hannon and Alexis’ confrontation has wrapped up. Heather claims she feels weird discussing with Alexis since Shannon is also her guest.
Oh Heather. Stop. It.
Tamra claims in her yap she felt for Shannon when all the pics were going up non-stop of Alexis and Douchey Boy.
I said I was going to think up a new name for him but have failed to do so. I will, I promise. I don’t want to keep calling him a douche or variations thereof. I need something original!
Like my ex’s ugly new/old/girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend again. I kept calling her Skank (she IS a slutty skank.) Then it occurred to me one day to call her Whori. (her name is Lori) I was thinking, wow what took me so long to think of one! Skank is so boring. Whori, it is!! She does sleep around, and makes guys pay for her shit, so it’s also accurate.
Back to this, Shannon shares in her yap, in dispute of Tamra’s claim of feeling for her, that she saw that Tamra was liking and clapping for the photos.
And I also don’t believe this Gina ‘vouching for Jenn’ thing to get her into a rental she ultimately could not pay for because her ex cut her off. Since when is that a thing? Since never. Unless perhaps she personally knows the owner of the home, or something along those lines, but I am sure that’s not the case.
And why would she ‘vouch’ for a woman who is a single mom, of several kids, who has been open about her financial struggles. Didn’t she say last season she didn’t even have $5,000 for the divorce attorney retainer? But Gina felt comfortable bypassing the normal procedure to make sure a tenant can pay their rent?? And who would take a fucking ‘voucher’ form a brand new fake Realtor? Come ON.
So this is all ludicrous. If you’re buying that this is anything close to authentic, then sorry to burst your bubble, it’s not. But I know, we have a TV show to do.
But isn’t supposed to be a ‘reality’ show?
Gina does love her holier-than-thou shit.
The educated guess I would make about all of this, and this is assuming it’s not completely made up, is that on paper, Jenn may have appeared to qualify for the rental since her ex had been paying previously, up until he lost his job working for her family business.
Just because she’s having money problems doesn’t necessarily mean she has bad credit. Her credit could have been fine when they checked that. (I’m sure they did – I do think that part is made up) And between her ex’s income, who was paying, and hers as a Housewife, she most likely appeared she could afford it. Nothing to do with Stupid Jersey Gina’s ‘vouching.’ Gimme a damned break.
Alexis really does think she has a prize in this man. I feel sorry for her but probably should try not to judge. I was also that same dummy when I started dating my ex-BF in 2018 right when he was getting out of his second divorce. His most recent ex was thinking I was an idiot. And she was right.
Jenn confronts Gina to set up a meeting time to discuss this issue of the rental that Gina was so gracious to get her into, because of all of her ‘vouching.’ I think we need to take a sip of something good every time I write ‘vouche.’
Gina is so SERIOUS. It’s a very critical Housewife matter you know. Her fake real estate career depends on it.
They sit down to dinner or lunch or whatever this is. Gina is another one that never stops caressing and flipping her hair, even around a table and food. We see your hair, Gina , we see it. It’s nice okay? Stop touching it. My pics are blurry because she was tossing and flailing her head around like an idiot. She whines the little appetizer that’s presented isn’t enough food, as if that’s all they’re getting. This woman is very very immature. I’ve thought that for a while.
All kidding aside, there is more food right?
There’s a game of course.
Alexis announces to the group she would like to “kill all animosity and move forward with Shannon.”
Shannon fake smiles and acts accepting but calls bullshit on that goal in her yap.
Tamra, whose face is pulled entirely too tight, does some dramatic “I want friends who do not talk shit behind my back.”
Oh and the ‘promise’ verses ‘promisED’ ring that Jackass John got for Alexis. I think I’ll go with ‘Jackass John’ – what do you think?
See, didn’t I warn you all that did not experience this woman the first time around what a ding-dong she is??
Let’s reconvene at the end of the season and put the stupidity of Gina, Jenn and Alexis in order. My prediction is Alexis – Jenn – Gina. We see an example of Jenn’s challenges later in the episode when she gets asked what Ryan does for a living.
(Guess at this point she has found out…)
Does ’promised’ ring even make any sense grammatically?
I have to get this in: Tamra’s outfit is hideous. What was she thinking? A super super short romper or shorts, that’s riding up her ass, sheer black hose, an awful blazer and thigh high ‘Pretty Woman’ boots? What in the what? I would expect this from Gina. She literally looks like a hooker. And the horse’s ass ponytail?? What is she doing??
She jumps up to follow Shannon who left the table when the ‘promise/promisED ring discussion started.
Shannon and Tamra bickering is literally a rerun of the beginning of last season. Why is Tamra chasing her to see if she’s okay and pretending to care?
What’s your story line Tamra? Oh Shannon and her turmoil. Look over there, not here.
Tamra tells her that she’s not interested in having a chat nor does she want to continue the convo in the hallway. Tamra, ya did jump up and follow her.
Does her ‘friend/glam girl’ seriously start doing Shannon’s lips at the table for her? Now THAT’s a friend!
I love when Housewives need to ‘bring a friend’ to an event, it’s often their glam or nail people.
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Gina the ‘Realtor’ claims she has an actual listing.
Not the best listing, but it’s a listing.
She shows it to potential buyers and she just “loves everything about it…” She needs to calm down a little. She’s acting really thirsty.
Okay Gina, this is your new livelihood and the roof over your children’s heads blah blah blah. That usually is how jobs work. Pretty sure the viewers get it and don’t need it explained. She’s laying the groundwork for her ‘Jenn has destroyed my real estate career’ story line.
Shannon needs to stop being so annoyed with the Housewives over them gossiping about her and Jackass John’s tumultuous relationship. She TOLD these women the relationship was bad complete with all of the gory details. Of course they discussed it amongst themselves and made judgments. And all of their judgments turned out to be true and accurate depictions of what was going on.
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And here we go, Gina’s bogus fucking story at how Jenn ruined her life by her inability to pay her rent in the house that Gina ‘put her in.’
So what the hell is she trying to say here? She needed a cash buyer to get a deal through and knew a Realtor that would be able to ‘bring that to her?’ And this Realtor ‘won’t even text her back??’
I literally thought I heard this wrong the first time I watched it. I thought I missed something. I couldn’t fathom she would try to sell this story. She really thinks the OC Realtor community is all abuzz over her putting Jenn into a rental that she ultimately couldn’t afford.
Since when do Realtors hand other Realtors clients?? Cash buyers none the less? Why wouldn’t they keep the customer for themselves?? And this phantom Realtor is going to help Gina Kirchenwhoever, and hand her a buyer, why exactly?
She just has these ‘cash buyers’ on speed dial at the ready to hand them to fake Realtors when they could be their own customers??
I call BULL SHIT on her story. I’m surprised I’m not hearing more about how ludicrous this is from viewers that are Realtors, or their friend is. or their uncle or neighbor, etc. Since like one in every five person is a Realtor.
How is it not being talked about more how fucking asinine this story is? I don’t know. I guess it takes me to tell it like it is and call this dumb shit out.
Jenn cost her FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS when that deal fell apart. Hey Gina, maybe she didn’t ‘text you back’ because it’s not her fucking job to hand you buyers?? I know – crazy talk right??
Emily of course commiserates with her and roboticly agrees with her. “Jenn RUINED your rep!” Instead of saying, “why exactly would your competition hand you a cash buyer that happens to want to buy the house you need to sell??
Are these bitches trippin’ or what?? I can’t.
Back and forth scenes and Jenn owns her situation to new Housewife Katie and Shannon, walking on the beach without jackets, in January. This is why people want to live in Southern California. (I assume)
And the other moment I’ve been waiting for that almost tops Ding Dong Gina claiming Jenn has destroyed her fake real estate career because a fellow Realtor “won’t even TEXT HER BACK” to hand her the name of a cash buyer! (Because that’s exactly how it’s done in Real Estate!)
THE NERVE !!
Okay, so just as I’m getting over that stupidity that has to be a fucking joke, Jenn gets questioned by Katie as to what Ryan does for a living, when she brags she’s moving in with him into his big bougie house, with her FIVE children. Shannon looks like s he’s curious too but didn’t want to ask. They look flabbergasted when she says “nothing now.”
Who doesn’t want a boyfriend who does nothing?
Well, I guess she now NOW knows since he done get hisself busted. I kind of wondered last season what he did to be honest, but didn’t care enough to research it. I never even fathomed they’d still be together at this point. So she never was suspicious that he was doing something shady for money when he has no job and owns a house like that. And she moves her FIVE kids in with him?
So she fumbles around with her answer by elaborating somewhat. He “did mortgages for years and years, and then did real estate development.”
There’s no office, he just sort of hangs around in the sunshine.
Shannon and Katie continue to look dumbfounded, and frankly kind of worried for her. They fake laugh that a woman would be dating a man for like two years and has no clue what he does for money.
Now apparently Jenn has ‘taken food off of Jersey Gina’s kids’ plate.’
***To Be Continued…***
