Off to the fashion show/dinner event in Anguilla. Again desperate thirsty/hungry overdressed Sai, promoting her influencer/content creator gig, perhaps?
Hmmmm isn’t that not allowed? Off to a casual eating establishment looking like she’s going to a ball.
I don’t get why Evil Munchkin is wearing a face diaper as she sits in the front passenger by the driver? She thinks the driver is carrying all of these diseases, that she needs to cover her face? Euw. And why wouldn’t she be worried about wearing a mask around Ubah, who just HAD COVID?? Evil Munchkin. EUUWWW!!! If Jenna generated an ‘euw’ for opting for first class, I would say this shit is worthy!!
Why we gotta bring up the ‘Abe the Babe’ flirtation event at dinner? When they flashed on the scene, it showed that this event was a whole month ago!
Brynn offers a ‘genuine’ ISH apology for stating that the party was boring.
But wait!! Erin also wants the’ genuine apology’ for hitting on her husband. Or flirting, or whatever. What’s funny to me, is that she definitely WAS flirting with him. Not sure in what world that little exchange about marrying her, divorcing Erin. and cutesy laughing and being coy, and all of that was not flirting with him???
What she was NOT doing, I don’t believe, was HITTING on him for real. I crack up every time she says “don’t accuse me of flirting with him, I would never do that!” I am sure she has flirted with many a married man, including Abe, but is it that big of a deal that Erin is making it out to be? Of course not. Abe was not really reciprocating the flirt. He was just awkwardly laughing.
Jessel sticks up for Brynn and tries to explain how it was all in good fun, and it wasn’t serious.
After a lot of the above bickering back and forth, they do end up hugging it out. It went on way too long. Stupid.
Brynn needs to, I think, look up the actual definition of flirting. It’s not the same as trying to pick someone up.
I think she has been flirty with him in front of Erin, but she totally would not have gone that hard had Erin been standing there. It was a TAD inappropriate.
Oh no NOT the coach/first class argument. Here we go. As Jenna said at the end of last week’s ep, whatever the hell she does or says, doesn’t say, doesn’t do, is going to be a problem for the Evil Munchkin and her minions, because Jenna is clearly the target.
They smell weakness in the ‘nice’ one and even receiving pricey gifts from her bothers them.
Isn’t there always one that’s a little more reserved, not into the mean girl thing, and not talking about herself incessantly? They do have to mix it up a little bit.
Brynn is like a dog with a bone over this ‘Judith’ thing. And does Evil Munchkin even comprehend that Jenna was well aware she was sitting right beside her, and in a way DID share the name change thing with her? It’s not like she happened to overhear it. So what the literal fuck is the problem? They are all coming off as retarded.
“I was crying and shaking in front of you and you didn’t tell me that your real is Juuditthhhhhh…” Wait WHAT?
Did this dumb bitch seriously just say that?? E.M snickers. Also too fucking dumb to realize how inane that sounded.
Kudos to producers. They flash on that scene, of Brynn talking about her parents neglecting her, and dub in Jenna telling everyone that her real name is Judith, to show viewers, as if anyone with a brain can’t already see it, how fucking desperate and idiotic the mean girl brigade sounds right now.
Erin credits her for talking about her condition when she took her the soup. My point – maybe she just feels more comfortable opening up with one bitch at a time. What’s so abnormal about that? She doesn’t like to have the floor, and be the center of attention in a group. These assholes can’t possibly comprehend that?
Also she has told the group about her mom having aspergers already? What are theses fucktards even talking about?
Jenna ends up ‘apologizing’ for just being her and not yammering on and on about herself, and the bitches seem to be all receptive and satisfied with this – for the moment.
Now Erin gets up, and gives her a hug because she apparently has a soul, and feels bad that they all just sat there and picked at her like middle schoolers, for being a little shy and guarded with these ho’s. Also she probably feels like a dick, becasue she started all of this by over-dramatizing the first class comment.
Now just to make sure they REALLY STFU, she elaborates more about her mom having this disorder, all her life, and was undiagnosed. Jenna says that she wasn’t even allowed to talk, or interact in her house without her mom going off of the deep end.
How about not assume she’s just being a bitch, and just ask, she tells them. To be fair, she did share that she was not close with her mom and that she had aspbergers when they were in The Hamptons. So maybe she didn’t elaborate on how terrible it really was, but if you were really that interested, why not research what it’s like having a parent with this disorder?? Guess they didn’t really care THAT much. What a bunch of fucking phonies. Especially this one:
Jenna sort of very subtlely deflects to the fact that Jessel never talked about her childhood either. Not sure why we all feel the need to discuss our childhoods. Are we in therapy or on vaca?? Why aren’t we just drinking and whooping it up? It’s warm, it’s tropical?? What the hell ??
Guess they’re sorry they asked. Jessel rambles about how successful her photographer uncle is. I think she talks more about her parents’ childhood than hers. And then the brutal-ness of unpacking boxes when she got her first job in fashion. Pretty sure most professions/jobs start you out doing menial shit. It’s not exactly traumatizing.
She claims she wasn’t catered to and takes offense to someone thinking that of her. I guess they’ll never stop flashing on that scene of her bitching at her mom and Pavit about fingerprints on the table, which I don’t hate, that she keeps getting reminded of it, if she’s watching. Pretty sure if she had one do over, it would be to NOT say that in one of her first scenes. his. At least I hope she regrets this. She looks like such a heartless and yes, CATERED TO, bitch.
But it does prove a point that she may not grown up with a lot of money, and luxurious things, but she is however, very spoiled by her parents. If I talked to my mom like that, regardless of age, I’d get back-handed into the next room. The fact that her mom is waiting on her hand and foot like hired help, when she’s forty-something years old, is disconcerting.
You don’t have to live in a bougee house surrounded by everything material you could ever ask for, to be spoiled. Jessel comes off to me as very entitled and yes, spoiled. The fact that she talks to her mom the way she does, and is acceptable, is proof of that.
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Next morning, and it really does seem to be that the Abe (not) flirting episode is finally behind us.
I don’t know why Jenna is so insecure about her body. It’s not like she’s overweight. She is older than all of them, but she looks to be in shape, and she’s far from gross.
Sai talks about her mom being an alcoholic when she was a teenager. Shut up Sai, i don’t even care about this dumb ass anymore.
The ladies want to get Jessel drunk as some sort of help her get laid when she gets back home to her husband, who does not seem to want to have sex with her at all. And it doesn’t make any sense anyway, since the dude is not here,
Okay seems like we’re done discussing our childhood trauma, and who had the most fucked up mom, we’ve wrapped up jabbing at Jenna, so now they’re actually having fun and acting normal. A makeshift photo shoot, and frolicking around in the sand and water.
At lunch Brynn talks mentions her freezing eggs and says at the clinic they wanted her to ‘name dudes’ that she would want to fertilize them, since now this is the new thing I’m hearing thanks t o Bravo, they’re more viable if they’re fertilized.
I’m sure they just inquired if she was in a relationship and was in a position to have them fertilized, and she was joking about going through her contacts to see who she might call to for the job.
So-serious Erin tells her that she must be lying and making this story up, since she has so many friends that have frozen their eggs, and no one has ever shared this type of experience.
Erin has no fucking sense of humor, and takes everything so literal. The point is, there were questions on the form asking her if she had anyone in mind to fertilize her eggs, aka as a father. It’s not that weird. Why would Erin sit here and accuse her of lying? That seems extreme.
Erin tries to diffuse by saying that she’s sorry she used the word ‘lie.’
Brynn is annoyed now, and doesn’t want to go to dinner. She’s probably sensitive about this whole freezing eggs things, since she wants to have kids, but is 36 and single. But at the same time, how sorry do we feel for her, when she just ravaged Jenna about something that she was sensitive about?
Anywho, she lets Erin know this, which was kind of surprising. A normal Housewife in this situation, would not have addressed it with her, and made it this big huge drama.
Don’t get me wrong – it’s still a drama.
