First thing’s first. The dresses. I love the red, crimson and pink combo. Even Andy got in on the color theme.
Shannon’s is too short but she always leans towards short. You might say it’s kind of basic and plain but I’d rather see this than getting too carried away with sequins and shit. She needs to ditch the extensions and wear her hair shorter and natural. It’s aging her.
Gina’s I actually like too. The top part makes her look flat-chested but I’d rather see that then boobs pushed up under your chin.
She switched it up from a junior department super micro-mini that is awkward to sit down it on camera. And looks ridiculous.
I do have to say all of them look fine ON CAMERA, which is something they seem to struggle with at reunions for some reason. You would think they would know to test that out. I’m not loving her long stringy extensions. I loved her blue-blonde bob from two or three seasons ago.
Kudos for none of them having their boobs on display and in our faces. After all it is 90% women that watch these shows, so I never get why they want to sit here half-naked anyway.
Even Tamra didn’t go that route who got her implants implanted back. Again. What’s this like the third time she’s had them yanked out and put back? No wonder she’s having issues with things tearing and shit.
Gretchen’s look is extra, but it’s on point for her. I don’t hate it.
I think Tamtrums calling her JonBenet Ramsey was hugely inappropriate, but how would Tamra who has no decorum whatsoever, and ‘therapy’ sure as hell isn’t helping, even begin to know that?
I won’t go over everyone’s looks, since most of them are fine, nothing special and appropriate which almost never happens. They’re letting them choose between gowns and dresses now. I had read a several years ago the warm-weather city franchises HAD to do short or mid-length dresses and the cooler weather franchises HAD to do gowns, which is stupid. I guess someone realized that. It’s not like women wear gowns because of weather, it’s because they’re more formal.
Wasn’t it hilarious when Andy was doing the rounds and commented he thought Tamra would have a ‘different approach’ this season given all of her (fake) therapy.
Did this broad actually think she was ‘calmer?’ She asks Andy this, and he’s like ‘nope sorry didn’t see it.’
Her ‘not quitting’ joke falls flat. Andy is nice and gives her a charity chuckle. She looks kind of strange, like she definitely took some sort of pills. She pretends to be “in better spirits because of Teddi.”
No one believes you care this much about Teddi Mellencamp simply because you have a stupid podcast together.
Tacos, good for you, let me get you a medal that you work out ‘seven days a week.’
Is that even a flex? She doesn’t work, her husband and in-laws do everything for her, she doesn’t spend time with her kids (by her own admission if you watched ‘Wife Swap.’) She SHOULD be going to the gym or doing some form of exercising every day since she has a weight problem.
She’s in Southern California where you can be outside almost year around doing outdoor activities. Running, hiking, walking, biking, swimming. Whatever.
Aside from this season, she always has some sort of meltdown about her weight. She makes terrible food choices, so get your ass to the gym, you have zero excuses. She does not look to me like she lost 30 pounds, just SAYING.
How can even you tell Andy? Underneath 40 pounds of a horse’s ass plopped on her head?
Think Andy was making fun of Gina and her ‘schlepping’ in reference to her Real Estate career. You know how he is. I don’t know what sense her comment “it feels REALLY good to schlep again” makes. She was never in sales before, I don’t believe.
Maybe she didn’t know what to say because she realized he was making fun of her. He’s like “sure, yeah okay dummy.” How about saying to him ‘some people have to work for a living, Andy.’
Tacos is smirking as usual when Andy greets Katie, who looks great and Tacos hates that.
Why? Because Tacos is a childish insecure mean-spirited piece of trailer trash crap. Did I mention how stupid that wig looks?
Seems Jenn was uninvited to Alexis’ and Jackass’s wedding. My God who cares.
I can’t even believe those two nincompoops got a People’s Magazine spread. A ding dong Housewife from twelve years ago, and an abusive nobody dude that ‘hated the limelight.’ I am shocked that marriage happened.
Jackass must’ve really concentrated on restraining himself, because he REALLY wanted to flaunt that wedding for Shannon to see. Even in the pics you can see it in his face, ‘Heh heh heh – wait til Shannon sees these pics, she’ll lose her mind…’ I KNOW he was thinking that. I know he was.
Tacos tries to answer for Jenn, who gleefully shares that she was uninvited when Andy asks her if she was invited to the wedding. He asked Jenn.
Shut up Tacos. Why she always gotta be poking her nose into everything? She’s such a busy body! At least TRY to hide it because it’s such an embarrassment.
This woman’s obsession with the other ladies’ lives is so odd. Yeah Tacos, shut the hell up. No one was talking to you. Shove some tacos into it. Or a foot long. Jesus she’s annoying.
Tamtrums thinks this is especially funny for some reason. She has some weird grin plastered on her face. Well I know why. She loves all things Alexis and Jackass JUST to be a dick to Shannon.
I loved Shannon’s reaction to Tamtrums being asked about the wedding, completely unbothered when she said she feels weird discussing it in front of her.
She continues to use Teddi’s brain cancer as her reasoning for her constant outbursts all season, that she seems to have completely forgotten took place.
I don’t even think she and Teddi are that close. I don’t think Tamtrums is someone that Teddie would be close friends with.
It’s my opinion that they’re merely co-workers, so to pretend that she’s devastated and Teddi’s illness is altering her life and behavior is ludicrous. And sad. And demented.
Why does Gina continue to live up Tamtrums’ asshole and always needing to save her?
Gina interrupts with some fucking excuse as to why Tamra still acted like a caged animal all season despite the therapy.
“Things get worse before they get better.”
Since when is that a therapy thing? Even Tamra knows it’s bullshit but my GOD she’s goin’ with it!
Gina literally pulled this out of her arse right here and now. I love how Tamtrums is like ‘oh yeah let’s go with that!’ Her face totally says that. Sticking her tongue out because she feels stupid?? I don’t know. She either needs more meds or less meds.
My God. Can’t make this shit up.
Even if that was a thing, don’t think that applies her.
And she knows that. I don’t know what is with this Gina/Tamtrums alliance but it’s getting embarrassing for Gina. She doesn’t come off as the sharpest to begin with. Then to dumb herself down to Tamtrums’ level, girl why? Just why?
It’s pretty sad when Jenn interrupts as the voice of reason. Jenn, who again not to be mean, I’m not a rocket scientist either, not the brightest crayon in the box, tells her she’s an adult, just make a change already.
Tamtrams makes excuses and uses Teddi for her scapegoat. Again.
Honestly shouldn’t having a (supposed) friend going through a life-threatening cancer issue make you compassionate and LESS likely to lash out at people?
Someone NORMAL would be taking on kind of a ‘none of this petty shit matters, life is too short, my (alleged) friend may be dying’ type of attitude.
Oh, it derailed her a bit. A ‘bit??’
Her excuses blow and everyone knows it. Gina knows it but is clearly being paid off to defend her and grovel to her.
Shannon wonders why she didn’t get any type of grace that Tamtrums seems to be asking for, and was shut down if she dared to try to make an excuse for any of her behavior.
“I haven’t asked anyone for grace.” Okay Tamtrums, my God, you’re so goddamned dumb, it makes me sad for you. She can’t even converse like a normal adult.
No you didn’t say those words exactly, because you don’t speak like a grown-up in complete sentences, but you HAVE been distributing A LOT of excuses for this therapy not working, and making excuses and definitely eluded that everyone should give you a pass. AKA ‘asking for grace.’
Shannon calls her ‘Tamra Grudge.’ She claims she doesn’t hold grudges.
Does this broad even know anything about herself. She needs to fire this therapist because she’s blowing smoke up her ass.
Alexis (we’re talking about her why?) said on a podcast that Shannon is trying to ‘ice out’ Tamtrums to get her off of the show.
Then there’s a discussion about Shannon calling ‘Alex’ a producer and telling her she feels ‘unsafe’ (hate that term being used this way) around Katie.
Alex tells Andy in his ear bud that is untrue. But it may be. They probably wanted to keep things moving. I can see Shannon being dramatic and doing that after the recording thing was divulged.
It’s so funny how Katie keeps deferring to dumb-as-rocks Jenn who can’t remember what she had for breakfast, to corroborate her claims of things being said months ago.
Jenn sits there with a dumbfounded glazed look on her face like she has no clue what she’s talking about. I think she actually does have a hard time recalling things she says. Maybe that’s a good thing.
Sorry but I do have trouble believing that Katie would just be making this shit up.
Of course you wouldn’t trust Tamtrums with ‘sensitive info.’ So sick of that whole thing.
Tamtrums starts acting like she’s fucking insane.
Her fake autism diagnosis claim is an insult to autistic people. She can’t be autistic. Autistic people are smart. I think she’s just really slow.
She and Shannon bicker about the ‘because your father was an alcoholic’ comment.
Tamtrums did a little homework (good for her, she did something) and dug up Shannon telling Braunwyn several years ago, when she got sober, that she had alcoholism in her family. Didn’t say her dad.
THAT’S the difference. Missing the point, because you’re not very bright. You’re not autistic, you’re just not smart. Big difference. Huge.
Tamtrums does always say ‘she was mad’ and that’s why she slings damaging insults and accusations.
It’s pretty below the belt to accuse Shannon of ‘not caring about her dad’ whom she’s very close to, which Tamtrums muttered under her breath when she was mad that Shannon shut down her fake attempt at trying to sympathize with her.
I do genuinely think Shannon did not want her dad called out for being an alcoholic.
I’ve noticed every time Tamtrums gets accused of saying or doing something shitty, she just repeats it back, saying they do it too.
“No I’m not, that’s what you do!” What is WRONG with this woman? Does she hear herself?
There’s something so very wrong with her, and I’m not even saying that to be bitchy. I’m not going to pretend I’m concerned, because I want to be authentic, but I’m not trying to be mean. There are some wires crossed. It’s just sad to watch it in real time. I don’t think she used to act like this. Did she have a stroke or something?
Tamtrums delivers an inauthentic apology, like a child would do who’s forced to apologize (I’m sorryyyyyyyyy) with an icky scowl on her face. Now Tamtrums, she definitely needs that book!
I’m going to take a break here as they prepare to dive into Katie and her ‘lies’ and indiscretions.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
