Here we go – second half of Part 1 where the shit goes down that’s getting Hateful Heather and Size Six(teen) Emily in some scalding hot water for their CLEARLY PLANNED and orchestrated gang-up on Katie.
First we engage in some poop talk, I’m assuming everyone’s in that mood due to Heather’s shit colored dress.
I don’t know that I’m loving Shannon’s dress either. It’s really short. She did fix the boob situation during a break. She looks really puffy which tells me she’s probably back to drinking heavily. There’s also a lot of filler going on.
Andy’s face when Shannon talks about duct-taping her boobs down. He should be used to this by now.
As we dive into newcomer Katie’s main story line, a source that told her Heather called paps to take her and Terry’s picture, Heather already has a smug sneer on her face due to what’s about to happen, and what she has planned for Katie.
Can you really tell that it’s a smug sneer when it is kind of her normal face?
Katie never went to Korea yet due to her father-in-law’s illness and death, but plans to.
Why are they harassing her about her sons not living with her? She explained it on the show, did she not? One chose to live with the dad, and the other wanted to finish his SENIOR YEAR in high school where they lived in San Diego and is living with a relative. Like just stop. Now that he’s graduated, he’s with her now. Why are they desperate to make her look like a bad mom?
They’re trying to turn it into a Tamra situation, whose daughter hates her, and it’s not.
And by the way Sidney Barney is now an adult, so can we stop harping how she doesn’t ‘live with’ Tamra. She’s an adult in her 20’s.
And what’s with Gina drilling Katie? Thought they were friends, she knows all of this.
Gina, THE REALTOR accuses Katie of lying to her about owning a home in San Diego. Pretty obvi Taco Belle over there has put Gina in cahoots with her and Regina George in this fucking blood bath they tried to perform.
I know they were pretty pleased with themselves during Reunion filming, then WAH WAH WAH, airing time and viewers are DISGUSTED!
Well I was right, as usual, Taco Belle was clearly in on it. Of course she intervenes with her big fucking man voice trap, and chubby arm flailing all around, and said she saw the text of Katie stating she owned the home. The did a lease to own, whatever who cares. Katie isn’t the sharpest, let’s be honest. She probably didn’t know the difference.
I’m so curious why Tacos now hates Katie so much? What did she do to her? Did they even have any type of discourse? If so I don’t recall. Just trying to be up Heather’s asshole I guess.
The arms are goin!’ Tacos is getting ALL WORKED UP about Katie’s living situation, and whether or not she rents or owns.
Why is she yelling??
Can someone feed this bitch like a hundred tacos so she shuts the fuck up??
Katie says they went to San Diego since her father-in-law was ill and dying for two months. Clearly they were renting the house in OC during filming. She’s not the first fucking Houewife to not own a home. WHO CARES.
Heather and Emily keep muttering to each other that there’s no ‘stories online’ about them. Well there’s THIS ONE EMILY.
(I wasn’t able to post the link here but it’s on my FaceBook page. Hit the FaceBook icon at the top of the page)
But she wants to forget about this now I’m sure. She can try to saY with her Bravo bucks, and Shane now working, that they don’t mooch off of his parents, but I say BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT.
And THIS ONE HEATHER:
Remember the previous season to this one had airing delayed by approximately six months (it aired in fall of 2023 and had been filmed the fall of 2022, remember the pumpkin patch scenes) because Heather made them remove all scenes but one that they sneaked in, of Terry’s cheating being addressed. So I guess that answers why Andy is letting Heather take over Katie’s question and said nothing, if she has that much fucking pull over Andy.
Did we all realize that KATIE got asked the question about getting snubbed by Heather and Heather fucking hijacked it, then when Katie tried to correct her, kept saying, “My turn to speak, I’m talking, I’m talking…”
Why didn’t Katie or better yet, ANDY say ‘actually the question was for Katie?’
I do believe Katie that Heather knew who she was, and snubbed her. And so what.
And this is Andy’s smirky face while this is going on. Way to play favorites Andy. So not cool. At all. He pisses me off.
Heather is so mad about this paparazzi thing. It’s entirely possible she’s not the one that made the contact. But holy fucking shit Heather, those shots were so staged and posed. You absolutely knew you were being photographed. Stop insulting us!! We know!
You would think a fucking actress, even a failed mediocre one, would be able to act a little more natural than this. Then again if you really look at the photo, Heather isn’t exactly worthy of an Oscar either, but it’s Terry that’s giving it away mostly. Like honestly why didn’t she coach him to act natural? Jesus.
The bitchy scowl like she’s ready to commit murder on Heather’s face is just not normal given the accusation. It’s really not.
This is a troubled unhappy vindictive person.
And with Katie being a minority isn’t this kind of a bad look? And I’m not someone who’s all about that. I’m not race-baiting. Clearly Bravo was trying to bring some diversity to an all-white cast, so they do, and this is how she gets treated? Over outing Heather for some staged/posed photos??
Taco Belle’s got the arms going and is ALL worked up when this has NOTHING to do with her.
She is so invested in this and no one knows why. Other than she has nothing else to do. Besides eat tacos.
“Falsely accusing people is kind of your thing, I get it.”
So they make Katie recount this excruciating story of some cracra dude in Georgia aggressively tailgating her and taking pictures of her kids ten years ago.
How in the FUCK would they think that she ‘sent him to prison.’ He was briefly taken to jail. This guy was acting nuts it sounds like. The police report is available online and does name Katie as ‘the aggressor’ but I’m just not seeing that, reading the report.
Katie tells the whole story, I don’t need to repeat it, but it’s awful.
Taco Belle and Regina George over there basically discount the whole story, accuse her of lying and Tacos shrieks “the policcccccce???” when Katie said they were telling a one-sided story. Well yea when cops do their reports they are giving their interpretation of an event after hearing both sides.
And is it outlandish to think some arrogant white Georgia cop would pick the dude’s side?? Over a young minority single mom??
Like, what woman??
Keep in mind this daffy broad works with an organization that frees people from actual prison that were WRONGFULLY ACCUSED AND CONVICTED OF CRIMES.
Is she okay? Should someone check on her??
And Heather laughing at her the whole time she’s telling this story?? I CANNOT. Like I’m speechless in what to even say to describe this.
So when Heather tells the story, what she looked up online, it all started because Katie was texting while driving and this crazy mother effer was ‘triggered’ because he knew someone killed by a driver texting situation.
She says that as if, that makes it okay.
So let me get this straight. She is perfectly fine and thinks it’s normal for this asshole to harass and scream at a woman with three kids in the car, and possibly cause an accident, because he’s upset that she might cause an accident driving while texting.
THAT’S cool with Heather?
Tacos and her fat face starts robotically nodding her head like Heather’s fucking lackey. How embarrassing.
Then they try to make her out to be liar when she explains she never got to tell her side because she didn’t get the summons since the letter went to her ex-husband which was listed as her address.
Fucking dumb ass Gina mutters “I don’t think they can serve you ex-husband.”
Ding dong pay attention! The letter went to him because he lived at the address she had previously when they were together and they were unable to locate Katie living in a fucking shelter.
What the hell do you know? You couldn’t even make your DUI hearing all by yourself without Shannon intervening and buying your way out of it.
Gina sit this one out. This requires a brain and listening skills to be able to follow the story. She’s probably sitting there zoning out about what she’s having for lunch or Travis’ tiny dick.
Shannon explains it to the fucktard that is Gina Kirshenwhatever.
Shannon points out it seems like they’ve been doing a lot of investigating. I mean, ya THINK??
“It’s all over the internet” Tacos and Regina insist.
Well I mean, it sounds like they deliberately looked for it. There’s ‘all over the internet’ and then there’s googling someone’s name to see what comes up. Those are two different things. Similar, but different.
Okay so Andy DOES call Heather out when he reminds her she told him prior to the reunion beginning when he makes his glam rounds, that she said “I don’t want to be in an environment where people dig stuff up on other people.”
And they even roll the footage.
Oh no but this is quite different, Andy because, Tacos has her butt buddy’s back and the chubby arms are going a mile a minute. She insists they just happened across these articles and didn’t go searching for them. Okay Taco Smell Emily. Jesus Christ. Shut up. Heather’s just as bad. They’re like Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumm. Even Tammy Sue Who is annoyed and looking at them like they’re nuts.
These two are worked up. I hope they’re wearing pee pads. Jesus.
Tacos is such an evil cunt. She brings up the custody issue with Katie’s kids when she was trying to leave her husband, who sounds like he’s extremely controlling and abusive by the way. I mean the dude let his daughter and firstborn child be adopted by another man so, do the fucking math.
Tacos goes on to insinuate that she must have been a terrible mom to lose both ‘physical and legal’ custody of her kids. To me, it sounds like those two go hand-in-hand, but what do I know against this fat slob gold digging unemployed attorney?
Katie doesn’t even know what the fuck she’s talking about ‘physical and legal.’
She didn’t have her fucking kids because she didn’t have a home you nosy PIG! Shut up!
She starts throwing around legal jargon because she can. What she’s doing here is sick.
Katie gets emotional about how horrible it was for her that she couldn’t provide for her kids. Taco and Regina feel stupid I HOPE and manage to look like they feel bad.
Heather looks embarrassed actually. She has that bitchy scowl but she looks like she feels stupid and knows she went too far and she’s going to pay for this.
Wow. Just wow Heather.
She approaches Katie has they take a break, and I’m not byying her apology.
“Katie,” she calls her name very coldly and with no emotion. like a fucking school principal, “I’m very sorry about the children, that must have been devastating.”
She even manages to get a dig in with, “I don’t know the whole story… BUT I wasn’t going to bring that up.” She doesn’t know the whole story, as if Katie’s lying.
She kinda throws her smelly Taco friend under the bus there.
Now we go after Jenn. Tacos hates on the skinny pretty girls.
Why don’t we just call this ‘THE TACO BELLE SHOW??’
Having said that, Jenn does frustrate me with her dumb act. I’m not so sure it’s even an act to be honest. Like her children live with this man. She needs to get herself informed on what is actually going on. Not what Ryan is telling her.
He’s lying to her.
She keeps saying ‘I read this and I read that.’ Girl, talk to the man. Demand he tell you the truth and level with you.
She doesn’t even know that he saved his ass by ratting out this Matt guy?
Andy suggests that he stayed out of trouble because he cooperated with authorities. “I don’t know” she admits. You don’t KNOW? Like we all know, but you don’t?
One might say she’s just playing dumb, but it seems like when she said ‘I don’t know’ she really does not know. Nor does she even even want to.
That’s just not smart.
She seriously thinks he’s completely innocent and his only ‘crime’ was having his name on an account that this dirty money happened to be wired to?
Girl. He also spent the money in his account. On your dumb ass and more gambling.
Jenn felt responsible for the whole thing because of being a Housewife, because she has zilch understanding of what is even going on. Tacos is ‘nice’ enough to let her know that it’s not her fault. If Ryan is letting her believe this, then that’s pretty fucking shitty.
“Ryan is not involved in Matt’s bookie business, at all.”
Girl. I am speechless again.
But I still wish Tacos would shut up, even though she’s probz right in this instance. I cannot stand her voice for one more fucking second.
She’s done ‘as much research as possible’ she brags. I bet you did, Queen of Tacos!! Should she really be bragging about that? Kind of makes her look like she’s bored, lonely, unfulfilled, miserable and obsessed with others.
I’m willing to bet that Jenn doesn’t even know what the word ‘immunity’ means as she denies it.
Like her kids are older. Aren’t any of them smart enough to tell her what’s going on? And tell her they don’t want to live with a criminal??
I feel kind of bad for Jenn as she sits here looking clueless while Tacos defines ‘immunity.’
Andy asks her to explain the ‘dirty business’ Ryan was involved in. Jenn doesn’t fucking know. She seriously thinks Ryan had 16 million dollars unknowingly sent to his back account and then just let it sit there.
Does she realize that 16 mill is show she got her rock, her designer duds, and her bougie vacas every weekend??
