Going to try to keep this short, it was honestly, the same shit as last week.
And I feel like I just keep repeating myself, talking about Gemily and Badweather Heather DuBratt, gas lighting, Mean Girls…la la la. You’re probably so bored. I was disappointed to see, looks like the Gruesome Threesome have been signed on for next year. Honestly, with the majority of viewers seeming to be disgusted with them, Gina especially, I thought there might be some reevaluation at Bravo. I am putting this out there now, and I really do mean it, and intend to stick by it. I do not want to watch next season if she is on again. After next season starts, if I start seeing on Twitter and the Facebook chat groups I’m in, that she stopped this mean girl crap and owned this bad acting bullshit, and the fakeness, maybe I will reconsider. Maybe.
Starts tonight with the remark that Gina made pretty early in the season after they (Gemily) were fake nice to Shannon when they went out for lunch and margaritas, when asked Shannon if “she had any friends.” Shannon is correct it was a “mean-spirited” thing to say, intended as a jab, and Shannon took it as such. Gina immediately deflects when she says that, since you know, it’s TRUE. I hate to call Gina a narcissist, since they’re usually really smart, how about a wannabe narc? She’s just really bad it, because she’s not convincing at all. I wish Shannon would have told her to stop deflecting. It really wasn’t “mean spirited” what John said when she deserved all of it, after that performance that night, when she was wearing that stupid blazer and looked like Herman Munster.
Gina says she never “did anything to John.” Whatever Regina George. . He was sticking up for Shannon, you dim witted reject! Fuck me, you’re so frustrating and messy! Messy !! Get a grip on adulthood.
I said I was keeping this short.
Then there’s Big Fat Emily (sorry I meant curvy) sitting there smirking, and looking like the Lochness monster wearing an ugly 80’s prom dress, knowing that Shannon is right. Of course John should be sticking up for Shannon ! But she won’t say that. It was in her Bravo contract to act like a fucking slug all season. Sell out. Yuck. Lose weight and get therapy so you can be happy. People that want to destroy others are UNHAPPY PEOPLE. Everyone knows that Big Emily, because of this pesky internet thing where this information on EVERYTHING !! Oh and common sense. Her eyes never look open ???? Oh that’s because of her hooker eyelashes.
Gina did say that ‘no friends’ thing to Shannon just to be a dick. She knows that. So she reaches into her bag of mean girl Heather-coached tricks, and changes the subject to John being pissed at her (and defending Shannon, his girlfriend, not you, the desperate thirsty fucking little gnat that needs flicked away. And yes, he was harsh, but rightfully so, since she was acting again like the Heather- activated evil wind up doll that she had been all season. Wow talk about deflection ! I cannot even stand to look at this woman’s face when she morphs into this weird mode. It’s so weird to me, because it’s so unlike the person she was in previous seasons. Remember? When she was funny and relatable?
Jen shut up, sit there like the mute you did last week unless you’re called upon. She gets in the middle of this with “why would that upset you, to be asked if you had friends?” Because it was a passive fucking aggressive question she said with a smirk, when they were in the middle of an argument about Gina’s previous shitty behavior towards her. It was again a deflection to avoid talking about the planned and calculated gas lighting she had been doing ! Honestly jen, you have your own multitude of problems to worry about. Like a husband that can barely stand to be near you for starters.
DuBratt says that Gina was in an abusive relationship, like that has one fucking thing to do with anything. Now the inflated ego, ‘put a pin it’ not used correctly, yadda yadda – let’s move the fuck on, shall we? At least the 80’s Drag Queen monster is finally shutting up. Maybe they fed her a bucket of wings, and some sandwiches, and she’s calmed down now.
This isn’t going to be short is it ?
Gina has a sinister (AS PER USUAL) smirk as Andy corrects Shannon on using “put a pin in it” incorrectly. Gina, who is stupid as fuck. we all know that Shannon is NOT stupid, she just used a phrase incorrectly, which she doesn’t normally do. It’s not like she’s Teresa or Ramona. Honestly, in the context she is using it, it makes more sense. Andy clearly taking sides and being biased. He wants to egg Gina on (good ratings) at Shannon’s expense, since he’s clearly done with Shannon. I wish she would go out gracefully, and end her Housewife tenure on her own, after this season, and all of this nonsense and abuse that she has endured. She can’t need the money that badly. If I were her, I would tell Andy to fuck off, and figure it out. Maybe start a platform/blog/podcast about manipulation, mean girl behavior, and gas lighting?
Gina attempts to “clarify the no friends comment.” Girl put a fucking DAGGER in it.
Solid Gold called, they want their outfit back. Tamra called, she said you suck at imitating her. Shannon said she was hurt over what Gemily was saying about her friends at the party being actors. Well, we morph back into being dicks and Big Emily compares this to making fun of Gina’s hair. Not really the same. What’s with Andy saying “maybe you’re not that tough.” to Shannon He needs to stop jumping on the mean girl bandwagon here. Shannon was targeted, ridiculed and gas lit all season long, and he knows this. Maybe he was the actual, ring leader, not Heather.
Shannon is being kind of a sell-out and pissing me off. Saying she would like to be friends with Gina, for whatever reason. Gina says she cares about her. Gina cares about her wallet. Since she’s living in a 1200 SF shack in OC, with her loser BF, and their 6 kids. And she has no earnings capabilities past peddling generic face shit someone handed to her, and one wants, and pretending to be a bitter middle schooler constantly. FUN!!
Noella is up, and they flash a bunch of scenes with her at odds with everyone, except Shannon, at one time or another. Noella IS a lot. Sometimes ya just don’t know about her, and she says shit that’s out there, and ya wanna hate her, (she is an example of someone you “love to hate” not like Heather and Gemily who are not being authentic, and resorted to bad acting all season, and we just HATE) but by God, she doesn’t pretend to be anything she’s not, and best of all, she stands up to Heather DuBratt! and does not care what she thinks of her,
I’m not going to go through all of her issues with everyone. The Jen tagging on insta thing was kind of silly. They briefly get into the sushi party, and she felt that Jen egged Emily on or whatever. It was funny when Emily said that “Nicole fired her up, (at Heather’s party) not Jen.” Funny to me, because Nicole was literally just sitting there, drinking her cocktails, minding her businesss, when Big Emily approached her about this 20 year old law suit. (which, let’s face it, emily did to blow up the party, and then intended to blame Shannon) Nicole wasn’t intimidated by stupid Big Emily, and handed her big ass right back to her. It was awesome. IT WAS AWESOME. Go eat something she told her !!!
Maybe you wanna familiarize yourself, MRS ATTORNEY, with someone’s personality, before you walk right up to them and start a silly argument. Maybe she was doing that “as an attorney” as she claimed she was last week, when she was prying and dissecting Noella’s marriage and divorce. She’s pathetic.
They get into the ‘slamming the camera man’ and Nicole’s ‘botched’ surgery. (hey why doesn’t she go on “Botched” to have her tits fixed, that Terry fucked up twenty years ago?) Whatever, Heather was clearly over acting for the cameras that night, just like with the mob wife scene. The whole night was clearly orchestrated by The Queen and her two pathetic thirsty subjects. And when she put her hand up to the camera, it was over the top, and not warranted given the circumstances. Does anyone else feel like they’re being dumbed down when they pretend this wasn’t the case? It was. And this is what is wrong with the HW franchises now, especially this one. Stop messing with the viewers.
Heather says “I know we’re wealthy, but you think I wouldn’t remember writing a check?” when Noella told her Nicole said she won the law suit and got paid. Who says that? Money talks, wealth whispers. She knows the “put a pin in it” phrase but obviously not that one. And OF COURSE Heather also blew out of proportion that card game. She starts that fucking shit with her boney ass six inch long finger wagging around. Be careful, if Emily’s hungry she might try to bite it off. Never mind it’s too boney.
I really do think Emily is obsessed with Noella, and wishes she could be free and cool like Noella is. (and skinny) I Said what I said. If you don’t think so, rewatch Part I and parts of this one. She’s fucking weird. (creepy and weird)
Cannot stand when Gina says, “for meeeeeeeeee…” in her screechy 2003 twang, when asked a question. I can’t stand that phrase anyway, when someone answers a question leading with that. Like we KNOW since you’re like, the one speaking. But Gina in her stupid nasley twang, it’s unbearable.
I must reiterate how overly made up Emily’s face is. The blush, the foundation, eye make up, lips, and fake lashes, all of it! Too dark! Makeup 101 – if you have slitty (beady) small eyes, you’re not supposed to wear a shitton of eye makeup! Why you ask? Because all anyone sees is the stupid makeup! It’s supposed to enhance your features, not make them disappear! It just tops off this horrendous look. I promise to not call her a Drag Queen again. Oh, also, thought the rule of thumb was, if you do really heavy eye makeup, you do a nude lip, or if you’re doing dark lip stick, take it easy on the eye makeup. She did none of this. And this is the end result. If you think this look good, then, you have really bad taste, in everything!!!!
It’s just all bad. Bravo needs better makeup people. Or she could have seen this was too heavy. But I don’t think she could see out of those drag queen lashes. Not sure why I was just forced to look at Big Emily sitting on the toilet holding a tampon, and stuffing her face with a sandwich ? Was that this season? Must have missed that episode, maybe it was in March, when I was on vacay. I’ll never unsee that. Yes we know she’s a pig. She looks embarrassed. Of course Heather says that she “appreciates” that about her. Appreciates what? That she has no shame of her obvious non-stop face stuffing ? Ewwkay. Wow – the ass kissing between Heather and Thing 1 & 2. Can you imagine if that was Noella? She would have been making the most disgusting faces, and calling her unrefined, no manners etc. God.
Well something must have made Heather ‘unappreciate’ her since taping, since seems like you all aren’t talking now. She unfollowed Jen, Gemily and Shannon on Insta a few weeks ago. I love the part in the article where it says “can you imagine Gina’s face when she saw Heather unfollowed her?
I mean CAN you? I’m sure it wasn’t one of her evil arrogant smirks we’ve been seeing all season. It was dumbfounded and hilarious!
Shannon, always the real one, confesses to a face lift, and the doctor saying that he never took so much skin from anyone’s neck before. Euuww. Well she does look great, she doesn’t look overly done and pulled, and it looks like she lost weight too! Emily said her “reunion prep” was working out. Well it shows – NOT ~!!
Heather says fake nice things to Shannon, and tells her she’s doing “amazing.” What – ever.
Shannon does NOT want to talk about stupid creepy miserable David, and I do not blamer her! Yuck! That stupid gold digger he’s stuck with now, deserves him! Shannon addressed last week that they have no communication. But Andy is asking her again.
Rynnnnnne Ryan- who cares? How many times does Jen have to explain this? Who does not know by now that he renamed himself Rynnnnnnne?? But Jen calls him Ryan. It’s not that fucking complicated.
I think Jen’s drunken “This wine is very good. This is very good, it’s so good” will go down in Housewife history like – “Go to sleep!!” or “I said what I said.” It should be her tag line if she comes back. I thought I saw that this whole crew is coming back with Tamra and a newbie ? I think? I hope Tamra chews Gina up and spits her the fuck out!
Jen looks annoyed when they played the clip of Terry calling them “a mess.” Terry can shut it. He’s a fucking pussy that needs to come out of the closet.
Noella feels she was connecting with all of the ladies, until Heather seemed to intervene and tried to manipulate and “control the friend group.” I’m not going to delve too into that a lot, but, she did. Heather answers sarcastically “Yes it’s all me, Noella …” Whatever, she knows they were all sucking up to her, and she was pulling the strings of those three muppets. Again, don’t play with the viewers like that.
Heather and her stupid minions all start yelling at once at Noella, that’s not true! Ohmigod!!! to blindly defend Heather. Pathetic they are !!! As Yoda would say! Not a Star Wars or Star Trek (same thing) fan, but I do know Yoda talk. Andy yells at them to shut up. Well these are your monsters Andy! So sit there and suck it up.
Heather defends her “your karma is giving you what you need” statement to Noella. Because why would she say that was a shitty thing to say? I will give her credit: that statement did not appear rehearsed. Gina’s like her fucking back-up singer now, (a lot like Jen, chirping after her, Big Emily) because she’s still working Heather’s bleached asshole to make sure she’s all up in there, and continues to get free shit, and invited on trips, when this has NOTHING to do with her. Gina is a friend gold digger. End of story. She gold dug on Shannon to get a free fucking attorney for her DUI. Now she’s done with her, and Heather is her new love.
Jen looks like she knows they were hard on Noella, because it was the Shannon and Noella against ‘tres chifladas,’ but is afraid to speak up, just like last week when she knew Heather was full of shit about the Nicole crap harming Terry’s career in any way shape or form.
Jen didn’t really start the total ass kissing of Heather until the last handful of episodes. Hey, just realized, why didn’t Andy/Bravo roll the tape on Emily ridiculing how Jen kept repeating after Heather? But they had NO problem playing things to embarrass Shannon? Clear favoritism is on full display here. That’s why I think Shannon needs to say sayonara to Real Housewives. She had a good run. Time to move on. Andy/Bravo is clearly disrespecting her.
Shannon begins defending Noella, and how she was treated, and being in Aspen right after her dad passed away. She brings up, and I hoped she would, Gina saying “shit happens” They even roll the footage, but do you think this sorry excuse for a human can say “I’m sorry” or even take any accountability whatsofuckingever ? Nope! Did Andy address it ? Nope! Like I was literally sitting there last night waiting for her to say “Noella I really am sorry for saying that.” But it never fucking came. What few fans she has left, should see how that silence spoke volumes. Anyone that continues to be a fan of hers, I don’t want to offend you, but you’re stupid. Be smarter. Be a good fucking human. Don’t support a selfish horrible money grubbing human. Just don’t. Please don’t buy her cheap lotion shit.
Noella talks about, and remembers her dad, and Captain Back Fat hanging off of her ugly dress, has to get in there about HER dad. And Heather looks bored shitless and annoyed as she’s forced to sit there for three minutes and listen to this peasant Noella talk about her dad, and no one’s paying her any attention or asking about HER fucking dad.
Andy, however, does seem genuinely interested, (probably because he was semi-famous) and Jen tells her she’s very sorry and seems very sincere. Jen sent flowers and sounds like no one else did. Assholes. Noellas says that he didn’t seem interested in her at all. He made his choices. They were bad choices, but he made them.
They end with talking about the finale, and the concert. Shannon looked bomb that night I thought! Those glasses were everything. Noella should have gone as Cher.
Andy has them say something nice about one of the others. He doesn’t assign them an “other.” They get to choose I guess? Or maybe it was already assigned. Emily starts, and guess who she gives ten minutes of drippy oozing disgusting accolades to? Think I wanna puke. Okay stop Emily, we know! Yuck. Shut up.
What a bunch of fakery. Shannon does Gina for whatever reason, and I wanna puke again. This bitch that humiliated, insulted and made fake problems for her all season, in an effort to social climb. Whatever. I guess Shannon is just trying to take the high road and be the bigger person. Gina says nice things to Shannon, but then good ole Regina George emerges, and she gets a dig in and says “she’s never met anyone that pushes her buttons like Shannon? What ! Girllllll– Shannon did nothing to ‘push your fucking buttons.’ Fuck your buttons !! Whatever, what a disgrace. Everything she did for her? Sick. Get help. and . Go. away.
They end with really overdone weird Pineapple Champ Cocktails. The same person that did Emily’s tacky makeup, must have designed these pineapple container things. Andy has Heather give the toast, but it should have been Shannon, actually. Not surprising.
Sorry this was long.
But before I close up and put want to address my question to Emily that got asked on WWHL (I was so excited !) in the beginning of the season, and it was around the time when they first betrayed Shannon with the Nicole thing. I asked her if she felt hypocritical for stating Shannon “couldn’t be trusted” (remember how Gemily kept saying that over and over?) when they were proving THEY “couldn’t be trusted” since she was blabbing left and right too. Well, she didn’t answer the question, at all, because she knows she’s a hypocrite. Hypocrites don’t like to be told they’re hypocrites. But she told me to “wait for the reunion… she has a timeline…” Well Emily, I watched the reunion and guess what ? Still think you’re a hypocrite that purposely betrayed Shannon. And whatta fuck “timeline” are you talking about ? “People need to understand more ?” Yes, we understand that you’re a fucking liar. You can tell when she’s answering it, that she’s full of shit. Just like when she pretended she’s doing work for ‘The Innocent Project’ when she was asked about it last week.
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