I like how Tamra just pretends that everything is fine with Shannon.
To be fair, I think this is how it always happened in the past. Tamra would start sucking up to Shannon and then she forgot why she was mad.
Tamra doesn’t see she pushed it too far last season. Although I get the whole disturbing DUI thing, you still shouldn’t kick a friend when they’re down.
She calls Shannon to invite her on a trip with Gina and Jenn only. We’re doing the separate event thing to see what we can have them all say about each other.
Shannon is surprised at the invite. Tamra later makes fun of her for not looking glamorous during this call. What the fuck Tamra?? Like what the literal fuck? Should we pull out that shot of her last season when she had no makeup on when Jenn confronted her about digging up info on Ryan?
She keeps telling her ‘pack your bikini’ just to be a dick when she can surely see Shannon will NOT be wearing a bikini.
Why does Emily act like she’s the first mom in history to have more than one child?
And this yap look is a definite improvement from that one where she looks like The Incredible Hulk. Doesn’t even look like the same person.
The three invitees of Tamra’s trip, Gina Shannon and Jenn meet for veggies that are all prepared in the most unhealthy way.
Shannon reiterates after she’s already iterated thirty-seven times that she doesn’t want to be friends with Tamra anymore. Like woman we get it.
Here’s where she tells Tacos that Shannon was “a hot mess” during their FaceTime call. Tamra is such a dick. And she wonders why Shannon doesn’t want to be friends with her.
They flash on the convo and Tamra also makes fun of her boobs for whatever reason, and makes Shannon pull up her shirt and feel self-conscious. This broad is such a fucking dick.
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Ya know I don’t see how Jenn can even pretend (we know she’s pretending, just like she’s pretending not to believe Katie) to like and be chummy with Emily after all of the disgusting middle school mean girl below the belt jabs she made over her financial situation.
Which was weird, because isn’t Emily dependent on a man? Or a man’s family to fund her lifestyle? I know she has Bravo, but she wouldn’t be living like she’s living if it wasn’t for Shane’s family money. Such a hypocrite. Such projection.
Such insecurity. Such a shitty fucking person.
So they’re volunteering at an animal shelter and start off scooping poop out of cat litters. I can see Jenn actually doing this in real life, but definitely not Tacos.
What happened to her ‘Innocent Project’ volunteer work? Yeah that’s what I thought.
Of course she stands there and watches while Jenn cleans out the litter boxes.
Jenn’s body is banging. Which is another reason why Tacos insults her.
Tacos again exploits her kid.
So she graduated from ridiculing the other ladies, to picking her own kid. Why Shane is allowing this, I do not know.
She cries and over-dramatizes about Luke, it seems to me.
She keeps pointing herself out as a great parent, and she acts like she’s the first mother in history to have more than one child, and have to distribute your time.
I think it’s so dangerous to tell the world your kid has all of these disorders I don’t think he even has. What the hell is wrong with her?
You do have to give Jenn props for being seemingly very genuine and understanding her struggle (assuming it’s somewhat real) after what a twat Tacos was to her all last season.
She makes a joke about her boys not becoming ‘huge’ because Shane is their dad.
Does she not know she looks like a linebacker? I guess not. She deserves all of these jabs because she constantly makes fun of people. So there.
Let’s not clutch our pearls over Tacos.
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Travis jokes about Gina buying new clothes before every trip. I agree new clothes make a trip more fun, couldn’t agree more, but the problem is the crap she buys, not to judge. But I am. Can’t wait to see what Temu shit she comes up with this time.
New Orleans wasn’t so great, but we’ve come to expect that from Gina.
Heather plans a sleepover while Tamra, Jenn, Shannon and Gina are taking their Temecula trip.
Tamra talks with Sophia, who seems completely unlike both of her parents (and that’s a compliment) and makes fun of Shannon more (who she claims to miss and want to badly mend fences with.)
I found that scene interesting in comparison to something that happened in my own life, to my daughter, when Tamra shows this book entitled, oddly enough ‘How Not to be a Miserable Cow’ that she wants to give to Shannon.
Sophia immediately refers to that as “passive aggressive” and petty.
So wait, what?? Giving someone some sort of self-help type of book such as say, I don’t know, ‘How To Be Authentic’ is a cunty bitchy passive aggressive thing to do?
Hmmmmm. Whooda thunk that??
I would say if anyone out there reading this has done that, and it’s something Tamra Judge also would do, it’s definitely time to reevaluate.
And then on top of that when you’re someone in sort of a counseling and correcting other peoples’ bad behavior field, it’s fucking embarrassing.
Imagine a man allowing that to be done to his own daughter?
Can you say pussy-whipped? Can you see terrible father? Can you say useless disgusting trashy piece of shit?
Imagine being an all-around shitty disingenuous person, in a horrible loveless marriage, with someone equally as miserable and shitty? I can’t.
Ugly on the inside, and ugly on the outside. Good thing she has “a nice house and ridiculous job.” LOL. Shallow much??
Back to this. I feel like Gretchen and Slade live in the same house Gretchen had in her first season?
Off to Temecula. Shannon is bringing food and cooking utensils for some reason.
Tamra tries to butter up Shannon by giving her the biggest room, after she just trashed her for not looking stellar doing their FaceTime call. She sees through what Tamra is doing. Duh.
And just when you thought the ‘fat photo’ was going to blow over…
No. It hasn’t.
Emily brought it up on their pretend animal shelter volunteer day. Jenn never raised the subject with Tamra after she tried to bring it up in New Orleans when Tamra was strung out on pills and wine.
Do we really need to? We know she’s being messy with this new revelation that Jenn stalked and copied her.
Heather who lives up Tamra’s ass immediately jumps to her defense and claims Tamra just oh so innocently wanted to point out her ‘before’ compared to her ‘after’ and she now looks like her. As if she got in shape to be like Tamra.
Again if YOU OWN A FUCKING GYM, and you inspire someone and they then patronize YOUR FUCKING GYM, and you have a problem with that then you must be pretty dumb.
Then again the gym did go under so clearly she is pretty fucking dumb if you’re a public figure, and couldn’t keep a gym open in Southern California.
Why is Jenn not pointing this out? No one is thinking of this? I have to be the one to think of this?
Remember before New Orleans Tamra was Captain club soda and cranberry? Gina is sober and Shannon gets ridiculed and called ‘a drunk’ every time she takes a sip of alcohol, so not sure why we’re going to a winery of all places.
Also not sure why we wear heels to a vineyard, but here we go. On Motorcycles with side cars.
Gina, as usual does not fail to fail displaying her cheap junior department fashion choices.
She looks like she’s going to a high school dance.
Heather jokes about buying them something and I think Gretchen thought she was serious.
I’m with Gretchen. Don’t joke about buying me something if you’re not going to do it.
Don’t even get me started with a this whole pap scene.
My. God Heather, let it go already.
The more she brings it up, the more guilty she looks.
So this particular pap, if it’s even a pap, happens to be standing on Rodeo Drive on a random weeknight, and HAPPENS to corroborate her story. He knows for a ‘fact’ Disney was not a set-up.
Heather, just shut up, you two stupid putzes were clearly posing.
I think it is a little bit of ACTUAL reality that Tamra is working on Shannon’s last fucking nerve with her phony excitement to hang out with her, and eagerness to please her.
At the super fancy dinner with the ‘sleep over’ crew, Emily gets messy and tells Heather that ‘Jenn was asking’ (when really it was her when you see the flash) if she pacifies Tamra because she’s scared of her.
Here’s my take on this, not that you asked. No Heather is NOT ‘afraid’ of Tamra at all, but you can tell they struck up this ‘alliance’ deal before filming.
Now that Atlanta left that cat out of the bag, and we’re breaking the fourth wall left and right with all of this ‘talking to bloggers’ BS, why can’t they own it when they’re questioned as to why they’re agreeing with and covering for another constantly? It’s okay. We know. We still watch it. Stop insulting our intelligence.
Not all of the Bravo viewers are slow.
Tacos definitely wasn’t ready for the “what was your response?” reply from Heather. She wanted Heather to immediately fly into a rage and be pissed at Jenn, not put the ball back in her court.
It has nothing to do with Tamra’s drunken ‘aggressiveness.’ They agreed, or Bravo instructed for them, to have each other’s back.
Tacos admits she did agree with Jenn. Well, she claims ‘not to remember’ what she said, but THINKS she might have agreed.
Meanwhile, at the winery, Gina tells Tamra that Jenn is still annoyed about the ‘fatty photo.’ Tamra keeps rolling her eyes and ‘oh my Godding’ every time it gets mentioned. Woman, ya did say it.
Ya did point out she weighed more in this photo, and ya did elude that she got fit to be like you (whilst patronizing YOUR gym, but that’s not important.)
Tamra tries to say Heather misconstrued the conversation. She didn’t.
At dinner she brings it up with Jenn, and Tamra with her piss-poor trailer park communication skills ends up screaming at her if she wants blood.
Jenn wants to know the intent behind it and begs her to be honest.
She isn’t.
She claims it was to show that she ‘changed’ from now to when she was married to what’s his face.
But hasn’t Tamra ‘changed?’ Didn’t she change and get fit after she married Eddie? What’s wrong with that?
But that wasn’t even it at all. She was showing Heather that Jenn got in shape to be like her.
Tamra calls her insecure in her previous life. I feel like Tamra is translating insecure to being ‘heavier’ and out of shape.
You wouldn’t show someone a photo to prove they’re ‘insecure.’ That makes no sense.
Okay Tamra, it’s typical when a woman gets divorced she starts dressing cuter and sexier. What the hell? Who the hell cares. Also it was NOT her point.
It seems like a lot of jealousy to me.
When a bitch starts attacking another woman for no fucking reason whatsoever it is 100% JEALOUSY. Any idiot knows that.
Jenn asks why is that a problem for her? Valid question.
Tamra’s answer? Makes no sense in the context of making this point. She needs to throw in her face that she cheated with Ryan, which again isn’t/wasn’t a problem for Tamra but she’s pretending it is, just to mention it.
EVEN THOUGH she cheated on Simon with Eddie.
Jenn wants to see the picture. She calls it disgusting.
Jenn is hesitant to accept the fake apology. Tamra freaks out.
And there it is. She’s not sorry. Shannon tries to explain to her that she goes too low and the constant ‘I’m sorrys’ aren’t enough.
She doesn’t get it.
She deflects by bringing up her drinking and points out Gina has also mentioned it.
Is it possible we didn’t say ‘blogger’ or ‘hospital’ this entire episode?
