupid interview.
She changed her mind. Now she’s NOT an alcoholic.
Then why’d ya go to rehab woman? Hope someone asks that.
And true to form, she enters the reunion stage acting arrogant as fuck, pretending to be joking that someone was sitting in her seat.
Okay, Karen. Like seriously. She has the best name.
I do have to agree with her though, she had been watching and wanted to advise Angel to tell Gizzy to go fuck herself.
That’s exactly what she needed to do to shut that hag up. Gizelle even agrees.
Karen starts grilling Stacey on her lies and inconsistencies. Is she really one to talk? No, but okay.
Andy asks about her sobriety journey, and she says something about being in recovery for ‘all levels of life.’ Whatever the FUUUUUCK that means.
You see what she’s doing? Minimizing that she’s an alcoholic, and that’s what lead to four DUI’s over the course of her adult life.
Ten bucks says she starts blaming her parents’ passing several years ago.
Andy goes right in. I’m kind of surprised, and brings up how she wasn’t comfortable referring to herself as an alcoholic in their one-on-one, and isn’t it a requirement of recovery to own that?
I thought she’d beat around the bush, but she answers nope, she’s not an alcoholic, and that’s her choice to feel that way. Technically, yeah it is her choice, but it’s probably an indication that she may not stop drinking.
I just don’t get why she’s at the reunion.
I’m sure this is a good indication that she’s returning next season.
I like how she owns this Legal Seafood place as being one of her day drinking spots, since it was twenty years ago, but refuses to admit to the more recent hangout that Wendy knew about, via an employee there. That one, she denies.
Karen and Wendy start haggling over Karen calling her mom a witch. Her mom is a fucking witch.
I feel like Karen is feeling superior to Wendy since looks like Wendy’s going to jail too. And hopefully for longer. I’m sure Karen feels like Wendy’s offense is worse than hers, since Wendy’s accusation is a whole carefully (or so they thought) planned-out scheme.
Everything is a competition for these women. Even like whose the worse criminal.
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Wendy’s turn again to answer to her recent ‘activities.’
Production is being a little catty, but I’m totally here for it, as they flash on scenes of Wendy bragging about all the money they have. As we now know, they had NO money. Wendy was spending it as fast as it was being made. Every single thing they purchased was on credit cards.
Happy Eddie PROBABLY was turning a profit, it seemed, but I’m sure Eddie borrowed a large sum of money to get it started.
So was it really profit? Not really. It was a new business. It’s normal to have to put money into it. Wendy didn’t get that. None of her four degrees are business-related, clearly. They’re all fluff degrees. I get it she worked hard for them, but they serve no purpose in the real world. Clearly.
Wendy had her mom convinced they were rolling in money, when they were actually rolling in debt.
Wendy tries to sell that the ladies’ opinions don’t really matter to her. Which is of course a lie, because if their opinions didn’t matter to her, she wouldn’t be in this mess.
For fucks sake! Wendy is seriously going to sit here with a straight face and claim her house was broken into?
This dummy legit admitted guilt in the scene with her and Eddie moping and crying that she didn’t think their actions (staging a robbery) would lead to handcuffs.
So she goes into this whole thing about the house being robbed. And of course she plays the ‘kids’ card. When the cops were at her door, she was immediately worried about her kids.
We get it Wendy – between April of 2024 when your reported the ‘burglary’ and filming in the spring/summer of 2025 you didn’t know they were on to you because at that point you THOUGHT you were getting away with it.
Karen advises Wendy to stop talking. I would say that’s good advice. But I would also say the damage is already done from the scene filmed in her house with Happy Eddie. Swear to God he was actually was smirking during that convo.
Wendy feels like everything she has divulged is fine, and I guess I can see why she feels that way, since she’s corroborating her bullshit fucking ‘burglary’ story.
It’s just a bad look because she’s fucking lying, as Karen tries to explain to her.
Andy asks how her mom and sister have reacted to their arrest. Of course they’re ‘rallying.’ They don’t want their money train to go away.
They should be realizing it’s most likely gone at this point, but who knows. They don’t seem very smart either.
Eddie’s family is supporting them? Who hates Wendy? I find that hard to believe. They’re probably supporting Eddie since she’s the one that couldn’t stop blowing money that they didn’t have and got them into this mess.
Andy gives a great narrative of Wendy’s lifestyle, describing how she was buying pricey shit for her greedy wacko mom, renovating their house, buying expensive over the top clothes for the show… Were you perhaps trying too hard to keep up in image??
That’s exactly it. For once he speaks up and isn’t afraid to state the truth.
She’s not liking this too much, but tough titties. You reap what you sow.
She has no real response to that. “That’s on them” (the viewers.) Okay Wendy. It’s really not any skin off of our nose, because we’re not going to prison, you are.
Andy really is stepping up. He addresses their 67 credit cards, all of them maxed out, in multiple aliases and names. She corrects that to those fake names only being used ‘for packages and deliveries.’
Okay Wendy. So we’re supposed to believe that when she just lied that there really was a burglary?
Andy presses on.
“You have no money and are in substantial debt.”
She denies that too, and calls that “their opinion” (the Feds, who have done a deep dive into their finances because it is now evidence of a crime.)
It’s not an opinion Wendy Four Degrees, it’s a fact.
She does admit that this has been a strain on her marriage. I am sure, as things begin to look more and more bleak, one of them is really pissed off at the other.
Assuming the one whose initial idea it was, is getting blamed. I hope that does come out, because I’m incredibly curious.
He even asks if they have a plan for the kids should they both get convicted. Not sure if you’ve heard or not, but an updated story broke today, that they have now decided to be tried separately, when initially they made it a whole thing to get approval to be tried together.
Furthermore, Eddie declined the ‘speedy trial’ option (within six months of indictment) and Wendy did not.
That tells me they know they’re going to jail, and perhaps this is to ensure that they’re sentences are staggered.
I would have thought Wendy would have been the one to put hers off though.
And that they now want separate trials, it also tells me that they may have turned on each other.
Perhaps whose ever idea it was, has agreed to take the blame. I’m sure they’re both going down, but perhaps the instigator of the crime will get a longer sentence.
Andy tells her it don’t look good.
I honestly don’t think he’s trying to be a complete prick, (maybe a little) but he’s genuinely concerned, and wants her to be prepared and stop living in a fucking fantasy. We saw this with Jen Shah, and Wendy’s rhetoric is very similar.
Maybe he’s trying to nudge her to take a plea deal. She’s so fucking stubborn. I’m sure it’s been offered and she has ordered Eddie to refuse it. Because there really was a burglary you know. It’s funny how liars, I swear to God, convince themselves their lies are true.
Andy tells her given her education and supposed morals, this is all very shocking. I paraphrased.
The water works turn on. She weeps and tells Andy he gives great hugs.
Okay Wendy.
I can’t believe he turns to Karen and asks her to give Wendy advice about being locked up. I’m really mad it took me until today to watch this.
Karen rambles with a bunch of gibberish. I think we were looking for some you know, REAL advice, like a don’t-bend-over-for-the- soap, kind of thing.
Don’t eat the eggs.
For the love of God, please don’t yammer on about your fucking bogus degrees.
“If you get real with yourself?” Is that really what you think you did Karen?
Walking in the door bragging how everyone gave you their hair, and how you were the belle of the cell? Couldn’t STFU about yourself, so the family could greet you? Everyone in the jail clamored to be around you? And how you definitely DO NOT have an alcohol problem? THAT’S being real??
Wendy, to me, kind of acts like this is something that just ‘happened’ to her, you know like her actions have nothing to do with her ordeal.
Andy asks all the women what they would do differently, moving forward. I think possibly Ashley in a roundabout way, says not be a cunty little trailer parky punk.
I don’t know what this ‘package’ thing is about but apparently Gizelle didn’t get one, and she sees she could be on the chopping block for never sharing nor showing vulnerability. Shee starts this marathon diatribe about what’s ‘going on in her life.’
Which was a lot of nothing.
Your daughter joining a sorority, while lovely, isn’t what’s going on in YOUR life Gizelle, just FYI. You’re the one on the payroll, not your kids.
I think like Ashley, whose job might also be in danger, she’s also vowing to not be an asshole next season.
Producers must’ve pulled those two aside and said “ya need more that just being a fucking evil cunt.”
Andy looks amused. As we all are. She definitely looks nervous.
Stacey’s reply is humorous as well. Apparently she’s going to stay a bad fucking liar.
Wendy deflects and minimizes her situation, and says “we’re all going through something.”
I didn’t even realize Karen was dismissed.
I was curious when they brought out the champagne if she would be partaking.
