I can’t even get through the Wendy scenes.
She has issued a statement, by the way.
Seems she’s a little upset at the police for arresting her and calling out their fucking scam. They had ‘no right’ to arrest her for filing a false police report and stealing money form their insurance companies.
When you make up stories that things were stolen that weren’t, and you get reimbursed for said items, that is lying, and that is stealing. She’s no better than Erika Girardi. And THAT’S pretty embarrassing, Wendy.
Wendy meets on a random bench with K. They’re still at odds since Wendy the THIEF AND LIAR, was giving her a pissy attitude at an event in the non-filming months and made fun of her makeup not looking ‘professional.’
She already has the ugly Wendy scowl going.
She thinks it’s ‘juvenile’ for K to bring up what she said, however NOT juvenile that she SAID IT.
That is fucking Wendy (aka narcissistic personality disorder) 101.
How DARE you accuse them of doing or saying something that they definitely did?
You’re fucking nuts for repeating it back to them, but they’re NOT NUTS for saying it to you in the first fucking place.
I feel so sorry for NPD people. It must really suck to be living a world of delulu and in a complete false reality.
No wonder they’re always so fucking cranky and having to steal the light and spirit from their partners.
If they can’t be happy in their miserable fake perception, then they MUST make you miserable too.
Wendy and K accuse each other of not being a good friend to the other and that seems to be an issue. Wendy comforted her last season and K never calls her. They’re only ‘show’ friends and they thought they were real friends.
That typical argument.
Wendy then starts cackling at her like a hyena and gives the finger when she shares she doesn’t get why she acts like she doesn’t know her when they see each other at events.
This is so redeeming to watch Wendy act like this such a pretentious snot-nose asshole.
Like SO redeeming.
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I don’t feel like listening to this chin-check shit again from Angel and her supposed friend K anymore.
Why doesn’t Bravo mix it up a little bit, since the shows have evolved in a lot of other ways, and actually have a Housewife bring her longtime friend on the show, and they actually have each other’s backs? Like don’t defend their enemy just for the sake of defending their enemy, and act like fucking ACTUAL friends??
That would be so much more realistic, don’t you think Bravo? If you’re reading this?
Bravo has them breaking the fourth wall constantly and referring to ‘the show’ non-stop, so why can’t we let the friends be fucking friends already? There’s already enough turmoil. After all we do have Gizelle and Ashley with nothing to talk about in their lives, so they’ve been deemed the official pot-stirrers.
It’s the same TIRED fucking shit over and over and over and over. It’s so obvious production is telling them to be a dick to their friend.
Like why in the FUCK would this Angel chick be defending fucking Wendy of all people, for making a cunty remark to her friend of twenty fucking years? That’s what K is pissed off about, and she has every right.
Tough titties (no pun intended) woman if you didn’t like the ‘chin-check’ phrase.
It wasn’t fucking literal and it’s not that deep. NO ONE cares. Especially in light of the fact you were defending Wendy, and now Wendy has proven to be a fake immoral trashy thief living a phony life.
Who clearly could not afford to get her makeup done professionally, but still is, and drags another woman for doing her own.
Angel feels disrespected? Okay lady. Sit all the way down.
The husband robotically agrees with her instead of asking why K was pissed off in the first place.
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Stacey meets with Jazzi whom we met last season. Is this the one engaged to the football player whose relationship seemed a little questionable as far as
the timing of the birth of a child to another woman verses their dating timeline?
I guess she didn’t make the Housewife cut for this season. Maybe next year.
At that point he’ll probably be cheating on HER, so they’ll want her on I assume.
I haven’t even missed Mia. It was last week that I first realized she was gone. Totally forgot about her.
Wendy and K are battling over who is hosting a pre-game event before Preakness, and who has the better event planned.h
Stacey complains about what feels like a constant gang-up from the others and how they don’t believe she’s divorced. I again don’t see what difference that makes.
Gizelle has a new man, Stacey says, but doesn’t seem to want to share anything about it. This is what she always does. Gizelle is the Kyle Richards of Potomac.
Whole different set of Housewife rules for her that no one else gets away with.
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Gizelle meets with Wendy, Tia and Angel to talk about the first arguing trip of the season, and they’ll be going to Nevis in the Caribbean.
It’s so sad to see this shit that Wendy wears because first of all she looks asinine, and second of all, this garbage is what drove her family into financial ruins.
I thought it had to be a joke when she walked in wearing this. Then she comments about the clothes in the store being ‘grandma’ clothes. GIrl maybe it’s just not stuff made without your vag and butt hanging out of it.
(Wendy whit eo utfit)
The girls approach her about the makeup comment and she claims it wasn’t said in a rude way.
Not the chin-check discussion again. Jesus.
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Not fucking ‘Greg’ on my screen again. Blghhh! Yuck! Ick! Can’t standhis hollow lifeless beady little eyes. He reminds me of my ex so much.
K prepares for her pre-Preakness brunch.
Listening to her in her yap making excuses for him, and how his intentions are good and how much he loves her makes me want to puke.
K drags Gizelle for her outfit citing that she put no effort into it. No K, the sad part is that she DID put effort into it. I see she got the cheapest fascinator on Amazon that she could possibly find.
Beady eyes is definitely attempting to redeem himself this season.
You can tell he’s on his best INAUTHENTIC behavior. Hey, he needs the book too!!
Men that treat women shitty should have been drowned at birth. Fucking bullying girls around for fucks sake. Embarrassing.
My ex also abused our child, so there’s THAT. So he spent twenty years picking on a girl and/or a child. I should have spoken up more. I have had that pointed out to me by my kids, and I agree. I should have. But when you’re also being verbally and mentally assaulted and abused regularly, and trained to live in fear of said abuser, you don’t always do what is best for yourself and your family, because you’re afraid of the repercussions.
And we’re AGAIN back on chin-check. I thought we were going to talk about Stacey’s bad breath actually.
I feel like it’s just like saying ‘I wanted to smack her when she said that.’
It was said in jest and figuratively. It’s getting beyond ridiculous. There’s ridiculous, and there’s Housewife ridiculous. This is beyond even Housewife ridiculous.
So K apologizes to Angel AGAIN, but the girls egg her on to not accept the apology.
Her ‘energy’ at the boutique was probably different because she was trying to impress these dumb bitches with her high school smack talk, but then when her friend of twenty fucking years sincerely apologized to her face for using this ‘aggressive’ phrase, she decided to let it go. Like an adult. But we cannot have that on Housewives now can we?
This isn’t hard —- GIZELLE AND ASHLEY. Ashley pipes in and she wasn’t even fucking at the boutique when this took place.
Angel is not appreciating Wendy’s intervening and insinuating that she’s fake.
What’s funny is that fucking Wendy is who she was defending in the first place to piss K off.
She tries to explain emotional intelligence to these bitches. Yeah good luck with that. Their JOB is to be as emotionally UNINTELLIGENT as possible.
Kind of like people that hate themselves so much, and their mere existence is pretending to be someone they’re not, which has to be exhausting, so they feed off someone they have blind jealousy for, and try so hard to bring them down to their pathetic disgusting satanic hollow lifeless level.
That shit-stained household must be a fucking circus 24/7 with two people that really do absolutely live in an ulterior universe.
Back to this, can we stop saying ‘energy?’
Mr. Beady-Eyed Abusive Little Napoleon Man with mommy issues (Greg – the name fits) hands K a wad of cash to use at the race.
This dude is trying HARD to make it seem like he’s a decent guy, when we all know he’s not. It’s nauseating.
They leave for the race. In the van, Gizelle tries so hard to keep this all a thing.
I hope she has a man because she needs one to give her something else to do.
They start to bicker in the van, and I honestly didn’t listen to what all was being said, mostly because I didn’t understand.
It’s safe to say this horse-racing event will also be a circus. Just like the shit-stained household full of entitled emotionally unintelligent deranged miserable narcissists. No wonder they have no fucking friends. People see through that shit.
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