Okay, here we go. Anyone wanna ride Karen? That never gets old.
I’m already prepared for G&A to be T&A – trashy and astrocious.
So awkward when Iyke and Nneka are at the doctor to collect his, uhh manhood stuff. I might have his name spelled wrong.
Nneka wants to ‘help’ him get his baby-makers into the cup, which I guess isn’t really the norm judging by the looks on everyone’s faces as they are in the bathroom. She’s disappointed that it’s ‘just a bathroom.’ Did she think there was going to be heart-shaped bed, full bar, and mirrors on the ceiling?? I think normally most guys just take care of this themselves, Nneka.
No saliva nor lubes are allowed, they get told. Oooooohkay. That’s graphic. You know if they were just going to come to the doctor’s office to get it on, is there any reason why they couldn’t just have sex in the privacy of their home to get this done? I’m convinced, listening to them talk and interact, the reason why she can’t get pregnant is as simple as they don’t have sex. But they come to a doctor’s office, get it on in the bathroom, stick it in a cup, and pay thousands of dollars to have it inserted into her uterus? Make this make sense.
My God, they even keep the mics on. Wow. Camera guys are walking around aimlessly in disbelief that this is actually happening.
I guess I didn’t realize they were going to make the deposit immediately. I’m assuming they already made sure she was ovulating and all of that. This is a lot.
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Mia and Gordon have a therapy sesh and it’s so obvi she is completely checked out. She was biding her time until filming wrapped. Which is the time frame of when we started reading that they were separated.
I do feel bad for Gordon. He was very clearly used and tossed aside when she was done with him. I think she still would have dumped him, but probably not for another ten years, if the business hadn’t fallen apart. She was probably hoping he would die first to save herself the trouble.
Gordon doesn’t understand that ‘intimacy’ means sex, and I’m not sure Mia did either to be honest. Therapist looks at them like they’re idiots. She doesn’t explain it. I guess she figures that’s her answer.
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Now it’s Candiace’s turn for a little therapy sesh. Wasn’t this Dr. Ken dude also Drew and Ralph’s therapist? In Atlanta? Dude gets around. Is he like a traveling Housewife Therapist or what?
She claims she is dying to have a baby, but is she? I think she feels like she is supposed to, but not sure if she does. This is another Housewife marriage that seems to be on life support.
They have some freezer babies going. How do all of these Housewives get out of having sex with their husbands?? Even when they’re trying to get pregnant, they have all of these go-around methods.
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Housewife get-together, and Mia announces that there will be a photo-shoot for all the ladies in a local mag of women who are ‘trailblazers.’
Am I the only one that literally laughed out loud??
When will THEY be coming??
Mia who just got shit canned from her job, Ashley the professional tiktoker and gold digger, Gizelle, the uhhh what does she do again? Wendy the unemployed professor, and pretend talk show host… I mean REALLY.
Oh that’s right Gizelle and Ashley have G&A. Sorry.
Nneka, the ATTORNEY, is getting excluded because she hasn’t lived in the area that long. But she does currently live in the area, owns a home in the area, works as an attorney in the area, and has started a wine business in the area, so that’s kind of a shitty and lame excuse. What’s the real reason Mia??
Sounds to me like jealousy, since she’s the most successful one in the group, so they felt threatened including her. Or maybe Mia trying to be up Wendy’s butt for whatever reason.
Each wife is representing an iconic black woman. Hang onto your hat, you’re not going to believe it, but not one bitch complained about the celebrity or trailblazer that they were assigned. Not even Wendy.
I was ready for her to stomp her foot and whine “but I wanted to be Beyonceeeeeeeeee!!”
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Robyn and Juan look at space for the skin care franchise she is to be opening.
Juan asks what her budget is for rent, and you know, like a true Housewife trying to start a business, that’s clueless, rent budget is something she really hasn’t thought about.
Wouldn’t you think when you’re at the point of taking up people’s time showing you spaces, you would have checked what the other nearby franchises bring in per month, and had some sort of ballpark number in mind of what you want to go into the rent? Like when you go to look at houses, you know your budget and what you can afford?
The realtor looks immediately annoyed and knows her time is being wasted. Robyn has the glazed look as the leasing person, or whatever she is, probably not a realtor, gives her the yearly cost for the area.
Not to be the bearer of bad news, but she’s looking at almost $6,000/month. She compliments Juan for “thinking of that.” So here’s a woman wanting to open a business, a franchise, but still a business, and didn’t even give the rent budget a thought. I mean, ya can’t make this shit up.
Somebody’s getting a blowie tonight. And it might even be from Robyn. He offers to run the place. Okay yeah that’s just what Juan needs, to be surrounded by fucking women all day.
Juan seems excited about it because I think he knows his Bball coaching career is over.
I even know it is, and what I know about basketball is that the ball is round and bouncy, so I would hope he realizes it.
Robyn calls Gizelle whose dad is in the hospital with a brain cancer situation. That’s sad. She’s really close to her dad.
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Wendy and the talk show, Blahhhhhhhhh. Do we have to ‘talk’ about it? I don’t wanna.
Wendy is such a dick. She’s trying to have a camera moment and complain/brag that the show is ‘over budget’ and puts her producer chick on the spot with a “Hey, would you say we’re over budget, and by how much??”
She turns away telling her she doesn’t feel comfortable talking about it. She leaves Wendy standing there looking like a dick. This woman has a job to do Wendy, and isn’t here to feed your fucking ego. Whatever you spent on this shit, it’s money down the drain.
Like really Wendy, just stop. If you want to announce how much money you’ve spent on this ridiculousness, just tell us. Ya know?? We’re not here for silly games. If you want to say something, say it. That’s the era I’m in right now, personally. If you have something to say, fucking have the balls to say it. So fed up with silly fucking games.
It looks like sort of a ‘The View’ type of set-up, most likely with similar topics and points of view. And we all know how well ‘The View’ is doing.
I will say in the small clip they showed of filming this talk show, Wendy had a pleasant likable demeanor. I have no idea what the fuck they were talking about. But Wendy didn’t even look constipated.
Okay that’s over, Thank God.
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We move from BS to G&A. Ashley rose to the occasion since Gizelle was unavailable tending to her father in Atlanta. I’m proud of Ashley. I wasn’t sure she had any sort of work ethic, but at the same time I wonder what she actually had to do.
And who’s the best dressed at the event? Why Candiace of course. I studied all of their looks. Wendy looks like a dalmatian. Gizelle is in a basic black dress, but I’m going to cut her slack due to her situation. I don’t like Ashley’s dress nor Charisse’s. And Mia – just no.
The Muppet has arrived – weird chick that accused both Candiace’s and Wendy’s husband of hitting on her last year. You know, when ya look like this, EVERYONE’s husband wants ya.
I already don’t like anything. I see what they’re trying to do. Kind of like a Fabletics type of thing. It all looks very Ashley and Gizelle, whose fashion taste is both kind of questionable.
Karen calls it booty-call wear. I agree. Candiace calls it yeast-infection wear.
The word that comes to mind for me is tacky.
Everyone’s complaining it’s not workout gear, but perhaps they wanted to showcase the items that were a little more fashionable (according to them.)
Wow Wendy just wow. She compares Gizelle’s father’s brain cancer to her mom’s whatever ten-minute procedure due to an elective surgery ‘complication.’
Dear Wendy: No one cared about your mom, because there was no concern, and also, your mom’s an asshole. Also, the apple didn’t fall far.
You think the night is going to end with no drama, but you would be wrong.
Camera guys called it a night but the girls were still mic’d. I guess Deborah slammed some cosmo’s and started shit with Candiace.
Candiace is just not the bitch to start shit with.
I’m sorry but she does look like Oscar from Sesame Street. For whatever reason she wants it said to her face. If I looked like Oscar the Grouch, I certainly wouldn’t be begging someone to say it to my face, but whatever.
Deborah needs her moment again, or a paycheck.
