Fucking Sigh and KErin, are they seriously going to sit here and deny how they didn’t insinuate, and flat out say several times that Pavit has ulterior motives in his ‘traveling for miles’ trip to Vietnam.
I’m not sure Jessel pointed out postpartum issues when she talked about she and Pavit not being intimate. I don’t think you necessarily have to have diagnosed postpartum depression per se, to not feel like having sex when you have twin boys.
Not just the wonderful and joyous birth process, the fact that you are exhausted taking care of two babies, which then turn into two toddlers. I’m not sure which is more exhausting,
But honestly the long and short of it is, that she ‘shared’ (which they all love, don’t they?) something embarrassing going on in her life/marriage and these cackling hags use it against her.
Sigh/Kerin uses the fact that ‘they didn’t know this’ as an excuse for their relentless ridiculing of Jessel’s marital issues.
Does it really fucking matter the REASON? Stupid Evil Goblin and her fucking sidekick didn’t know she has one year old twins? Which isn’t really conducive to romantic interludes every night. And if neither one of them cared, who cares??
Evil Munchkin gets all worked up trying to defend her hideous behavior, and she’s got the arms going full force like Emily on OC.
I foresee another apology coming. Jenna looks like she wants to elbow her in the eyeball. E.M. insists if she would have shared her postpartum struggles and IVF, they would have certainly backed off. Well the problem with that, is that they were not saying all of this shit TO her, so she didn’t know that she had to explain it in intricate detail for these stupid hags.
Do we really need to dissect the ‘cackling hag’ thing, and whether Brits use this expression or not. Who cares! It’s probably similar to American expressions. Often their usage depends on your region. It’s not like everyone in America speaks the same, has the same slang, and uses the same expressions. I see that being the same situation of in England. Like come ON people. I feel like Andy should’ve been the adult in the room to point this out.
Some people use certain expressions and slang, others don’t. And they vary depending on where you live. It’s not complicated. They legit sit here and argue over this.
Instead of discussing the legitimacy of an expression, Andy, why not read one of the 10,000 viewer questions, I’m sure they got, (unless the news broke too late) as to how Sai met her husband, and why the stepson was never mentioned when she endlessly talked about what a great dad he is.
What a hypocrite for bitching at Jessel for not ‘sharing her story.’ Whatever the hell that even means. You did notice that both Erin and Jessel in the first few episodes ‘shared their story’ on how they met their husbands. All Sai did was brag about her fucking brownstone that she moved her shit right into, after she got knocked up in bar, when David was married to another woman.
Also, this is petty, but bugging me nonetheless. I thought we normally addressed work the ladies get done between filming and the reunion. Andy usually asks what’s going on and asks for specifics when he’s making the hello rounds.
You know – “Wow, you look refreshed what have you gotten done?”
For these ladies, for whatever reason, we’re supposed to act like we don’t notice. Just like we’re not talking about Sai being a Sai-de piece, I guess we’re not going to talk about Jessel’s nose job, nor Sai’s new titties.
Jessel WAS being a bitch about the nightgown that Jenna have her. But then again, that is a very personal type of gift. Maybe she should have had a variety of them, with certain ones in mind for certain ladies, and told them to choose their own.
I think she just felt self-conscious, due to baby weight, and it sort of accentuated her stomach area, and the others are super skinny. I thought it was funny how, when she was packing for Antigua she told Pavit she was bringing it, and it actually is pretty, and she had lost some weight.
I actually think she got a tummy tuck at some point over filming. Probably around Christmas when cameras were down for a few days, because she was suddenly wearing crop tops and had a flat stomach.
I don’t have anything against it, but don’t say you ‘lost weight’ implying that you dieted and exercised, when you got your stomach hacked off, and sewn back together.
And the only fucking reason that Sai stood up for Jenna over the nightie, was because it was against Jessel. Had that been any of the others bitching they didn’t like their gifted lingerie, she would have said nothing. It’s a weird thing for a woman to give another woman anyway.
Surely she knows Sai wasn’t genuine.
Viewer question to E.M. and KErin– one of mine too, (I need to be more organized and get my questions in on time.)
“Why bitch about the others ‘not sharing’ then make fun when they do share?”
Erin volunteers and seems anxious to answer. I honestly just wanna glaze over this, (I’m not usually good at that) because it can be explained in one fucking sentence. She’s long-winded. She’s similar to Dorit, for those that watch Beverly Hills. So she takes the long way around of answering a question, and rambles a bit. Somehow with these two childish twats, this minor annoyance turned into “I hate you! You’re lying! Pavit is fucking someone!”
Sai orders her to “stop saying stuff like that” when Jessel says she says she felt belittled.
Stop saying ‘stuff like that??’ Wow Sai, what a very profound and intelligent way to put it. Are you ten? She literally stated her feelings about the way YOU acted, and her opinions are completely valid, and shared by THOUSANDS, as you may have seen on Social Media, No one likes you. Like get your shit together. You’re not one bit likeable!! The scenes with your daughter and aunt, which could have scored you some points you even made insufferable with your ‘pity me’ shit and zero emotion.
Andy shuts the Miserable Goblin down, telling her Jessel is stating how she feels, which she as right to do.
God knows, we’ve been listening to her giant hole screaming her head off for four fucking months! Wow – this girl is something else, and not in a good way.
I think David should go bang another bitch in a bar, and throw her ass out on the streets. Maybe try a pleasant one.
She again ‘apologizes’ when Andy reprimands her. She admits, watching it back, it was excessive.
I mean, ya THINK?? And I wasn’t even a Jessel fan. I hated the way she spoke to her mom and Pavit. And that so cringy scene of her sounding like a shallow social climber about the twins’ preschool applications.
I became a fan, when this chip-on-her-shoulder dwarf with no fucking manners, started attacking her and screaming at her non-stop, for no fucking reason.
Her lashing out and screaming excuse, was that Jessel was ‘talking in circles’. I mean, makes total sense to scream at people over that. Christ lady, get yourself some fucking help. And I really mean that. Whether it’s therapy, meds, marijuana, a fucking steak, I don’t fucking know, but this woman is very unhappy and very OFF.
Poor David, of all the trollops that worked in your bar to bend over your desk, this shit show is what you choose? He got what the hell he deserves for cheating. Like someone else I know. He deserves the ugly cheating hag across the lot. So handy.
And this constant one-upping in reverse, comparison about childhoods Who does that?
And how much are we going to drag Jessel for talking about her alcoholic uncle to Sai? She wasn’t comparing him to Sai’s mom. She was merely communicating that she experienced the difficulty of dealing with an alcoholic as well. Yes she was trying to ‘connect.’ I don’t get why, but whatever.
Sai again delivers her 442nd apology. She uses the excuse a lot of “in that moment I was just …”
Again Jessel gets drilled on the ‘money and privilege’ involved in her upbringing. She finally says she was comfortable, but not lavish. I mean, isn’t that MOST people’s upbringing? I think that’s how I would describe mine. She never said she was destitute and laid in a shitty diaper for a week, did she??
Now Erin apologizes to Jessel for picking on her. These two are something else. The amount of back pedaling.
Sai gets asked about that constant accusation that Jessel was ‘lying.’ So childish. That’s something a child says, ‘you’re a liar!’ if another kid says something they don’t believe.
She’ s so fucking weird. I feel bad about her upbringing and all, I do, but it’s just not an excuse for her erratic behavior. She’s an adult. She brags about her house, and her money, so clearly she can afford to take the time, and do what she needs to do to work on this shit. It’s not funny, nor entertaining.
And no, Jessel didn’t say ‘next week’ in the convo E.M. keeps referring to about Pavit’s sandwich trip She said ‘in two, or a few weeks’ as an estimation. I don’t think she was sure either. Pavit was being vague.
And do we all realize that she merely said this in passing, when sharing her excitement about their romantic getaway, that she thought it was sweet he planned, before his trip.
But Sai really locked in and was FOCUSED on that ‘next week’ (actually two weeks) thing. What would be the point of ‘lying’ about it? As Jessel had pointed out.
No one gets Sai’s obsession with it. No one. Maybe she’s mad at HER husband for throwing her mom out to die. Or maybe she just really wanted a Bahn Mi sandwich too?
“Why are you so invested?”
She doesn’t know, but at least manages she admits she was. Brynn ridicules her ‘fact checking.’ She apologizes. Again. If she’s trying to win back fans, it’s too late.
Jenna says she has a friend who flies for miles so she does understand it, as opposed to Sai and Erin, who were too dumb to comprehend, and too lazy to research.
Sai delves into more detail about her mom, and like I said earlier, it’s sad, but it’s not an excuse to lash out and be belligerent. I think she needs to take this up with David, honestly. If he threw her mom out of his house, and put her on the streets, then that’s the dude she needs to be pissed at. Not Pavit. Let Pavit go eat his fucking sandwiches. And she’s an ugly crier.
She then asks if her makeup is okay. She’s so distraught. I can’t with this girl. Makes me wonder if any of that was genuine. And that’s pretty sick.
Her hungry issues: She states that she has to eat every two hours. What does that sound like? A newborn baby. So if she knows she has to eat every few hours, then be prepared.
And clearly she’s not getting her protein if she’s a vegetarian, so maybe rectify that? Also it seems like she’s a picky eater. She didn’t like the eggs and avocado at Brynn’s wreath event, she didn’t like the Shakshuka Erin made, she didn’t like the caviar. These things are HER issues. I don’t like caviar either, but it seemed like she turned her nose up at a lot of things.
Screaming and whining at everyone over it is not normal, and I even understand hangry, believe me. I go from 0 to starving in a span of five minutes too.
Jenna defends Sai’s ‘influencing.’ I wish Jenna would stop being so nice to her. People like this, if you’re nice to them, they take complete advantage and walk all over you, even more. Which is what she did to Jessel. For some reason Jessel, who she was a savage to, corroborates how hard she works as an influencer. Give me a break. Can’t wait til David finds a new side piece, and dumps her dumb ass.
She apologizes AGAIN when a viewer asks if it’s a good excuse for acting like an uncontrollable maniac for her constant ‘hangriness.’
I think it would serve her well to maybe stop being a vegetarian, and eat a little meat. It really does make a difference. I’m not a big meat eater, so I do notice a constant hungry feeling, if I go several days without eating meat. It’s called a protein deficiency. I actually get a little light-headed.
I’m built similar to her, being small and petite, so I’m guessing we just don’t have a lot of back-up fuel or fat stored in our bodies, so when it happens, it’s sudden, and intense. But woman, put some protein bars or apple slices in your purse. Enough already.
Am I alone that these apologies would have carried so much more weight if they were in the moments or shortly after?? Not six months later, after she’s seen and heard the viewers’ complete and utter disgust with her??
I never really noticed Brynn’s reddish tint to her hair before now. Guess it’s the lighting. Okay she’s on deck now. So let’s get into it. She seems excited.
I shouldn’t judge her experience of caring for her father in his last dying days who she says she interacted with twice in her entire life, but I will, since she’s putting it out there.
It’s definitely a girl thing. I kind of get it, but kind of don’t. This dude cared nothing about having a relationship with his children for their whole entire life. He didn’t deserve her love and compassion.
You would not catch a dude rushing by his completely absent father’s side to be near him as he was dying. It just wouldn’t happen. It’s our maternal instinct side.
He apologized to her during this time. Dudes always say they’re sorry for everything. And they never mean it. Especially guys like this, that are capable of abandoning their own children. He could say whatever the hell he wanted, he was ready to croak, and knew he didn’t have to back up his claims.
He had promised to take her out to dinner. Yeah that never would have happened. Again the loser knew he could say whatever the hell he wanted without having to follow through. Follow-through is a big issue for dudes that are pieces of abusive shit, in general.
“I promise I’m done with the diseased skanky ho across the lot!!” Yeah okay. Sure ya are. Pathetic. Loser. Guess ya gotta take what ya can get. Shuffle over to make the donuts. Did she file for divorce? Didn’t think so.
Okay so this part was good. I watch the shows initially live on my TV, the old-fashioned way, then the second view is on my computer, to do the recaps, so I do catch quick little looks I missed the first time around that are so fast, you miss it on a TV screen if you’re not staring closely at it.
I looked up the timeline of the cat out of the bag about Sai’s embarrassing scenario of meeting, having kids, (in that order) and marrying David. It broke in early October. I posted a little article about it on 10/3 on my site, and I believe I was seeing it everywhere the previous day, or possibly the evening of the 1st.
The reunion appears to have been taped also in the first week of October. Ubah was on WWHL talking about her breakdown, and reunion experience on 10/8, sounding as if it had just taken place. So, I would say this was out there at least a few days before they sat down to reunite.
So when Brynn is describing her Mimi raising her, and some of her funny, dare I say it, expressions (like cackling hags) that may not be the same as EVERYONE in the entire country uses, because they definitely are regional, and shares this one: “every marriage has a dirty broomstick in their closet, like someone did a little something…”
Was this a subtle dig towards Sai?? Because this was Sai’s face, as she was blinking rapidly.
Kudos to Producers for the zoom in, when Brynn said that. I think that was their very subtle way of getting her indiscretion, and dirty little secret part of the reunion, since no one brought it up. I wish they would have lingered longer. If you blinked, you missed it. They were probably pissed too that it didn’t get addressed.
Kind of can’t believe Jessel didn’t get a dig in. The door was wide open several times. Maybe it was a similar ‘agreement’ to Heather’s on OC, demanding they didn’t address Terry’s cheating on the show.
So don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but this was out into the universe BEFORE taping, (although not in time for submission of viewer questions) and Andy, who has NO problem being shady, at all, could have addressed it with her, and how her harassment of Jessel, makes her a hypocrite.
But, he didn’t. He gave her a pass.
Yet we talked about her fucking appetite issues in great detail, and sat here and dissected Jessel’s usage of an English expression ‘cackling hags.’
Which by the way Jenna said her ex is English, and he used it. But whatever. Brynn and Erin insisted it didn’t exist because THEY know.
Maybe it’ll come up at BravoCon, which I’m going to, y’all!!!!! So look for postings on my FaceBook page and my site!!!
Andy asks about Sai’s comment about she and Brynn having a ‘special bond.’ I feel like we’ve discussed Sai and Brynn’s horrible parents to absolute oblivion. I’m over it. I’m tired of it.
Oh and color me shocked, I smell another fake Saipology, as Brynn expresses her hurt over Sai’s explosive anger at the finale over Ubah’s boyfriend, Connecticut, whatever crap.
Another fucking excuse, “I’m just one of those people that gets really angry…”
Brynn: “Oh really, I hadn’t noticed.”
Hmmm, neither did we.
More excuses, “I have zero patience for grown adults…” Is she actually being judgy about the behavior of other ‘grown adults?’
Brynn shares that all three of her engagements came after break-ups, and felt like they weren’t sincere, I guess? Gideon who I think won all of our hearts in that quick scene with her, sounds like got the ax because she just wasn’t attracted to him in you know, that way, because she refers to him as a ‘hot cousin.’ Andy is into the ‘friends with benefits’ thing. He seems to refer to it a lot. He must have a few of his own.
Now that we’re done talking about Gideon’s dick, Andy asks the $64,000 question, what does she do for a living.
Note: I read that she met Gideon on ‘Seeking Arrangements’ (which is now just ‘Seeking’ by the way) although I believe she said it was Tinder. So it appears that she does actively seek out dating rich guys.
And not that I know first hand, just my common sense tells me that with that site, it’s understood, women are looking to be taken care of, for you know, favors. And not a pot roast. If you follow OC, I believe that’s how Noella met that attorney dude she was with, for a very short time after filming began.
Doesn’t seem like the kind of site for women pursuing a meaningful relationship. But hey, if you need help with your rent, and a Fendi purse, it’s the way to go.
Maybe I should look at it. Dating a rich guy, and putting up with their bullshit HAS to be better than dating a broke ass pathetic motherfucker, who can’t even afford a hotel room for two nights, and putting up with endless mind games, lies, cheating, and bullshit.
Brynn has made jokes about using dudes for money during the show, so it’s not unbelievable.
“There’s been confusion online about your ‘career path.” Andy asks her to elaborate. Yes there has been conflicting info, such as she only works ten hours/week, but was so busy ‘working’ that she couldn’t film. She’s 9 -5, but she makes her own schedule.
Also it seems like something sketchy may be going on that she doesn’t want to admit to, when Sai, her good friend, said that SHE didn’t know what she did for a living. She looks a little uncomfortable as she delivers her job duties.
“I’m a communications consultant. I do advertising, social media marketing, branding, I make the business plans and programs people use to market their products.”
Ubah corroborates this by stating she’s brilliant, and she has given her ideas for her hot sauce, and can write a business plan in 30 minutes.
She says that, right before this, (Housewives, I guess she means) she was the head of Communications for a tech company that had just gotten acquired, and she doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone.
That was as clear as mud, and a weird way to wrap up her job description. Whatever, if she’s banging loaded guys for money and gifts, good for her.
It’s better than banging a broke ass, deranged loser with nothing to his name, that’s for sure.
Erin talking about her and Brynn’s friendship, results in a disgusted face and eye roll from Ubah. Erin should have probably not questioned it.
It’s not a real friendship because they talk shit about each other, Ubah explains. And it makes her sick and she wants to know if she can puke somewhere. This seems extreme. So they shit talk each other. Yeah, no shit, they’re women. Big whoop. Erin explains when people get pissed they say shit they don’t mean, or do mean, just don’t normally say it out loud.
This passes, but you can see Ubah percolating. Part 1, she was all over the place, and dropping all of these hints, that she’s pissed off about various occurrences. Andy looks a little scared.
Ubah thinks Abe should convert to Islam and be married to both of them. Brynn gets a far-off look on her face, and starts caressing her tit at the mention of this possible throuple scenario.
I hate that we have to relive the pool pushing, and phone argument.
Erin’s obsession with ‘the prank’ to retaliate WAS a little strange to me. It was. I hate to keep using the same verbiage to describe these bitches, but it comes off as so childish and immature.
Am I sounding like a buzzkill? I don’t want to, and I’m not. I used to be in an office where a little group of us did funny little ‘pranks’ to each other here and there. On your birthday you might walk into some things being rearranged on your desk, or missing. There was a squirt gun situation. Stuff like that. But it was all in actual fun, and ‘getting each other back’ wasn’t a weird obsession.
The closest thing to it ever being an issue, was mistakenly including a chick in on the pranking who doesn’t have a great sense of humor, and was pretty OCD. We had done something to her desk, and she was not very happy, and quickly started to clean it up. I don’t recall her having to retaliate. We just took note to leave Erica out of it in the future. I think this is similar to what it all boils down to with Ubah. She clearly doesn’t have a good sense of humor, to take the phone theft to a place where it never ever needed to go.
Ubah’s insistence for her intense anger being that her family was unable to reach her, is so over the top and not logical. A few hours had gone by when she didn’t even miss it. What if her sister was trying to reach her then? She didn’t seem too worried about it.
And I don’t think it was very long between the time she realized it was missing, and Erin returned it. Also if had been ringing, or messages were coming through, I think she would have quickly given it to her. There was literally NO HARM DONE.
Andy opens the can of worms (hmmm does EVERYONE in whole United States use that expression and heard of it??) by asking who all thinks Ubah overreacted. Only Brynn and Jenna raise their hand.
I mean, come on girls. You have to be insane not be able to just admit she totally overreacted. Again there was little passage of time between her missing it, and having it returned. There was a dely because she and Jessel were too fucking dumb to interpret her funny emoji responses on Jessel’s phone.
This gets Ubah all cranked up. Jenna looks nervous because she’s already hinted she’s pissed at her.
As expected, she drones on about how she frequently travels, and her phone, naturally is how she keeps in touch with family. To me, still not justified. Andy tries hard to look like he agrees.
The reason for the start of the conflict was Ubah merely mentioning Erin’s name letting the group know she was there a minute ago. When Erin re-entered, all she heard was Ubah saying ‘Erin’ and yelled “stop saying my name!” assuming she was bitching about her, which she wasn’t at that moment.
However, this assumption was due to Erin’s feeling extremely uncomfortable and intimidated over Ubah glaring at her (and her glares are a little scary, I have to say) and giving her the silent treatment all morning. Also Jessel had shared with her how pissed off she was. Jessel didn’t help by egging her on. Because she was feeling important that Ubah was confiding in her? Perhaps she was encouraged by producers? I could see that. It did seem strange that Jessel was going so HARD to commiserate and agree with her.
And it certainly isn’t an excuse for being physically aggressive and verbally abusive. I don’t give a shit about your mom, I don’t give a shit about your sign, your race, your nationality. I don’t give a shit about your fucking childhood. At what point did this start where we are now normalizing inappropriate and shitty adult behavior due to our childhoods??
These ding dongs again the ‘misunderstanding’ of the emoji’s. Now they’re arguing over whether or not Erin texted “I have your phone.” I honestly think Bravo should have cut all of this out. It’s not doing Ubah any favors. And I can’t be the only one SICK OF IT, and losing brain cells. Jessel actually spent time searching for this text, not realizing he meant the emoji’s.
Here we go with gas lighting. No, Ubah, you misunderstanding a statement, is NOT gas lighting. Ubah took this as ‘a lie.’ She’s as bad as Evil Munchkin. Ubah denies the gang up. She can’t even own that much.
Is she GAS LIGHTING??? I totally think this is gas lighting.
Even Evil Munchkin admits the hot tub ambush was too much, based on the circumstances.
If SHE thinks something was over the top harsh, than that is saying a lot. So Ubah, girl, you’ve officially lost me in trying to justify your actions.
If that doesn’t seal it, I don’t what does. At this point I would have expected Ubah to just suck it up, and admit she overreacted. Everyone else is sitting here owning their shit.
Erin delivers another sincere apology and explains there was no mal intent, she thought it would be funny. Aaaaand, we’re still not dropping it. Ubah again complains it wasn’t returned the second she saw it missing from her bag, and the fucking emoji thing starts all over again.
Brynn’s reaction is how we’re all feeling at this point. Like OHMIGOD SHUT UP!! I think she was trying to stay out it, but it’s going on too long, and it’s repetitive. Why isn’t Sai losing her shit? If this isn’t talking in circles, I don’t know what is.
Ubah who had calmed down when Erin apologized for the 800th time, is now all worked up again over Brynn telling her to share her location. She’s trying to make the case that you can be dead, and ‘share your location’ doesn’t help that. I get that, but SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS MISSING for hours when they got back from dinner, is an important component that no one wants to say. Or isn’t anyone smart enough to see that? I don’t know. So yay me, I’m smarter than the Housewives. Is that the same as being smarter than a 5th grader?
Andy, this is such a bad time to read ‘the angry black woman’ question. Try reading the fucking room instead.
I know he has his little note cards that he reads viewer questions from in a certain sequence, but doesn’t he have the option to forego a question that’s not appropriate at that moment. And this was not.
So here we go with that. We already know this is a hot spot for her.
Ubah says she doesn’t get angry, but when she does, it is deserved. Okay. Sounds like Ubah logic.
Jenna does not want the wrath of Ubah, but she sees she’s about to get it, in reference to the ‘Ubah hot’ comment when she was invited to her apartment, completely unaware that it was getting filmed, and went off because she wasn’t wearing makeup.
(Side note: She wasn’t wearing makeup in a lot of the Antigua filming either. So Ubah logic is a lot of fucking Ubah nonsense)
Like, woman, aren’t you aware you’re filming a reality show?? Jenna probably assumed you were smart enough to figure out that cameras were going to be there. But apparently she’s not.
This argument quickly goes left, maybe it’s language barrier. She’s not comprehending the ‘Ubah Hot’ reference to her hot sauce, and the fact that she walked in hot over not being TOLD
there were cameras present, while filming a show. Even in that quick flash you can see the others on the couch looking at her like she’s a fucking moron. “Thanks for ruining the scene, stupid.” They were probably thinking.
She tries to argue with Jenna when she’s not comprehending, that she’s not comprehending. Also she keeps cutting her off, so that’s not helping. “I got a taste of Ubah Hot.” It was actually a funny play on words, that she’s just not following.
She tries to say she was being assertive.
Whatever that scene was that Jenna referred to that they showed quick flashes of, clearly got cut because of her tantrum. Producers were probably standing there stunned as she yelled about the cameras. I’m sure they were like, ‘well this is a new one, thought we’ve seen it all by this point. A Housewife pissed there’s cameras at a gathering, during filming.’
Brynn is officially sick of her, and debunks her ‘assertive’ description. It’s not being ‘assertive’ if you’re going off about really insignificant idiotic shit. It’s that simple. This is the part she’s not getting.
It’s not making her appear assertive, if her arguments are making her appear stupid. Same with Sai.
Now Ubah, who doesn’t get angry, mind you, gets extremely pissed off at Brynn for disagreeing with her, which leads to these two getting into really violent and disturbing rhetoric of burying people, putting them in hospitals and funeral homes. Ubah brags she’s Somalian and she will Black Hack her ass? Or something like that??
So I’m going to admit I don’t know exactly what that means, but it doesn’t sound good, and it does shut Brynn up.
Andy looks kind of exasperated at her saying that, but he did ask the question when he saw she was worked up. I’m having a feeling Ubah is not getting asked back. You don’t say that shit.
I’m confused is this the same Ubah that doesn’t get angry?? But if she does, it’s deserved?? All Brynn did was correct her ‘assertive’ description of herself.
What are we watching here?? They sound like a couple fucking thugs. Especially the non-angry assertive one. Bravo where DO you get these bitches?? Like, what is happening??
Jenna meekly tries to defend her case again to Ubah about the ‘Ubah Hot’ comment, and how it wasn’t meant malicious. Jenna Fucking Lyons, the least malicious person on the planet.
“Ubah doesn’t have side.” she claims. And she told them that she goes from 0 – 100 quick and when she’s mad. Okay so isn’t that kind of a different and angry side, that she says she doesn’t have,
I love this angrily stating that she doesn’t have an ‘angry side.’ I’m starting to think she’s right. Maybe she’s just always angry with some ‘nice’ sides here and there. Sounds like my ex. Mr. Never Gets Mad is actually mad more often than he’s happy.
She demands a glass of water. I mean demands it. Not a please. At all.
Andy, God love him, is trying to reason with this numb skull and defends Jenna by saying, she just commented she saw you angry.
“No, she said it was a SIDE!!!”
Well does that clear it up, Andy??
Jenna tries to tell her that it’s merely a figure of speech.
In Africa ‘side’ has a different meaning, she tries. Brynn tells her that’s bullshit. This woman continues to shoot herself in the foot (an expression – not literal – not everyone uses it.)
She rants on more about ‘sides’ if you can believe it.
I mean, what am I watching? Is this a joke?? This, again, like the Beverly Hills premier last week, seems like a comedy skit. I swear to God. Somebody has to reenact this.
This is literally a woman angrily screaming about how she doesn’t have an angry ‘side.’
Jenna is basically groveling at this freak, apologizing, and she puts her had over the ‘side’ of her face. What ‘side’ is that?
Now Ubah who is not at all angry, angrily scolds Jenna for saying she was ‘Team Erin’ in the phone scheme. How dare she voice her opinion and be on the ‘side’ of someone who was being mercilessly bullied. Didn’t Sai also say it was too much?? And also, didn’t we resolve this??
I can’t. This is so much worse the second time when I’m giving it my full attention.
Now Ubab is sad/angry, don’t call it a sad ‘side’ though, because no one stood up for her in Antigua. Huh?
She was the fucking antagonist in that situation. I’m so confused. Maybe I’m the idiot.
This broad is all over and acting unstable. And I mean that. I don’t even know what she’s talking about, and I don’t know why everyone is apologizing to her. She’s tired of being kind and nice?
This HAS to be joke.
I felt like everyone had her back in Antigua. She rallied everyone but Jenna, who thinks for herself, into attacking Erin.
Erin leaves her spot and hugs her. Now she and Brynn are they’re embracing her and laughing. I don’t know what just happened. I don’t. This woman went from yelling, to crying to laughing within a span of five minutes.
Jenna looks shook.
Andy looks confused.
Erin asks why, if they’ve been fine all summer like what is the deal ? Apparently it was Erin saying in her yap, “this is the worst fight of my life.”
I mean, Ubah was brutal. I can see that being the worst fight in your life, if you’re not used to be around people acting like that. It was horrible. And if Ubah isn’t seeing and recognizing that, she needs to reevaluate. Jenna again apologizes.
Andy just can’t leave well enough alone, and he wants elaboration on Ubah saying they didn’t want Jenna on the show, which of course they did say.
Sai tries to try to minimize it, by saying she didn’t think she would fit in, but that’s still a nasty thing to say, and on brand. I doubt if anyone is shocked.
She is older than the rest, gay and MUCH more talented and successful, so fine, whatever Sai. Actually maybe it wasn’t nasty, I mean, would you really WANT to fit in with these fucking wackos??
So there’s a lot of high pitched guilty chatter defending this statement, so clearly they meant it in a disparaging way towards Jenna.
Andy loves this ‘took a big poop’ reference at the reunions now when the ladies get ‘shit’ off of their chest.
All around ‘mirror’ question and Sai’s is the funniest. Apparently she’s going to try to not be a fucking cunt, so that’s good news.
Jessel’s going to try to not be such a bitch to Pavit. Maybe she’ll get laid once in awhile. Or not.
Ubah is gong to forewarn people before she turns into ‘Ubah Hot.’ I guess she’s getting the reference now, and is okay joking about it?? And realizes it’s an angry ‘side?’
Jesus Christ. I need a nap. Let’s do a reboot of the reboot.
