Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 1

Housewife Reunions sure have come a long way – does anyone remember an early RHONY reunion where Ramona was bitching at Andy (unbelievable I know) for not having hair and make up people for them. (I think Andy informed her that she had lipstick on her teeth.) Now they have the whole dang glam squad shebang

I am LO —- VING the pink on the ladies tonight. Andy even followed the rules. As opposed to Beverly Hills Reunion mish mosh, I can’t find one critique, not one single look. They are ALL stunning. They are all such beautiful shades of pink. Mia’s is my favorite, Candiace is my second favorite. But they all look stunning.

Why are they getting so bent out of shape about Mia’s lady part surgery? Mia is getting the interrogation first. She is asked to break down the details of what part exactly got tweaked. So stupid.

A lot of questions about her prior employment prior to marrying Gordon, and now being in charge of the massage/chiropractor businesses. She insists that her success with these franchises has nothing to do with marrying Gordon, and Gordon’s assistance was minimal. She likes to embellish and/or leave out important details. I’m not buying it.

Gizelle is being asked about the phantom – none of your business mystery man, who is now an ex mystery man it seems. Which is fine, she’s out there, she’s “dating.” They’re not all love connections. That’s why we call it dating.

Gizelle is asked the tired old questions and ridicule about the curb appeal and cohesiveness of her house with the additions she is adding, why can’t everyone get over this too? Gizelle is a single mom of threem and doing this all on her own. That is what she needs to say to shut this shit down. How about – “do YOU live there?” if not, “why does this concern you?” “Do you want to pay for alterations to make it suit YOUR taste?” Gizelle wtf, you’re Gizelle, not Sutton. Speak the fuck up.

“This is what I can afford right now, rather than buying a new house.”

SO SUCK IT.

She doesn’t want to admit exactly when she and Jamal called it quits. Timeline not adding up or some shit, who cares. Why can’t she admit this shit. It’s not anything that she did. It’s his dumb ass that should be embarrassed. She tried to go back with the ex. A lot of women have done that. Sadly Gizelle’s ending is the typical ending.

I agree that Gizelle doesn’t want to talk about HERself, and HER relationship issues and failures, but likes to inquire about everyone else’s. A lot. Constantly. Non stop. I know this isn’t exactly a news flash.

Typical Gizelle cannot just say that the was devastated, and hurt that Jamal would SERIOUSLY cheat on her. AGAIN. And making a fool out of her. AGAIN. And I do feel the need to point out, that this guy Jamal, is as MINISTER. A MINISTER. But he cheated on Gizelle when they were married, isn’t that like, one of the ten commandments or some shit ? Isn’t that similar to a cop shoplifting? And he reconciles with her, and cheats on her again? The mother of his three daughters. Not that I’m super religious, but it’s just very very unbecoming (to say the least) behavior of a person of God, who represents a church. And “preaches” to people. Like is he not completely humiliated ? Like do people still attend his congregation?? These are questions that I have.

Karen’s assessment is accurate. She was lonely and this was easier, it seemed. What is with this hypocritical fucking piece of shit, honestly. He should he hanging his head in shame.

Wendy and Karen DO try to shame her because she’s single. They need to go ahead and own that.

Now we’re getting to IRS issues. Is there ever a reunion in history where SOMEONE doesn’t have tax owing issues? What’s so hard about paying your fucking taxes. Jamal owes $800,000, and Karen and is loving it. Karen needs to back it down though. I fail to see the urgency to Gizelle, if they were only together one year of the years he owes for. He’s such a fucking bag of shit, I can’t imagine, even if the IRS does come after her, he wouldn’t take care of anything that involved her. So let’s get this straight, here we have a MINISTER, who is banging bitches left and right from his church, cheating on these ladies, and cheats on his taxes. What church is this ? Is it some kind of cult, that he would actually have people coming to hear his sermons? And look at him as some sort of example? I know he’s not a “housewife” but I feel like we should spend more time on this.

Askale comes out, and immediately disses Gizelle’s fashion choices.

She doesn’t dress THAT bad !! And I consider myself fashionable. I actually think Karen’s fashion kind of blows, not Gizelle’s

Candiace’s turn —whole thing with the husbandger – is getting dissected, filleted, critiqued, and sliced and diced. AGAIN. They continue to ask “if he’s getting paid” which is ridiculous. They’re married. He’s helping her. He doesn’t have to have a music background to handle odds and ends to help her.

Have they watched the show and seeing the type of things he’s doing? Honestly, he seems to me, to be more like an assistant. Who cares. Candiace’s finances are a big hot point and I’m not sure why.

Isn’t that like etiquette 101? Even for someone that you’re good friends with. Did your mom buy you your house? Is she on the deed? Are you paying your husband to assist you ?? and by the way Andy, and ladies, it’s public record who is on the deed to properties. Do you know how to use the internet?

Folded tissue time: Candiace, when asked about her mom and Chris’ relationship. For her mom to be going up to the ladies at the video shoot, gossiping about Chris, and ridiculing him was just shitty. I don’t want to spend a lot of time on it, but it was shitty to do that to your own daughter.

I’ve been saying about Mia’s ‘low budget’ comment. Mia gets questioned that, she shouldn’t be picking on someone for this, because she should know what it’s like to work hard for something.

I think the point that Candiace should make is, it’s ‘low budget’ since you I’m paying for it myself!

Mia is telling Candiace – you spent $10,000, that is low budget, it’s ok. That seems like a huge cop out, because she was saying things like, “don’t invite me to something that’s low budget.” And ridiculing the shoot, and bitching that no one greeted her??? What’s this bitch on ??? It wasn’t like a party or event. They were invited as “extras” to be on a video ??? Mia wanted it to all about her ?? How can you be that much of an asshole?

I’ve seen a lot of remarks and judgment about this on Twitter, about comparing Candaice’s behavior and attitude with Erika’s on Beverly Hills, and how Andy sort of scolds Candiace more.

How’s that working out for you ?” he asks her, regarding her lashing out and name-calling. They thought that would have been a good question for Erika on Beverly Hills. But actually, Erika acting like a nasty old hungry shark on the attack, HAS worked out for her. It has everyone on the show afraid of her, and buying all of her bullshit and lies. Or pretending to.

Threw a piece of lettuce, threw a cruton , threw a salad… Over it.

Mia’s comment, stating that if her Mom relapses, it would be on Candiace? When I saw that I was like fucking What ???? It would be on Candiace if her mom relapses? And I was thinking what Candiace said. Mia is the one that elected to put her fragile, newly clean, Mom on a reality show.

Don’t put that shit on other people.

May not have been the best choice.

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