This season of New York is just a little, what’s the word? Stupid? For lack of a fancier word.
Sorry for not being more creative in my description, and for the F bombs, but it’s just so fucking stupid. What’s with the fucking pranks?
It makes them look pretty desperate to have any sort of topics to discuss honestly. Especially, after last season when Erin’s phone prank went completely left because Uber lost her fucking mind that Erin had her phone in her room for a few hours. And she only even missed it for a total of 45 fucking minutes.
Or maybe this IS the reason we’re again doing pranks.
What the fuck is a ‘leaking pigeon?’ Was this phrase invented by these fucking dumb broads?
This wig of Sai’s has GOT to go. Does she think this looks good?
Ubah hosts a picnic with orders to wear white, to sit on the ground.
I think there’s something really wrong with Brynn.
She doesn’t act how a normal woman acts. Her constant raunchy sex talk is NOT normal. I think she had a fake dick she kept sucking that they blurred out. She may have some sort of sexual abuse issue in her past if you ask me.
Jessel readily admits that she made poor clueless Pavit marry her because her work visa was expiring. Naturally, she would have to go this length to trap that poor man who she knew would take her bitchy ‘tude.
She reassures us they were going to get married anyway it was just a matter of expediting. Yeah sure Jessel. I don’t know if even wanted to marry her to be honest. I feel like he felt trapped and couldn’t tell her no. Just like I feel like he’ll give in to this third child that he does not want. One reason is that he seems to be doing most of the childcare.
Brynn Points out in her yap that perhaps she should not have shared this on national TV.
So they’re going around the table, even though there’s no table pointing out what’s some rumor about each of them? I guess that’s a good way to try to get someone cranked up.
Rebecca is odd. I know they look for eccentric women, but she’s just odd in an odd way, that’s not interesting.
I missed the recap of the episode of Erin telling everyone that she was knocked up to a random dude from some kind of fucking freak off party.
I wasn’t that upset I didn’t get around to that one.
Rebecca and her fucking Scientology, honestly, I don’t give a shit. Most of us know basically what it’s all about because of all of the celebrities that are a part of it and the controversy that’s been in the news for many many years.
I’m not sure how many of us really give a shit though. It’s clearly a fucking cult, so whatever floats your boat Rebecca. You’re also breast-feeding a three year old so… you clearly have some issues.
She answers the Scientology question with a bunch of fucking yawn fest gibberish. Jenna refers to organized religion in her yap as a number one cause of death in the world. Is that true? Should we Google that?
I’m assuming she’s referring to murders and suicides that tend to coincide with being involved in these types of organizations. I couldn’t really find anything about this particular stat, but I did see a lot of articles on various mass murder suicides having to do with religious cults. Here’s a link that talks about it.
https://www.barrons.com/news/deadliest-cult-disasters-ac75752f
What have we here? Finally Sai addresses the fact that David was bending her over his desk in the back of his bar where she worked and got her knocked up while he was married.
She claims he was already divorced for six entire years when all this happened, but I’m just calling bullshit because she’s Sai, and I don’t think she’s credible. She seems to have dropped that childish constant hunger schtick, that she thought was so fucking cute. Like woman eat before you leave your fucking husband’s brownstone. Jesus. Especially when you’re as picky as she is.
There had to be something shady going on otherwise she would’ve mentioned how they met last year, because there was even a conversation where they all were talking about how they met their husbands and she didn’t say fucking shit.
She has divorce paperwork? Let’s see it then. I tried to do some research, didn’t spend a lot of time on it though. Not seeing anything about his divorce. David Craig is his name if anyone is able to locate his divorce decree.
I found something on a David Craig who was divorced in 2021 but that can’t be him because they got married in 2017. She also lied previously that they got married in 2009. Maybe it took her that long to talk him into marrying his trashy barmaid sidepiece.
They bicker about this whole ‘leaking pigeon’ shit about Erin’s made up story to trick the ladies and/or see who would blab and who wouldn’t?? Is this really happening.
I lost interest, and couldn’t follow it and don’t give a shit, and it’s fucking stupid.
I fell asleep, and I fell asleep the previous week too. I never saw the end where Erin told everyone that Rebecca being knocked up by a rando was a joke. Or prank. Or whatever.
Apparently, it was Brynn’s idea to bring in the ‘swinging’ to make the prank more interesting. That’s not surprising. She reminds me of some skanky over sexualized in an unhealthy trampy way bitich I know, except the one I know is ugly AF. Like you couldn’t even imagine how ugly she is, and that she actually gets guys to fuck her. Which isn’t hard to do, she likes to brag.
I never wanna hear the word fucking prank again.!!
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I don’t want to get into this whole abortion discussion again on here, but I just want to say Erin’s and Jenna’s conversation is ridiculous because the abortion procedure are NOT being banned and never ever will be.
It’s a controversial procedure whose legality is now decided in the individual states.
This is so overly dramatic and I would expect Jenna to be more sensible.
I wish they would’ve sounded a little more informed. I feel like a lot of women watch these shows who are uninformed and really believing this is an issue. Their conversation was very misleading. Abortions are banned in 14 states out of 50. 14. Less than 30%.
Erin does a very dramatic Glamour magazine interview talking about how it’s the end of the world because you can’t get an abortion in 14 out of 50 states, and rest assured New York is not one of them. This obsession with abortions has got to stop. Being pro-choice is fine, I am, however being obsessed with them is fucking SICK.
Well, I appreciate them sharing the story that’s not exactly something. they’re proud of, but this clutching our pearls about not being able to get to get an abortion anymore is just not an accurate depiction of what is happening. Period.
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Moving the fuck on, Ubah who is 40 which I didn’t realize, is having a fibroids issue and would have to have them removed, and wants to then have a baby to this Oliver man.
Maybe it’s the universe telling her not to have a baby to this guy that she’s hasn’t been with that long and that she’s not even married to nor engaged to.
She asks this doctor, I assume this woman is, if there are any medication or anything she can eat to help the fibroids. Well of course there’s medication, but it could interfere with her pregnancy hopes.
If I were her, I would look up dietary options that may help. Which I did for her, because I feel like Ubah can’t be bothered. Looks like lots of fruits and veggies, green tea, fiber and iron rich foods and Vitamin D.
I suffer from a minor health condition which I have on and off flareups with, and I looked up if there were any foods that help and lo and fucking behold there are, and I’ve been eating them like crazy and I haven’t had a flareup since I’ve started doing that. I’ve been seeing doctors for it for years, and now don’t even go to the doctor because I have it under control by eating four or five foods. All things I like by the way and already ate, now I just eat them every week.
By the way, the medication that I took for it was $300, No doctor told me to eat broccoli and avocados.
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This is a really FORCED SCENE with Jenna and Raquel. Do better, ladies and Bravo.
And the heavy flirting was a little inappropriate given they’re both engaged to other people. Whatever. What am I saying? I don’t give a fuck.
Not loving Raquel’s Mickey Mouse yap look.
Ubah tells Sai when she drops by, she looks like a French maid, as a joke, but she kind of does. You can kind of see her reassessing her trashy looking see through shirt or dress or whatever it is she’s wearing, as she sits down.
Honestly these eps blow so much with the forced story lines, and ridiculous dilemmas, it’s so much more entertaining to catch the few ‘real’ moments that ARE actually funny and entertaining. Even just a little bit.
They discuss Erin feeling like she’s ‘singled out’ and how she wants Ubah needs to stop being friends with Jenna?
They flash on that stupid park party where they’re throwing around ‘gas lighting’ and of course misusing it as usual.
Back and forth between Jenna and Raquel, and Sai and Ubah that goes on entirely too long. Can’t imagine why I feel asleep watching this the first time.
Why are Jenna and Raquel both wearing sunglasses inside?
Jenna ‘confirms’ to Raquel that “Brynn embellishes.” Riveting.
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Erin meets with her dad, and tells him about her college abortion, which is extra touching and sad since he passed away a short time later. It seemed so sudden. He tells her he would have supported her decision had he known.
Except for that sweet and raw moment in the last five minutes, this was a terrible episode.
Not a shocker that the NYC OG’s are gloating.
They never really say what her dad’s health issue was, and I haven’t found the cause of his death. He had a terrible-sounding cough while they were chatting.
He looked really thin, and didn’t seem well at all. He was only 70 which isn’t THAT old.
My heart goes out to Erin and her family. I’m sure the holidays are going to be difficult.
