Real Housewives of Potomac – 1/18/26 -Angel On The Outs

Angel addresses the ‘issue’ of having to make sure her husband is okay with doing the bedtime routine with her two toddlers.

Monique was purposely being a dick.

If she supposedly thinks Angel is is some sort of bad situation with her husband, and she can empathize with that, why would she have tried to put her on the spot and embarrass her like that??

Do better Monique Samuels. You’re completely contradicting yourself. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t say you’re concerned about Angel, then do that kind of fucking shit.

Jassi reported Monique’s ‘concerns’ to Angel and she is denying that she is in a troubled marriage with a man that doesn’t ‘allow’ her to do anything, and doesn’t help out with the kids.

We’re on our way via PJ to Aspen, and of course the famous Kemo Sabe, which if you’re not familiar with Aspen, we all know what that is thanks to Kyle on Beverly Hills.

Talk about overpriced and overrated… But hey the celebs hang out there so, the Housewives think they need to compete.

These ladies are screaming desperate to impress tourist in their wardrobe choices.

Do they think actual celebs go to Aspen dressed like this??

Stacey where in the HELLLLL do you think you’re going? And Wendy? Those boots are just SO embarrassing. The only one dressed appropriately is Tia to be honest.

Moving on. Angel apologizes for the water issue and Gizelle immediately yells “too late!!” How is it too late to apologize??

I did see a post that indicated that Bravo chooses the accommodations. SO I’m just putting that out there. If that’s the case, not sure why she didn’t point that out?

And sorry, don’t mean to be Debbie Downer, but is it not possible, if Bravo chose the house, they were behind the lack of running water?? On purpose?

I’m not saying that is what happened, but I’m not saying that’s not what happened.

Gizelle is so fucking Regina George on crack this season. What IS wrong with her? Is it something as simple as needing laid?

I can’t fathom how a woman with daughters can mistreat another woman like this. Especially one much younger, as Angel is.

How would Gizzy feel about a woman treating any of her daughters like this? I’m not taking the time to look up precise ages and doing the math, but pretty sure Angel could be Gizelle’s daughter.

This is really how you’re going to treat this girl, when she has NO CONTROL over the plumbing in an Airbnb that production chose and organized? (assuming that’s true)

I guess I will go along with it being Angel’s bad for not following up to make sure the water got fixed the next day/

But also, why did no one contact her to let her know?

That’s why it kind of seems like a setup. Like it just does not pass the smell test for me.

Tia and Kei didn’t seem to give a fuck either. They had showers. Neither one of these ladies thought to suggest to Angel to have them picked up so they could shower there?

So an electrician AND the property manager went to the property to remedy the situation, and it still wasn’t fixed? Sorry that seems weird.

Angel claims she has alternative accommodations. Gizelle claims she called her ‘people’ (Gizelle has people?) and they’re going to The Four Seasons.

I was cracking up at how Kylie Jenner was one of the ‘big celebs’ she name drops as to who hangs out in Aspen.

They head to a whiskey lounge for lunch where the heat is again on Angel for the Airbnb utility issues. She also gets bitched at for “not having childcare” as if that’s anyone’s fucking business.

Monique whines at Jassi for blabbing to Angel that she thinks Bobby is disrespectful, or mean, or whatever the hell. She hasn’t really been specific. She explains her ‘concerns’ to Angel.

Like I said earlier, I’m not getting any vibes like this from Bobby. I just think he can’t fucking stand these women, which ya can’t really blame him for. I’m not saying I see a perfect marriage, because I would never say that about any marriage. But there are definitely way WORSE House Husbands/Boyfriends to pick on. Past AND present. I feel like Monique should be having this conversation with Kei, actually.

That whole ‘Tia by default’ thing, as far as her staying in Angel’s house, I don’t even know what to say about it. It’s too dumb to even address. All I’ll say is that Jassi seemingly needed to clock in with some sort of ‘thing.’

Oh and I don’t think she knows what the phrase ‘by default’ means?? Tia is right. I wasn’t ‘default’ – it was a choice.

That’s the opposite of ‘by default.’

Lunch wraps up with Angel getting a total pile on and actually crying. This is getting tough because Gizelle is being a downright fucking bully, and it’s getting to be too much. It’s not just some Housewife ‘shade’ at this point.

Ashley has lot of damned, trying to console her, when she knows she’s Gizelle’s fucking sidekick on the bullying, and can’t even suggest to her ‘perhaps it’s time to back off a little, we made our point.’

Telling her to “find her last bit of energy?” Ashley you trailer trash POS, ‘energy’ is not the fucking problem and you know that.

Pay no attention to the way Gizelle and I are bullying you around.

Monique chimes in too, when she’s been part of the mean girling with her whole ‘Bobby is mean’ with absolutely no substantial evidence to back that up with.

(monique angel)

I guess if you want to give these skanks a shred of credit, they appear to feel guilty and bad for Angel.

Gizelle? That’s a different fucking story. She even sees her crying and does not care, and scolds her so are we going to GO????

There’s no crying in Aspen.

She literally sees Angel is crying, and the girls trying to console her, and NOTHING.

This woman has a black heart and NO SOUL.

What can go so wrong in your life that you can be such a shitty miserable person and YOU DO NOT CARE? And when you have the opportunity to apologize or make things right, you don’t bother, and even DENY WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DID. Who can behave this way and sleep at night? So confusing. People like this will get what’s coming to them. The universe will do it’s job.

Now I gotta complain about these bitches’ ridiculous outfits. They rival the OC ladies when they went to Amsterdam. Some of these ladies look like hookers, but the OC ladies were way worse.

Why do they think they have to ‘theme it out’ like this? They don’t. It makes you look like a tacky tourist that never goes anywhere. And why would you wear shoes you literally CANNOT walk in?

Wendy looks the most ridiculous. What ARE those boots?? I’m sure she bought those with her pretend money, like everything else she ‘has.’

Just looking for our pimp…

This Kemo Sabe, while looks like a fun place, seem extremely overpriced. I feel like it’s where you shop when you’re trying to impress people, which explains why Kyle loves it, and her sister Kathy could not have cared any less.

It seems like a very very expensive ‘hick’ store to be honest.

Angel seems particularly impressed with it so that definitely checks. She seems very worried about image and people knowing she has plenty of spending money.

…when you’re trying to prove to people you’re important.

$5500 for a pair of earrings here? That probably aren’t even real gold.

Kei tries to console Angel about Gizelle’s constant abuse.

They head to the bar area. Why is it so NOT a shocker that Ashley met Michael as a bottle girl in an ‘exclusive member lounge.’

Ashley gets permission to get behind the bar, so she makes a shot drink called the ‘pink pussy.’ Never heard of that one. Totally seems like a drink Ashley would make.

She brags about the $4,000 belt she bought, which unfortunately, especially for Wendy, starts this whole thing where they take the floor and announce what they purchased, and what they paid.

I’m sure it killed Gizelle to buy $1,000 earrings, but it was literally probably the cheapest item there.

Gizelle getting ‘second holes’ in her ears at this point in her life, I found to be humorous.

Of course the most embarrassing spending proclamation was Wendy, announcing she got her daughter turquoise earrings, then proceeds to declare that this purchase shows that not only is she ‘rich’ but her kids are also ‘rich.’

That statement literally proves Wendy’s warped view of finances. Having expensive items does not make you ‘rich’ Wendy, that actually makes you poor.

Which as we have recently learned, she and Eddie are indeed poor, hence the reason they’re cooking up half-baked scams to survive.

You do have to hand it to her though, the earrings were only $225.00. Aside from Stacey who was quite unimpressed with the store, and spent $0, she actually spent the least.

Stacey’s up and she’s definitely feeling the pressure, but has to admit she didn’t buy anything. She admits she’s not ‘rich’ (I thought Temu made bank.) Perhaps she realizes how tacky and unrefined it sounds to brag and pretend you’re rich.) In her yap she corrects that to not spending foolishly is actually how you become ‘rich.’

If I were her, I just would have said, “nothing here jumped out at me.”

Monique refers to herself as “rich AND wealthy” (NOTE: wealthy people do not talk like this) and she also decided not to buy anything. WHO CARES.

Now they move to a ‘VVIP’ rooftop section of this wonderful establishment, for more cocktails. I think it’s pretty smart to combine alcohol and retail, actually.

I will buy anything if I’m drunk shopping. It’s such a terrible idea for me. But for all of these pretend ‘rich’ Housewives, sure.

And guess who makes a cameo?? Why none other than Mario of course. What ensues now is absolutely embarrassing and disgusting.

Not sure what’s more gross. Their cheap tacky Shein outfits or their slobbering all over Mario. And by ‘they’ I should be more specific. Ashley, Gizelle and Stacey, who has supposedly reconciled with her husband, so that’s weird.

At least Gizelle is single and age appropriate.

I won’t tell if you don’t.

Kyle has spoken publicly and also thinks these three slobbering all over him and thought it was very strange.

Supposedly, he just happened to be there, but I thinK that is crap. Like really? What a coincidence. He happened to be AT Kemo Sabe as they were filming this?

No.

I don’t get the appeal of this guy. I found him attractive/cute, whatever, when I thought he was a great family man and provider.

Now he’s dating women his daughters’ age range. I mean, ICK.

Also I think he’s aged ten years in the past two.

Now I realize he’s just another lying cheating sack of fucking shit, waste of space on this earth. I don’t know why Kyle defends him. She doesn’t need to publicly bad-mouth him, but she shouldn’t be giving him accolades.

Jassi and Stacey try to talk Trashley (who does NOT need coerced) into going for it.

Again, ICK.

I don’t care who you tell.

I don’t even get this ‘Wanderland’ thing Angel keeps referring to. Then again I find it easy to tune her out when she takes this weird tone in her yaps.

Fly fishing with ‘luxury accommodations’ and a chef?? Like, WHAT??

Anyone fly fishing is not wanting luxury accommodations and a chef cooking bougie food.

And does she really think this group wants to go fly fishing??

Mario shares that he’s “completely alone tonight.” This guy is a joke.

He bids them good-bye and tries to leave. Ashley, Stacey and Gizzy run after him.

OH. MY. GOD. What is wrong with these bitches?? What’s with Gizzy peaking around the door?? How old are we? Ashley tries to get him to say exactly where he’ll be later I think for a booty call. Do they really have to ask how he occupies his time??

Well you know, banging thirty-year old’s, do you live in a cave?

I think Gizzy’s jealous that he’s giving Ashley attention so she tells Mario they’re a ‘hot mess’ and they need to leave.

Gizzy tries to reason with the ho bag that is Ashley Darby, that it’s not appropriate given the Housewife commonality.

Trashley defends that “enough time has passed” No Ashley, it hasn’t. Ten years would be ‘enough time has passed.’ By that time, Kyle will have a new wife perhaps.

It’s just fucking icky. Whatever. Gizelle is acting like she’s taking some moral high road, when she’s legit just jealous he’s giving Ashley attention, and not her.

So now that the distraction has departed, Gizelle gets all Gizelle again. Angel is back on the chopping block, and announces that she has taken over the trip, and they’re staying at the Four Seasons, having brunch and leaving.

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