Shannon hosts a luncheon in honor of Jenn getting married (still no wedding to date, by the way) and is bitching at some girl on the phone about her wine glasses not being ‘blush.’
Just pour some Rose in them. No one will know. She’s whining about plates and knives, and acting like a total spoiled pretentious brat.
I don’t know what she wants this girl to do, or say about her cutlery and non-blush wine glasses when it’s not too late to rectify it.
Gretchers is first to arrive. Shannon wants to know what is up with her and Tacos after Tacos made a whole huge thing, and thought it was ‘aggressive’ for her to merely approach Tamtrums to talk.
I stand by that she wouldn’t have ran away like that, had she not had something to hide from Eddie.
Shannon gives her a sermon about not stooping to Tamtrums’ level.
Do these ladies not believe in wedges? They know they’re going to outdoor events and insist on wearing spiked heels and stilettos constantly.
Do you think anyone cares that the wine glasses aren’t ‘blush?’
Shannon for whatever reason, suggests that the ladies give Jenn marriage advice. All of them divorced except Heather. Tacos married before? I didn’t know.
She calls Shane “her PERSON.” And why is he your person Tacos?
Oh because his family is loaded. I don’t know if I would call Tacos your typical gold digger per se, usually those are women that don’t have their own earning power. She can support herself quite well as an attorney, but Tacos wants free stuff. Free money. Free house. Free shit, and she doesn’t want to work for it. She has said it herself. She grew up poor so she has taken steps in her life to ensure that doesn’t happen to her. AKA – marrying into a ‘generational wealth’ type family.
I feel like Tamtrums’ face looks weirdly different in every scene she’s in. Something seems up with her eyes. Maybe it’s her ‘half’ xannies she’s taking.
No, Tacos Heather does NOT fart. Ever. What are you even talking about? It’s “not her thing.” With all the fast food and crap Tacos eats, we know she does.
The very first arguing trip is in the planning stage. Amsterdam wins since Shannon is supposedly the planner, and Stella who is studying abroad, says it’s her favorite city.
They ALWAYS act like these trips are going to be so fun when they purposely take steps to make them as miserable and UNFUN as possible.
Even if pot is legal.
It cracks me up that Heather is getting stoned. She doesn’t fart, however she does get stoned.
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Heather wants to spread her father’s ashes in Amsterdam.
Not another Housewife ash-spreading! Ugh! Those never go well! They don’t know how to make sure the wind is not blowing in their direction.
Terry cracks himself up.
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Gina MUST stop with that nasely teenage early 2000’s voice. She must. She needs to. She has to.
She and Travis have a semi-serious discussion about the ex, and the kid that she wouldn’t let Travis see, supposedly because she’s mad they’re living together. I maintain that there is MORE to this story about Travis’ ex. A lot more.
Gina tells him what a great dad he is, and it’s really sweet. Two words my ex will never hear in the same sentence. Great, and Dad.
But he he always had like six girl friends simultaneously the entire time we were married! One skanky nasty fake-ass home wrecker won the prize because she made the most money and had the biggest house! Can’t make this up! Why would I make this up? What would I have to gain by making it up?
All kidding aside, Travis seems like a sweet guy and that he genuinely does LOVE Gina (not using her for own selfish gain – like status and a shit-stained house. Let’s face it. The guy seems semi-normal, and there’s not a lot of those around!
Ryan’s sweet too but his income situation seems very sketchy. He seems to seriously not mind looking after Jenn’s kids when she travels.
Granted most of them are older, but still, teenagers can be worse than little kids. Most guys would be like ‘uh-uh, they’re going to their dad’s.’
Or SAY they don’t mind. Then right before you’re ready to leave, or while you’re away, get a giant fucking hair up their asshole, and start acting like a fucking whiney ass bitter twat. My ex did that and he was looking after his OWN kids for fucks sake. And I barely ever did anything away from them.
Certain dudes, God FORBID they should do something for someone else that doesn’t directly immediately benefit THEM.
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I saw clips of this covo with Tamra and Eddie, and I must admit I have been looking forward to it.
Tamra’s eyes really do look weird. They’re barely open. I think it’s the xannies.
She’s back to her ‘soda water, lime and a little bit of cranberry’ beverage. Sounds gross, and I even like all of that.
Tamtrums thinks GRETCHEN is ‘toxic and really needs help.’ She also thinks Shannon is an alcoholic. Seems like a little projection is taking place here.
Eddie really wants to move out of California. That’s not going to happen unless her leaves her. Her entire existence is being a Housewife.
I don’t really see a lot of connection, if any, between these two.
They talk about their lack of communication and how Tamtrums ‘comes at him’ when she’s drunk and talks to him degradingly.
Thought she quit drinking months before cameras were even picked up, according to her. Thought she didn’t have a drinking problem since she never ran into a house? Eddie indicates otherwise.
Also thought she said in the ‘marriage advice’ segment of Jenn’s not-really-a-shower, was that she and Simon called each other names and said horrible things to each other when arguing, and she learned the second time around not to do that.
Again, Eddie indicates otherwise. In other words this woman is a complete hypocrite and so full of shit.
She mocks him about being an only child. He then mocks her evil laugh, which he does very well. I would say if you’re husband imitates you cackling like a witch, it’s probably not a very good sign.
I think Eddie suffers from very low self-esteem and thinks he can’t do any better than Tamtrums.
Not only is Eddie an only child, but he also never had kids.
You can see how he might have trouble understanding what it’s like to not just look out for yourself constantly. Given that issue, he honestly seems like a nice guy, and not the typical asshole House Husband we see so often.
I also happen to think he’s gay, but that’s neither here nor there right now.
I guess if Tamtrums is okay with it, why do we care?
At least she’s not getting bugged for sex constantly right?
This is another weird face scene for Tamtrums. These xannies are not doing her any favors.
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Gina’s already showing off her horrible Amsterdam outfits to poor Travis, who has to pretend like they’re cute.
She really is into this micro-mini naughty school girl look. It’s time to give it a break. Is this look even a thing?
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Are they seriously flying Jet Blue? Heather must be losing her mind. It’s first class at least, but it’s still Jet Blue.
Does Tacos really ask the flight attendant for valium? Did not even sound like she was joking.
They arrive and everyone seems jovial. Which is always the case for the first hour.
Everyone is in black as usual. I know it’s Europe but I don’t get what Tacos was thinking when she purchased this. Also remember she’s wearing this in the DAYTIME.
They’re literally screaming ‘Touristy Tacky American Alert!’
They look like hookers to be honest. Tamra’s wearing booty shorts for fucks sake, and Jenn’s entire ass is hanging out of a thong with lace over it.
Everyone they pass on the street is dressed NORMAL.
They take a canal ride.
It’s been what? Maybe ten minutes since Tacos started throwing her kid under the bus again. She was due.
Not the Incredible Hulk yap look again. Well it is almost Halloween!
Speaking of Incredible Hulk, she does her Housewife job and tries to get a ruckus going between Shannon and Tamtrums.
Tamtrums tries to get under Shannon’s skin by calling her the ‘c’ word. Shannon ignores her, has no reaction, and lets her look like an idiot. When people blurt out really fucking fucktard shit like that, letting their words hang in the air in silence is golden. Try it sometime. It really did throw Tamtrums off. She didn’t know what to do and she had no follow-up comment ready, except to mock her.
Back to how they look like hookers real quick, apparently they think women dress like fucking trollops in Germany.
Tacos, Tamtrums and Jenn go to a dick-making shop.
Gina, Heather and Shannon went go to get baked.
Nosy ass Tacos starts firing a million questions at Jenn about marrying Ryan. This woman is SO INTRUSIVE and just does not care.
They put into Jenn’s head that Shannon’s elaborate lunch for her impeding wedding, was so Jenn wouldn’t attend John and Alexis’ wedding.
Whatever. So what if she did. I don’t even care.
Shannon doesn’t have much going on, and I’m not seeing that as a bad ting. It’s refreshing not seeing her crying and crumbling every five minutes. So let her throw a fake party. Everything they do on here is phony and contrived and full of ulterior motives. We still watch. We don’t care.
Oh yeah forgot about Gretchers. She got assigned to the pot **** even though she’s not interested in partaking.
Heather drags Gretchen for ‘aggressively’ approaching Tamra and Eddie at Taco’s event for her fake interest in The Innocent Whatever. You know, since sometimes innocent people get sent to jail, even though according to Tacos “POLICE DON’T LIEEEEEEEEE!”
Cops are the biggest fucking liars, but I won’t get into all of that again.
I have to repeat myself here again about something else so forgive me. Tamra was standing there with Eddie when they approached her. If she were by herself, I would agree Slade shouldn’t have accompanied Gretchen.
Yeah I think he’s an idiot and a bum, and a loser, but it tells me Slade is confident in his information.
The reason why she fled like that, and yes this is my opinion, but pretty sure I’m right, is the 98 Degrees thing did happen, and it’s when she was with Eddie.
That is why she ran away, not because she felt ‘intimidated’ by fucking Slade. Nobody is intimidated by Slade.
Also what kind of pussy is Eddie? Like defend your wife dude. Ya don’t fucking run. Stand up to him like a man and tell him to quit talking shit on your wife.
Gretchen thinks fighting with Tamtrums is “fighting fire with fire.”
Clearly Bravo assigned these bitches to defend Tamtrums at all costs.
They go to dinner. Shannon is completely STONED. So Tamra’s on xannies, and Heather, Shannon and Gina are were smoking pot and doing edibles all day. They are going to go to this restaurant and make Americans look like trailer trash, aren’t they? I guess I’m not allowed to use the word I think Shannon looks like right now.
The dick making ladies show off the ‘dickorations.’
There seems to be a munchie situation going on. Heather orders a lot of dishes.
No one is fighting and we love that. Of course it’s a tease.
They’re going to be heading for the red light district. At least they are all dressed for it. I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but they cannot be serious with these outfits. I would expect this from Salt Lake or Jersey, not these ladies.
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