So I guess Katie is just like GONE now?? Not to be mentioned or even bitched about?
Jenn and Ryan discuss the wedding details and logistics.
To date, they are not married, and have not set a date. Which is strange because they were talking about a summer wedding this year.
Eddie’s looking so rough. He looks exhausted. He seems like he’s filming the token scenes with Tamra to shut her up.
Let’s face it. He needs her to be a Housewife for obvious reasons.
She attempts to recap the Shannon altercation to Eddie. Of course her ‘recap’ is inaccurate. She fails to comprehend Shannon told Tamra her dad had an alcohol problem in confidence.
Her mentioning it while filming was a betrayal. And fuck no her intentions were not ‘good.’
You could even tell as she was saying it, she was saying it to be a shit head. She was smirking for fucks sake.
She fails to point out she said that because everyone with a heartbeat knows alcoholism tends to be hereditary, so Tamra mentioning this was a way of pointing out Shannon has a drinking problem.
Do I think Shannon has a drinking problem? Yes I do. Should the ladies let it go and stop bringing it up? Yes I do.
She is not going to admit because you’re telling her to. Especially Tamra who comes off as bullying her over it. Not someone trying to help.
“I didn’t think it was a big secret” she claims.
So as a viewer, didn’t know this and never heard Shannon mentioning it on the show, so Tamra, it’s not a ‘secret’ per se. But it’s also something Shannon discussed with you in confidence. Soooooooo —— you’re fucking dumb.
And that’s definitely NOT a secret!! Haha that was funny right?
Gretchers and Slade chat about the Fireball admission of Tamra and that 98 Degrees dude that Tamra did whatever with.
Slade loves this so much.
Is Gretchers forgetting (there was Fireball involved) that prior to calling Slade SHE said Tamra was with this dude? She’s literally trying to blame it all on poor Slade.
Poor no-money-no-job-living-off-his-baby-mama Slade. He gets blamed for everything.
Gretch expresses concern about Tacos telling Tamra what was said. I don’t know if it’s expressing concern or not. She knows she’s going to tell her. Gotta keep things moving.
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Sophia is so chill.
What is going on with this latest yap look of Tamra’s?
Did she get her implants reinserted yet again? Did she get the old ones from The Clubhouse to save a few bucks?
Or is this one of those breast plates?
In this scene with Sophia, Tamra come off unnatural and acting like she’s trying too hard.
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Jenn and her daughter go for a facial and discuss her marrying Ryan. She asks Everly to be her maid of honor.
Why does Jenn act like it’s so strange that she says she wants to have a boyfriend in high school.
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So moving on to ‘Gretchers’ hosting a self-defense class. Dressed in a ridiculous get-up complete with a Shein pony tail. The girls behind the desk are laughing at her and obviously think she’s an idiot.
She had “NO INTENTION” of creating a costume you know. As she’s sitting in her yap, also wearing a costume.
The ridiculous braid just fell onto her head.
Jenn never heard of a ‘panic room.’
I like how these dumb bitches think they’ll never be in a situation needing to defend themselves since they live in gated communities and guarded buildings.
Do they never ever leave their house and go anywhere alone? Do they take bodyguards with them wherever they go? I mean really.
Housewives say the dumbest things. I mean THE DUMBEST THINGS.
The fake carjacking scenes actually came off a lot more realistic than the regular scenes.
The groups are shuffled up and they separately their girls’ nights.
Gina vehemently defends Tamra’s ‘isn’t your dad an alcoholic’ comment as being an innocent statement.
I don’t understand why Housewives can never seem to get right the expression ‘making a mountain out of a molehill.’ It’s not that hard.
Tacos lets Tamra know in a rehearsed sounding convo what Gretchen said about her.
Tamra starts droning this singing attempt being ‘in a house – it was a HOUSE.’
Not sure why she’s pointing that out since that would make it more believable that an interaction could have taken place. She seems to be obsessing over small details which is weird.
I feel like the way she points out the meaningless ‘in a house’ detail which doesn’t really help her, but she’s too dumb to see that, tells me the rumor is probably true. Like she was fixated on minor details to deflect from the story.
I could be wrong, but probably not.
Also doesn’t help her to say “we were just messing around” (singing songs.)
Seems random there would be Fireball present at the post-shooting luncheon. Champagne and Fireball. That for sure makes sense.
Gretch proceeds to chug from the two ounce bottle, which seems like a great segue into Tacos talking about the sleep over night and what was divulged.
Jenn thinks couscous is corn.
Tamra is getting praised on social media for suddenly moving to the other side of the table as she confronts Gretchen. She’s been a Housewife for 17 years with a few year break. That would be pretty sad if she hasn’t learned camera angles by now wouldn’t it.
A camera man probably motioned for her to move anyway.
Gretchen pretends to be surprised this is coming up. Tacos and Heather give a rehearsed recap.
I love how Gretch throws Slade right under that bus.
Wonder what “all the shit” is that she knows about Tamra.
Tamra gets all cranked up at Gretchen and does her typical screaming then running away muttering thing.
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