Real Housewives of Potomac 7/11

Holy Ross Gellar –Robyn’s teeth in the confessionals in the very beginning — they literally glow in the dark !

Wendy and the nude interlude — what was that ?? that was weird.

Robyn and Juan’s new house – looks nice, but how long before it goes on the market –?? just bein real. Seems to be what takes place on the HW shows. I find it so strange. they go the trouble of building a new house to their specifications, then turn around and sell it ?

I am glad to see Michael involved and not being a grumpy old man, not grabbing dude’s asses or bringing random women to his hotel etc etc. Although i don’t know —– he is looking down at the floor, as he’s telling her how he’s looking forward to the second baby.

Is Gizelle the one they’re always saying dresses badly ? I really don’t think she dresses THAT bad.

I am digging the sparkly blazer thing, I agree it’s not for everyone. Kinda rather see this than some crap with logos all over it.

so DO TELL Gizelle – not going great with the rekindling with the EX —- which I can’t imagine anyone is surprised at …. We did all see the reunion last season. And let’s face it, dude does seem rather strange.

And your teenage daughters did TRY to tell you to not do it — (and it’s even their dad !)

Doesn’t seem like she’s into him at all, And Pastor Jamal seems like he likes to spread it around … and by that I mean spread IT around (not the gospel)

How many kids exactly is he a baby daddy to ?

Maybe he should make a trip to CVS.

Karen – are we seriously doing a vow renewal ?? I don’t care if you call it something else — DON’T DO IT– have you NOT watched all of the HW episodes of the vow renewals? And what happened five minutes later?

What’s with the sudden “whispering” Candiace ? Did you copy this from the man posing as POTUS?

Truthfully though, it was cute when you do it, not so much a creepy incoherent old man who makes zero sense.

But the point being, there are some big juicy secrets about Karen ? Honestly tired of the old tired story about Karen saying she doesn’t want Ray’s dick. WHO CARES !! Is there anyone out there who seriously WANTS to hear about Ray’s dick?

So the professor wants to look like a bimbo now.

Being a professor and a commentator… you need big ass rock hard titties — ?? makes sense to me.

Her face looks different. Anyone else think that ? She is gonna surprise the girls with new titties. Is she gonna like whip em out ?

Juan is being kind of a Jerk to Robyn. BUT, it is kind of sweet that he wants to have a girl, when he has two boys. Not many men would care after they have their boys.

She’s 41 so I would say this needs to happen soon.

Why are Gizelle and Karen so mean to each other ? I admit it’s entertaining but wow they go below the belt !!

Could Candiace really not figure that story problem out, or was she kidding ? 96- 28– an SAT question ? Guys if that’s a fucking SAT question , then I’m a PhD !!! i watched it back four times to see if she was joking and she definitely wasn’t !

And Christ did you see she was concentrating so hard too ! Well Chris’ super cute and sweet son saved the day and was able to subtract 28 from 96 — BY HAND. wow Candiace i mean…. WTLF

It’s tittie party time — Moving on to the “Nude Interlude”

Ok that’s just wrong, offering the poor innocent children the tittie cupcakes. and not just ANY OLD tittle cupcakes – but tittle cupcakes that represent your mom’s new titties?? I’m no prude but i also had to watch that back four times to make sure i wasn’t imagining things . “We raised you right” beause they had no idea? No more like whodda thunk their dumbass parents would give them cupcakes that look like TITS !!! (THEIR MOM’S TITS ) guess they didnt teach that in PhD school.

Gizelle storms into Wendy’s house already bitching. Can’t she just ever NOT be a miserable old bitch. ????? Who cares Wendy didnt “greet you” ? pretty soon you’ll be seeing more of her than you ever wanted to see ! get the ugly scowl off of your face!

What the hell is very pregnant Ashley wearing ??? I can see straight up her bodycon dress.

And her feet look like they’re retaining the entire Potomac River and she’s trying to shove them into stilettos ?

Karen is now calling Wendy “refreshing” after all of the hate last season ??

Wendy seems annoyed that the girls are asking new girl Mia, who is not good at simple math, not unlike Candiace, questions and she, nor her titties are the center of attention.

Professor/Three Degrees , wants to talk about two new titties !!!

They’re all offended by the word clit. Glad Ramona is not here.

Well Wendy did ask what all she had done, because for some reason she is being bashful about her “other tweaking.” Looks like she got a nose job too in addition to other various surgeries. Def a tummy tuck according to the follow up appt we saw in the beginning. And apparently according to Robyn, a new butt too. Truthfully, not unlike Destiney on Shahs, i did not notice Wendy didn’t have an ass. Where’s Vita when you need her ?

We DID have to go there and bring up Ray’s wee weee ?? yuck why ??

There’s some hot box talk, which I now know means a little something something in the way of an STD ??? ok well I learned a new expression tonight ! Hopefully I won’t ever have to use it ! But I know it !

What did you all think of the Potomac Premier ??

Previews look powerful !!

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