End of last week – seeing what I may have missed while trying to watch, while making notes, while taking pictures. It’s a tough job!!
Noella just loves to throw her bi-sexual-ness around, as if anyone cares anymore. Twenty years ago, this was mildly shocking. Now, literally, as much as she wants it to be, it’s not. NO ONE CARES. And you have to wonder if some people don’t use it, just to sound cool. In Noella’s case
I think she really is, but the way she HAS to talk about it a lot, in detail, is odd to me.
And Heather reading the context of those cards continues to crack me up. She really does seem to get enjoyment from reading them out loud. I think it gets her a little excited. Maybe she and Terry can play the game since she seems to be so intrigued by it.
I’m sorry, Noella’s weird I know, but I can sort of see her frustration. When they finally did get through her to her thick head, Heather does continue to go on about it, after she apologizes.
And should she have used this as a reason for not wanting to invite her on the trip? I thought it was more so because of her erratic behavior, and calling Heather bitchy, or full of herself or whatever.
That card game “hurt her kid?” Jen says. I doubt it ‘hurt’ her. I’m just going to go out on a limb and say she seems like a free spirit kind of kid, to have come out about being bi-sexual at such a young age.
(and write a book about it, assuming she is actually the writer) And we watched her exchange numbers with a girl she just met on an outing with her mom, so… let’s lose the fact that the girl was traumatized. She was probably more pissed off that it got taken away. (she’s now 18 by the way.)
Believe it or not, more squabbling about these fucking, fucking cards. (get it?) Heather storms off. Noella is not able to be communicated with at this point. The tequila (with ice) has been flowing.
She gets pissed at Gina for not telling her about the ‘pornographic’ game when she finds out Heather has been running her mouth about if for a week and a half. so they get into it.
Gina leaves, she looks shitfaced and maybe should leave anyway, plus I don’t like her top.
Emily leaves to check on her after Noella tells her to, probably to shut her up. (We knew she was going to go “check on her” anyway.) And than there were two. Noella and Jen. Jen breaks down Noella’s personality in her interview, as dealing with a child.
Noella orders more tequila that she totally needs. Tequila in a WINE GLASS? Hope Dorito is not watching.
Shannon comes back to the table, think she was checking on Heather. Emily, surprisingly comes back without Gina. I guess there was more alcohol to be drank! Or drunk?
And another Shallow Hal- ish moment when Emily literally just falls off of her chair. Don’t think she broke it.
Jen leaves just when the fun and silliness starts. She should have stayed. Girlfriend needs to throw a few back and loosen the hell up ! She works non-stop, and is married to a gay guy that has zero communication skills, does nothing, and can’t even put on a shirt. If anyone needs some shots and ‘rolling around the sand’ it’s her. She makes fun of getting all sandy at the beach back in the early 90’s and ‘no thank you.’ Does her room not have a shower?
No wonder she and Heather are hitting it off. Stop being a stick in the sand !!!
Some fun silliness ensues when Emily and Shannon climb on top of a giant pinata, and actually thought it would hold the two of them. Not to be mean. We see Emily’s bare ass again. Thought we’d get through ONE episode.
This pinata donkey is in need of an ass !
Shannon makes a ‘sombrero stack’
Jen has a pedi outing with her daughter. Can you blame this poor child for changing he name from Vera to CeCe??
Gina and Heather have a lunch date. Is the phrase ‘walks with a stick up her ass” supposed to be literal? Because Heather really does walk like there is something large and painful shoved in her asshole.
On the hot date, Gina is on with her lover, Heather invites her to New York with her, to take her kids to tour Syracuse. Whatever. Hope they don’t film that.(She seems to be cordial to wait staff while cameras are rolling.)
They gossip about their favorite topic, Noella the Showella. Gina says she was upset to have her “integrity insulted.” Wait come again – integrity? Integrity? She seriously thinks she possesses this?
After that little show she put on in the beginning of the season, when she yapped to Heather what Shannon begged her NOT to ??
“What would give you the indication that I would flip on you?” What you did to Shannon? Is this a joke ? Am I really hearing this? Is anyone else thinking this?
Speaking of which, what happened to Nicole? Seems like, just like that, she disappeared. I heard it was because she refused the covid vaccine.
It’s just funny that they are not even mentioning her. At all.
Shannon and John are hosting a boat trip outing thing. Heather and Terry are invited. They seem to have gotten over that traumatic event about Nicole having “almost” sued him twenty years ago.
He seems to be barking out the orders to Shannon. Did I miss the please or thank you? This isn’t a 150 foot yacht on Below Deck. There’s time to say please. He seems really dry to me. She doesn’t seem to mind I guess. Looks like she’s having fun being his bosun. Shannon said her mom used to be a sailing champ. So glad she didn’t do “I’m king of the world!”
Shannon’s hair needs to be shorter. Or are those extensions? Whichever, it looks straggly and makes her look older.
They come back to John’s for dinner and they’e all bonding over their Dads, or lack of dads. What the hell with John’s dad ? And he wasn’t even like, a bad kid? And he disowned him? And told him he needed to change his name ? And named another son his name? what the literal fuck. Poor guy.
He literally still seems shook about it. It’s awful.
Terry starts talking about him having a half brother. His brother was (he passed away) Kevin DuBrow from the 80’s rock bank Quiet Riot. He disclosed that several years ago on the show. Not sure if that’s the brother that he’s referring to or not. I thought he was going to go into that story, actually.
Shannon, Emily, and Noella (minus Gina) meet at the infamous “The Quiet Woman,” the scene of the crime few years back, when Kelly was in full Kelly mode, and made a chubby joke to Shannon, and she went nuts and threw her plate.
Noella arrives and Emily brings up – “Jen said you gave your husband a ‘stack of vaginas.’ (the waiter overhears) Apparently that is when several women lay on top of each other, naked or almost naked. She ‘gifted’ this to Sweet James for his birthday. (even though this was HER fantasy) She proceeds to show off a photo. Shannon was squinting at a menu, but gets her readers out for THIS.
Emily says to Noella, “aren’t you mad that Jen told us about this?” Are these ladies taking their lines directly from the movie, ‘Mean Girls.’ (about high school girls) This is the second or third time I’ve noticed this. Remember when Regina was on the phone with Cady, and she told Cady that Gretchen told her that she had a crush on Aaron Samuels? And Regina said to Cady, “don’t you think that was a bitchy thing to do ??” So weird. Do they not realize this ? Bring back Tamra and Vickie. Please. Sure the acted like they were in high school too sometimes. But in a fun way, not a pathetic, rehearsed lines way.
Heather and Jen are having champagne filled pineapples. Of course they are. I do really need that tool for perfectly extracting all of the flesh from the inside.
Jen is unloading her marriage troubles still on Heather, and she is loving shelling out the advice. Even though Jen keeps saying the same thing. She says her husband went to a back-to-school dinner with the kids . Which he didn’t “invite” her to. Why would this dork need to invite her ? Are these not her flipping kids? This guy really does NOT want to be around her.
Why wouldn’t she just go ? Especially since every second of her interviews are spent whining about how she needs to spend more time with her kids. She’d rather spend her evening telling Heather Dumbo how great she is?
Whatever – Heather keeps giving the same advice. I feel like Jen would almost be better off talking to Terry, and seeking HIS input and advice, since she is the Terry in her marriage. And Terry is almost like talking to a woman. At any rate, Heather loves the attention, of being confided in, and feels important giving her advice over and over again, and being told how wonderful her marriage is, and how wonderful she is.
Guys, for Jersey Tuesday night, – I made pineapple tequila drinks. I never had that combo before. And after the first ep of Jersey I wanted to try it. The pineapple looked so refreshing. They were good. I’m going to post my little mixie recipe for you all. Try it for something different!
Now there’s a drunken game night at Emily’s, and Noella cannot wait to bring up the vagina stack.
She tells Gina she wore leopard “for her, since she’s from Jersey” Then Gina proceeds to make fun of her in her confessional for thinking she’s from Jersey, looking like this. Please tell me someone else saw the irony in this.
Shannon, Emily and Noella form a makeshift (clothed) ‘vagina stack.’ And who else gets the feeling that Noella really wants to get her cookie out? She keeps tugging at her dress like she really wants to pull it up.
This is a PG-13 show Noella, let’s try to contain ourselves.
Jen is hanging with her kids for two seconds, then (for whatever reason) decides she wants to have a ‘serious’ talk with her husband about how he never supports her or has anything nice to say to her.
She tries to interact with him, and talk about her day, as he begins making love to this stupid chihuahua that he is cradling in his arms like a friggin weirdo.
When she begged him to compliment her, ( you don’t beg someone to compliment you, that’s so dumb. ) his eyes were just glazed. She keeps poking at him about this, and he gets annoyed, and walks away. She follows him. What a douche. Even though I do sort of see he felt uncomfortable with doing this on camera, but from hearing Jen whining non-stop about him, I get the feeling this is how he normally acts. Jen was on WWHL Wednesday, and apparently they are not separated, and doing “much better” according to her. Ditch this dude, Jen. Find a real man. (whatever that is, what the hell do I know?) This dude just rubs me the wrong way. He said in his interview (why did this schlep get an “interview?”) that it’s always “The Jen Show” with her. What an ass.
