“From the kiddie pool to the dating pool I’m ready to dive in.”
Now Bravo tagline writers, that is so inappropriate. Don’t these bitches have any say or have the brains to refuse them? Comparing playing with her two small sons to banging dudes? I don’t even know what to say.
Beginning of this ep picks up with Gizelle throwing ladies that tried to do both events, out of the venue, Stacey, Mia and Jassi.
Ashley I don’t think agrees with this plan, but has supports Gizelle’s decision. I support her supporting her friend.
Gizelle is thinking with emotions right now because her event was to honor her late father, and Karen’s was to receive accolades for being a drunken town ho. So we should all understand. I understand not having respect for town ho’s.
Having said that, it was a little brazen for Ashley to run out to the van after they were kicked out to give them the QR CODE begging them for a donation.
It IS a good cause, so there’s that, but that was tacky. Jassi closes the door on her.
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Not sure what happened to Kruz and Karter. These kids have to be imposters. Where are Wendy’s little boys?? I wasn’t understanding why they were putting price tags on everything they were wearing.
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So there’s a little powwow the following day at Stacey’s, with Ashley, Karen and Jazzi in attendance to discuss the turn of events.
Karen enters yelling “what the fuck is going on?”
Sounds like Karen decided to infringe on their event to get back at them for the birthday party digs.
Seems she’s a little salty over the Uber gift cards.
Karen IS playing the victim in her DUI. She points out she could have died.
I mean the actual fucking audacity.
“Or killed someone else” Ashley quickly adds.
She has had not one second of remorse in any of the episodes so far.
It’s really quite disturbing.
Karen points out Ashley’s bunions while slipping into a Southern accent.
Let’s hand it to the Grand Dame. It’s a clever comeback when someone points out you could have killed a carload of people driving while shitfaced.
On another note, I see said bunions are not deterring Trashley from wearing stripper heels.
Long story short (I am trying!) they want an apology from Gizelle before moving forward and Ashley says ‘fine I’ll let he know.’ She’s doubtful that the apology will actually take place.
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So not only are the Housewives hitting the Oh Oh Oh Ozempic, but apparently also are the Housewife mothers.
Wendy’s mom is looking awful svelte. Suddenly when there’s a miracle weight loss drug that you can take having to do little to no work.
I would wonder, is it too good to be true? What’s the catch? But apparently I’m the only one wondering that.
Did anyone else catch that bitch shoving the stinky frozen dead fish into poor little Kamrynn’s face and Kamrynn crying?
Wendy doesn’t even correct her and ignores her child.
I feel like Kamrynn is always ignored when she’s on camera. She’s seeming to like hanging out in the kitchen with them and they’re not even acknowledging her presence except to try to scare her.
Arguing trip is being planned, sponsored by Mia to North Carolina to some murky lake.
Wendy announces that Eddie’s dad wished her a happy Mother’s Day. In case you forgot Eddie’s parents hate Wendy and haven’t spoken to Eddie since they got married. I’m not a Wendy fan so I have a hard time disagreeing with Eddie’s parents.
We learn that Crazy Susan and Eddie’s mom had been friends previous to Eddie and Wendy getting engaged. I’m not sure what to make of that, and I don’t know that I care that much.
Can’t we all agree that Wendy is not very likable? I think everyone should agree with me on that. Maybe if you don’t you just don’t notice because perhaps you’re not that likable.
It’s like a stupid person isn’t going to notice another person being stupid. A snooty person isn’t going to recognize another person being snooty.
She wants to invite his parents to her 40th birthday party.
“I’m for peace, you know me” says Susan who engaged in harassment and ‘praying against’ certain people last season. Woman spare us. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree. They’re both delusional and wacko. Old Susan seems to be doing some damage control. Peace my ass.
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I don’t know about K’s dude, Greg. He gives me bad vibes. When her mom asks how it’s going with her living with him, he says “she’s doing great.”
She’s doing ‘great?’ Is she an employee? Sounds like someone wants a caretaker, not a wife or girlfriend. I know someone else like that. Hopefully Greg isn’t also mentally ill, bipolar and satanic.
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The twins are off to prom.
Gizelle’s ex is attending the prom send-off and is as sketchy and skeevy as always. The dude exudes it when he walks in the door. Don’t even get me started on what he’s wearing.
Captain Skeevo is worried about making it back to Atlanta for church the following morning. He does not want to disappoint his ho’s, I mean his parishioners
So one guy comes to pick up both twins. I know these are kids so I’m not being pervy. Perhaps the other guy didn’t want to be on camera. The one that showed up also seemed a little shy. But they should have said that. Or she could be going stag.
At any rate, they look so stunning. And grown-up.
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For me, Mia is just not fitting in anymore as a Housewife now that she’s not with Gordon. Her ho-ness is now on full display, whereas she was able to keep it under wraps when she was married. All of this not knowing who the father of her kid is, is so fucking gross!!
She’s complaining about Gordon’s coffee drop-by’s since they all live in the same apartment building.
But at the same time, a few eps back she was bragging about doing his laundry for him and how they’re all one big happy family unit. So which is it??
They’re hanging out in an AirBNB to avoid him.
She has Jacqueline over for a birthday celly for Jacqueline’s ex. Sounds like a very long very dysfunctional relationship. She announces to the group that they are separated and he has “a big pee pee.”
I guess just go with it. It’s Housewives.
And why am I not surprised this Inc dude was hitting on Jacqueline back in the day?
Inc insinuates that Jeremiah is his kid when Jacqueline’s ex-dude or whatever he is, asks if he has kids. Unless that was a production manufactured glance at the child when he was asked.
Either way, that’s so messy, uncouth, weird and trailer parky. Bravo if we wanted trailer park, we would watch 90-Day Fiance. Or Jerry Springer.
Or go visit Doug and Whori at Greenview Terrace.
I hate to say this, but does anyone think the child looks like Inc? I think he looks a lot like Mia, so it’s hard to tell.
Mia complains Gordon keeps dropping in for random requests. I’m sure he’s probably doing it on purpose to be a nuisance. If so good for him. It’s kind of funny.
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I’m trying to like Stacey. The whole thing is weird, newly separated, but you’re ‘in love’ with another dude, but still living with the ex, interrogation of her child on camera. She seems kind of all over the place, but boring at the same time.
She refers to this guy as ‘her friend’ since they’re not having relations.
She tries to kiss him, and is all googly eyed when he enters the gym. He blows her off and calls her awkward. That WAS awkward.
Then they start talking about how much she wants to ‘sleep with him’ and it gets even weirder if possible.
I feel like he’s definitely just not into her.
“I don’t want to be intimate until you are my wife.” Said no guy ever.
He asks her about her divorce and she doesn’t want to discuss it. I goes more downhill when she tries to massage him and he clearly wasn’t comfortable with that. I don’t think he’s attracted to her at all. Every time she tries to touch him be backs away.
Also why is he wearing leggings?
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Mia and Inc gossip about Karen’s impeding court date and that the blurb shows it as a criminal case. Which yes, it is is embarrassing What’s more embarrassing is her failure to take any accountability whatsoever, or express any remorse.
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There’s a Housewife outing, and Gizelle keeps grabbing her boobs every time someone walks in. Not feeling this horrible jumpsuit she’s wearing. It’s so ill-fitting. The zipper in the back goes down to her ass. She has been doing better, but this is not an example of that.
Gizelle apologizes to the ladies and says kicking them out of her event was displaced anger, and she was really pissed at Karen. Maybe she was grabbing her boobs because she was anxious about apologizing.
I like how Gizelle doesn’t acknowledge how out of character it is for her to issue apologies.
Stacey for WHATEVER reason gets all ticked at Ashley for telling the group she has a new dude already, when she never told Ashley it was a secret. It didn’t seem like it was on the down low when she was practically jumping on him at the gym and coming onto him like a horndog.
Ashley did nothing wrong and Stacey is looking for a moment.
That was dumb.
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We’re off to North Carolina to this weird lake that Mia ‘grew up on.’
Gizelle vows to talk to Karen about the DUI.
They ride alone to their accommodations from the airport and Karen looks immediately uncomfortable. She knows her dirty deeds are out there, and she knows it’s coming up.
“How are YOU doing?” Mia asks her.
Karen STILL insists she can’t discuss it even though the story is news, so she CAN actually talk about it. I know she’s in denial and all, but she CAN talk about how it’s affecting her personally and emotionally. She knows this.
I just looked up what’s going on now with her DUI and shocker, she’s still in denial and to me, a low of all low’s, blaming driving drunk on her parents’ death six years prior.
Seems she’s trying to get out of her DUI charges with technicalities.
I love Mia’s very direct while touching her leg “Karen, it’s on the internet.” She acts like it’s a big fucking secret.
“Well then read it.”
We’re doing that again.
She forgets she’s being paid to share her ‘reality.’ Which includes a DUI unfortunately.
“It’s all about taking care of Karen.” She says. IS it??
Let’s cradle ‘Karen’ who was speeding down the highway one month ago drunk off her ass with open beer cans in her unregistered car. Whatever she drank at the restaurant I guess wasn’t enough.
It’s her parents’ fault for dying you know.
This trip looks like the trip from hell for her judging by previews.
She could have opted out of filming if she didn’t want to talk about it but she didn’t. I don’t feel sorry for her.
She doesn’t want to admit to any wrongdoing because she’s fighting it over not being read her Miranda rights.
Maybe she was too drunk to remember.
