Picking up with Stacey addressing Karen needing to go to rehab and Mia supposedly telling her she’s taking her?? Like what??
Again, as I’ve been saying in my OC recaps about Shannon, I thought every mature reasonably intelligent adult nowadays knows that you don’t force and bully somebody to go to rehab.
Mia can shut up because she literally sat at breakfast and poured about six mimosas down her throat.
At the same time, I wish Karen would stop with her holier than thou shit and maybe just at least say she’s taking it into consideration. It’s quite clear, like Shannon on OC, she does have an alcohol problem.
I feel like that would’ve shut everybody up.
Mia didn’t start running ‘The Joint’ franchise? Didn’t it belong to Gordon & his family, and she wormed her way into a management position because she married Gordon?
What are you talking about Karen?
Wendy continues to be somebody who I don’t even recognize as she smiles and joyfully says she’s in her birthday bubble, and she doesn’t care about this drama.
Not to beat dead horse, but I do believe this is due to viewer comments, but most of all watching herself last season.
It really wasn’t pretty. Seeing woman with that sour ass face for four months straight?? Nobody wants to look at that, and why would you want to be that, especially when you claim to have this fantasy life? I guess Mrs. 4 degrees realized that? Finally ? In her fifth season? Perhaps her face was beginning to freeze in a scowl??
Maybe she was reading my blog. (Shut up it’s possible, some of the housewives do. Not mentioning any names unless you really want me to.)
Jassi jumps into the pool, not realizing how deep it was, and girlfriend went all the way down, and then tried to play it off like she meant to do that.
That was hilarious, probably something I would do. Except I would laugh and say oops didn’t know it was 6 feet deep!
So over Stacey talking about this TJ dude. The man is not into girls okay? Did you see watch him on WWHL Sunday night?? Was even more evident based on what he was wearing.
It annoys me that Ashley isn’t divorced yet. It’s clear she’s squeezing every last penny she can get out of this old man since she didn’t get the settlement she wanted, or any settlement, because the dude had the foresight to predict all of this from the gold digging ho.
Things sound a little sketchy and not really what how she presented it with Jassi and her ‘NFL player’ (who doesn’t even have a current contract so is actually unemployed) dude who has a one and three-year-old. The baby actually on the way or became on the way, (not really sure depends onwhat story she tells) after they started dating.
That’s kind of gross. She doesn’t seem that upset about it. Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to snag an NFL player. And if that’s accepting cheating and creating a whole ass baby while you’re datin, then fine. Just a minor inconvenience.
Eddie sends Wendy flowers for her birthday. I feel like he could’ve done a little bit better than that.
Looks like you’re basic $20.00 1-800-Flowers carnations. Come on Eddie. I feel like the old Wendy would have complained. This new improved Wendy doesn’t seem to notice and is grateful.
A little Stacey obsi – I feel like she would get along with Ciara from Summer House. Ciara typically doesn’t like other black ladies but I think she and Stacey would vibe.
I am sick of looking at Ashley’s bear ass, though I can tell you that. I’ve seen her her ass more than I’ve seen my own.
Gizelle is baaaackkkkk.
She gets filled in by Jassi on the events, mostly the scar drama.
Mia tries to deep throat while simultaneously chug vodka straight from the bottle, and it’s an epic fail because of course she gags, then pretends she didn’t.
She doesn’t really know it’s an epic fail and then proceeds to brag about how that’s how you ‘keep two men.
Girl what?? She reminds me of my ex’s girlfriend. That sounds like something she would do, as she brags about having dudes paying for her shit while she doesn’t even have to open up her fucking wallet but she’s more than happy to open those legs. She’s laughing all the way to her million dollar house with her very heavy purse and her very diseased vagina.
Mia takes the ladies to one of of ‘The Joint’ franchises that Mia’s claiming started her ‘entrepreneurial journey’ when she moved to North Carolina.
Again I thought that she got into that through Gordon. I’m so confused, but you know this woman does talk out of her asshole so you don’t know what the hell to believe.
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So Stacey‘s man apparently is an actor that is sort of a TV series guest star king. His ‘career’ seems very similar to OC’s Heather Dubrow.
Kind of like, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Always a guest star, never the star.
Wendy refers to him as ‘an extra’ which Stacey shoots down but it’s kind of true. I guess technically a guest star isn’t an extra, but still funny. That’s the old Wendy we all know and don’t love. But still funny.
They harass her about not having sex with this guy. He seems a little odd to put it nicely. Why would she even want to>
I think the girls are all confused as well at Mia taking them to one the franchise offices that she used to ‘own.’
She’s selling her previous position at the joint not exactly accurately.
She says ‘we’ are selling the businesses because the partners can’t get along. But I thought Mia was completely out of it since she’s not with Gordon anymore.
From what I understand and/or was able to gather by reading between the lines, I think the siblings turned on her because they wanted her out, due to the embarrassment of her representing the business. Which was probably always there, just because she’s Mia, but magnified after she started as a Housewife.
She blames Gordon’s ‘mental condition’ not the fact that maybe Gordon’s family was sick of this trashy ho representing their company and businesses.
The staff is looking at her like, who the fuck are you? She has ‘two other locations that she’s gonna be selling sooooooooooon’ she tells the ladies. lsn’t this a franchise? I didn’t think that’s how it works when you were running franchises.
That torture and awkwardness is over, so they head to lunch.
The lunch conversation was kind of boring and stupid, not really worth mentioning or recapping.
Wendy calls home. She seems more excited to see the dog than her children.
Jassie’s boyfriend seems quite sketchy. She tries to talk to him, and can’t understand him and blames the connection, but I think it’s just because he fucking mumbles.
Off to dinner.
Wendy is still beyond pleasant in a very jovial mood. I honestly don’t even know what to say or make of it. I’m so confused. I barely recognize her without the constipated scowl.
She sort of kind of admits to her insecurities, which she’s never done before, which I think we’ve all noticed over the past few years, but blames it on the fact that she had ‘just had a baby’ her first season.
I don’t know that having a baby makes you ‘insecure.’ Tired perhaps but I wouldn’t say insecure is normal. Maybe Wendy you’re just insecure??
Perhaps she’s finally dealt with it and that’s why she’s so happy, I don’t know, but this is a completely different woman. I’m wondering if there’s not some sort of AI situation going on.
They go around the table where everybody smothers her with compliments,
Stacey punts the ball and encourages the ladies to ask about her man who has a toddler and a baby, that she’s been dating for two years.
The younger one was on the way when they began dating, she claims which is a shitty situation, but seems more like the baby was conceived while they were in a relationship.
So she’s okay dating someone that desserts the woman he has one child with and a baby on the way?? Does she not see he’ll do the same thing to her??
They flash on a convo where she tells Mia she got pregnant after they started seeing each other, but then she say earlier that he was wasn’t even in a relationship with this woman?
Ashley sees that the math’s not mathin.’ But this is the dude she wants to marry.
It’s clear this guy was cheating on her, and she does not want to own that. This chick is in serious denial, and he will continue to cheat.
So the dinner went well.
There was no screeching, screaming nor throwing drinks, and they even went home to continue having a good time until the wee hours of the night.
I love that.
They do need to knock off the trashy bullshit. It’s not what we want to see at every gathering, at all.
