Starting off with the planning and discussing of the “couples’ trip” with the guys. Mia is talking about the “your mama’s low budget” comment with her husband, made by Candaice, which was prettyyyyyyy shitty. Candiace clearly hasnt learned her lesson from last year with the Monique incident. Previews tell me she goes in for the mom comment AGAIN and this time Mia doesn’t take it so well.
Candiace is speaking to Chris now about what she said to Mia. She thinks Mia projects her insecurities
on to her. Discussion goes on about the couples’ trip, and Chris being the loud mouth husband in the group sometimes. . . blah blah blah. Whatever.
Robyn needs a new teapot, I notice. I need a new teapot too, I was just thinking that this morning. I agree, with Robyn, that bringing her mom into it, is just way way way below the $200 fancy designer belt.
I don’t blame Gizelle for not going on the trip. It’s already awkward to be the only single girl around other couples, but the mean girls shit Wendy said to her was so unnecessary. Is this 1950? Why are women making other women, in this day and age, October two thousand freaking twenty-one, year of Our Dang Lord, to feel inadequate to not have a man ? So embarrassing and setting women back like 100 years.
Here’s ‘Zen Wen’ again.
Robyn says she’s not attending the “couples fight, “ oops, I mean trip either. But looks like in the previews they both change their mind. Probably getting FOMO.
Ashley still not wanting to bring Michael around the guys. I guess because of the end of last season and the issue with Chris? Seems like he’s being kind of a pussy to me.
Ashley and Candiace are so flipping cute. I usually love most of Candiace’s outfits. Wish their behavior was not always so annoying.
So this bring me to my weekly commentary on the outfits: I am a high heel wearer – when the occasion is appropriate, so it’s not that, before you all go thinking, “you don’t have to high heels if you don’t like them, some people like them, lalalala.” (got shit on facebook chat group for being “conservative” which I’m not, for not liking some of Wendy’s boobs completely out, attire in some of the earlier episodes this season. Apparently some people on these ‘forum for opinions’ chat groups, don’t want to read actual opinions, if they differ from theirs.
So anyway, I just don’t get Wendy’s short dress and 6 inch stiletto heels upon the arrival at a shore/bay vaca ? And don’t even get me started on that ugly logo bright yellow jacket thing. Wouldn’t normal people be in shorts and flip flops, or wedges if you wanna little extra pop? Guess they feel they gotta dress for the cameras. It just seems like it’s trying too hard to make some sort of point. I am just a big crazy believer in dressing for the occasion. (and weather of course).
They are at the inside bar area doing many many shots. (Mia, ZenWhen, and their guys) Mia’s guy in particular is PA -OUNDING the shots. This looks like it could be an issue.
Ashley and Karen are riding together and she is pumping in the car. She’s a good mom. Must be nice to get your ass hauled around
constantly, and never have to drive anywhere. Maybe I’m a little jelly.
Candiace arrives and oh NO she does NOT go for the mom AGAIN as soon as she arrives.
What’s with all of the ‘giant’ comments by Candiace about Mia ? Isn’t Wendy also pretty tall ? Maybe her feet just aren’t as big?? I don’t know but her going for looks constantly is getting kind of old.
Mia’s husband is very very toasty – guess in 50ish years of drinking, he never heard of pacing yourself a little, you all just GOT THERE two minutes ago.
Of course now more shots, and more shots, and a few more shots.
“Is this the ocean???” was that Askale that said that ? what ? Don’t these people live like a few hours from the eastern shore beaches ? But she can’t tell the ocean from the bay ? Here’s a helpful clue:
Bay: you can see land in the distance.
Ocean: you cannot see land in the distance.
They’re all in a bedroom analyzing Mia’s marriage ? He told her to shut the fuck up, but it seemed to me like it was mostly a joke? Their relationship is giving me very similar vibes to Erika and Tom Girardi actually. Which is the almost exact same scenario, so I guess it’s not too surprising.
I thought they all knew about Mia’s mom situation. Mia enters. It soon turns into all of this ridiculous childish competitiveness and Candiace’s video being “low budget” ( REALLY tired of hearing “low budget” already, can we come up with another term ??) and Askale is like – “bitches enough already! This is a vaca, NO ONE CARES !!”
Who would not agree with that?
Mia supposedly gets a phone call in the middle of the argument and she saunters past the girls saying something like “you understand me by beautiful “rich” friend, unlike these broke ass bitches.”
Yep, east coast Erika Girardi. Typical shit from a ‘broke-ass bitch’ that marries money.
The argument carries into the kitchen and lettuce gets thrown. (tossed), and there is a lot of finger pointing.
My question: why take this foolishness on the poor defenseless salad??
