Tamra prepares for her ‘spring fling’ in a very pissy Tamra mood, making fun of her decorations being cheesy.
Eddie makes another appearance looking very peaked.
She relays this whole pop singer saga to him. Then whines again about Heather not following up with her to check on her.
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Heather and Shannon meet for whatever they’re doing, I don’t really know. Breaking a dish and putting it back together for the ‘symbolism.’
I cracked up at Gina visiting this boutique with a return. I’m sure it’s something she bought for an occasion to wear once and return, pretending it didn’t fit or whatever.
Tacos is also in attendance.
Back and forth scenes of everyone discussing ‘the song’ that never happened because Tamra forgot she didn’t know how to sing.
So she just hooked up with the dude instead. Allegedly.
To me, it seems like this guy possibly had a crush on Tamra from seeing her on the show, and had no idea if she could sing or not. So as soon as she was separated from Simon, (not knowing she was cheating and already had a boyfriend) asked her if she wanted to do this song with him.
So do I think possibly Tamra was flattered by this, and perhaps there was a moment of other things, besides singing badly going on? Yes I do.
Heather attempts to explain to Tamra how to communicate in a calm way.
At the sleepover it was discussed and agreed on that no one trusts her with ‘sensitive information.’
I think that’s the least of her issues.
Heather is offended that Gina doesn’t know she’s a comedic actress.
In her yap she gets all butt-hurt that the ladies don’t take her for a ‘serious actress.’
Heather has to understand she hasn’t had an acting gig in like thirty years.
Of course no one sees her as an actress. Like it or not, they see her as the wealthy plastic surgeon’s wife, and a Housewife. Sorry Heather but ya haven’t acted in YEARS. YEARS.
Does she really not recognize and comprehend this? As smart as she claims to be?
Shannon breaks it to her that the others don’t consider her a comedian.
I would go along with that. The broad has zilch sense of humor, so that’s not something I can really picture either.
Shannon tells her she sees her as more of a serious actress. Heather thinks her ‘friends’ should support her because that’s what friends do.
She’s forgetting the part that none of them are really friends.
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Jenn’s son gets a tattoo and passes out. What a wussy. If I didn’t pass out during my tattoo, no one should.
He does seem nervous. It’s funny when Jenn says “you’re going into the Marines dude, I think you’ll be fine.” Then he fucking faints.
I don’t even think I was that nervous and I have the lowest pain tolerance of ANYONE. Of course I did have a cocktail, or two.
Also he’s getting it on his chest where he can see what’s going on. I think that probably would have did me in, if I could see it.
“I hate needles.” Well that’s probably going to be a problem dude. Hopefully there’s no needles involved in being a Marine.
When he passed out, I thought he was having a seizure. Poor kid. Yeah I think he’ll be coming home early.
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I don’t get this pizza scene at all with Emily, Shane and the boys.
So the kid has an ED that you’re outing him for, to a million people, just for the hell of it.
Because you can, and because your life is boring and unfulfilled.
So when the pizzas arrive, Tacos and Shane repeat like robots, “there’s no cheese pizza!” “There’s no cheese pizza!”
Followed by giving him a blank stare.
Sucks to be you, kid. Here’s some plain ass disgusting microwaved white rice from a pouch.
Were they trying to recreate the Home Alone scene, or what the fuck was that?
They look like idiots. I’m guessing this was a rehearsed and fake situation, but still, that’s also bad. Like way to fuck with the kid.
What the fuck even was that?
And if that’s not bad enough, Tacos had NO CLUE the fourth grader couldn’t read.
Tacos, you are a terrible mother for using this as a ‘story line.’
You’re still a terrible mother and all-around terrible fucking human with zero morals. Sounds like someone else I know, who also has to take Ozempic not to look like a cow. Maybe it’s a chubby girl thing. Not sure.
Literally so over her fakeass meltdowns, pretending to feel bad, so people say it’s not her fault.
The ‘specialist’ doesn’t even know if he’s autistic or not, (which I would say if they don’t know, he probably is not) yet Tacos has been telling the world that he is.
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Time for this stupid party Tamra is hosting. Does she know her name is spelled wrong? Every time I write it, I’m always like, isn’t it supposed to be Tamera? Maybe her mom should have looked up the spelling.
She looks stoned in her yap or on xannies and wine.
She’s so confusing to me.
Is this ‘tough mean girl’ persona act just that? An act? She eluded to that on WWHL from a clip I saw.
She claims “therapy is turning me soft” in her yap.
Her next line is threatening to stab Gretchen with a scary hideous scowl on her face.
I can’t with this broad. She’s so fucking odd. I don’t even think SHE knows who or what she’s trying to be. She needs to pick a personality already. Does she realize when she has multiple personas, it gives her no credibility whatsoever?
When she brags about being a cold bitch constantly, then tries to be sweet to one of the other ladies, or cry and claim her feelings are hurt, she looks like a fucking fucktard.
Of course since Gretchen is not invited to this stupid thing, she makes sure she has a photo shoot scene going on with Slade and their daughter.
If you’ve ever seen her ‘family pics’ on social media, they are always pretty much all about Gretchen.
Shannon calls to check on her after Tamra flipped her lid.
Tacos is first to arrive. Tamra must’ve told her there’s cake.
It’s funny to me that Tamra would join Tacos in ridiculing Gretchen for praying, when Tamra went through some Jesus freak phase at one point.
See what I mean. You don’t know what the hell to believe about this woman. Who is she really? Are you religious, or are you not religious?
Yes I know you can be religious without breaking out in prayer constantly, but should you be making fun of someone that is?
And who is she to talk about ‘hiding behind the Jesus curtain?’
No remorse for ‘Naked Wasted?’ Not asking for Jesus’ forgiveness for that one?
Pretending to be concerned about someone having cancer? Using it when you’re pinned into a corner for pity? Is that behavior Jesus approves of?
Not to mention we had this scene earlier in the season, if you recall. Everything about this woman is a contradiction. Tacos is just as bad.
She lets Tamra know that no one trusts her.
Tacos explains that if they were at odds, Tamra would “look something up, and that’s a legitimate fear…”
EVEN THOUGH Tacos, (instead of paying attention to her non-reading, non-eating autistic kid) dug up non-factual here say dirt on Katie’s past, and presented it at least year’s reunion to humiliate her. But that’s not the same.
“You can’t having clean hands all of the time and everyone else is a villain.”
Kind of impressed Tacos said that to her. Even if she was just following orders. Which I’m sure she was, because like what a fucking hypocrite.
Tamra does her usual ‘tamtrum’ and stomps off. She’s graduated to storming off in her own fucking house when she can’t handle the truth.
Enter Gina in the shortest dress she could possibly locate. Tamra remembers this is her house, and returns.
Tacos apologizes. Gina makes a joke about 98 Degrees guy. Tamra points out that Jenn just started following him on IG.
It’s weird he would be sending Tamra a screen shot of this.
Do they still talk? Does he know he’s a big OC Housewife story line?
I notice Heather is the only one that brought a hostess gift, just saying.
Did Shannon ger her boobs done? I swear she did. Guess she had to pay for that herself.
They bicker about Gretchen, and whether or not she believes her lies or believe her truth or whatever the hell.
Tacos wants to make this about Katie now. Ask and you shall receive.
I just said last week how it’s weird Katie just went off into the abyss after the fake lie detector guy party never to be mentioned again.
Tamra spills that she agreed to meet with her to get the skinny because there’s something Katie said that ‘resonated with her.’ That’s a big word for Tamra.
She wants to get to the bottom of ‘Naked Wasted’ and to know if indeed Gretchen claimed to be drugged.
Also who cares. Also isn’t the bigger concern Tamra pimping out her kid? I would think she’s be just as embarrassed if not more so about that.
Also Gretchen has every right to claim she thinks she MAY have been drugged, Tamra. That’s not illegal. Stop sounding like a fucking dumb ass.
Tacos in her extreme man voice expresses extreme displeasure with this.
What does Tamra do? Why storms off again. This time to the kitchen to pretend she wants the cake decorating to commence.
She again claims she’s leaving the show, telling Heather ‘this is the last time she’ll ever film’ as she moans and groans about Heather saying she doesn’t trust her.
Heather switches this around to being about her and the ladies poking fun at her being a comedic actress or taking improv classes or WHAT EVERRRR.
She is especially perturbed at Gina for her ignorance of her very lucrative and unsuccessful acting career in 1990-1995 on canceled sitcoms.
I wonder if she auditioned for ‘Friends?’ I feel like she would have had to.
That would have been her era. Her ego probably doesn’t allow her to admit it. I could have seen her as Phoebe, or Monica. She’s Jewish, and don’t think Courtney Cox is. Most likely Heather didn’t get the part because she’s NOT FUNNY.
Anywayyy I digress. moving on. This escalates. Are we still decorating cakes. Tacos must be losing her mind.
Heather again uses the ‘raising her family’ excuse for he lack of acting jobs over the past thirty years.
She’s again claiming she’s ‘back’ as an actress, as she has been for like the fourth year now. However, she’s still a Housewife. Also what is she ‘back’ from? I think in order to make a comeback you had to be successful in the first damned place.
There is no actress at her age that’s been successful at making a comeback as much as I hate to say that.
Guess I could see her in a Lifetime movie as a wife and mom of grown kids, that gets cheated on with the thirty-year-old.
Finally we’re frosting cakes. I’m sure Tacos is fine now.
That was fun and over in like two seconds. Tamra starts bitching at Jenn for following the 98 Degrees guy. I did look his name up but I forget.
Jenn looks a little unprepared for this revelation.
She admits in her yap she just wanted the dirt. I admire her for owning it. Didn’t Tamra try to get the tea on Ryan last season? Sooo what’s the difference here?
Whereas Tamra never admits to shit. She’s still blubbering about her ‘hurt feelings’ to Heather for calling her untrustworthy.
Didn’t Tamra just get all defensive when Heather tried to open up about her dad and his embarrassing meltdowns over NOTHING in public when she was a kid?
The point wasn’t that Tamra has outbursts with HER kids in public, (although I find it hard to believe she doesn’t) it was that her outbursts bother Heather due to this.
Only fucking dumb cunty Tamra with the misspelled name wouldn’t comprehend that.
Now she’s the victim and cries that Heather doesn’t like her, when Heather’s been living up her asshole all season. And last.
She then storms off.
Again.
She’s joking right? The true comedian and drama queen here is Tamra.
She shouldn’t have tried singing. She should take a swing at acting instead.
Heather can sing with 98 Degrees Guy.
Again, we’ll never see her again.
More crying, this time directed at Tacos too.
She starts using Teddi’s cancer as an excuse again, and refers to it as the most difficult thing in HER life right now. I feel like she forgot about Teddi in the last handful of episodes.
She did this when Heather pinned her in a corner last time. She started fussing about her daughter and Teddi, because she knows that shuts everyone up because what do you say to that?
This time she’s ‘absolutely’ done people.
Jesus (speaking of Him.)
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