Evil Munchkin Sai arrives to check out resort wear in six inch heels with Ubah,
I find it hard to believe to that Ubah had covid for three weeks. How much of that time was making her ‘quarantine’ even after she was over it. She was probably like a normal person who gets it now, and is sick for four or five days.
Sai ridiculing Jenna for giving gifts just underscores my ‘Evil Munchkin’ name that I have given her.
It doesn’t appear to me, or anyone normal, that she has the expectation of these ladies sharing it on social media. She’s most likely looking for exposure on the show.
Isn’t that normal of housewives, to plug their businesses now? Sai is giving jealousy to the nth degree and it’s making her so extra unlikable.
And from what I’m seeing on social media, I am certainly not the only one. I actually think her gifts are from the heart, and so what if she’s taking advantage of the exposure from the show. Doesn’t that kind of maker her, oh I don’t know, smart??
She’s getting paid by Bravo, as she’s promoting her businesses and collabs.
Sai is getting free shit and something t ells me someone that growing up without a pot to piss in, should like free shit.
I really doubt if she’s counting on stupid Sai giving her plugs on Insta. Sai kind of is flattering herself.
Not to mention the woman is still giving away her merch for free. Do you see cheap ass Sheree on Atlanta giving away free shit? She gave a couple shit colored dusty plain ass tote bags out at the reunion only because she got dragged for pretending to give shit away at BravoCon. Jenna is gifting a lot of pricey shit to these ungrateful bitches.
She gives Ubah the low down on Erin’s tantrum at the wreath thing.
As Jenna describes to her brother what she’s been up to, you get why Sai is jealous of her. She’s just one of those basic jealous bitches that can’t handle her envy. Everyone gets jealous of people – it’s a normal human reaction. The difference is how you handle it, which shows your maturity level.
You can choose to be happy for the person you’re jealous of, or you can tear down them down.
Jenna’s brother is being a good sport listening to her go on and on about her insecurity over her disorder that affects her skin, hair and teeth, but the dude looks bored shitless.
I like Jenna but she’s kind of giving rich girl problems. Pretty sure the cosmetic procedures that she’s having done to her teeth is something that a lot of people couldn’t afford to do with her condition.
Brynn meets her brother for a hike, and they discuss their childhood trauma.
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Erin brings Jenna soup after her surgery, and one may think that she’s being friendly and neighborly, but one should not be fooled.
Jenna shares with Erin her intention to go to the Caribbean ahead of the ladies to ‘tan’ (kind of surprised she tans. We’re not supposed to admit to that anymore, are we?)
They also discuss the wreath making event and the strife there. Jenna’s so-called diva-ness of going to the vaca destination early is already getting a shit ton of critiques and “ohmiGods” from everyone as they flash on a texting chain.
Jenna also shares with Erin how she wishes to fly first class when she leaves on her own, and well, that comes back to bite her in the ass.
Erin acts understands but is annilating her in her yap. Yes Erin we know you’re too fucking cheap to buy a First Class ticket.
Jessel packs and is suddenly okay with the nightgown Jenna gave her. As I believe I said at the time, I think she was just being self-4conscience of her body, because the other ladies are skinnier, so she took it out on Jenna and the night gown.
Jenna points out her height as being reason #87 as to why she wants to fly business class. I can see her point, not because I am six feet, I am only 5”1” but have noticed that there’s little to no leg room for my body, so being six feet all would suck. You can kind of tell in her yaps that she already knew or suspected she was getting dragged.
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I like how Pavil initially tells Jessel that he plans on flying to Vietnam for three days, in front of her parents. I’m sure he did that as a buffer so she wouldn’t murder him. Who just flies o Vietnam from the US on a 20 hour flight for a few days?
And what’s in Vietnam besides these sandwiches he keeps talking about? He claims he has some ticket that he has to use.
I think he just wants to you know what with a cute teensy Vietnamese 20 year old. He keeps saying “I’m going to Vietnam” as if it’s Florida, and not half way around the world.
“What am I going to do? My mom’s not going to be here?”
Maybe take care of your own kids and wipe up your own finger prints? I thought she had a nanny, but she still can’t manage without her mom?
I’m actually proud of Pavil’s ballziness right now. Go Pavil. Dude go to Vietnam for your ‘sandwiches.’ I’m not even going to touch that one.
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I think Jenna is the first Housewife in Housewife girls trip history, to travel to the destination herself early, at her own expense. Rest of them are too cheap or broke ass to do that. Such haters.
Literally not even arrived to the spot yet. and there’s bitching and moaning about two ladies having to share a room. Ubah agreed to room with Jessel because she’s not a petty fucking see you next Tuesday.
Oh wait, once in the room she whines about it. My bad.
“Why are we sharing a room?”
“I don’t know?”
Maybe because there are more women than fucking bedrooms in the house?? It’s simple math, ladies.
Not sure why Brynn hates on Jenna so much either. Guess the jealousy thing like the Evil Munchkin. I doubt if Jenna even gives a rat’s ass about her room.
Looks to me like Jessel didn’t ‘lose weight’ as she bragged to Pavil earlier. Looks to more more like a tummy tuck. Suddenly she’s wearing a crop top.
I guess technically that’s ‘losing weight?’ Having a surgeon cut it off of you, is a lot easier. Thought it was strange that she ‘lost weight’ over the holidays. Can’t imagine any other way her pooch would suddenly be gone.
Erin gives the skinny to all, on Jenna’s arrival and the first class thing. Sai and her “euw” — even though she refused to be seen at Carmine’s because it wasn’t bougee enough, and walks into every event demanding food, refers to Jenna as ‘euw.’
Also, I don’ t think she said “I don’t fly coach.”
Brynn is jumping on the Evil Munchkin train and acting all put out by Jenna’s gift giving.
Jenna arrives. Fake “Hiiii’s” and death stares greet her, and she has to immediately explain her reasoning again, to all for arriving early. Even though they already
Sai: “I got a spray tan, Jenna.
Jenna explains how she was trying to make time for a trip to a sunny spot prior to this trip, and it does sound like a lot of excuses and explaining, when she could just say – “I wanted to come early and relax, you dumb jealous ho’s – ho’s get over it.” She’s also not tied down with little kids like three of the ladies are.
Apparently she has to get actual sun to help her skin condition. Spray tans don’t cut it. Whatever, I’m not judging. I tan too, a little. Here and there.
This is like, such Mean Girl energy, shit right now at this table, and it’s so ‘ick.’
“Actions have consequences JENNA. You can’t expect them to not be mad.”
What?
Why exactly would you be ‘MAD?’
Brynn tries to suck up to Erin by having one of the house servants carry her suitcase up to her. But that’s not a diva move right? Instead of carrying it herself, she makes one of the house employees do it.
Like “dawling I wouldn’t be caught dead carrying a suitcase myself.” As she follows him up carrying nothing. And it’s a small suitcase. Why are the other ladies allowed to have their diva moments, but Jenna is not?
Jenna acknowledges to Jessel that she sees resentment amongst the ladies, and whatever she does seems to be a trigger. Yeah Jenna, it’s called jealousy. The old green eyed monster.
