Gizzy drops in on K in her new condo since she left the house she and King Douchebag Greg shared together. I can’t believe she’s still with him.
Last season he treated her like his fucking maid in their house, ordering her around, and talked down to her constantly like she’s an idiot.
I had his number as soon as he told her mom “she’s doing good” as far as cooking for him and maintaining the house. She’s doing GOOD?? Like she’s your fucking employee?? Plus he just looks like a douche bag with those hollow beady little eyes he has.
Reminds me of someone else I know.
Nosy Gizzy wants to know if Greg ‘stays there’ when she’s showing off her new place, and shows her bedroom. Who asks that? So she basically wants to know if they’re banging there? Sounds like someone needs laid. K reassures Gizelle that and Greg are happy right now and “on the same page.”
Are we going to see him acting like the same old fucking narcissistic miserable scowling fuck head I wonder? Probably.
Gizelle looks at her kind of judgy. She expresses in her yap “Greg is a dude (thought she was going to say douche – that’s much more accurate) that is set in his ways…”
That was entirely too kind, and I’m extremely disappointed in Gizzy for not telling it like it is and calling this asshole out.
She normally has no time for douchey dickwad dudes like he is.
He’s a fucking nasty horrible beady-eyed steaming pile of shit. She is beautiful and a sweet genuine person. She can do WAY better.
K gives Gizzy some background on her feud with Wendy, and how she has been treating her in a snide and dismissive way.
Of course she’s jealous of K. K is actually a normal person not plagued with multiple personality disorders, and she’s gorgeous, not to mention has her own successful business. Naturally Wendy, now the fucking criminal is going to treat her like shit.
K said the first thing out of Wendy’s mouth at this event they’re arguing about because Wendy was unsure as to whether or not she was attending because her kids were supposedly sick, was a snide remark.
I don’t want to say she was lying that her kids were sick, (I wouldn’t put it past her either) but I would say she knew she was attending this event regardless if the kids were sick or not. She would simply order Eddie to stay home with them.
People like her (personality disorders) like to appear aloof and leave you guessing when you ask a simple fucking question that they know the answer to.
So when K sees her at said event that OF COURSE she attended, she says to her “heyyyy oh my Gawwwwd, did d ya do your own makeuuuuuup?” She imitates this new weird cadence Wendy is now doing perfectly.
She sure as FUCK didn’t talk like this in her first few seasons. She spoke like someone that you would believe is a college professor (and not because she reminded us every five minutes.) Her way of speaking was not that of a thirteen-year-old.
This weird Angel character married to the NFL player that I’m sure is cheating on her or will be, immediately defends Wendy and accuses K for not asking about her kid.
You know what? She’s right. K should have asked, but in the same fucking condescending voice that Wendy used. Because the ‘my kids are sick’ was just an excuse to appear aloof, as I said above. But I’m saying it again. Because it’s such an odd trait to have.
Angel is supposedly K’s friend of twenty years. Here we go.
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Angel is having a ‘tranquility’ event at her home.
And will this be tranquil? No it will not. My impression of Angel is that she’s a bitch that will be knocked off of her pedestal very soon.
Not a ‘sound healing’ journey. So tired of these.
Wendy arrives first and has to ‘smell’ the hot towel. This woman is a fucking bonehead.
“The spiked tea is giving get out” (sounded like she said ghetto) she snidely proclaims. What happened to last season’s Wendy, who was trying to rebrand on NOT be a snarky miserable dick?
That’s the Wendy we needed to see this season, in order to save her from even more embarrassment over her greedy criminal behavior we recently learned about.
Gizelle does that thing we do on Housewives to keep things moving and asks in a group setting, addressing two ladies who are at odds “how are we doing? What’s the update?” And it’s always immediately.
Yes, passive aggressive. That’s exactly what Wendy’s childish makeup comment was.
And to be further messy, Gizelle asks if K and Angel are ‘okay’ since K shared with her how she defended stupid Wendy in this conversation.
By the way, I’m sure her makeup was fine. Hey Wendy girl, maybe she doesn’t need sixteen fucking layers of it to look good??
I do think my girl K has a little bit of a quick temper, which I can relate to. Yeah I’m nice and I’m taking your shit, until I’m not. And when I’m not, you know it.
So chin-check:
Yes I suppose it is a fighting term, however I’m pretty sure K meant it not in the literal way. She meant (I assumed) that she firmly addressed her issue with her.
But now it’s a whole fucking thing. Just like you would say “I wanted to smack her when she said that.”
Why do they bring these friends on here just to have them battle each other? This is getting old and tired too, Bravo, if you’re listening.
Mints are being offered with the refreshments as Stacey arrives. That was overly middle school, but whatever. It’s giving Ashley and Gizelle something to talk about. Something ELSE for Ashley, to be fair. She still has her extreme trampness to talk about. Which she wears like a badge of honor.
Wendy is so extra-smug and cocky with all of her critiques and snide sneering remarks, which I’m glad of. It’s so very satisfying. She’s also turned up the notch totally on this evil condescending cackle. Also hilarious given her current plight.
So the ‘tranquility’ circle involves everyone getting their turn at giving a statement. I thought it was going to turn into more of a bitch session.
Of all things, Stacey volunteers to do a ‘cleansing breath.’ Ya know they had me that his breath thing may be organic, until now. That feels like production involvement.
Stacey pulls Ashley aside about questioning the validity of her divorce situation.
She shows a doc on her phone that is clearly not the official divorce decree.
Is she stupid or something, or is the part of the act?
It looks like the document from when the divorce was initially filed. This seems like a weird lie to tell.
Like what the hell is the difference if they reconciled after the divorce was officially finalized or not??
See what I’m saying? It’s like production is having her tell this senseless ‘lie’ that’s neither here nor there, just to get everyone all cranked up.
Ashley seems to think the doc is legit. Of course she does. She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground.
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Gizelle, K, Ashley and Karen’s friend Cookie, visit the Tally-Ho Pizza place. K, in bright red, says she’s “dressed for Karen.” I feel like that should be orange.
Cookie’s got some knockers. I mean KNOCK-ERRRSSS!!
If I recall correctly this eatery was one of Karen’s hang-outs where they met last year for Gizelle to grill Karen about her DUI. Karen pretended she couldn’t discuss it, because she didn’t want to discuss it.
Didn’t she weirdly have the owner assure Gizelle that Karen has never drank in his establishment?
Cookie was with Karen in the courthouse when she received her guilty verdict, so they ask her about it. You know, because they’re ‘concerned.’
I really wish Gizelle and the ladies would just stop with the over dramatizing of their empathy for Karen’s imprisonment situation.
We know they’re enjoying it.
Karen of course does not want any communication with them while she’s away.
She too knows they’re elated and I’m sure wants to skip the phoniness and fakery.
Gizzy asks if she’s possibly getting out early. We now know the answer to that is yes. She got released in early September, six months early. Not sure how she managed that but whatever.
I guess Monique is trying to get back on. Her name comes up when Cookie supposedly gets a text from her now-ex, Chris.
Ashley shares that Stacey had been trying to “get with him.”
Well okay whatever, if she was single and he’s single, (assuming it was before she reconciled with her husband) I don’t think it’s that hot of tea. It’s more of a problem when you’re pursuing a married man.
Maybe it’s a little embarrassing she was aggressively trying to pursue a dude. Women shoudn’t be doing that. It gives desperate. A reach out is fine. If there’s no interest then you quickly STOP.
But there are worse things, like engineering a huge insurance scam.
So Monique does indeed appear in next week’s episode I see. Honestly if Stacey hit up Chris after they were divorced what the hell is it to her? I’m sure she’s seeing someone.
The issue is WHEN YOU ARE BANGING A MARRIED MAN and you’re a hypocritical lying home wrecking piece of shit, that portrays yourself as some sort of fucking moral police.
Anyway, that’s a wrap.
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