Oh for fuck’s sake, still on the ‘CPS’ explanation.
Valley Girl is fucking TOTALLY milking this shit. If you don’t see that, than I don’t know what to tell you.
Gina voice: who seems to have slightly dropped the Valley Girl thing – “we have to be careful of the words we use…” Her couch cronies cheer her on as if she needs more encouragement.
Gina – the victim. Gina, who last season, blew a semi-innocent piece of not even that juicy gossip about Nicole’s botched titties, and made Heather and Terry go all mafia on Shannon, and pretended that it jeopardized his job.
To fucking use your kids, to make them appear ‘traumatized’ so you can ‘win’ a reality TV argument, is despicable. I would think THAT would be more traumatizing.
And not to beat a dead horse, but had Gina been a little more gracious, and not been Bravo’s robot last season, and treated Shannon crappy for three months because Andy Cohen, and his posse said so, then we wouldn’t be here.
Shannon reiterates that she feels horrible about the CPS commentary, and Gina reiterates that her children have been, or will be, irretrievably damaged and hurt by this.
Who wants to break it to Gina that she is an embarrassment of a forty something mother, who acts like teenager, and is sitting in a dress that would fit her 7 year-old, and sounds like a complete fucktard, in this Valley Girl accent.
Heather consoles her. More Fake tears, more fake pouting and more sulking. Heather encourages her to keep this going because there was no real apology. Okay, Heather, that’s cool. So on brand.
Except there was, and she said she “felt horrible about it.” Twice. As I said last week I would rather hear that, than a flimsy ‘I’m sorry’ if someone has really hurt you.
I don’t know what constitutes a ‘real apology’ in Heather’s eyes??
She keeps brushing her fake lashes with the back of her hand, and dabbing at her fake tears. She knows the camera is on her, as Heather continues to fake console her. Heather wants her to never drop this. And now with the current DUI event of Shannon’s, I’m sure she never ever will.
And these baby blue six-inch long claws ain’t it, Gina. Unless you’re trying to look like you’re from Jersey.
This ‘CPS’ thing has been DONE TO DEATH, AND MILKED TO A POINT OF OBLIVION. Enough. Gina wins. She wins. She fucking wins.
She knows viewers will side with her if she keeps pretend crying, and whimpering “my kids are hurt, my children…”
And these women are too damned old to be getting DUI’s.
If Emily could stop fluffing and caressing that fucking weave, I would be really excited. She loves that fucking thing. What happened to her? She’s literally turned into a fucking bimbo. She’s drinking the Gina Kool-Aid.
Shannon can hear Gina and Heather muttering and murmuring. They understand the assignment, as Gina STILL pretends she’s crying.
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In the flashes I love the clip of Shannon rattling off three things that are points of contention with her and John, such as one of his kids doesn’t like her, but follows it up with, “but I can’t talk about thaton camera” as she talks about it on camera.
I did disclose in an earlier recap that John had her sign something that their relationship couldn’t be discussed on camera. This explains all of her hissies every time John was brought up. However, their issues were discussed non-stop, only second to how Ryan wanted to Fuck Tamra. So I don’t get it.
I also don’t get how these ladies are not seeming to catch on to how this is all done by now. Even being new to the show is no excuse. We’re on season fucking 17 at this point. Jenn, honestly no clue, that the alleged affair was going to be brought up? Did she think she was just going to be ‘this is my new hot boyfriend and his weird jackets?’
I don’t think she’s super quick, but come ON. Her complete and utter shock over Tamra’s drunken disgusting back-stabbing and incessant bitching about Ryan was a shock? Jenn didn’t bother watching Tamra over the 15 fucking years she was a Housewife? That was too much work for her.
So Shannon certainly should have understood what was going to be going down, if she spent all of the off filming months whining and crying how John was a fucking douche. She didn’t think it would be brought up during filming so these hags have something to talk about. I mean we weren’t allowed to talk about Gina pushing Travis down the stairs, or Terry cheating on Heather, so do the math.
It’s how it works, Shannon (whom I would call one of the few intelligent Housewives across all franchises.) You all fucking gossip about each other, from money, to husbands and boyfriends, to kids to houses…
John honestly seems like an asshole, just like David. He just keeps it under wraps on camera, but this stuff she has been sharing with the ladies, and name-calling, the ‘ghosting.’
That is emotional abusive narcissistic behavior. Normal dudes don’t ‘ghost’ their fucking girlfriend constantly. When you’re a fucking adult, if something is bugging you, you talk about it. What is with women? We go from one abusive piece of mommy issues shit to another.
Heather tries to look baffled, and they begin to bicker about who said what to whom, and when and why. Is it not a moot fucking point since they’ve been ‘broken up’ for MONTHS at this point? MONTHS. Almost a year.
Of course since he’s a vile piece of shit, and sorry excuse for a man that should have been drowned at birth, he ‘breaks up’ with her, which gets him out of the whole marriage and commitment thing that she wants, but continues to communicate with her and use her for sex. Stand up guy. What does she see in this dude? He’s awful. Guys that use women and mistreat them, and pretend to love them have such deep rooted fucking disgusting issues. It really is a boy picking on a girl, so do the math.
I don’t get how Shannon, again not a moron, after she’s been told many, many fucking times throughout filming, that she was telling the ladies shit about what a dick John is, while heavily drinking, and doesn’t recall it.
Isn’t she curious how they know the shit that they know if it hasn’t come from her?
It’s time to just own it. She still maintains she bitched about him to Heather only a few times.
She’s in such fucking denial. Like being with these soul sucking fucking assholes, David and John, are turning her into a *****which IS a thing. Dealing with emotional abuse, fighting, and the nonstop ‘fight or flight’ fucking drama causes brain damage and damage to your nervous system,
Why she keeps saying how in love she is with him, I just cannot comprehend. She complains about Heather and Emily saying she has a drinking problem, which she completely denies. That didn’t age well. She’s still in denial even after her DUI. Not going to rehab, not quitting drinking. Just this ‘intense’ therapy or some shit, which she’s doing to impress the judge probably.
Emily points out what I did, that she’s acting as if she has no clue how this whole reality show/Housewife thing works.
I feel bad for her, you can see she’s getting agitated but it’s shit she needs to hear.
I don’t get when her and Gina get into it, how they just don’t like either, and Gina said she has no clue why that is, that Shannon doesn’t bring up last season. Did she forget? Are we being programmed that last season didn’t really happen?
Gina was such a fucking, excuse my French, cunt to her last season. Even at the reunion she and Heather were super mean girl energy.
Every fucking thing that Shannon said or did got fucking twisted and contorted and shit was repeated out of context. The mean girl brigade of Gemily and Heather congregated and discussed their next take down. It was sick,
And Heather addressing Shannon that she’ll take her down, and lose more than her friendship, if she eve talks about Terry again, even made her apologize to him. It was so fucking demeaning. As if Terry was affected in any fucking way, shape or form over that. So ridick.
Shannon IS herself on the show, like it or not, and we don’t always like it. No, she’s not a great apologizer and owner of her shit. But, Gemily, Tamra and Heather take on completely different personas, and look at this like a job.
Production tells them what to do, and who to drag, who to like, and dag nabbit they do it! Not how Shannon rolls, because:
a. Well, she has enough drama that she doesn’t need to, and
b. She wouldn’t fucking do it. And they know that.
Shannon looks at it living her life. The good, the bad and the ugly. She tries to tell these fucking ninnies this, and they don’t fucking get it. They claim they all do this. No they don’t.
Literally so sick of talking about it.
Tamra denies she talked about Shannon and John as they flash to several scenes of her talking about Shannon and John.
We’re on Emily, and I’m probably going to be going on some rants so let me apologize in advance.
The childhood, and throwing her mom under the bus, who suffers from depression.
That’s how much of an ignorant fucking fucknut she is. And I honestly don’t get all of this sudden animosity with Heather, when she couldn’t have been further up her ass, or in awe of her last season.
They joke about the big hair couch and the straight hair couch.
I can’t with this ‘Loser’ thing again. I really cannot.
Here’s the breakdown:
Heather made a ‘losers’ comment about some of the other ladies. Totally something Heather would say. Tamra then repeats it, in a way of making jabs at her, and being sarcastic.
And why is Heather plugging for Alexis to come back? Of all people? Fucking Alexis? She made fun from what I recall for being not very bright. Maybe that’s why she wants her to come back. Just answered my own question again.
Someone to pick on, and help her to elevate herself. She wouldn’t plug for a highly intelligent successful loaded woman to be on, let’s be real.
I don’t get Emily getting all worked up here about the blow-drying confusion. Every time Heather opens her mouth, Emily’s arms start flying, This ozempic shit is making her act fucking crazy. Oh wait, it’s probably her poor depressed mom’s fault.
But I do think Heather tends to lie and deny shit she does actually say. However Emily is still unnecessarily making a fool out of herself.
Andy calls Tamra out on dragging Heather for the ‘loser’ thing when she talks shit about everyone after she got dismissed.
This is getting a lot of buzz out there, when she tells Andy to be quiet and fuck off.
There have been some wives that got fired shortly after lipping off and embarrassing Andy at the reunion, just SAYING. But Tamra should be okay, she has this phantom multi-million dollar fucking CBD company, right? That she’s been working so hard at. She shouldn’t need Bravo’s stinkin’ money.
Andy’s not looking too happy. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
What is this sudden weird choking up thing she does about ‘missing Heather?’ Pahlease. Two seconds after she told Andy to fuck off.
She cries about her ‘tough time’ that she’s been having. Oh, and her 14 year-old dog died? (which Heather has to remind her of) I don’t ever remember her talking about or caring about a fucking dog. I really don’t.
Anyway, the gym and the dog that she’ s never mentioned in 14 years are the reason she’s been a dumb drunk dick all season, and threw her good friend Jenn under the bus.
She suddenly “loves and appreciates” Heather.
This mutual admiration thing is fucking nauseating, and one hundred percent propaganda
That’s it. Next season should be — interesting.
