My continuation of Part 1 reunion is ON!! It’s Heather’s turn. They flash on Terry’s bragging about the 55 mill sales price (I’m assuming this isn’t all profit, as in they didn’t own it free and clear, but I could be wrong) of the OC Mansion. Hotel/house I referred to it as.
Heather in the corner rolls her and eyes and makes exaggerated ‘disapproving’ faces of Terry’s unapologetic boasting in his yap.
Heather, stop it. Stop. It. Her annoyance of Terry bragging and calling it ‘Eff you’ money, viewers see through that. At least I hope you do. She is the same fucking way as him, probably worse. They are two peas in a pod. She just wouldn’t say that on camera, and Terry doesn’t care.
Heather is known in OC for treating restaurant and wait staff horribly with several stupid demands, such as certain tables and drinks waiting for them upon entering
We saw a little glimpse of her insane requirements in that episode where she has special bowls that she brought to the restaurant, that she demands for a certain entree.
This woman has no idea that someone has most likely urinated in those bowls at one time or another, or possibly the other one.
I would say at the very least, they’re covered in thick coats of saliva.
I’m sure she’s consumed gallons of OC wait staff’s spit and piss over the past 20 years. I’m going to go you out on a limb and say she has a great immune system.
But whatever, keep up the charade that Terry’s bragging is so off-putting.
She addresses why she kept the house sale on the down low. She didn’t feel comfortable discussing it, since by that point, she was constantly getting bitched at and told, by Emily especially, who was IN LOVE WITH HER last season, here’s this pic again. how she comes off as pretentious and more important than the others.
Terry had a stroke you may have heard. They were at the IV? What is that? Is that another restaurant? Where she drinks servers’ slobber?? Anyway Terry stroked out in front of her, and he was unaware or in denial or whatever, so she car chased him around Beverly Hills in an Uber, forcing him to go the hospital in which his official diagnosis was a stroke. In which Heather smugly replied, “I know.”
She had this poor Uber driver chasing him down in another Uber?
I hope she tipped those guys well, very well, like what they make in a year, but probably not.
Guess we’re not talking about the cheating. Shocker. Maybe next week, but probably not. She made a joke earlier how she doesn’t have any type of inside leverage, or clout with Bravo, and Andy confirmed this, but then I think viewers deserve an explanation as to how she managed to persuade Bravo into editing out all scenes in reference to this. So clearly she does have some type of special relationship with Bravo/Andy. I think they also covered for her getting aggressive with camera people last season. You recall, how Noella kept trying to disclose this? And she kept shutting her down? And guess who didn’t get asked back for a subsequent season?
And I don’t want to hear, she didn’t ‘fit in.’ If this fucking twit Gina Whoeverr, and her dumb broke ass keeps coming back, and they think she’s a fit, then so is Noella.
Onto Taylor and this ‘movie’ thing. She claims the part she asked Heather if she was interested in, was cast to a really well known actress, but can’t say who that is. According to her, this movie is in the works.
So this was funny. She recounts text messages where Taylor tells Heather that the movie is being filmed in Oklahoma to which Heather replies, “where’s Oklahoma?”
She seriously sits here with a straight fucking face, claiming it was an honest question, and that she didn’t know where Oklahoma was located, geographically. Keep in mind, she’s someone who takes pride in coming off as intelligent, and smarter than the other ladies.
Don’t people know that when they’re obviously lying, they totally lose all credibility? Like if you cannot admit to something minor like being snarky about Oklahoma, which isn’t really even all that terrible of a faux pas, for Heather especially, then of course you are okay with lying about anything to cover for yourself.
Who cares if she thought a movie set in Oklahoma was weird. Pretty sure a lot of people are guilty of making stereotype cracks about this area. Honestly, if you don’t live in California or New York, I think you’re susceptible to weird judgy stereotypical remarks from people that just want to be dicks. So what.
Just say you were being a fucking smart ass! She can never just own anything.
“Oh I’m not Magellan” Heather says.
Fucking ass licker, Gina jumps to her defense. Emily laughs at this stupid defense of course.
Laughing at her like she sees through her fakery, and pretend ignorance, not thinking she’s funny. This woman prides herself on her intelligence and really, she cannot own this?? So you’re going to make yourself sound like an idiot instead of owning your shit?
Also it’s where Taylor is from, so it was an intended jab at Taylor. Fucking VaGina sitting beside her, as her fucking peanut gallery muttering back-up, that she doesn’t ‘do geography.’ GINA sit there in your ugly fluorescent beach cover up that looks like you got at Marshall’s on clearance, with you ass hanging out, and your blotchy spray tan, AND SHUT THE HELL UP. WE KNOW YOU’RE A SUCK UP. WE KNOW.
She goes on far too long, proving my point, maintaining that she CERTAINLY was not being condescending. Certainly not.
Jesus Christ. You have to have the most stellar sense of humor to still be watching this shit. Why doesn’t Emily get in on this very bad acting display and cop out, and call this bitch out?
She wasn’t shy all season about calling her phony and pretentious, but she’s going to set here mute when Heather claims she is unaware of the location of a US state, and the stigma attached to that area?
Tamra is asked about the IMdb convo, and the ‘1900’s’ joke. How come one else is pointing out that 1995 IS LITERALLY in the 1900’s. Yes, it was long time a go, but it was literally IN the 1900’s, so the joke isn’t even a valid joke. Super smart Heather who is suddenly unaware of the location of ANY states, doesn’t even call this out.
Again just like Heather and the Oklahoma thing, why can’t she just say she was being snarky. It’s valid to laugh at her and poke fun, because she does act like she had this lucrative acting career, when she was in a handful of failed sitcoms or guest roles in the mid – late 90’s. (the 1900’s)
Taylor gets pissed at Heather over her ‘anti-female’ comment that Heather made in retaliation of being annoyed at her for ridiculing her career. Remember Tamra got Heather all cranked up, and blamed that whole snarky Imdb convo on Taylor, even though Tamra was participating. This sets her off, since she does charity work for domestic violence, since she was a victim, by the dude that hung himself. Good riddance.
I’m not sure Taylor’s comparison is completely valid, since Heather meant it in the way that she was not being supportive of another woman.
Newsflash – Heather certainly is guilty of that too. Most women are not supportive of other women. ‘Girls stick together, and should support each other no matter what, and lift each other up…’ That whole warm and fuzzy thing, is just not reality.
Women are extremely competitive, and most are not able to deal with jealousy in a normal way. It’s fine to be jealous of someone, it’s a normal feeling. How you deal with it is what determines the kind of person that you are. If you’re smug and needlessly rude to the person that you’re jealous of, or worse yet, go to extreme measures to take them down, so you feel better, that’s not healthy to say the least.
Who cares if Heather saw a producer she used to work with in the ‘1900’s’ and said ‘get me off of this the show!” Who cares!! It was a fucking idiotic thing to say anyway, that just makes her look stupid. I mean, she chose to be on this show. In part because, yes, she DOES think she’s better than the ladies. She wants to be the big fish. Do you really think she would be part of a format with five other women who have husbands that are more or equally as successful as Terry and had similar wealth status?
Fuck, no!!
So let’s just let her sound stupid. She’s just big mad that she’s not the ring leader and chief mean girl, with Tamra’s return. Get over it.
OhmiGod who cares about Emily and the ‘not an attorney’ thing. Tamra was making fun of her, and making digs, obviously. That’s what they do.
She’s made fun of everyone. Miss failed gym, fake ‘multi-million dollar’ business, back living in Eddie’s ex’s house since they couldn’t afford the big bougee house they just purchased when she got fired, and begged Andy to be a Housewife because she clearly needed the cash, WHO CARES what she says about you Emily!
Look at the source.
Here we go –her childhood and mentally ill mom she’s been throwing under the bus, and her fake choking up thing. She’s mad at Heather, for not letting her know Tamra had said this. However, she’s not mad at Tamra for saying it. Typical Gemily math this season.
Heather rolls her eyes. Thank God we didn’t stay on that for long.
A viewer question as to her getting ‘picked on’ (this season, and this season only, out of several ) due to her wealth, and their jealousy. Guys, watch last season back if you even find yourself feeling sorry for her for one damned second. Just do it. She and Gemily relentlessly went after Shannon for the entire three months or whatever, of filming, over that Terry bad titty job on Nicole thing that Shannon innocently shared. That took place twenty years ago.
Now she’s in the hot seat, and it’s been constant ‘poor Heather.’ I don’t know why Shannon’s not speaking up and pointing this out.
I agree Heather takes herself way too seriously, and lacks a good sense of humor.
It WAS all fun and games though last season when she was the take-downer, not the take-downee. Just sayin.’
Heather is so sick of listening to these jealous peasants. It’s all over her face.
She loves the word ‘punitive.’ I don’t think she uses it in the right context. She’s using it as a synonym for ‘petty.’ Doesn’t it mean to punish? Why wouldn’t Emily, the lawyer, point this out to her? It’s like a legal term, is it not?
I was surprised they didn’t get into Taylor’s drunken chicken soup dilemma at the Halloween party on the finale. Sorry but Heather’s imitation of drunk Taylor was ON POINT, and very funny. See, she does have a sense of humor, when it comes to making fun of someone.
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Since they’re ready to address Gina’s DUI from four years ago, and Shannon’s incessant need to bring it up, they flash a note that filming was ten days prior to her arrest.
Shannon must know it’s coming, she looks ready to puke as they show them getting refreshed in between scenes. Why do they do this now?? Gina looks smug.
They first discuss Gina and her supposed ‘trigger’ because Jenn met Ryan while she was still in her marriage, and not yet separated. Gina maintains she was justified, but whatever. It was part of the plan when Tamra pitched it all to Gina, who approached Jenn to be a Housewife.
Emily and the arms get involved, and give her the excuse of now being sober, and this is what made her suddenly hyper aware of being cheated on, and felt the need to take it out on Jenn. Okay, let’s go with that, even though we all know had she not been newly sober, she would have reacted the same way to have the much coveted ‘story line.’
And I’m sure she was forced to stop drinking by the courts, possibly in a plea deal, after HER domestic violence issue of pushing Travis down the stairs. In front of his children.
“HIS CHILDREN!”
I know I’m biased, I don’t like Gina, I know, who knew? And I’ve always gravitated towards Shannon. While there are issues, while not perfect, I respect that she has never succumbed to the Bravo Mean Girl thing, and continues to be herself.
But Gina needs to recognize that it bothers Shannon, and she does tend to bring it up, simply because of Gina seemingly not being grateful for her help. Especially, if you take my advice and review last season. The ‘CPS’ comment, probably not necessary. She was trying to underscore how that morning would have quickly gone south, had the police actually arrested her while she was alone with her kids, and how traumatic that would have been. Now, since Matt was in the picture, (recently arrested for domestic violence) the kids may have been in some sort of facility for a short time until Matt could get there.
Shannon was drinking at the time of the comment, and doesn’t recall saying that. Okay, so that’s not a good excuse. Maybe don’t drink to the blacked out point at every event.
And she should have just apologized instead of getting so defensive and making excuses. She does say immediately that she feels awful about it. And it seems sincere. That’s taking accountability. Sometimes that’s even more comforting to hear, than “I’m sorry.”
It seems more sincere for someone to tell you they’re ashamed and feel awful, after they behaved in a vile way, and said things to you that you didn’t deserve, because maybe they had some desperate groveling skank in their ear, and can’t think for themselves. Or himself. Or maybe ‘themselves’ was more accurate. This person I’m referring to has about 47 fucking personalities.
Okay, so back to this — Jenn ‘stirring the pot’ by telling Gina this was said. I mean, DUH. I don’t get why the women get pissed at each other and start ‘accusing’ them of stirring the pot. It is their job to get conflict going. They should all know this by now, and just roll with it. If you say something, it’s going to get repeated.
Tamra’s face tells me maybe Jenn was encouraged by her to report to Gina. Why else would she have randomly invited Gina to her house? Also remember that Shannon is Tamra’s friend, and remember i called bullshit on her desperate attempt to make up with her, and said she had an ulterior motive.
Andy asks if Gina got yet another official apology for making the CPS comment. She has not. Shannon points out that she apologized at the pumpkin patch when she was made aware. The ‘I don’t remember’ thing is getting a little tired.
Shannon explains what should be obvious to everyone, but I guess not. I understood what she meant, and my knowledge about being arrested and ‘CPS’ is very minimal, mostly based on common sense and TV. She did not mean her kids would be ‘taken away’ because she got a DUI. I mean, do we really think Shannon thinks that??
I don’t know why Gina and Heather make bewildered faces over this. It does make sense. She didn’t need to say it, but the reasoning behind it makes sense.
Shannon doesn’t know her sons’ names when Gina asks her kids’ names, only Sienna’s.
Viewers probably couldn’t name her kids either. She honestly doesn’t discuss them individually that much, or at all. It’s always “my kids.” I’m not dragging her for that, I’m just saying. Also she and Shannon aren’t close, so I don’t know what that question was proving.
Gina’s screeching “MY CHILDREN! MY CHILDREN!!!” seems melodramatic. She refers to a future possible scenario of them being on social media, and this causing them extreme trauma. I’m sure by the time they’re teens or preteens, and they have a better understanding of all of this, and how Housewives work, it will NOT be traumatic, and they will not care, at all what a drunken Shannon said five years ago. Let’s be real.
Or they may wonder, why did you continue to do the show, and have us on camera, if this was so traumatizing, Mom??
And Gina needs to remember she did get the DUI, she did drive while drunk, so none of this would be a thing, had she not done that. It’s a big deal. Now it’s Shannon’s turn to deal with it.
It wraps up with Gina crying, sort of, and insisting this commentary has been such a game changing horrific event in her life, that she
“can’t continue to do this.” Meaning, I assume, not be a Housewife anymore.
Oh Pahhlease Gina. That’s a fucking crock. Really doubt if your ‘real estate career’ is taking off, and that’s being kind, to the point where you’d ACTUALLY consider giving up your Bravo checks, because you’re so devastated and concerned for your kids’ welfare. Now THAT was funny.
Previews for Part 2, looks like Arms gets all cranked up about Heather.
