Going to chiropractors is a horrible awful idea.
I feel like this would not be a Shannon thing with all of her natural and holistic approaches to ailments.
It’s Halloween in the OC, and it’s almost Halloween in actual time. since you know, as I’ve been harping a lot, totally by accident, airing is six months behind, due to Terry’s cheating allegations and Heather’s absolute insistence that Bravo cut out all of the footage in regards to this. Which I guess is why they made her the punching bag, which if you’ve been reading, I’m not mad about.
Ginaaaaa is having a Haloweeeeeeennnn parttyyyyy because it’s her most favoritest holidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
This is the finale, and this was again a stupid season, and I’m trying to keep this short. Long story short everyone continues to gang up on Heather. She pisses and moans about it even though this is what she and Gemily did all last season to Shannon.
Heather continues to act like she has this perfect marriage all the while, Terry has been banging patients and nurses probably for years, because she is insufferable.
Finally he gets caught, and she just wants to sweep it under the rug. Maybe their marriage will get better if they are under a different roof? I think this is why she loves to just keep moving. Why in the hell would you want to give up that house if you don’t have to??
Can you imagine in another ten years what they would have made?
It seemed dumb to me to sell it before all four kids were out of the house. Now they’re back in a rental. She whines to Terry about moving, and getting picked on in Mexico.
You know, I’ve never seen The Heathers? He compares her situaton to the movie.
Wasn’t it kind of like Mean Girls, but dark? I remember hearing about it and seeing it a Blockbuster (yes I’m that old) I’ve never even caught it flicking around on channels that tend to play a lot of 80’s/90’s to early 2000’s movies.
So tired of the ‘loser’ thing! You’re all a bunch of fucking losers!!!!
Gemily is up Tamra’s asshole this season exactly like they were up Heather’s asshole last season.
That whole The Heathers reference. It was funny, first of all because along with 10 million other American female babies born in the late 60-s to late 70’s, her name is Heather. Which I assume is the premise behind the movie, that this whole group of girls were all named Heather.
Okay so anyway, back to Heather and The Heathers. Heather was the head cheerleader last year, that was the chief behind the whole ruckus, and got Gemily all riled up, then they all turned on Shannon.
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Gina shops for costumes with Tamra and Jenn. Heather is the talking point, “I’m not going to be disrespecteeeeeeeed –this is my integrityyyyyyy. I’ve been a good friend to herrrrrrr”
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Okay so there was online chatter about this. Tamra and this ‘woman of the year’ fucking shit for her CBD business.
She brags about this online CBD company she and Eddie have started, supposedly. And this was briefly, very briefly mentioned early in the season when they were were closing up the gym. I gathered it was just another stupid lame basic product (like moisturizer, hats etc) handed to a housewife to peddle shit and use her Housewife persona as a gimmick, And I think I was right. She like didn’t bring it up again until now. And it’s this ‘multi-million dollar’ company yet she never was doing any work the whole time of filming?? Not even one scene. You would have thought they would’ve put something in about it. So she’s running a ‘multi million dollar company’ but not once shown working, and only mentioned it n passing once??
Suddenly it’s such a successful business, and she’s getting some fucking award???
Eddie tells her tells her she looks classy, and she’s a boss babe. Neither of which are true. I’m with dudes that sit and tell me how absolutely everything is wrong with me. But I love this for her. Just kidding.
What I do like about Eddie, even though I did pick on him a little this season here and there, is how he’s happy to stand on the sidelines and let Tamra shine, and not pissing and moaning that no one’s paying him any attention.
He’s looking at her so proud. It’s so sweet. That’s the dude you want, ladies. Just try to make sure he’s straight.
Although this ‘honor’ does seems a little suspect and fake to me. During the photo with all of the other ladies, Tamra does not shut her fucking trap. She’s the only one running her mouth.
Eddie just called her classy and she’s yelling about someone grabbing her ass, and sweat dripping down her crack.
She acts like this, and her guy calls her classy and looks at her like he’s so in love with her.
My fake ex told me he hated me driving home from a party for his parents in July, because he was mad that I was working one night when he wanted me to be available.
So since he hated me, according to him, I blocked him from everything, all devices, and ignored him for two weeks, in which time he proceeded to fuck his ex-girlfriend, and then lied to me about it, when he showed up at my house to tell me he’s sorry. Two weeks later. Those are the kind of guys I get. Oh, and somehow it was my fault fot not managing his bad behavior and tantrums correctly. Almost forgot that part.
Not to mention Tamra is a phony vile fucking bitch which I am not.
Make it make sense.
She claims, In two years they’ll sell Vena CBD, pr whatever it is, I may have it wrong, I don’t care, and come up with a new business to start. Okay settle down Tamra. You’re not Bethenney. You didn’t come up with an original idea. Everyone is selling CBD products now. No on will want to buy it. Yikes she’s dumb.
Jenn and Ryan scene where she again cries to him about his cheating, and he again claims he had the one isolated incident since they’ve been together.
She cries money woes to him because she doesn’t have $5000 for the divorce attorney. What about her Bravo bucks??
She does not own a credit card? Or can’t apply for one that she can put it on? Ryan offers her the money, but she refuses to take it.
I guess she doesn’t even own this house? This can’t be real life that a 40something year old woman with five kids married to an attorney. She does not own a home and cannot come up with 5g??
What’s with these bitches that want to divorce their husbands, that pack up and leave, and do the whole dramatic thing, but then never get a divorced? That’s the whole fucking idea!!
Ya know, if you don’t do it in the moment when it’s all fresh – whatever the issue is, you’re probably not going to. When I threw my husband out after I caught him cheating, I saw a lawyer the next day. I didn’t want him or anyone, in my head talking me out of it. And he did try.
Once I gave this attorney $2500 I think it was, there was no turning back, and I’m so glad I had the balls to just rip off the band aid. This is what Jenn needs to do. Take the money from Ryan, if you’re that pathetic and don’t haver 5000 fucking dollars.
I’m still trying to figure Ryan out. Do we think he really is genuinely in love with her and is committed to her? I’m just not seeing any blaring red flags in the way that he treats her. And he could still be a cheater, and be respectful, maybe he just knows how to be on camera. But for some fucking reason and I’m mad about it, I like him for her. Do I think he’s a little bit weird? Yes. Do I think he dresses like a weird pimp? Yes. But he’ so sweet to her all of the time. It’s making me mad because I really want to hate him. He’s even all excited to eat her spaghetti casserole. Now that’s love.
Five kids and no cooking skills. I don’t get it.
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Shannon and John discuss how they don’t have any issues, and their relationship is normal. Listening to this is hard, however he does tell her he’s looking forward to the twins being at school, so the two of them can spend time together and relax. I would hope he wouldn’t have told her this if he was thinking at this time that he was breaking up with her.
Update on the DUI thing: Shannon is not going to any kind of alcohol rehab. I’m assuming she’s not stopped drinking. She is, however, in “intense therapy” during the day. I’m sure that’s a lot, and she’s decompressing the only way she knows how in the evening. I legit cannot believe this is not rock bottom for her. I mean the fact that you would be driving around blacked out drunk going 90 on a teeny tiny road at 1am, with your dog, isn’t enough of a sign?
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Glazing over this whole colonic thing. Friends who shit together stay together?
The convo about Heather sucking up to Jenn’s (feet) in the van was kind of funny, since she had not said one fucking word to her the entire season. I think it was some overcompensating for the fact that no one was talking to her.
Then there was a little hotel room slumber party issue, when Heather was desperate for attention, so she came to Taylor and Jenn’s room, left to get soup and never came back. And this will be brought up later of course.
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We move from that shit to more shit.
I could barely get through this Gina and Heather scene with Gina’s fucking SHITTON of insanely heavy eye makeup and huge thick lashes, and the way she kept nervously touching and fluffing her hair. Where was she before this that she’s wearing all of this makeup??
This meeting’s purpose was to discuss “the loser” AGAIN!
Heather plays audio of Tamra referring to Gemily as losers. But it really does seem like she was saying it in a facetious way, like she explained in Mexico. I believe Heather did refer to Noella, and possibly others, this way. Then Tamra started using it to mock her. I don’t believe Heather said it about Gemily. Although I do think she believes Gina IS a loser. Show of hands who doesn’t think Gina is a loser??
Gina is kicking up the valley girl thing a few notches. I think when she’s trying to film a really fake and dramatic scene she steps it up. It’s all part of the character she plays, although talking like an 80s valley girl shouldn’t really be part of her ‘character’ should it? Maybe she’s confused.
She looks like she spent two hours in hair and makeup for this scene. Is this really casual daytime hanging out makeup? No. It’s not. It’s giving desperate. And you’re not supposed to do heavy eye makeup and dark lips. One or the other.
Not feeling that bad for Heather, that these harmless taken out of context statements are being thrown in her face, and she’s been getting harassed non stop.
“If you’re my frie — nnnnndddddd you should be telling meeeee these things” says the nasly valley girl.
AS Heather is telling her these things. God, please help this twit, God help her children. I sure hope Matt is smart.
Stilllll weirdly fluffing and fiddling with her hair. Does she have some kind of Benjamin Buttons disorder, that she is she aging backwards because i really do think she acts six. I did not used to think she was this immature, or did i just not notice.??
They flash on Emily’s many bitchy comments to Heather. Maybe this is why she got referred to as a giant mammoth character, I don’t know. I didn’t feel bad about that either,
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Freak show circus whatever party time ! I do really like Tamra’s makeup and costume. It’s fucking cool!! I need it!
Gina walks into the party venue like “omiGod I love it!!!”
These bitches ‘host’ these parties in which they do like, NOTHING. They pay for nothing, they are not involved in the decorating, the food, nothing!!
Why is Emily dragging Ryan for not wearing a shirt? Let him go. Sorry Emily, you’re married to a skinny little dweeb that weighs 140 lbs. Don’t take it out on Jenn and Ryan!
They all shade each other’s costumes in their yaps. Emily is the main offender, who has her tits covered in popcorn….??
Gina sounds like a numb skull in her convo with Emily. I really don’t know how Emily the (non-practicing) attorney can deal with this woman, and listen to this woman speak.
Tamra not only dressed like an Evil Joker Chuckie clown, but is doing weird mannerisms like a jester or a mime or somethng.
She kind of looks like an evil Raggedy Ann too.
Always so dramatic when the victims of the season take down arrives at events. Everyone whispers – “they’re here!!” as Terry and Heather arrive.
Guess Taylor got a bonus to follow the ‘I hate Heather’ crowd. She makes fun of her cirque du soleil costume. Producer said “bitch at Heather for the chicken soup thing” and since she’s not a good asshole, she drank like ten mixies for some liquid courage.
We’ve had a lot of creativity overall on the costumes.
Okay so Evil Raggedy Ann/Chuckie doll /Joker is ready to kick this shit up a notch. She’s all geared up to to see how far she can push Heather.
She starts bringing up Montana to Shannon about how Heather was whining that she felt left out.
Think I am having deja vu from last season when Gina insisted Shannon was jealous of her and Heather’s newfound fake friendship. Honestly Shannon isn’t really that worried about Tamra being friends with Heather. She knows they’re not really friends.
Taylor got the green light to start the hotel room soup issue.
Jenn’s in on it too pumping her up. I don’t disagree with them that Heather was using them for someone to hang with, but does it really make them that angry that she left their room and didn’t come back? It’s Heather.
Gina is suddenly Team Heather and tries to calm down Taylor, but she’s determined to make it a thing.
Taylor is so embarrassing. She’s ‘bragging’ about having wealthy friends that compare to Heather or don’t compare, or whatever.
Heather is not going to have time for this drunk ass peasant whining about chicken soup. Taylor fucked up by taking the liquid courage thing a little too far. She was supposed to have enough to be direct and firm, not a sloppy fucking mess.
Heather mocks her in her yap. And it was hilarious.
Jenna also was given a bonus to confront Heather about nothing.
She does need 5g for this attorney, that she has no access to. NONE. Not even a fucking credit card.
Jenn is not up for this confrontational shit, and she ends up sort of groveling to Heather, as she takes control of the convo. Why did they make this poor girl do this?
Okay, Emily is up. Heather again points out it was Noella who she called a loser. Noella should be on the payroll this season.
Tammy is very interested in everyone’s convos with Heather, I mean INTERESTED. Someone may be a little too concerned, just saying.
Emily again apologizes to Heather. This time, for being ‘rough around the edges.’ Not her childhood as an excuse!! Is this really what we’re doing now, when we act like a fucktard at forty or fifty years old? How Marlo of you Emily! So traumatized that Heather would call her a loser when she’s a lawyer !!
Give me a break. Emily an actress, you are not. She petends to be choked up. Where are the tears??
Go back to party planning and pretending to be a do gooder for the Innocent Project. Wow lady. Here go the chubby arms flying around.
In her yap she steps it up, and tries hard to produce tears.
Stop it Snuffeupagus!! I have second hand embarrassment.
And can she explain how this is Heather’s fucking problem???
This party is giving me whiplash. Everyone running around to each other, and fake crying and telling Heather she sucks.
Tammy, Heather was not taking each ‘girl’ to the side to turn them against you. You weren’t even mentioned, and a lot of the ‘girls’ approached her. Paranoid much?
Tammy’s mad Gemily is taking a picture with Heather. That’s mature. Emily questions the ‘not really an attorney’ commentary. She storms off to find Heather. What is the thing she does in Heather’s face?? Does she really think she’s the Joker??
Heather doesn’t care what Evil Raggedy Ann has to say and dismisses the convo. She thought she was getting Heather all riled up I guess?
Stop saying losers! Who even cares!!
Ohhh I see Tammy!! Now that filming is over, she decides to be cool with Ryan and only care about ‘Jenn’s happiness!!’ That’s convenient Chuckie! !
Wtf is a baccaret bet?? This seems to be how Jenn is able to hire an attorney. Was that a joke?? She doesn’t strike me as the gambling type,
