Playing the recaps from last week, what was with Mia telling Charrisse, “I’m more than likely going to let you pick your room…” then wah wah wah, she gets assigned the room, without the toilet and goes off of the deep end.
Mia is on the phone call with Peter about his ‘beef’ with Wendy. (where’s the beef??) Mia goes into excruciating detail about how close she is with Peter Thomas, Cynthia’s ex, who at this point may as well become the 7th Housewife.
Charrisse, seriously is trying to get a hotel room, instead of staying in the house, because she canNOT, she simply CANNOT, function without a toilet adjacent to her room. Does she have like a chronic shitting problem or what?? Maybe she does have IBS.
They are literally in this house for two nights.
I’m not getting why they’re not outside by the pool STILL. A whole week has gone by, and they’re still sitting in the house bitching about the most insignificant shit. Robyn and Gizelle sit in their room, and bitch about the quantity of towels and wash cloths, instead of chilling by the pool with a drink.
Ashley ‘complains’ that so many dudes are DMing her now that she’s ‘single.’ The house hunt continues, which is, Michael fucking her over continues.
She said the sellers’ accepted the offer, however the tenants refuse to leave until July, and she doesn’t want to wait that long (one additional month- FYI when she was on WWHL about a month ago she still didn’t have this lavish home that Michael was supposedly buying for her)
Okay, so the tenants don’t hold the cards here, the actual OWNER(S) of the house do. I’m sure they put a clause in the lease that they would give them 30 – 60 days to vacate in the event the owners decide to sell the house. It’s only like March or April at this point so that gives the tenants adequate time to find a new place and move.
So I call BS on this. Michael is fucking with her. She says she wants to be ‘out by June’ which is funny, since she’s still didn’t have a house as of October. My hunch is that all of the offers are low ball offers. I can’t imagine the sellers would let a full price offer go, (probably was not full price offer) because the tenants “don’t want to leave until July” verses June. You tell you’re tenants, sorry I own the house you do not.
She complains Michael keeps bitching at her about everything. So how did she think this was going to go – living with the dude, she’s divorcing and demanding shit from.
“He lived his best life while I sat at home with the kids.” Oh please. Kids you INSISTED on having with him, and they’re like 1 & 2. I don’t think she did much ‘sitting at home’ while he was ‘living his best life.’ I’m no fan of Michael Darby, believe you me. Ashley is just annoying the piss out of me. He was out ‘living his best life’ long before she had his two kids. She knew what the fuck she was getting into. And I thought he he’s been on good behavior anyway.
Try same scenario when your kids are a teenager and an adult, and finding out your husband has had various girlfriends over the course of your entire marriage, gimme a break. Ashley, sit down.
You planned on dumping the old geezer anyway, even if he would have been the most exemplary and faithful husband in the world, Stop playin with the viewers. We are ON to you. And anyone who’s not onto you, has been watching way too much Bravo, and their brain has rotted.
She says in he yap, “dude leave me alone, I’m on vacation” Vacation?? Vacation from what??
Aren’t we still resposible for the children?? You do have two toddlers, this isn’t vacation, sister.
We know you forget about them sometimes, but these are your two little bundles of joy and/or cash.
Without them you wouldn’t be getting shit, or not a 2 mill house. Not sure she’s getting that anyway. Pretty sure Michael is jerking her around. Why aren’t the four green eyes and ears even catching onto this? Why do I always have to know everything?
Can’t wait until Candiace gets into this mix of all of this bitching and whining about the house not meeting their standards. And all of the other issues going on.
At least she knows she’s sharing a small bed with Wendy.
Apparently Charrisse cannot find a bougie enough hotel to meet her standards, and Mia reassures her she’ll be fine here, and there are five bathrooms. Pretty sure she’ll have a place to shit shower and shave. She knows she’s being ridiculous. These bitches are so fucking ungrateful.
Ashley is making tik toks and taking selfies in her dress that has it all on display. Ashley, Mia, Robyn and Giz gossip about this ‘beef’ Peter has with Wendy.
Ashley doesn’t know what ‘beef’ means clearly. I think the issue is that Mia has ‘beef’ with Wendy.
****Gizelle shares that Wendy did ‘research’ to find out what she had in common with Peter to ask him to go into business with her. Peter apparently is playing along with her. I think he knew she wasn’t really serious, and was blowing smoke up his ass.
Of course this dinner is a debacle. You could tell Mia was chomping at the bit to try to embarrass Wendy over this. When really is it THAT juicy?? No, it’s really not.
So on the way to the restaurant Mia and Wendy have some sort of thing that I completely missed. Then they proceed to bitch about Charrisse bitching about the lack of bathroom.
Meanwhile in the other vehicle, they discuss pooping in front of their husbands and walking around naked in front of their opposite sex kids. No. All of it is bad, and you just don’t do it. I’ve never even walked around naked in front of my daughter. Bra and underwear sure, not naked.
Wendy seems uncomfortable. Mia brags in her yap about how well she knows Peter, again.
She acts like Peter Thomas is Elvis or something.
Ashley is as usual half dressed, and as usual she’s cold. But never fear, the “wine will warm her up!”
So would a little cute denim jacket over your see through dress. Still cute, but not having to sit there shivering and looking desperate.
Now there’s discrepancy in the story as to whether Chris grabbed Ashley’s (very unattractive) friend, or was just checking out, her very unattractive friend. How is this an argument when there were cameras everywhere? We dunno. Chris would most likely not be starting this girl up and down, with people everywhere and camera men swarming about?
Rubbed on the side of her leg? Is he a dog??
Now that the server is taking orders, Ashley thinks this a great time to talk- to- text Michael about the kids.
Wendy decides to out Mia for gossiping about Charrisse in the van about how annoying she is being about her room arrangement.
This is what probably sets the tone for the evening. Karen and Charrisse bicker. About nothing.
Clearly Charrisse has dirt on her, and it makes her uncomfortable. This is her purpose on the show. Everyone on Twitter is wondering what her purpose is. This is it. To annoy Karen. And it’s working.
Peter enters the scene. Wendy demands to know if the ‘Nigerian Shrimp’ on the menu is ‘new.’ AKA she’s accusing him of getting the idea from her?
“No” he assures her, “it’s been on the menu for a while” and laughs. I cannot even fathom IF they would do this restaurant together that he would want to work with her. Maybe he should ask Frederick from Million Dollar Listing, how it went when he tried to work with Bethenney Frankel. I foresee he and Wendy in a joint venture would be similar. (Frederick hated Bethenney, she and Wendy, same energy)
Mia chases Peter down to ask “what’s the beef?” Am I the only one that keeps thinking of the old Wendy’s commercial, “where’s the beef??” And when you throw in her name is Wendy, named after Wendy’s it’s funnier.
Peter claims he sent her the paperwork for the restaurant joint venture, and she hasn’t responded.
Peter feels slighted that Wendy would have the nerve “to come to MY restaurant in MY city and didn’t even holler at me.” Seems kind of a dumb thing to say. Why is Peter acting like a housewife?
Mia spills the tea or the beef, and lets Wendy know Peter is perturbed with her.
I don’t know whey this turns right away into this man-woman inappropriateness thing. Don’t worry Wendy, Peter isn’t lusting after you. He’s just trying to drum up Housewife drama.
Wendy: “I don’t have beef with men – what’s the beef?”
Mia IS stretching here to get under Wendy’s skin. “You would think you would have told him your were coming?
I mean, maybe a text “hey im going to be in Miami.” But did she know he would be there ? Did she know that they were coming to this restaurant?
The better argument would have been, “I had no idea we were coming here, and no idea he was in town. Why are YOU worried about MY business dealings? And why is Peter gossiping like a bitch?” There, done.
Instead she rants something about she’s the only black female, and the youngest professor at Johns Hopkins. So Wendy is all cranked up when Mia’s accusation didn’t even make any sense. You can kind of see why she gets cranked up, it was so dumb. I don’t like Wendy AT ALL, so if I’m siding with her then the other person MUST be in the wrong.
But I don’t get why she got all “he’s not my husband!” though. That’s not really the point. Married women ARE allowed to talk to other men. This isn’t Iraq.
Mia just wanted her to shut up, she knew her argument was pointless. She couldn’t say that though, she was too deep into it and she needed to stick with it.
Wendy makes some reference about Mia and her husband doing threesomes or whatever, I guess.
“Me and my husband don’t play like that. You are telling me I need to call some guy to tell him I’m in town, I’m not in town for business.” Well she’s not wrong.
Mia then throws water on her as she’s ranting about this.
And of course, now it’s on. Mia should have been better able to back up her ruckus she starts with Wendy.
It needed to make sense. It’s like when Sanya tried to start shit with Kenya on Atlanta, ya need to think it through and know what the fuck you’re saying. Mia didn’t. She could have just stuck with “Peter told me he’s pissed you haven’t gotten back to him yet.” Still not her business, but more to the point and none of the shit about calling him to let him know you’re here.
The whole “you didn’t tell him you were in Miami, and were coming here for dinner” is ludicrous, and she knew it after she said it. Not sure what Peter is having to gain here other than the bragging rights of starting a Housewife fight??
Now Mia seems more pissed and aggressive than Wendy, in the beginning moments following the water toss, because she “talked about her husband!!” You know I’m so freaking over that. Enough with the OHMYFREAKING GOD, you discussed my family that’s my family!! my husband!! omg !!!
I agree to leave kids out of it, especially minor kids, but husbands are on the show, they ‘signed up for this.’ If a housewife wants to “talk about the husband” they have every right to.
A producer is now involved. This is so beneath these ladies. Even Mia.
Robyn and Gizelle keep referring to Wendy as ‘antagonistic.’ Social media viewers were upset over their seemingly hypocrisy because Mia was actually the instigator, with the argument, and then throwing water. Which is not a hurtful thing as far as causing physical pain, but it is a disrespectful thing to do to someone, and causes humiliation. Keep in mind, all, I cannot STAND Wendy, so as much as I would love to sit here and be like Wendy did this and Wendysaid that, and oh my God she was so aggressive, Mia did start the shit.
She knew Wendy would no way sit there quietly and meek, and listen to her ‘throwing shade’ about her business idea dealings with Peter. Mia probably should have just apologized after the water was thrown, to at least attempt to diffuse the fight, and get through dinner.
So on one hand I get Robyn starting to record, sort of, (even though there are Bravo cameras rolling) because despite the cameras, there always seems to be a huge debate as to the exact sequence of events. Largely in part, I’m sure to lack of actual memory since they zone out, and can in no way accurately recollect the series of events, when they’re slinging insults, napkins, purses, salad, water…
But on the other hand I hate to see people standing around with fucking phones during altercations.
Why wouldn’t you try to diffuse the fight, or help, or get help, instead of sitting there recording? It just gives off sketchy vibes to me.
I think the Producers getting involved just pisses them off more.
Wendy keeps ranting about Mia and her husband doing ‘things’ with other women AND MEN.
Karen getting a little Stassi with constantly telling everyone “it’s my birthday!!”
Wendy is completely unhappy now, after having a drink thrown at her, when at first you thought maybe she was going to let it slide, Mia is really the one who should be embarrassed, but Wendy just cannot pull it off.
Now discussion about actual physical ‘fighting.’ Robyn, still recording, accuses her of baiting and being antagonistic, which I can see that point, but she needs to be the bigger person at least for now.
Mia DID pick the fight, Mia did throw the water, she is the one looking kind of stupid. But Wendy’s ego will not allow her to stfu.
She wonders if Mia is fucking Peter, that’s why she’s so worried about it?
She says it twice, followed by calling her a crater face bitch as she walks away. Wendy keeps yelling “whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna fucking do?” Not helping her case. Not helping.
She could have walked away from this being right, and looking like the more mature housewife, instead of a fucking thug.
Ashley points out, let’s be fair, she threw some shots when she threw the drink, if someone throws a drink on me, it’s going down.” Right, it’s not a violent act, but it is an ‘antagonistic’ act.
Most people are not going to be like, “Oh that’s okay!!!” when you fling liquid in their face when angry.
Mia defends herself in her yap that she snapped when Wendy “went for her husband.” I don’t mean to split hairs, I know how much they all enjoy saying that, but did she come for your husband, really?? Did she though?
Or did she point out that Mia AND her husband enjoy partaking in some playtime activity involving some other players? How is that going for our husband? And it doesn’t really sound unbelievable.
Mia and Jacqueline go off to a different area for a minute, where she tries to calm her down and convince her to not ruin the night.
Yeah at this point it’s too late for that. Did the food even come? As uze, world war 3 starts at these dinner gatherings before any food is served.
Robyn tries to reason with Wendy, that no, Mia shouldn’t be throwing water at people, but Wendy also was extremely hostile.
Now we know that Wendy and Robyn are completely at odds, so it’s not exactly getting through to Wendy, or ‘landing’ as we’re saying now, coming from Robyn.
Wendy’s not having it of course. Mia returns to the table with no stop at Wendy to apologize for throwing a glass of water in her face. That probably would have been a good idea. Not sure if it would have ‘landed’ but it would have been the stand-up thing to do.
She actually thinks this will just blow over and we’re all going to sit here and eat dinner and joke around like nothing happened.
Has she met Wendy??
Mia is still sticking with “she talked about my husband” as if he’s Jesus Christ Himself, as her defense. Instead of owning up to bad behavior. Karen is in the middle figuratively and literally because she is buddies with both of them. Karen tries to explain to Mia that throwing shit at people bad.
I don’t know why Gizelle is so mad at Karen. I guess because she’s not taking Mia’s side, and Gizelle wants her to, as they are.
Mia starts pointing at Wendy, and Wendy stands up and gets pretty aggressive, like she’s fixing to physically attack Mia (remember when Wendy accused Robyn of this previously, and Robyn was not acting this threatening.)
Someone should say to Wendy “maybe you should control your emotions” as she told Robyn at the winery for getting excited.
Big burly producer’s gotta get in here again. So glad he’s wearing his mouth diaper. Wendy goes AT Mia now. Does she realize she totally is taking this bait?? Four degrees just don’t give you common sense. Karen got in the mix of that one. Why would Karen be sitting between them still at this point??
Does she have a death wish on her birthday? At this point, let those two hash it out, and Karen should be moving, and letting them sit beside each other since they both want to keep this going.
Producer assures Wendy that “she’s better than that.” She’s like “oh yeah right I AM better than all of them.”
That mindset seems to have worked for a total of four seconds, as she proceeds to take her place at the table, Again. At this point can we not just abandon the dinner and take the food home? I applauded the group on Summer House this past season, when they were all fighting, Kyle was freaking out, Amanda was a basket case, that they aborted the mission, and got their food packaged to go.
After a brief pep talk we have attempt number 3, or is it 4 to have dinner like normal humans.
Mia is standing by her decision to have started this shit, as she talks to Jacqueline, and says it’s because she got called out on her shit, it’s something that’s true, and she’s insecure about. Of course Wendy can hear her. She’s like 2 feet away.
Wendy refers to her as ‘crater face’ (that’s an insult that pertains to her acne scars, for anyone that may not know. ) That was being asked on the FaceBook chats) She knows that will get under her skin, no pun intended, and that is the goal here.
The goal is not letting it go, so that they stop embarrassing themselves.
And as I said, her producer pep talk to stop giving in to this was quite short -lived. We’re now back to Square Fucking ONE.
Wendy: “Can you imagine a woman throwing a drink on another woman for not calling a man.” Wendy has a really frighteningly ugly snarl on her face, that’s not doing her any favors. Another reason to just call this off for the time being,
For this reason alone, she should drop it. But she’s not “you’re a CEO and a boss and this is what you do??” Watching it the second time, I do get Robyn’s ‘antagonistic’ comments now.
Although disrespectful, it was just water, it’s time to drop it now. For now. Put it on the back burner until later or tomorrow. Another reason to abandon the dinner, so they are separated.
Mia is not apologizing, and Wendy will not shut up.
We got it, Mia and her husband have threesomes/foursomes, whateversomes, some type of ‘somes, she has acne scaring, and her accusation toward you was fucking dumb.
Mia gets up to leave now, and Wendy is till going, “You embarrassed yourself your business everything you stand for!”
Now Mia chucks her purse at her. Hey bright side, we haven’t wasted any food or alcohol.
Wendy taunts her – “look at the CEO look at the CEO such a boss such a boss” andrepeats it twenty-seven times.
Wendy needed to just shut it a long time ago. Robyn needs to stop saying ‘antagonize.’
Wendy claims she uses her words which isn’t 100 true, she charged at Mia and had to be physically stopped by the big burly producer that stopped her like she was a rag doll. And she’s not a small woman.
Now what we always do, call the husband, play victim, and say you’re coming home. Her fake nails got ripped off at some point, I assume when she was thrashing around. I don’t think they let them actually get at each other.
Wendy can’t stop, she keeps flinging her wig, and making that weird snarly face. Is it supposed to be her ‘fight’ face? I don’t know.
At this point everyone is sick of hearing it. I know we are. ALTHOUGH I AGREE THE INSTIGATOR WAS MIA, AND HER DELIVERY WAS STUPID, but it IS time to DROP. IT.
I think it’s kind of funny and fitting when Robyn stands up and yells “Wendy is right, everyone Wendy is right!”
Robyn why didn’t you do that earlier, it really did shut her up. I’m not into her dress, at all.
Robyn and Gizelle tell Mia, she’s not leaving. They tell her she did what Wendy wanted her to do, and well touche, Wendy also did what Mia wanted, she wanted a reaction, and she got one.
Mia cries about Wendy talking about her family to Gordon.
Gizelle just says she’s ‘figuring out what she wants to do.’ She’s not really making excuses for her.
She’s just not that mad at her, because she hates Wendy.
Wendy gets up because she doesn’t want to hear Mia empathizers, or someone who is okay with violence. (water thrown is bad, disrespectful, but not violence)
Wendy says when Moniquie did it to Canidace, she was against that.
Okay well Moniquie grabbed Candiace’s hair and wacked her head on the table. Didn’t throw a small glass of water. Wendy walks away saying she’s going to “beat the shit out of her” after she just condemned violence.
A blurb comes up at the end that Johns Hopkins University has no involvement in the show.
Hmmmm, This could signal bad news for Wendy and her Professor career with Johns Hopkins.
Can’t imagine students respecting her after this.
