“Why just date their dad when you can be a mother?”
Do not get it.
Sai must have watched herself back last season and decided to drop all of those hunger melt-downs and tantrums. Did you even notice she met Jenna for coffee and the didn’t order food nor did she even mention food??
They have Jessel poking fun at herself with her “Tribeca is up and coming” comment.
Speaking of food, lesson learned with Erin when she offered them Pringles and caviar last season as her noshing spread when the arrived at her Hamptons home.
If she had her kitchen redone why didn’t she get rid of that horrible 90’s marble back splash? Nothing even looks different.
I absolutely expected Sai to bitch because she’s a vegetarian since it’s sandwiches and a charcuterie type of situation. There seems to be a lot of meat.
Why is there so much traveling drama with these chicks?? Last season it was the end of the world as we know it because Jenna wanted to fly separately first class.
This season there’s helicopter and car sick drama. It’s really really dumb.
I’m wondering why Sai brings a huge soup pot with her. Is this so she can make her own food when she starts getting hangry?
Don’t know what the thing she’s assembling outside either. Like a thing to hang her clothes on?
Sai and Brynn chat and it goes nowhere until Bynn decides to give her a hug randomly. It works. Yay.
Sai says bitchy things about Jenna because she’s jealous. Clearly. She’s a dusty IG fashion ‘influencer’ that got bent over a desk ten hears ago, and Jenna is Jenna fucking Lyons who is a success without being bent over a desk.
I don’t know why she’s wearing that huge baggy suit thing. She looks like a ten year old wearing her dad’s clothes.
I thought Jenna would skip the random gift giving after she got dragged last season for doing it. Especially by Sai. Sai was horrible to her last season. That’s why I don’t get what she’s so confused about when Jenna asks her why she hates her.
She gifts lingerie again. Which was an epic fail last season when Jessel had a tantrum that hers was ugly.
Lingerie and bras/underwear is something that’s really hard to buy for someone.
I love how when the go to the Hamps, Erin wears jeans and the rest of them dress like hookers.
Jessel’s outfit is a catasrophe. A see-through dress with a nude body suit under it I think? So it looks like she’s wearing no underwear.
Raquel describes how her engagement went down at dinner.
Rebecca Minkoff is weird. Not Housewife weird. Just weird.
Ubah – I don’t know what’s up with her. She randomly starts claiming Sai is still so mad at Brynn and gets totally extra and angry about this tiff that doesn’t even involve her. She is making little to no sense.
Then they make weird yapping alien sounds at each other.
Sai and Ubah have a convo the next morning, Sai pretending she knows nothing about it.
Ubah fills her in on her tantrum on Sai’s behalf.
I don’t get Ubah’s pigeon thing at all.
Well she can’t let this go. She weirdly speaks on her behalf in the morning and tells the ladies “Sai is so tired of being used as a pun” (pawn.)
I think it’s time for Ubah to start working out. (To release tension and generate some happy endorphins.)
Sai breezes in as if she has no fucking clue what’s going on.
Ubah with the pigeons again. The look on everyone’s face is like utter confusion and second-hand embarrassment.
I’m assuming someone fed her this pigeon reference and she clearly doesn’t even know wtf she’s saying.
Ubah’s getting more cranked up then you would think is possible since no one even gets what she’s cranked about and Sai says “pineapple” which apparently is their code for ‘shut the fuck up you’re embarrassing yourself.’
We all know Sai put her up to this shit. Maybe the code word should be ‘pigeon’ so she shuts herself up.
Erin pulls Ubah aside nicely asking her to knock this whatever she’s doing, off. Can she break the fourth wall and tell her she knows she’s trying to have a moment but she’s going about it all wrong and is sounding like a fucking fucktard??
She calls Brynn, what else, a pigeon.
She’s like on auto play or a robot that got shorted out.
Can’t make this shit up.
