Production flipped the table this season, and told Gemily to go after Heather. So what. She needs to stop her fucking boohooing. They were AWFUL to Shannon last season, over nothing.
That stupid titty so-called dilemma where that Nicole chick had sued Terry years ago for a bad boob job. It was just a stupid piece of gossip, and Shannon told Gemily about it then Gina ran to Heather, who of course blew it completely out of proportion. Terry and Heather put on some mob scene over it.
And I know we’re mad and disappointed at Shannon now over her DUI and hit and run, I get it. But this just happened, so it doesn’t count!
Don’t even get me started on Tamra and how she keeps tormenting her so-called friend Jenn.
She let Jenn know how she feels, now it’s time to just sit back and see what happens. She’s probably right. I agree with her. I think this dude will cheat on her again. I think he lives for attention that he gets from bitches, and can’t stop himself, even if he is in love with Jenn. Or thinks he is. Whatever. Jenn is a grown ass 40-something year old woman. I think that there’s a little extra layer of complication, since Tamra has some sort of crush on Ryan.
My little birdie told me there’s been some hooking up and inter-mingling between the four of them. Tamra and Eddie both identify as bi-sexual, so there has been a little weird hanky panky.
I don’t want to believe that. I’ve been trying to get that picture out of my head, for a while now. Maybe it’s not true.
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Here we go – the ladies are still in Mexico. Last week wrapped up with Tamra, again for the third, fourth, fifth time, I lost track, and I’m sure you all have too, exploded on Jenn in front of everyone again. She started dangling more gossip that she knows about Ryan.
After Jenn ran from the table, the others try to tell Tamra how shitty she is being towards Jenn.
She uses the good ole’ “I don’t sugar coat things” excuse for how she’s treating Jenn.
Things assholes say. It’s just excuse for being an asshole.
Delivery makes all the difference when you’re telling someone something that may not be exactly what she wants to hear. Also doing it in private is important.
Tamra uses the same verbiage she used with Vickie about Brooks so many moons ago. “He’s not good for her.”
As I said, I don’t think she’s wrong. Vickie would not listen to anyone, because she loved the dude. Not sure why, but she did.
It finally ended when it all went south, and she figured it out for herself. Does Tamra really think Jenn is going to break up with Ryan because Tamra is telling her to?? No.
And by the way, I hate to keep harping, but Tamra is married to a gay guy. Not that there’s anything wrong with Eddie being gay, I like Eddie, I think he’s really sweet, cute and easy going.
I just think he should lead his authentic life. it’s sad he’s not being his true self, and is it really fair to Tamra?
Jenn calls Ryan for support. Taylor is really sweet and is with her. She goes a little off, because she’s just had it, and I don’t blame her. She warns him if there’s anything she doesn’t know he needs to tell her.
Ryan apologizes for putting her through this and reassures he that he loves her and is faithful. He seems anxious to end the call.
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Gina in Gina voice: “I like turtles, they’re cool, what do they eat??”
I’m glad she’s not drinking, but I think sobriety turned her into a kindergartner.
I guess Tamra never even bothered to apologize to Jenn after she again did what she said she was going to stop doing.
What is wrong with people that literally sit and swear to you and reassure you that they’re not going to do something, then just two days later it’s the same fucking shit. It makes you feel like such a ding dong for believing them.
Tamra. Gemily, and Shannon are going to snorkel and view turtles in the ocean, while the others go parasailing. Vickie screams the entire time.
We meet up for dinner, and twice divorced Vickie is on her ‘doesn’t believe in divorce’ soapbox. She mentions again that she left Donn for Brooks, which I may have just forgotten but I do remember that she and Donn didn’t have such a great relationship. I think he was a good guy, but he wasn’t attracted to her anymore. And you know Vickie and her love tank.
You can’t tell someone (whom you barely know) you should have made your marriage work because you have five kids. So she’s supposed to stay with a guy that is ignoring her because that’s what’s best for the kids, even though she’s miserable.
Its very strange to lecture someone on things that you yourself have done, like left your two ex-husbands because you weren’t happy.
Gina is making sense for a second, and even dropped her stupid fake nasly high school voice, and tells Vickie that she’s out of line.
Gina suddenly claims that sh has a soft spot for Jenn now. It’s sweet, but it seems insincere. If Jenn comes back next season and Bravo tells her to slaughter Jenn, she won’t hesitate.
Jenn is taking this a little too well. Vickie IS out of line. And no one wants to hear about Brooks anymore. Any idiot could tell he was a con man.
It’s heartbreaking to hear in her yap that Jenn hinks she deserves this treatment. She has such low self esteem. I don’t think her husband treated her very well, is the vibe I’m getting.
Shaman and shopping on deck today.
I love Taylor and Jenn’s friendship. They’re so cute together. They’re both such salt of the earth and old souls. Which makes them not good housewives.
Heather is again pouting and wants to leave, and cries to Terry.
Spare us the tears. Pahhlease. I know she isn’t used to everyone not licking her butt hole but she needs to get the fuck over it.
The only ones into the Shaman thing are Jenn and Shannon. Tamra and Vickie don’t care, they’re not exactly deep or spiritual. They both just pretend to be religious, or is Tamra over that?
That all seemed like a bunch of BS. Who did she think she was kidding? What does God think of her picking on her friend, embarrassing her and making her cry for money? is he okay with that Tamra?? Aren’t you worried about going to hell?
What happened to Heather and Terry building a house in Mexico? Remember that from last season? They could take their proceeds from the hotel sale and do that now. Spend years building, get bored, and sell it off.
Tamra and Jenn hug it out — again.
They meet for dinner in this strange place where they have to walk across a net to get to their table. This goes on longer than it needs to. I don’t know why Shannon and Vickie are making it the biggest deal ever. Shannon is actually freaking out, Guess she has like no balancing skills at all?
After all of that they decide to go to an outdoor table.
Well things are not getting better for Heather. Tamra decides to keep the pattern going, and bring up something that Heather said in Montana that she repeats completely out of context.
I’m not sure why I’m defending Heather. Shannon should actually rip her a new asshole over last season.
Apparently Heather called some of the ladies losers. Then Tamra repeated it to mock her at Bravocon.
Who even cares. Like this bickering about shit being said at Bravocon, and then being argued about on the following seasons is boring AF.
Gina fakes that she’s all mad at this, even though Heather is telling her it was Noella that she called a loser.
Heather is ‘done with the show’ again.
It ends really weridly.
Next week is the finale.
Emily never evenhad her mom out to visit.
Next week there’s kerfuffle in costume. Who doesn’t love that?
