Besties Candiace, Wendy and Karen meet for cocktails. Candaice looks adorbs, as always. I wanted to corner her at BravoCon and ask her to throw me her clothes when she’s done with them.
But what in the what is Wendy wearing? She seems quite overdressed in whatever that is, to meet in a casual bar. Gives trying too hard, and desperate.
I could not get over that hot pink trollop get-up that she had on at BravoCon.
Wendy’s now carrying a rosary around in her bag, which is supposedly going to make shit ‘bounce off of her.’ So I see she’s doing another version of ‘Zen Wen’ from two years ago, that didn’t work out too well.
Karen’s still holding a grudge about Robyn not ‘sharing’ last season about what a shit Juan is. I mean does it really matter? I’m already sick of it.
Wasn’t Robyn actually on Candiace’s side with that whole Gizelle ‘ohmiGod he came to my dressing room thing?’
I don’t really think their marriage is an ‘arrangement.’ Maybe to Juan it is, but not as far as Robyn is concerned. He wants his cake and eat it too. Wants the wife at home, and the side pieces on the side, where they belong. Cake with cupcakes on the side?? Whatever. The dude clearly has issues, and cannot control himself.
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Well our gold diggin’ girl Trashley has managed to secure the 2 mill NORTHERN Virginia home that Michael is temporarily paying for, until he gets sick of it, and doesn’t. The fact that he took out a large mortgage on it, didn’t put much down, tells me he’s going to be wanting to sell it in a few years.
What he giveth he can taketh away. She’s too dumb to see that, but whatever, no harm done. I guess she should enjoy it while she can. I do like the way she decorated. I love the splashes of blue. I hate everyone is doing all white and beige. I think her goal is by the time he’s over paying for it, she’s going to lock down another old loaded dude.
The boys are getting big, and look like a lot to handle. Dean is pulling the little one up while standing on the kitchen counter, which looks a little – dangerous, but Ashley doesn’t seem to be concerned.
She ‘complains’ about it being just her, (and a nanny of course) and having to deal with their sons on her own. That generates a big giant eye roll from me, and hopefully you too, because we all know, her plan was to squeeze out brats, and promptly unload sugar daddy. She thought she was gonna float by on alimony, child support and a big ole’ settlement. Remember she disclosed at the reunion, that the settlement wasn’t going to happen, due to Michael being smart enough to include a clause in the prenup that she couldn’t get her sticky fingers on a dime. Is she surprised? Michael is a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them.
He’s ‘on the mortgage’ she shares in her yap which translates to me – ‘paying the mortgage.’ She’s in no rush to get the actual divorce. Guess that’s a thing with bitches these days. Keep the husband around that you want out of your life so badly, for monetary and material reasons. Why not? What’s marriage? It’s a piece of paper. Keep him around!!
Doesn’t stop you from fucking other dudes, skanking around your parking lot, dating, and ‘seeing what’s out there.’ Stupid me, divorced mine once I decided that’s what I needed to do. Didn’t know this was a thing. Guess I could have strung him along, and made him pay for shit, while dating and making other dudes pay for shit. Wow, I fucked up.
She’s lovin’ this house, for sure. This is not what her broke welfare ass is used to. She admits to “dragging her feet” on the divorce. Well yeah again, she’s not walking away with half of his fortune like she thought.
This is some pathetic shameful gold digging shit here, that she seems to have no shame in sharing with the world. Which is not surprising.
Gizelle and Ashley plan on confronting Robyn about Juan the shit that he’s been caught doing, and how she’s feeling about it.
I need a name for him. What rhymes with Juan?
Ashley has the same reaction everyone, with the ‘Juan’s just such a nice guy’ thing.
That’s why he hangs out with cute chicks, and bangs bitches in hotels, because he’s such a nice guy, and he’s doing them a favor, See??? Why don’t you get it?? This sounds like someone I know. Great guy. That’s why he has like seven ex’s. It’s not him though!!! He’s a great guy!
Do we think she knows the deal, and she’s covering for him and pretending to believe him?? She can’t be this dumb.
I feel like this this going to be the entire season. Juan and his side chicks.
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Gizelle is still seeing hot Jason, the chef. I’m sick with jealousy. He’s making fucking sushi. Sushi. He seems like a sweet NORMAL guy. He’s in her kitchen whipping it up, and she seems appreciative. As she should be.
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As we learned at the reunion last season, Mia and Gordon lost ‘their’ businesses. Which we learned were not even theirs. The chiro offices were ran by Gordon’s brother, and Gordon was a shareholder, and got voted out. They both got relieved of their duties.
Why would you even want to be affiliated with a chiropractic ‘chain’ honestly? Chiropractors are not doctors, they pretend to be, and I have heard horror stories of how they fuck up your body. Then add on top of that, it’s a ‘chain??’ I don’t even go to chain restaurants. Why would you go to a chain fake doctor that fucking around with your spine?
Sounds like they’re still struggling and needing to find jobs. Gordon seems confused as to why he was ousted. I thought I had read last year that they were dipping into company funds for their personal needs, and the lifestyle they were trying to maintain, such as their $10,000g/month rent. He claims the company owes him a few million dollars, which he’s taking to court.
They definitely are coming off as stressed. They seem okay and supportive of each other in this scene, but as we know, they are currently separated. If Big G don’t got no dollars, Mia got no reason to keep him around, let’s be real.
So this is another for-the-viewers scene to set the narrative, as they want it to be portrayed, and not necessarily how it actually is. Similar to Juan and Robyn’s disgusting whatever the hell that was, about all of his cheating escapades.. and none of them are true.
I’m sure Gordon was dipping into cash maybe he wasn’t entitled to, trying to keep up with Mia’s spending, and that ridiculous rental.
I mean who the hell pays 10grand a month to RENT? And if I recall correctly, wasn’t stupid Mia bragging about a bunch of renos they put into the house, to the tune of like 60 grand?? (which I can’t believe I remember, when I can’t remember why I went upstairs) Which first of all, is completely idiotic. Even putting that kind of cash in renos in your OWN home, you have to sort of consider, is it worth it? Does it add to the value?? Is it something we’ll use? That’s a lot of fucking money.
Let alone putting that kind of money into someone else’s fucking house. I’m sure that owner laughed all the way to bank when they had to vacate. Something tells me that 60 grand came from The Joint, and kind of pissed off the other shareholders.
Mia tries to brag and sell us that she ‘stopped drinking’ similar to Ashley last season, which lasted all of two eps, but then reveals just cocktails, she still does wine. Okay.
Pretty sure wine is also mood altering. She’s an idiot. So now we have her and Wendy pretending to not be drinking.
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Thought I heard Candiace and Chris were having marital issues too. They seem kind of off in this scene. Candiace in a formal dress and some stryrofoam headband to sit in the park on a blanket.
Chris seems sort of, checked out, and not into Candiace at all. She talks about her touring and all of the money she’s spending.
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Gizelle is hosting a get-together to inform her that her husband is a lying cheating shithead.
I guess Gizelle can relate to all of this. She was in literally almost in an almost identical sitch, with also HER ex-husband, trying to reconcile, whom she divorced because he was cheating, and during the ‘dating’ period, he of course continued to cheat on her, and humiliate her.
She points out that Ashley and Charisse can relate, so I guess Gizelle has forgotten about her situation.
Robyn arrives in a very tight dress and very high heels, for whatever reason. These ladies are so overdressed for what they’re actually doing. She looks really stressed and unhappy.
She quickly starts repeating all of his fucking lies and excuses. I don’t even think she’s covering for him. I think she actually believes him. She has a very nonchalant attitude which could be a defense mechanism.
Juan actually has her convinced that the world is against them, and these are all made up stories and sightings, and nothing is his fault. It’s everyone else’s fault and hallucinations.
I agree with Robyn that this convo was better suited to be one on one. Not one person talking to you while two others sit and smugly stare at your reactions. That’s humiliating.
She maintains that Juan would not make up ‘such a crazy story’ of paying for this chick’s room, who happened to be in the area from Canada, another whole ass country, for a football game (it’s not that far, and I’m sure there are TONS of Canadian women into American football) who happened to be communicating with Juan, and happened to lose her wallet, and Juan happened to be the one she chose to help her out of her bind. And couldn’t you call your bank, and have them cancel your cards from an alleged stolen wallet, explain you’re traveling, and the bank would most likely issue a new card number on the spot, and enable you to pay for your hotel. They want you to spend money.
Robyn saying this cracks me up. I have to say, this ep was entertaining. I feel bad for her, but it’s like she has to realize all of this for herself. If he were lying, you know, “he would actually make up a better story.” That’s a pretty scary trait to know of your husband, that he’s great at coming up with lies. Like I said in my Part 1 article, what other story could he possibly go with?
Gizelle recounts her almost identical Jamal story.
She thinks this is all going to come to a head and explode with Juan and Robyn. I agree.
This kind of reminds me of Luanne and that Tom dude on RHONY many years ago.
She literally married the dude amid his cheating. After the marriage, things only got worse, and it was a complete and utter humiliation for her.
