They arrive at the Preakness horse racing event.
And it’s a big big big big thing that not only does Angel use way too much filter, she also didn’t graduate from college.
I don’t know why they keep making it a thing about how they went to the same school but didn’t know each other or ‘hang out’ together.’ They were literally years apart.
Also the audience literally does NOT care whether or not this broad graduated from college or not.
Wendy says “something transpired.” I just cannot wait to get to the bottom of THAT. Not.
Ashley’s picking up a dude already.
Tia’s not having Ashley’s childish BS and shuts down her attempt to get under her skin. She’s right. Adults, when something is addressed or brought to their attention that’s relatively minor, and they say ‘I’m sorry about that’ you fucking drop it.
I love when Tia asks her why she’s struggling to comprehend this. That shut her up.
K doesn’t know what tongue and cheek means.
Jassi is joining the group. Someone brought to my attention I spelled her name Jazzi last week. Sorry.
She and Angel haggle over whose man is the better football player. That’s so adult.
The ‘First Lady of Maryland’ (Dawn Flythe Moore) does not want to appear on camera with the raggedy Potomac Housewives, which I found interesting.
I am sure she was especially glad to be blurred out of that scene with Wendy, in light of the recent charges brought against her and her husband.
I love when Wendy says “let’s keep it classy real quick.”
No truer words have been spoken on Housewives, because they literally kept it ‘classy’ for like three seconds.
Jassi really seems to be trying to crawl up Wendy’s asshole for some reason.
So we quickly resume what we were doing. K tries to get going by saying she wasn’t aware that Jassi and Stacey “have a problem with her.”
I don’t think Jassi should be dragging K for her man issues, which K quickly points out.
Why don’t they agree both of their dudes are douche bags and call it a day? They’re both abusive and/or cheaters. As we know, those two things often go hand in hand.
As I know.
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Ashley doesn’t even know where the hell she’s going. She tells this stylist dude it’s ‘in’ the Bahamas, Barbados or Bermuda. No girl it’s one of the islands that make up the Caribbean Islands you twit.
He doesn’t know either since he didn’t correct her. “Somewhere down there.”
Why the hell is Angel wearing fucking face mask at the airport for fuck sake. Seeing that shit give me serious PTSD.
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I see Ashley knows how to pop champagne. She may not be able to find Nevis or St. Kitts on a map, but at least she knows how to take the gold wrapper off of the bottle, which is more than we can say for Four Degrees Fraud and Stacey.
Didn’t know about the ‘no camouflage’ rule in The Islands. See, you CAN learn things on Housewives. Angel commits that offense. I’m sure she’ll get dragged for that later.
Of course they have Ashely in her yap making fun of her, who you remember thought St. Kitts and Nevis were IN Barbados or the Bahamas. So maybe she wasn’t the best choice for that ridicule ten minutes after that scene.
Production usually is shady and points out this stuff. What’s going on? Who was sleeping on the job?
They take a yacht from St. Kitts to Nevis.
Gizzy immediately gets messy accusing K and Angel of not wanting Jassi to be part of the trip. I’m losing brain cells.
In the spirit of keeping up with being miserable on this boat trip and talking nonsense, in the sunshine of the beautiful Caribbean Islands, Jassi accuses K of talking about Wendy six months ago.
Literally no one has even noticed how breathtaking this all is, until they finally shut their fucking yaps and stop poking at each other like a bunch of ten year old boys.
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Ashley and Gizelle are being so catty. They conspire to make fun of Angel’s over-filtering on her social media posts later over dinner.
Yeah the picture is overdone. She added some cheekbones, a smaller nose, etc but they ALL do this. Has she ever seen Gretchen’s or Teresa’s photos verses what they really look like?
Gizelle is being very consistent and seems she has some sort of dismay towards Stacey about her divorce and reconciliation with her ex, which is strange because Gizelle ALSO attempted to reconcile with her ex (we all know how that turned out) and when she got asked about it, she told everyone to mind their business.
Meanwhile Jamal was back in Georgia banging half of the congregation, and having a whole ass baby behind her fucking back while they were supposedly ‘working it out.’
Only Gizelle and Kyle Richards seem to get away with that. I guess Bravo thinks it’s just easier to keep them.
So Stacey receives a blank note card and an unmonogrammed robe.
That whole scene was just ridiculous, even for Housewives and also some very bad acting I might add.
“Where’s MY name??” as she holds her hand to her heart, as Wendy points out all of the omissions. Wendy is an extra bad actress. No wonder the police were immediately suspicious.
Angel and K commiserate in their villa about the group, and Wendy specifically.
I mentioned this before but I’m going to again. It’s so ironic that K and Angel’s little spat was due to Angel defending Wendy and telling her she took the makeup comment the wrong way.
Now Angel decides she can’t stand her. Of course she can’t. She’s unlikable and unpleasant as fuck.
So they do the airport flash and I notice Angel had the camo backpack on, yet no one said anything to her? When they all supposedly knew?
She also claims no one greeted her at the airport as they play that flash and she was warmly greeted. When they’re nice to your face is when you gotta really worry.
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Okay Ashley’s dress – what in the holy fucking **** is that?
She looks like a big pink box.
I always thought the rule of thumb when it comes to fashion and fit, is don’t wear something that makes you look 100 pounds heavier?
Gizelle’s dress is actually cute. It looks kind of cheap, but it’s cute.
Stacey prods K about whether or not she and Dufas Greg are back together, when she knows damned well they’re back together. Wasn’t he at her house at her gathering?
Also she was asking him a bunch of questions regarding their status.
So, yes for whatever reason, she’s back with this spineless beady-eyed bully mother fucker that picks on GIRLS, because he’s a coward.
I guess Angel is seeing she’s being targeted by the group. They all think she’s not talkative enough or whatever.
They bring up the argument Angel and Wendy had at K’s over Angel’s willingness to make up with K.
Wendy tells her she doesn’t seem to be ‘excited’ to be around them. Who the hell would be excited to fraternize with these dumb ass mean girls.
Then in the next damned breath they start picking on her social media pictures. AFTER asking why she’s not happy to in their company. Can’t make this shit up.
Wendy starts cackling.
Perhaps THIS is why she’s not excited? I don’t know.
She claims the picture is not filtered when it clearly is. She does say it was taken a while ago. Like how long ago? Like fifteen years?
I don’t know why she doesn’t just own the over-filtering. She is definitely making herself prettier than she actually is.
More of the same with Wendy, Angel and K.
The unmonogrammed robe and empty card comes up, and Gizelle repeats this she ‘doesn’t know who she is’ schtick.
So Stacey counters that with Gizelle dating a former NFL player – Shawn Springs.
I looked him up and at least this one is age appropriate.
Ashley starts filling them all in, and Gizelle seriously does seem annoyed.
I feel like even if she just went on a few dates with him, she should be sharing. They flashed on a scene where she was asked point blank if she’s seeing someone and she said no.
But STACEY is the one misrepresenting herself and being confusing. Okay Gizzy.
You know people with this weird personality type tend to accuse others of what they are doing. Gizelle misrepresents herself so Stacey must be doing that.
If someone is randomly accusing you of lying, it’s because THEY frequently lie. And no, not little white lies like ‘I’m late because I was stuck in traffic’ like full ON made up BULL SHIT.
Ask my ex. He knows all about that. It’s called compulsive lying, and it’s part of having a DYSFUNCTIONAL ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY (meaning you don’t have normal social skills, not you don’t like to socialize.)
People that tell stupid random lies do this because they feel powerful when people believe them. I know – fucked up right?? Yes, it’s very fucked up.
So back to this. Mean Petty Girls Gizzy and Trashley now attack Stacey for supposedly hitting up Chris Samuels, another former NFL player and former Housewife, Monique’s ex, hoping to date him.
Again I say, so fucking what. She was single, he’s single. Now chasing after him relentlessly, or stalking him, yes that’s embarrassing. But if she just hit him up to see if he had interest, so what. SO WHAT.
Stacey looks to me like, yes she did reach out to him with a ‘heyyyyyyy!’
Are we watching ESPN or Bravo?
