Gina’s having a housewarming. I assume she and Travis purchased this house. She’s a realtor. That’s pretty embarrassing to rent.
Gina’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Tacos is so fucking materialistic and shallow. Yes we know Emily, you think it’s the greatest thing ever that she was able to be a larger home.
Tamra seems to be absent from this soiree. Perhaps she wants to make an entrance again.
Jenn shares all of the fucked up shit Tamra seems to think, that Jenn befriended her out of obsession with her and copied everything about her.
This ‘fatty photo’ of Jenn is brought up that Tamra showed as ‘proof’ that Jenn wanted to be like her.
I wonder if all of this ‘fat’ talk is triggering for Tacos/Emily who really was fat (and still is – she’s certainly now larger than Jenn is in her ‘fat’ photo.)
Wonder if Tacos is going to start with the emotinal meltdowns.
I can hear it now. “Oh my God you’re calling Jenn fat in that picture, when she’s smaller than meeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I work so hard in the gym AND take Ozempic!”
Emily in her yap manages to make fun of herself, which is rare. She normally makes fun of everyone else, and says she has plenty of fat photos.
Heather arrives. Did she seriously make her driver carry that fucking appliance, (looks like an ice cream maker) to the door, that doesn’t appear to even be heavy juging by how Gina is holding it when handed to her? I’m sure it’s all plastic.
Heather is such a pretentious little fuck.
Tamra claims in her yap to have some sort of ‘ social anxiety’ form her argument with Jenn. Oh please Tamrat stop IT.
Maybe she means she’s embarrassed about the retarded shit production is having her say. She’s like Bravo’s fucking village idiot puppet.
She’s still sticking with this ‘she can’t eat’ schtick because she’s upset over Teddi.
Way to make it about you when someone has four fucking tumors on their brain.
While Tamra is inside playing woe is me because someone else has cancerous tumors, Jenn asks Tacos and Heather about the ‘fat’ photo.
Heather explains the context behind it, that Tamra was trying to prove that Jenn was jealous of her for being in shape, so that’s why she got into working out and trimmed down. To be just like Tamra.
No other woman on the planet has thought of exercising before Tamra Fucking ‘Judge.’ What an ironic last name.
Not to mention the irony of a woman using the last name of her husband’s former boyfriend is kind of hilarious. And odd. And stupid. And embarrassing. If I were her, I would have made Eddie change his name back.
Of course Heather and Tamra have this alliance thing going, so Heather corroborates this story, that is does look as if Jenn copied her.
Heather DuBrow is also just another Bravo puppet.
Then she fucking plays dumb when Jenn is like what the fuck, Heather?? You’re supporting this shit?
Tamra in the kitchen with Gina and Gretchen, continues with her marching orders. Bitching about Jenn and insisting she wants her life.
Tamra expresses disapproval to Gretchen of her being friends with Jenn.
So Tamra’s allowed to have allies, but Jenn isn’t?
What in the Forever 21 is Emily wearing? She thinks she has to lift this ugly frock IN THE KITCHEN, to show one million Bravo viewers (women and gay guys) her big dimply ass??
Gina is the designated pretend trip planner and announces they’re going to New Orleans.
Tamra loves to flash her tits. Why is she being so weird and running in the house?
Gina gives her the attention she needs. I’m sure she wants to again feign concern for Teddi.
And I was right.
I kind of feel like she and Teddi are co-workers and not really friends. And Shannon is right, she’s trying to be the fucking victim when Teddi is the one with brain cancer.
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Sophia seems sweet. How is she related to Tamra? I have a feeling Tamra and Sidney don’t get along because they’re alike.
So should I take it back about her being sweet? She tells Tamra she wrote a song about a woman dating a guy that has cannibalism.
Okay.
Emily continues to exploit her son even though she just screamed her head off about Katie sharing that he doesn’t like Heather. He’s co-dependent on her she thinks.
Is ‘co-dependent’ a new buzzword or just a Housewife buzzword? Tamra claimed she and Sophia are co-dependent each other. Lisa Barlow claimed on Salt Lake last season, she and John on co-dependent on each other.
“He’s clearly on the spectrum” she tells Shane. Tired of that phrase too. People are saying it, not even understanding what the hell it means. Like gas lighting.
I think I saw that he doesn’t even have autism, so she was talking out of her ass with that statement and told the world he’s autistic when he’s not. I’m sure he’s going to love that later.
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I recall this being in the gossip Bravo news, that Jenn received a ‘settlement’ from her ex that he wasn’t paying.
She shares that it was from the sale of their home. Okay so I wouldn’t call that a ‘settlement.’ If she was also the owner of the home, it’s her real estate proceeds, it’s her money, (at least half is) but whatever.
It’s her fucking money. Honestly when the home closed the settlement check should have been cut directly to her from the attorney or title company, if it was ordered in the divorce settlement. Something seems off there.
Ryan complains about paying for shit for her kids. But in a way where he also wants accolades.
Jenn starts rambling about getting naked in front of her ex for attention and airpods or some shit, when they were together. I don’t fucking know what she was saying, and I don’t think Ryan did either.
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Gina drops in on Shannon. I think it’s hilarious how they keep referring to that photo of Jenn as this ‘fatty’ picture. Honestly, I think it’s mostly that top she has on. Yes, her bottom half looks bigger than she is now, but she’s hardly fat for fucks sake.
Gins cries to Shannon how Travis’ ex stopped sending their son to school, and they haven’t seen him for three weeks.
Gina thinks it’s to ‘retaliate’ for them moving back in together. Or perhaps because she pushed him down the stops while drunk in 2022 and she doesn’t want her kids living with you?
I can’t fathom she ‘stopped sending him to school’ that sounds kind of vague and possibly exaggerated.
I feel like therer’s more to this “my ex is crazy” story. Would LOVE to get her side. Come on Megan, spill it!! Isn’t it funny how every dude says his ex is crazy?
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Jenn doesn’t know what Mardi Gras is?? For real? This woman is very naive for her age.
So they’re off. We must have non-stop and we must have First Class. They’re such pretentious assholes.
I can see why Gina issued an apology via TikTok for the way she dressed this season. Is this like her 4th or 5th sweatsuit?
Emily clearly watched herself back last season and saw how ridiculous she acted and sounded whining about her weight constantly.
This season she keeps laughing and referring to herself as ‘fat’ even though she has lost weight. She’s still not what I would call thin, but she has lost weight. Anyway, however you want to word it, I prefer this attitude much better. Still hate the dumb ass, but she’s at least not as insufferable. She needs to accept she has a bigger build and move the hell on.
“I only like to talk when I’m right.” Tacos, please do some serious reevaluation, because you do A LOT of talking and you’re in the wrong A LOT.
Absolutely no one knew they were floating on the Mississippi River. Not even the bystander they asked. It’s just a big river, he says. Not even Tacos, who thinks she’s the smartest person ever.
I’m gathering Shannon, Jenn and Tamra are arriving separately so they have more time to talk about each other.
Now what the hell is Gina wearing? It’s sad because I do think she does try.
Since when does Emily try to get everyone to get along?
You can even tell by her face she even knows she’s full of shit. I mean really, Tacos. She thinks viewers are stupid and we buy whatever the hell she spews out of her taco hole.
Can these women stop pretending to be religious? Gretchen gets on some kind of God rant in relation to her feud with Tamra. Girl, God don’t care about you and Tamra’s fucking Housewife tiff for fucks sake. Get a grip. Listen to yourself.
The latecomers arrive. I just realized they put Tamra and Jenn together, which is odd. They usually like to split up the ones feuding so they talk about each other and arrive all cranked up. Trying something a little different. Mixing it up.
Tamra keeps claiming she’s nervous and frazzled, which I’m trying to put my finger on whether or not, she really is, (I know she lies – duh) or if this is another front like her constant breakdowns over Teddi.
I question it, because she does actually appear uneasy. I would say maybe that’s because she’s trying to get through filming completely sober, which is a totally new thing for her.
Gina has way too much heavy makeup on for that bright pink/red lipstick.
Katie and Jenn chat about this ‘fat photo’ again. Holy shit, is this really honestly turning into this much of a thing? They can’t be serious.
Is Shannon for real going out without underwear wearing a short dress? She is way too up there for doing that. You never know when you’re going to spring a leak. Something needs to be there.
Jenn gets asked by nosy Heather how Will and Ryan get on with each other.
It just so happened they did interact that day, when they barely ever do. That seemed planted. Heather doesn’t give any fucks about anyone’s day to day life. Especially a peasant like Jenn.
Ryan asked Will wtf his problem is, why he’s not paying child support. I think only two of her kids are under 18. Maybe three.
Ryan complained/bragged about paying one of the boys’ car insurance.
Katie and Gina start commiserating with Jenn about their ex troubles and of course Gina takes every opportunity she can to shit talk Travis’ ex-wife.
Okay so it is strange how she’s calling her ex Matt, and Gina’s 12-year-old. Emily doesn’t get why Travis isn’t taking her to court. I hate to agree with Taco Face, but neither do I. Seems to be a lot of whining and not a lot of action. Isn’t not sending a child to school like a legal issue??
Jesus Christ of all the bitches to have a drink spilled on her, the server dude spills an Espresso martini on Heather. At least she wears black constantly, so that’s helpful. Actually, it’s kind of funny.
I’m sure he’s mortified. He may have been a little nerved out from the cameras. Of course Heather can’t make the poor guy feel better in the least and makes it as awkward as possible.
I don’t know how it ended up down her back. It looked like he just spilled it setting it down on the table. Was this part of the act? Was it the ghost? Who knows.
It’s never happened to me personally, but I’ve witnessed this twice in restaurants and you know it does happen. Maybe this is a little karma for Heather who is known for treating wait staff horribly in OC.
Shannon says the two Love Hotel guys enjoy spending time with her but don’t want to be intimate with her. That’s so sad.
I did NOT want to picture Terry and Heather having sex. I didn’t mean to, but you know how that is when someone talks about having sex, you just picture it. Euuw.
How is everyone at the table shocked that Heather has never made a sex video? I could have told you that. Katie acts especially shocked because she’s dumb and Shannon takes that opportunity to make a videoing dig.
This poor server Joe guy.
Jenn shares hers “isn’t working” due to some surgery down there? What?
So dinner ends on a positive note, but we get a glimpse of next week and of course as the ‘girls trips’ always do, it gets dark and disturbing.
This is where Tamra got the hair up her ass we heard about, and ‘quits’ only to come crawling back like two days later.
I’m sure Eddie was like “bitch go back to work!” This ‘CBD business’ they pretend to run and claim is making them so much money, clearly isn’t.
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