What the literal fuck is wrong with Karen?
Before I get into that, I reluctantly wanted to point out how absolutely stunning she looked in the scene. Her skin was glowing. Not a wrinkle or a crinkle in sight. This must’ve been some really fresh Botox. And that contouring? Looks like she spent hours in makeup. And for what?? To sit here and pretend like she and Ray are living in marital bliss and living the dream? Please.
So back to what is wrong with this hag, remember when Wendy was planning on starting a candle line a few years back, and then suddenly Karen was as well, after Wendy told her that’s what she was doing?
Now here we are again with her copy cat bullshit. Stacey is hosting a dog adoption charity, and now suddenly, wants to save the animals too? You can’t make this shit up.
Or was she joking? I really couldn’t tell. If she was trying to be funny, it really didn’t land and she has to be cringing at this yap look. I’m cringing.
Furthermore, while I’m on the subject, I cannot fathom that Ray tolerates her bullshit? Her fucking constant drunken antics and the cheating. Is this like Okay with him?
It’s weird and probably not a compliment to her if he just doesn’t give a fuck.
Don’t you think we’d all understand if he acted a little bit annoyed with her over this latest DUI where she was driving like a maniac while literally blacked-out. Seeing those bodycam videos, she was blacked-out, Otherwise she would have known to just shut the hell up and stop humiliating and incriminating herself further.
Not one single scene of them discussing it. This is what is so annoying about Karen, and I just don’t believe that it’s tolerated.
She’ll somehow get out of jail time I’m sure, but I really do think she needs time to sit and reflect. I’m no fan of Jersey’s Teresa Guidice, but if she sat in a jail cell (aka ‘camp’) while she still had 4 young kids at home, over Joe having her signing fraudulent shit when she had no clue what she was signing, (remember they were cheating the government so… don’t even get me started on that, they weren’t stealing from innocent people like Jen Shah was) then dogonit this bitch should go to jail after two DUI’s and on this recent one, trying to lie to get out of it.
She’s pissed at Stacey and refuses to ‘walk’ in her charity event. Why do all of the Housewife charity events have to be fake fashion shows. It’s dumb and not very creative.
She whines about being stressed about her court case. She should be stressed, because it was a fucking joke and she lost. That attorney legit just took her money knowing she would never ever win based on the footage.
Wendy goes to the White House to meet KJP, who’s now out of her job of carrying around a binder that was as big her, but still knew no answers. Girl, bye.
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Stacey meets an old friend from Chicago and he tries to tell her TJ is a waste of her time. The guy cringes when she like just playfully touches him, and she thinks this is her man?
This ‘best friend’ shit is just so goofy. She sounds like Scheana on VPR, and that is NOT a compliment.
Cornball lol. You know part me is wondering if he’s not discouraging her about a relationship with him is because he wants him for himself?
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Speaking of cringe, why are Ashley scenes so cand awkward and hard to watch?
Is that just me? It’s like she’s trying so hard to portray someone she’s not.
Like you’re not mother of the year Ashley? At all. You suddenly decided to divorce your old rich guy husband like two minutes after the second baby popped out. We have your number. Hearing her bragging about divorcing Michael is difficult to listen to. Not that I think Michael is great, yikes, ick, no, but I just think it’s a bad look for her and she’s too dumb to see that.
I think it’s funny she didn’t get this big payday she thought she was getting. He did buy her this house, but HE’S paying for it and what is giveth can be taken away, and I foresee him doing that very soon after the divorce is final.
I just think she’s trashy, and Michael has her set up in this bougie NORTHERN Virginia fucking neighborhood. For now.
Ashley’s mom is something else. I’m just going to leave that there. This Jessica chick that’s her sister, literally never heard Ashley mention a sister.
Does she know how to talk? She utters not one damned word.
She makes a big announcement that her divorce will be finalized soon.
Hallelujah – because I’m fucking sick of hearing about it.
I wonder how much longer the old pervo is going to pay the $13,000 mortgage for her.
My theory has been that he’s going to tell her he’s done writing checks when the divorce is final, which is why she was dragging her feet on the divorce. Trying to sell us because it’s so ‘hard’ and she just couldn’t bear to go through with it, and he’s the father of her children and a bunch other fucking gibberish and propaganda she was trying to convince viewers of.
Did you buy her sentimental bullshit? God I hope not.
She thinks her kid is an idiot, as if he doesn’t know that she’s talking to a dude she’s banging. Coworker?? What coworker Ashley, you have no job.
Can she never ever sing that fucking song again?? Everyone in the kitchen exchanges annoyed glances as she tries to belt it out this song that has exactly one set of lyrics.
Gizelle actually thought her and her daughters could dig a hole deep enough to plant this tree in the hard ground?
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Time for Stacey’s dog event. She’s dragging weirdo JT along with her as her co-host.
Stacy tries out a new wig. Asshole can’t just say it’s cute and be done with it.
It is a little odd, not sure I love it, but whatever, maybe she was trying to look like a poodle because this is an event in honor of dogs after all.
I think TJ might like AJ a little more than he likes Stacy. Just kidding. Not really. And how cute would that be? AJ and TJ.
TJ makes a comment about how they should be on the same ‘team’ (in support of Stacey) I think they ARE actually on the same team, if ya get my drift.
TJ is acting a little more odd and eccentric than his normal behavior. Which makes it pretty fucking eccentric and odd.
Stacey coddles him. Poor ‘guy.’ He’s feeling so anxious because he doesn’t know anyone, not sure what he’s supposed to be doing, and her hair is different, which is really adding to his anxiety.
Is this guy for real?? Is he all right? He is SUCH A DUFAS.
Karen makes it quite clear that she’s still SO pissed at Stacey, but she’s here to support the cause. She’ so serious. It’s a very, very serious matter you know, that Stacey didn’t take her side with Mia. Her driving while shitfaced going 110 down the highway, just an ‘accident.’ It happens.
Can’t make this shit up.
Why does Stacey talk like a robot?
Karen goes for the Housewife jugular by telling her she looks horrible in “most of her outfits.” That’s the best she could do?? So she’s a drunk, the town ho, with one foot in a jail cell, and fucking dumb. Sucks to be her.
Also there is nothing wrong with the way Stacey dresses. At all. Karen needs to take a gander in the mirror.
Again, cannot make this shit up. Karen the DUI Queen chastises Stacey in her yap, for running a stop sign.
I don’t mean to sound like Captain Obvious, but there is something really really disturbing about this woman. I’m disturbed.
I don’t mean to brag about how I clocked this shit in the very first sentence this shitbag uttered on screen, but I am bragging. Go back to the begging of my recaps this season. When he told her mom “she’s doing a good job” since moving in with him, I was like wow this dude treats her like a fucking servant, and I was right. And it went downhill from there. Not to mention he has these mean disgusting nasty black hollow beady little eyes. That remind me of BOTH of my ex’s.
Seems he’s pissed she has her ‘Housewife’ activities and duties when she should be home cooking, cleaning and waiting on him.
Girl please lose this asshole. Just fucking lose him now before you get anymore invested in someone that’s not worth your time or love, and hates women.
Believe me, I know. I KNOW.
Ashley’s had some bad wigs too so she can just shut right up.
Okay so the big Finale Event argument is going to be that Karen had told Stacey when filming began that she basically wasn’t to like anyone.
Is this really that surprising or interesting?
I’m on the fence with Gizelle’s dress. It’s cute just not sure it’s her.
Gizzy and Trashley confront Karen about all of ‘warnings’ that she gave to Stacey.
Funny how Stacey waited for the finale to disclose all of this.
And Wendy IS self-absorbed. To put it nicely.
Wendy believes Stacey that she did say it. She’s completely overdressed as usual.
I do kind of think Karen didn’t expect this at all.
She and Wendy bicker.
The ladies get ready for their ‘runway’ walk, minus Karen and Gizzy.
Karen maintains her innocence.
The ‘walks’ ensue.
Wendy is supposedly adopting her pup.
Okay so who knew dogs shit when they’re anxious? Like how do they do that?? How do you just produce poop when you’re stressed?
I think sketchy TJ was behind the smoke machines. Deep down, he hates Stacey and women.
He is kind of looking on smirking about it, is he not?
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Five months after filming wrapped, Karen had her court case for her ‘accident’ and was found guilty AF. Good thing she wore black.
Too bad the prayers didn’t help. I think this is kind of an insult to God.
Do you look at Ray as supportive or as a sucker? I’m going with sucker.
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