I’m going to start off by saying there’s been a lot of Brynn hatred going on. The majority of viewers don’t seem to think she’s cute or funny at all, and basically is just looking like a bully and desperate for attention.
Her pokes and digs aren’t coming off the least bit organic. They’re completely calculated and extremely trivial.
Opening scene is Sai, Erin and Brynn making fun of Jessel and her apartment.
I do agree that her apartment, with every single piece of furniture and accessory being white, and not one thing out of place, you really do have to wonder how that is housing toddler twin boys.
I admit it does look kind of staged, but I think we have already addressed last season, how she moved to New York from Texas just to be a Housewife.
I feel like we should just move on. We also know her and Pavit’s relationship is a little questionable. This is so last season.
I’m still wondering if he even likes women after that display when she was trying to be flirty with him when she was wearing a sexy nightgown. He looked like he wanted to throw up.
Erin makes a face pretending like she’s not into the ridicule, but she is of course.
I don’t recall this conversation last season of claiming that an ex was the love of her life, but I could see her saying that.
I think she kind of settled for Pavit because she wanted to get married. I mean like, look at the dude. Clearly she settled, and I don’t mean that in a really mean way. He’s not a terrible guy. At least he’s not an abusive angry little fuck.
I question whether or not she sort of browbeat him into marrying her. I just think he’s extremely unhappy, and is afraid to speak up.
I agree I don’t see any romance between the two of them or any attraction. Like the last thing they need to do is to have this other child together.
I’m not mad about him having referred to Sai as a bitch season. Like big fucking whoop. She was being a fucking bitch. She was going below the belt think and she was saying really fucked up shit.
Like her whole schtick last season was being a fucking bitch so why is she so pissed off about being called a fucking bitch?
I can’t stand this wig she keeps insisting on wearing. I see that she loves it though.
Erin criticizes Pavit for getting involved in the girls’ shit but Sai was attacking Pavit, and he was defending himself. Like if the dude didn’t defend himself, and had nothing to say, then she’d call him a pussy. I feel like poor Pav can’t win.
I feel bad he’s stuck wtith Jessel, who is also kind of a bitch. I feel like he does the bulk of the child care and Jessel is a little self-absorbed.
No wonder he doesn’t wanna have this third baby that’s frozen somewhere.
I’m pretty sure Pavit is extremely bothered that Sai is ignoring him. The dude is probably fucking elated. It would be nice if she’d stop talking ABOUT him too. Like is she unfulfilled in her own marriage that she has to obsess over Jessel’s.
They’re really going hard at her for some reason.
I don’t know what she did to all these broads, but they are pretty cranked up.
Brynn is going to be addressing this beef that nobody understands with her later. We can hardly wait for that.
Yes, the twins’ birthday party photos do look staged. The one blowing out the candles looks like they were supposed to be candid but they definitely look posed. It looks more like a photo op for Jessel, so I can kind of see what these cackling hens are griping about, but again I think they’re taking it a little bit too far.
Sai being this so-called influencer, isn’t she’s always having her picture taken everywhere they go?
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As promised Brynn starts harassing Jessel at the arguing dinner.
She’s not only coming off as a bully, mean girl and desperate for a story line, but also very jealous. Yes we know you don’t have kids yet and you probably aren’t going to but stop being mad at the other ladies that do.
Brynn could use probably use some glam, and step up her hair and makeup game actually. Her hair’s looking a little straggly. Oops, sorry was that mean? She looks like she just crawled out of bed. Maybe she’s mad she can’t afford glam. She needs to also step up her sugar daddy game I guess.
I think Jessel has been kind of feeling herself since she’s had some work done as Brynn pointed out.
She definitely got a nose job, and a tummy tuck, and new teeth according to Brynn so she’s embracing posting a lot of glam shots.
Brynn thinks it’s a flex that she showed up drunk to her birthday party.
Erin pipes in when she really didn’t need to be egging Brynn on.
Jessel tells her to shut the fuck up, which I think was warranted.
Erin knows what she was doing. She’s busted so she just asks Jessel what’s wrong with her brain? She is so playing dumb.
I’m sorry Erin you were in the wrong. You NEEDED to shut the fuck up. It was between Jess and Brynn. Didn’t involve you. Shut it.
Well that sort of fizzled, so Brynn now goes after Ubah. She’s is more of a sure thing.
She’s already told the table she had a headache didn’t feel well and Brynn still was attacking her for not engaging in conversation. What is wrong with this girl? I am going go out on a limb and say she may be the most hated housewife right now, or possibly in all of housewife history.
Brynn in her yap basically admits to intentionally trying to get Ubah to fly off the handle.
Ubah yells in the van that she got her housewife gig just from being herself, and Brynn possibly slept with somebody.
Now here is the victim thing I was expecting. She says that is ‘such a disgusting thing to say to a woman.’ There are a lot of murmurings about how she makes a living and afforded her New York apartment prior to being a housewife when she didn’t really have a job.
Jessel and Erin make up, but I think Jessel lets her off the hook too easily. Erin was clearly trying to keep Brynn’s bullying going and get her more cranked up to keep going at Jessel.
But like why?
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Uber advises Sai to tell Jessel she was gossiping about her. This ep is a little slow-moving.
I have no fucking clue why Ubah would’ve said what she said in front of Erin, that you can’t stop your mom from dying and when you go to the doctor and they say you have cancer you can’t stop that.
Well actually, yes you can Ubah. There are medications and treatments for cancer, maybe you haven’t heard.
What an inappropriate thing to say in front of Erin, whose mom has breast cancer. We also learn that her dad has cancer too.
Imagine both of your parents having cancer simultaneously. I think we need to stop using ‘cancer’ as an adjective to describe someone that they don’t like. It’s really inappropriate. Most people know of someone who has it, or have lost somebody from cancer.
I’m surprised she even realized it when Erin leaves the table. She immediately goes after her & apologizes.
Brynn and Jessel again bicker about Jess being too worried about glam and taking too many pictures for her liking. Can we be done with this already?
Erin opens up about her dad having lung cancer, which, as we know, he passed away a few months ago.
Brynn seriously thinks Ubah should apologize to her.
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They head to this beach that Raquel has been talking up. I feel like you could already tell the beach was going to suck even have I not seen the previews.
Maybe she should’ve checked it out first if she hasn’t been there for thirty years. At first, it seems fine. The water is blue as promised and there’s a little cute set up awaiting them with chairs and umbrellas.
Of course these bitches never have to lift a fucking finger anywhere they go, ever.
So the dead birds and fish on the beach is little concerning. Ubah refers to them as pigeons, because as we know she loves pigeons. Getting in that water would concern me too, I’m just saying. But she didn’t need to be an asshole about it.
Ubah being Ubah comes charging back announcing that the beach is disgusting.
